Mental Barfing

Noodle leapt onto the back of a nearby T-Rex and rode it towards the Mecha-Pone that had taken Ird hostage.

"Noodle!" Cried Ird, who was dangling over a vat of acid. "Help me!"

"I will, Baby," Noodle replied smoothly, donning his shades. "Right after I vine whip this guy's ass!"

"It's too late, Spaghetti Plant!" Screamed the pilot of the Mecha-Pone. "I will be the Tweh Weh master! And to do that, Ird must die!"

"No! I'll tell you what will happen! I will save Ird, I will destroy your Mecha-Ponyta and you will fail!" Noodle threw his T-Rex at the Mecha-Pone and the T-Rex crunched down hard on the cockpit until only a bite mark remained.

Noodle cut Ird down with razor leaf, and then he spearowed her jigglypuff until they were both bulbasaur. But like a true gentlepokeman, he squirtled outside.

THE END