The Swooty Bell Adventures Mysteries

by Protopony350

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Random
Length: 1158

Swooty Bell and the Gang return but this time THEY HAVE A MYSTERY ON THEIR HANDS I mean hooves.

This is less a sequel, and more a non-canon side story to the Swooty Bell Adventures. I recommend that you read the other stories in the series to understand this epic masterpiece!

Swooty Bell and the Swooty Bunch return for an amazing adventure with a Mummy and other things!

Horse Town U.S.A is being plagued by an evil no-goodnik who wishes to destroy all businesses in Equestria!

Swooty Bell must overcome evil, and her own mind, and save the day!

(Please note that Spelling and grammar mistakes are intentional, for this is the universe of Swooty Bell!)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-16 01:55:12 UTC

Swooty Bell and the Case of the Dress Barn Mummy

Ok yeah so Swooty Bell and her friends decided to open a detectives agency. If you're confused because Swooty Bell went to space last time well just pretend that this is a alternate universe or something but not one that exploded or anything I don't know I just wanted an excuse to have the gang solve mysteries together if you're that upset about it just pretend that Swooty came home for a week or something ok so lets get to the story ok lets begin.

Ok so ok like I said Swooty and the Swooty Bunch all decided to start a crazy detective agency!

"HERE COMES SWOOTY!" Announced Swooty as she walked into the room and the room was flooded was applause.

"Swooty, I'm glad you're here! We really need to talk. Not only have you set up NO budget for this agency, but you've also SOMEHOW gone TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS over budget! Also we have like NO permits or licenses!" Said Twix Bar with great urgency.

Just at that moment the phone rang.

"Hold on I have to take this" Said Swooty who had on a fur coat.

"Hello yes thank you for calling 'Swooty and the Other Guys' how may I help you?" Asked Swooty who also had a diamond encrusted cell phone now.

"Yes? Oh no! OH NO! Yes I will bring the entire team for this one!" Continued Swooty into her REALLY nice new phone.

"Swooty! We can't take any jobs!!!!! In fact we could be arrested at ANY MOMENT for all of those criminals we shot without shooting permits!" Twix is being a TOTAL buzzkill.

"No time! Roority found a MUMMY IN HER HOUSE!" Screamed Swooty who was like 3 feet from Twix Bar and had no reason to be yelling at all.

Swooty ran over to the Button and mashed the Button.

"OUCH!" Said the mashed Button.

That ouch was the signal and the Swooty Bunch came running!

First was Twilight Purple with her ugly detective hat and magnifying glass and boy she looked dumb.

Next a huge rocket crashed through the ceiling and boy that was going to be expensive and Twix Bar was already dreading the paperwork. Also Twix Bar does the paperwork.

"Swooty, we came as fast as we could!" Said Spine the Penguin as he jumped out of the rocket and also Scootaloo jumped out of the rocket and also the rocket transformed into Changeshape and also they are a family man did you even READ the other Swooty Stories why do I have to explain this to you?

Well now the gang is all back together and they have to fight the Mummy!

"Guys I am glad you could all make it! This is going to be our biggest case ever!" Said Swooty.

"Even bigger than 'The Case of the Guy We Had to Shoot 25 Times?'" Asked Changeshape.

"Yes! We have to fight a MUMMY!" Said Swooty and Scootaloo facehoofed because this world always finds a new way to stupefy her.

"Oh man that sounds AWESOME!" Said Changeshape.

"LETS DO THIS!" Said Spine.

"PUPPY POWER!" Announced Scrappy Doo.

"Right Back at ya!" Said Swooty to Scrappy.

"Who are you talking to?" Asked Scootaloo.

Scrappy was nowhere to be found.

"Oh um uh.....LETS GET THAT MUMMY!" Swooty said really nervously.

The Gang looked at each other uneasily.

The Swooty Bunch Speed-Buggied over to the Dress Barn.

"Knock Knock Knock" Swooty knocked on the door.

Roority, the most Dress and radiant horse in Horse Town answered the door.

"Oh thank you for coming darlings! The mummy is frightening all of my customers and also they are running away!  I just can't.........." And at that moment she noticed Spine the Penguin.

"Oh My dear Spine! I sure hope being near me wont be distracting for you!" She said with flirting.

"Oh no it's ok I got married to a Bug Pony shape shifter and have a Daughter now!" He said without providing any real context.

"But.......you always loved ME!" She said with a hurt voice.

"Yeah well you made it perfectly clear that you didn't want any of this hot penguin bod so I moved on. In fact I was totally dating your sister for a while. How are you just now finding this all out?" Asked Spine.

"I was at the spa........." She said and she continued talking "Spine..........I always really loved that hot penguin bod!" She said with tears.

And after she said that Changeshape got all up in her face and showed her huge bug Pony teeth.

"MINE!" She said.

Well yeah after that Roority fainted.

"Hey guys remember the Mummy? Can we get back to that please?" Asked Twilight Purple, but Swooty slapped her in the back of the head.

"Shut up this is good drama!" But it was too late, Twilight had ruined the drama.

"Well that's just great you ruin everything ok back to the Mummy!" And they went back to looking for the Mummy.

"BEEEEEEEEEEP" Said the wrist communicator that Swooty totally has.

"Swooty can you hear me?" Asked Twix Bar and also her face was on the screen.

"Twix Bar what are you doing? Do you know how much communicator calls cost?" Swooty was mad.

"They're FREE Swooty! Do you know how much THESE COMMUNICATORS COST THAT YOU BOUGHT WITH THE COMPANY PONY CREDIT CARD?" She asked in retort.

"Whatever I'm just not going to pay that off anyway" She said.

"Swooty fine whatever I'm just calling because the Mummy locator is going off and also the Mummy is killing Twilight Purple with a wrench!" Said Twix Twix Binks.

So Swooty looked slightly to the right and the Mummy was killing Twilight Purple with a Wrench.

"GUYS, ATTACK PLAN Z!" Said Swooty.

"What?" Asked Scootaloo.

"I think she means shoot the Mummy" Said Spine.

Attack plans a through z are "Shoot that thing."

So they all took out the guns that Swooty "Borrowed" from the Royal Cantloot Shooter Cops and they shot the Mummy with like 50 rounds and he fell down also Twilight Purple took a shot to all of her arms.

"BLARGH! YOU WIN THIS ROUND YOU MEDDLING KIDS!" Said the Mummy who took off the Mummy costume.

"OH NO! IT WAS MR.MONEYGRUBBER!" Said the entire Swooty Bunch at the same time.

Mr.MoneyGrubber was an evil monster in a moneybag costume who tries to ruin all businesses in Equstryuck!

"Oh man we have to stop him!" Said Scrappy Doo.

"It's too late for that he ran away 2 minutes ago!" She replied.

The Swooty Bunch was getting worried about Swooty talking to herself because they sure didn't see no Scrappy Doo!

Ok yeah so they woke up Roority and she payed them 20 dollars and they went back to the "Swooty and the Other Guys" hideout with the money.

Meanwhile, Mr.MoneyGrubber set his sights on his next target!