About Five Minutes After Banishment

by Garden

First published

The sirens, three charming creatures with the ability to turn Equestria to darkness, banished, and forced to disappear forever. Starswirl thought he'd forced them to a place where their magic wouldn't work, yet it seems it's not this way, heck, it's much more easy to manipulate these walking stick figures!
As a siren, you might find that amazing, until you realize that you have legs, arms, hands, fingers, toes, a balance point somewhere on your body, and hair.
HAIR.
Tossed out on the stone streets of a different kind of Equestria, the Sirens will face their biggest challenge yet: Learning how to be a human.



The first part is actually serious. The comedy part comes into learning about human society. There will be many, many embarrassing situations.
Rated teen for mild cursing, and possible situations some might see as suggestive.