Horses vs. Ducks

by BadOlCatSylvester

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Crossover, Dark
Length: 381

What would you do if you crash landed in Ponyville? Well, these ducks sure know the answer!

A MLP and Breadwinners crossover! Crazy, right?
Anyway, Buhdeuce and SwaySway are flying in their rocket van to deliver loaves of bread to more happy customers (John Enter is not one of them and won't ever be) when their van runs out of fuel and crashes into Ponyville. They encounter the CMC and crazy stuff happen from there! Enjoy!
(I hate this show, BTW. It has way too much toilet humor for me to like it.)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-16 16:59:32 UTC

A Normal Day?

"So, what's our next stop, champ?"

That was the question that SwaySway asked to his chubby homeboy, Buhdeuce. The two ducks were having a typical day, delivering bread and flying quazy 'cause they can.

BD slapped some of the keys on the laptop and said that the next stop would be where their mechanic friend Ketta lived.

"Ketta?" asked SwaySway. "She's a mechanic, why does she need bread?"

"She appearently wants the Dynamite Loaf. I think she's up to blowing up stuff like those Mythbusters guys do."

"Well, what are we waiting for, then? Let's fire up!"

They did their party punch gimmick and Buhdeuce pulled the lever that fired up the van with his ass. But the van didn't move.

"Uhhh... The van isn't moving. It's floating in the sky. Ya know what that means?" said Buhdeuce.

SwaySway froze in horror as he shouted "OH MY GOD, THE FUEL'S OUT! THE VAN'S GONNA CRAAAAAAA..."

The van started falling, much the the ducks' dismay.

They both screamed as the van falled faster and faster... Until a gigantic explosion happened.

The ducks unfortunately survived the explosion. When they got out of the van, they realized that they were in a place surrounded by trees and blue flowers.

"Where are we, man?" asked the small one.

Then they found a sign that stated where they were.

PONYVILLE

POPULATION: PONIES

"This seems like a nice place, dude! I think we might find something to get back home." said the tall one.

"Okie dokie, then! Ponyville it is!"

They walked into the horse-populated town and started walking around.

"This is an awesome place, Buhdeuce! I hope these horses can talk!"

"LOOK OUT, GIRLS! WE'RE GONNA CRASH!"

Three little fillies were roaming towards the ducks. Both species started screaming as they bumped into each other in a violent way.

"Sorry, we were a bit too-WAIT A SECOND!"

"Yaaaay! Talking horses, man! This is awesome!" said Buhdeuce.

"BREADWINNERS?!" asked the Cutie Mark Crusaders, in shock.

"THOSE GALS FROM ASK THE CRUSADERS?!" responded the ducks, also in shock.

"Well well well..." said Apple Bloom, in a sinister tone and an angry face. "If it isn't the worst Nicktoons of all tims, Buhdeuce and SwaySway!"

"Those are just shitty names! Just goes to show how