Ch.5 Privacy Please

Rarity, Spike, and Rainbow Dash were headed into town to inform everypony about the newly anointed couple.

“Y'know we can still walk RARITY”! Rainbow yelled while immersed in a blue aura.

“Yeah”. Spike agreed while squirming around. "Besides this magic is starting to make me cramp".

Rarity stopped and turned around; she eyed the two for a minute before releasing them. “Okay there now don't try to run”. She said in a joking singsong voice. Little did she know that's exactly what the two were planning on doing.
Spike and Rainbow Dash stretched while coming up with an escape plan; Spike leaned over as casually as possible to Rainbow Dash's ear. “Okay here is the plan,you're going to fly somewhere outside of Ponyville while I lead her away; I'll meet up with you later okay”?

“Sure Spike that plan is foolproof”. Rainbow Dash whispered sarcastically while readying herself.

“Well come on you two don't you want to be the talk of the town”? Rarity asked inching toward the awkward duo.

“Well” Spike started scratching his head frills “we were actually gonna....NOW”! With one beat of her wings Rainbow Dash took off into the blue sky. Rarity was running after Rainbow Dash trying to get her to come down; she was so wrapped up in trying to get Rainbow Dash she almost missed Spike who was galloping away on all four of his legs, which he didn't do unless he was in a situation that called for such.

“OH NO YOU DON'T”! Rarity shouted before she started to pursue Spike. He was pushing himself as hard as he could trying to shake the ivory unicorn who was hot on his tail; even though she wasn't the type to get her hooves dirty she was very athletic; nearly besting Applejack at times. He ran straight into the market knocking down kiosks in an attempt to slow her down, but it worked to no avail as she maneuvered through every obstacle with flips and aerial twists.

Spike looked back over his shoulder in amazed horror. What the hell is she some sort of super parkour unicorn? He increased his pace still running through the market muscling past anything in his way.

“SPIIIIIIKE”! She screamed closing the gap between them; she nearly had a grasp on his tail until at the last second he jumped and unfurled his wings. Rarity was to close to him to see the fence she was about to collide with. Spike flew over the fence leaving Rarity to slam into it with a loud thud. Regaining her composure she dusted herself off then began to calmly saunter away. Spike sighed in relief at having gotten away.

“Well now to go and find Rainbow Dash”. He said to himself before trying to fly away not realizing his wings were not fully healed.”Oh son of a BIIIIII”! He plummeted for about a second before crashing through the roof of a small cottage; he got up and began dusting himself off not knowing that eight eyes ,wide with surprise, were staring at him intently. He turned and looked at them instantly adopting a look of embarrassment and confusion. “Oh....um....heh that smells pretty good what is it. Oohh spaghetti huh? Looks like a delicious home cooked meal heh”. There was a long pause. “Well thanks for having me I'll be going through other ponies houses now. Bye nice meeting you”.
He facepalmed himself while walking out of the door as casually as possible. “Okay *sigh* Now to find Dash”.

“Okay everypony Ms. Rarity has a small bit of news to tell us”. The Mayor said authoritatively. Everyone was quiet and attentive ready to hear the news.

“Thank you mayor” Rarity said stepping forward while clearing her throat. “Everypony our favorite dragon has found himself a beautiful young mare to looove. I bet you will never guess who it is”. There was a clamor of names coming from the crowd. One dark brown unicorn raised his hoof.

“Is it Applebloom”? He asked. Deep in the crowd she appeared bashful with a small smile on her face.

“No my dear sorry”. Rarity said shaking her head. Soon Applejack raised her hoof. “Yes Applejack”? Rarity asked turning toward her.

“Why not Applebloom she's Spike's age and I know that they used ta have a thing goin”.

“Hey if that's the case why not Apollo she has liked Spike too”. An anonymous female voice added in.

“Spike and Apollo have no history”! Applejack quipped.

“Yeah well apparently Applebloom is a one hitter quitter”! The female yelled while shaking her hoof.

“Oh I'll give ya a one hitter quitter pardner”! Applejack yelled back. Soon the crowd erupted in argument; different ponies were screaming names of suitable mares for Spike. The argument was on the verge of becoming physical before Twilight appeared in the sky.

“EVERYPONY CALM DOWN”! Twilight screamed while landing in front of Rarity. “Now what the hay is going on here”?

“We were trying to find out who is the mare that Spike is with”. One deep voice said.

Twilight raised her brow then turned to Rarity who just gave her an innocent smile. "Look everypony you're fighting for nothing; it's Rainbow Dash". A chorus of gasps, ohs, and ahs came from the crowd accompanied by a “I thought she was a mare lover”. Twilight's eyes bugged at that last comment.

“Well where are they”? Pinkie asked while poking out of a window. Twilight simply shrugged. “We should find them and throw a huuuuuuuuge party for newfound love”! The crowd erupted with screams of agreement.

“Everypony wait, let's give them their priva.” She was cut off by “Well lets find em”! With that there was a thunderous sound of hooves going off in every direction in search of Ponyville's newest and most exotic couple. Twilight stood dumbfounded at what just happened wondering why the town would be so boisterous about a new couple; she soon added it all up and turned to face Rarity.

“I had a feeling this was your doing before I even landed”. She said looking her unicorn companion in the eyes.

Rarity hung her head down, not wanting to meet the gaze of the princess before her. "Sorry Twilight. I didn't think that everypony would get so excited about this". Twilight picked up Rarity's head.

“It's okay, you just have to be careful about how you deliver news; now do you care to help me save our little lovebirds before they get torn apart”. Twilight said while stretching her wings. Rarity nodded then began to gallop of in search of Spike. Twilight took to the sky starting her search for the notorious cyan pegasus

Rainbow Dash was airborne over some small hills, scouting out a meeting place for her and Spike. I hope he'll be able to find me given the fact that we really didn't have a set meeting place. She flew over the places just outside of town that she would go to nap, relax, or read. Looking down to the earth below she couldn't see a light gray pegasus flying straight for her.

“LOOK OUUUUUUT”!!

The next thing Rainbow Dash knew had collided with the pegasus face first. She put a hoof over her nose while trying to keep stable flight. “OW DAMN IT YOU IDIOT WATCH WHERE THE HELL YOU'RE GOING”!! She opened her eyes to see Derpy mimicking her actions. "Oh hey Derpy". She muttered in a calmer tone. Of course Derpy Hooves would be the only pony to hit something in a clear sky.

“Oh hiiiiii Dashie". Derpy said while looking somewhat directly at her. "Everypony is lookin' for you and that dragon pony, Spoke I think”?

“You mean Spike”. Rainbow Dash said while crossing her fore-legs.

“Yah that's the pony....or...uhh..dragon. Anyway everypony will be sooo happy I found you”!! She peeped with glee.

“Whoa whoa wait; why is everypony looking for us anyway”? Rainbow asked with a raised brow.

“Rarity told the whooole town that you two love doves were together”. Derpy said while circling around Rainbow Dash.

Damn your big mouth Rarity! “Look Derpy I'm going to go and find Spike, okay”?

Derpy nodded.

“Tell no one you saw me, okaaaay”?

Derpy put a hoof up symbolizing a thumbs up. “Oooooh wait you two are really together”? Rainbow Dash slapped her hoof to her forehead in annoyance.

“Yes Derpy we are together now I have to go”. No longer than half a second later she was flying as fast as she could. Derpy simply sat there watching Rainbow Dash fly away.

Spoke must be a girl there is no way in Equestria that Dashie would like a colt. She sat in place for a while longer before chasing a butterfly that landed in her nose.

Great just......great now the entire town is gonna be bothering us. DAAAAAAMN IT RAAAARITY!!! Rainbow Dash continued to fly on in search of her dragon.

Spike was walking along the edges of Ponyville searching for his beloved pegasus while also keeping an eye out for Rarity. He walked peacefully submerged in his thoughts. I don't know why I never noticed before; her smile is so comforting yet intimidating, her eyes are just so......beautiful kinda like two rubies that test and tease my will. She is just soooo.......woooooow. A large smile grew on his face the more he thought. “Heh look at me”. He stopped and looked over a small lake; taking in the view, the sound of the wind, and the feel of the warm summer sun shimmering as it cascaded upon his scales, Spike was simply in bliss. He heard flapping coming from behind him. “Well I see that you made it beautiful”.

“Awwwwww that made my day”.

Spike jumped when he realized that it wasn't Rainbow Dash but Fluttershy. "Sorry I thought you were someone else; I....I..mean it's not like you're not beautiful, you are very attractive I...it's ju.". She cut him off.

“Spike I get it you don't have to explain anything; I know you like Rainbow Dash”. She finished while putting down a basket full of water.

“Heh thanks”. He said more relaxed.

“So what brings you out here”. She asked while placing the bucket in the water.

“Running from Rarity, waiting for Rainbow Dash”. He said shrugging his shoulders.

“Oh why are you running”. She whispered while releasing five small catfish into the lake.

“Ahh Rarity wanted to tell the whole town about us, we weren't really feeling it seeing as how we have only been together for a half hour”. He said while looking at his reflection in the water.

“Well you know how Rarity is”. Fluttershy giggled.

“Yeah”. Chuckled Spike.

“Well I should get going; I haven't fed the animals yet”. She said rising to her hooves. She outstretched her wings preparing to take off. Turning around she said “oh and Spike”. He gave her a look of inquiry. “Even though you thought I was somepony else, thank you for the compliments; you're a really sweet dragon”. He smiled with a small blush present beneath his scales. She gave him a hug then flew off.

He sat alone for another ten minutes before he heard the sound of galloping hooves. Opening his eyes he saw a group of ponies closing in on him; they didn't look threatening but he was still cautious.

“Look there he is”! A gold female unicorn yelled. Soon a large group of ponies were closing in on Spike.

Spike lost his footing a few times before running off in a full gallop. He did what he had done with Rarity earlier; narrowly missing obstacles in an effort to throw his pursuers off.

“Hey we just wanna talk*pant*about you and Rainbow Dash”. One voice called from behind him.Those words only made him run faster; followed by ponies like he was a star and they paparazzi.

Rainbow Dash had made it back to town in her pursuit of Spike only to find it empty. “Where is everypony”. She muttered to herself as she floated through the streets. She looked around corner after corner only to find them empty.

“Rainbow Dash over here”. A familiar voice whispered. Rainbow Dash carefully followed the voice until she was pulled into a dark room by a purple claw. She was about to scream until she saw two emerald orbs staring at her.

“S..Spike”? .she asked in a worried tone. He spat a green flame that illuminated the candles in the dark room.

“Yeah it's me”. He said with a smile.

“What are you doing in sugarcube corner”? She asked.

“I'm hiding from all of those ponies; they were chasing me all over town until Twilight hid me in here”. He finished while sitting down on a nearby couch.

"Why were they chasing you". Rainbow Dash asked while sitting on her haunches.

“Because they all wanna know about Ponyville's newest couple”. He said throwing his arms up. They both sat silent for a moment before Rainbow Dash broke the silence.

“Well how long do you have to hide”?

“Until Twi calms the town down”. Spike said while playing with his tail. There was another long awkward silence. Rainbow Dash was stealing peaks of Spike while trying to stay as inconspicuous as possible.

He is built so much more differently than a stallion; he has much more muscle in his chest and stomach, and those arms, or legs, look so......good. I....I..just want to touch them one more time. Soon she began to act like she was tired; letting out long yawns, fluttering her eyes, and bobbing her head.

“Hey, are you tired Dashie”? Spike asked while looking at her.

“*yawn* Yeah looking for you all day tired me out”. She said with a hoof over her mouth. “I.....Is it alright if I use you as a pillow”?

“Sure”. Spike said while adjusting his position so Rainbow Dash could be comfortable. She walked over to him lying down half draped over him; usually when others called her Dashie she would cringe, but hearing Spike say it made her feel warm. Spike was enjoying the soft feel of her fur while she enjoyed his smooth scales. Rainbow Dash began to rub his chest with her hoof, feeling his soft scales combined with his hard muscles. She thought what would it feel like if...but she shook that thought out off her head only to have it return with more wonder. I know a dragon and pegasus can have sex, but can they have a baby; and if they could what would it look like. The more she thought about the subject, the more she wanted to try it. Looking up at Spike she came up with a rather clever plan.

“Spike” she started “d...do you think I'm pretty”? He locked his eyes with hers lost in how they glistened in the light.

“You are a unique brand of beauty Rainbow Dash; you don't need makeup or jewelry to make yourself look pretty; you don't need to go to the spa to get facials or pedicures, you are natural uncensored beauty in the purest form..........the beauty from within”. She almost didn't believe what she heard; he was so poetic and true.

“Do you really mean all of that”? She asked slowly bringing her face to his. Spike wanted to say something in return, but all that came was silence. They hesitated for a second, feeling the other’s breath. Spike closed his eyes while leaning forward; Rainbow Dash let out a small gasp before she felt his soft scaly lips meet hers. Spike lowered his head back down bringing her down with him. Deep in the passion of their kiss Rainbow Dash moaned softly as Spike began to rub her wings and back. She nearly jumped out of his grasp as his claws grazed over her flank.

“Oh I’m sorry, I….d.” She cut him off with a small peck on his lips.

“It’s okay; I just wasn’t expecting that”. She moved his claw back over her flank. “Besides, I would be lying if I said it didn’t feel good”. A seductive smile grew on her face as she resumed the kiss. Spike was groping her flank bucking slightly as he did so earning moans of ecstasy from his cyan lover. They continued on in their game of pure passion; Spike’s member was beginning to emerge until the door flew open. They both looked at the figure in the doorway; eyes full of surprise and embarrassment.

“Oh heh sorry….am….I.....interrupting something”. Twilight said while walking in. They both let out a synchronous uhhh before sitting upright. “Ummm okay weeeeell...everypony has agreed to calmly ask any questions as you see fit”. She said while turning around.

“Okay”. Rainbow Dash said while getting down from the couch. She walked away while swaying her tail back and forth making sure that Spike could see. A large smile grew upon his face before he got off of the couch following the two mares.