the dumb wizard and the equally dumb story.
the chapter of stupid
Load Full StoryCelestia had just finished her work and was walking to bed when she heard a crash. She slowly walked to it and saw a weird ape creature in a wizard costume. The figure quickly got up facing the wall and said "it is I, oh wait." He quickly turned around and said "It is I the marvelous wizard bob." Celestia just stood there dumb founded looking at the creature. He then said "now get me a cake."
She continued to look at him then he said " im serious go." Luna then walked in wondering what was happening and then saw the figure. He then said "fine you peasant get me a cake." Luna then became angry of this and yelled at him in the canterlot voice. " I AM NO PEASANT THE ONLY ONE HERE IS YOU." He got flung back then got back up and said " for that I curse you with this annoying song."
A weird song started playing when all of a sudden twilight came in and saw it and her jaw dropped to. He then said " can someone just get me a cake all ready." Twilight then noticed the song and covered her ears the man then said "you now what im leaving bye." She then looked at the princesses and realized then covering there ears too. Celestia then tried to get rid of it but she couldn't. The spell was to strong even with the power of the three combined alicorns it was to strong. Twilight then realized if not even there powers combined together could fix it then nothing could. For the next 10 days that song went on driving them more and more crazy. When one night Celestia Heard the crash again. She ran there and found Luna and twilight were there too. She then saw the figure again. He was also facing the wall he then said " it is I, oh not again." He quickly turned around and said "It is I the all powerful wizard bob now give me cake." Twilight then yelled "you almost drive us insane with that song and now you want cake." He then said for that I will add another song and another one started playing.
The figure then left for another 10 days with the 3 princesses almost insane. Another night Celestia heard the crash she quickly ran over there and Luna and twilight showed up seconds later. The wizard appeared again facing the wall and said "wait." He quickly turned around and said " just give me cake." Celestia got so angry she yelled words not so evil they cant be written (in other words the author got lazy). The wizard said "Welp another song for you" he then quickly disappeared.
10 days later the 3 of them were already there and when the wizard came he just turned around. Then yelling "I always am facing the wall always." The princesses the then present cake and the wizard said " yes finally." He then ate it and said ok well ill stop all the songs. He then looks into a random direction and says "turn em off." The princesses don't now what happened but the songs..
(alright at this part you can choose the end it can be.)
End 1. The reader turns the music off and they don't go crazy.
End 2. the reader doesn't turn them off and the songs last for a couple more minutes as the reader reads this and leaves to a different story.
End 3. The reader never turned on the music so im just gonna say it was all a dream.