Dark Pit in Equestria

In a world where humans cannot see. Is the sky realm where giant floating rocks support many beautiful buildings, and the biggest was the palace where the goddess Palutena lives along with her angel or angels now

Ever since the defeat of Hades, Dark Pit has been living with his counterpart and Palutena, the goddess of light

Everything was going well until a sound of many plates shattering as they come in contact with the floor

"SHIT!!!" Could be heard by someone

In the dining room Dark Pit was attempting to fly again from top of the pillar and jumping off it,but to only be in the air for nearly only two seconds before crashing down

Luckily Dark Pit had his healing power installed, so he wasn't hurt, or had anything broken

"Dark Pit!" Yelled Palutena as she entered the room

Dark had landed on his back on the well organized set up table and was now ruined with the iron table, that somehow, broke in half with his 15 foot fall

"Give it up pitto there is no way you can fly without the power of flight from a God or goddess" said Pit walking in while stuffing his face with an ice cream cone like every time he's not giving out orders

"Shut the fuck up, and stop calling me that" Dark Pit snapped at his counterpart as he dusted himself off

Ignoring what Dark just said, Pit just walk out of the room and continued to eat his snack or dinner, or was it breakfast? He didn't really care, as long as he was eating a sweet treat

"Well now, Guards clean up this mess will you please"

"Yes Palutena" they said getting to work

"Now pit-,Pit? Where did he go?" Palutena said looking around for the white angel

"Right here Lady Palutena" said Pit now with a hamburger in his mouth

"Oh there you are...how did you get that hamburger so fast when the kitchen's on the 25th floor?" said Palutena

"Uhhh..." Pit looking for an answer just looked at her

"Okaaay,Both of you listen up, I've got to go somewhere on a very important manner ,so you two will be put in charge of the palace while I'm gone" Palutena explained to the two boys

"Of course Lady Palutena!" Said Pit kneeling down

"Whatever" said Dark crossing his arms and looking away, trying to find an escape route

"Good, oh and before I forget ,Pit! No going in the room on the 50th floor this time"

"Right,don't worry it won't happen" said Pit looking down embarrassed

"Oh...something I missed?" Said Dark giving a Pit a smirk of...(just look at the cover art)

"Yes, Pit was turned into a egg-" Started Palutena as she was cut off by Pit, he had his hands

"Don't you need to go somewhere?"

"Oh yes, well then bye" said Palutena as she pulled out her staff out of nowhere and was gone with a flash

"Alright with her out of the way I can eat all I want" said Pit with a grin before running out of the room and heading towards the kitchen, only to get tripped by Dark Pit. A few seconds later there was a noise of pots falling and a cat scream

Dark Pit however was curious about the room Palutena was talking about

*Dark Pit POV*

I headed up the stairs to the room Palutena mentioned, I had a plan to turn Pit into a eggplant just for fun since there's nothing to do here

After Finally reaching the fucken 50th floor I was there.The room was pretty big with potions, weapons, clothing and other cool shit that I did not expect Palutena to have

Shelves and shelves of shit there was a ton of craploads of weapons and potions and some sort of blue box with words that said "police in a box" , must be from that show that humans watch on their box

While looking for the eggplant bomb,there was something caught my eye. It was a silver bow hanging on the wall but it seemed different than mine. This bow had some weird energy flowing out if it. One that I could feel without me touching it

The moment it touched it some energy entered me and into my wing and then the familiar purple sparkles appeared

Know what it was I quickly got on my feet and jumped into the air and spread my wings out and what felt like an entirety

"What the fuck, I'm flying" I said dropping the bow in my hand, but the moment I let go of the bow, my power of flight went out and I fell and landed on a shelf and knocked some potions over and quickly pulled mixing with one another

"Oh shit" I said knowing what what was going to happen if Palutena found out about this. Yes Palutena can be scary as fuck when passed off. I learned the hard way, but that's a story for another day

The potions started to bubble up and the gases formed in a circle and thus creating a motherfucken portal that pulled anything near it

...so there is a potion to make portals. If I had known then I would had been out of this place centuries ago

The silver bow was being sucked into it and soon disappeared

"Shit, no I need that " I said before jumping towards the portal and getting sucked in also disappearing into it

*Down in the kitchen with Pit*

"...!"

Pit pulled his head out of the giant ice cream bowl revealing his face to to have chocolate ice cream

"I have a weird feeling Pitto is up to something, eh,probably nothing" shaking it off, he continued to eat his ice cream

*Many hours later*

I woke up feeling dizzy and sore all over ,then I remember something, but as soon as I tried to get up but I passed out as darkness covered my eyesight

But before I did, I thought I saw a flying horse,far in the sky passing by not noticing me

...I must be high