Dark Pit in Equestria

"SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!"

*BOOOM*

*ZAP*

*CRASH*

"Come on this is my only tunic!"

Okay, you're probably wondering what's happening to me right now ,and to make this clear let's go back 20 hours ago.

"THERE YOU ARE!!!"

"FUCK!"

*20 hours earlier*

"Hades, this castle is far as fuck"

The Mountain didn't get bigger at all but stayed the same size when I was back at the village.

"There's got to be a faster way to get  that castle" and to my luck I saw train tracks near where I was. Look towards the direction it was going it, which was conveniently to the castle, so was best to follow it.

*that morning*

A rumor was going around in ponyville, of a black hooded beast that was tall and stood on two legs that attacked a group of ponies by firing dark arrows at them late at night when that were taking midnight walk under the moon.

Everypony was in front of twilight's house panicking about this two legged creature.

"SPIKE! Can't you keep them away!!! " Twilight was scream at top of her lungs to catch the baby dragon's attention who had ear plugs.

"What? Oh!" Spike took off the plugs and ran outside and tried to keep everyone calm by saying Twilight was on it trying to find out what the creature was.

"Spppppiiiiiikkkkkkkee!!!!"

"What?" Said Spike walking back in.

"Now they'll be at my door waiting for an answer. HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW WHAT THIS CREATURE IS!?!?!?"

"Uggghhh...books at Celestia's castle fitting the description?"

"...why didn't I think of that?" Said Twilight hoofpalming herself .

"Okay, time to teleport?" Asked Spike only to be levitated onto her back

"Yes"

*poof*(or whatever the sound is)

*Back with Dark Pit*

So after following the fucken track I ended up the border of a fancy town. So hiding on top of a roof was my best option. Almost every single pony was a British or English...they all were drinking tea...and had that accents!!!

"So...what to do?...! Time to practice my archery" and with that I took out my dark bow which somehow had a 50+ range, longer than other bows.

Pulling the arrow out of thin air, because logic, I aimed at the pony's tea cup ,I smirked. This was going to be good.

3rd person POV

"So did you hear the rumor from ponyville of that two legged beast?"

"Oh what about that strange bow that appeared at the castel?"

"Wait...what?" Without Dark noticing he let go of the arrow and went flying towards the ponies.

...then everypony started screaming and ran in every direction possible because of just one tea cup being broken...or the "some object that we don't know tried to kill me so run without knowing where it came from" cliché

"MY TEA CUP!!!!"

"...yup definitely English" said Dark Pit

*with Twilight*

In the hall of Celestia's castle was a quick purple flash. "Okay we're here, now let's get to those books!"

Twilight galloped towards the library as fast as her legs could.

Now she would have made it to the library if she hadn't crashed into Princess Celestia, the impact knocked Celestia's crown off her head and landed on Twilight.

"Oh my! Twilight, I was about to sent you a letter to tell you to come here immediately" said Celestia

"Sorry Princess, I just came to searching for a book that fits the description of a tall two legged creature that is hooded and has a weapon that fires dark magic arrows" Explained while both of them getting up from the floor.

"Oh dear, dark magic arrows you say?"

"Yes, but why did you need me to come here?" Asked Twilight. "I will, but first I need my crown back" Celestia said with a smile

"Now follow me"

*with Dark Pit*

Well this has been fun. For the last 15 minutes I've been entertained by these pony running around causing an uproar, somehow somepony knocked over a few candles which cause them to fall on a wagon of hay, lit it on fire, burn a tree, burned another, and caught a house and a few other ones before being put out by fireponys

"Well that was really interesting, didn't mean to do that. Now to find my bow" I walked away from the chaos behind me and passed by two ponies, a old tall blue one with a hat on and a old short red one talking to each other

"Hey did you know that ponies keep on saying that we're crazy?" The pony blue one said while making his hooves a on square movement

"Don't pay attention to them, by the way did you receive the message the doctor wanted me to have?"

"Yes"

"Oh, thank you!"

"Your welcome"

"What was the message?" The red one asked "I have bad news and horrible news" said the blue one with a sad face

"Oh horrible?"

"Yes"

"Give me the bad news" asked the red one "that you have one year to live" responded the blue one. "One year... and the horrible one?"

"That he forgot to tell you this news a year ago".

Okay I've listen enough of this conversation. I've got to get my bow back and that castle seems like the place to check out.