Snipits of Ship-its

by DarkDarsi

Rating: teen
Tags: Princess Celestia, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Main 6, Romance, Princess Luna, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Other
Length: 2423

Because of my inability to write more than 300 words of consistent and/or enjoyable story, have 300 or so words of everyones favourite ships. No, I don't mean the popular ones, I mean each individuals favorite ship'll be here.

I'm sorry, were you looking for story description? Well not even I know what I'm doing yet...

Do not expect any consistent plot. Or clop. Not in this one.

Because of my inability to write more than 300 horsewords at a time, I'mma write several 300 or so of ships.
All the Ships.
And probably crack/obscure ships first.

Starting with my favourites (duh), then whatever romanceytypestuff comes to my mind, but then I shall scream "TO THE COMMENTS".
That was sublet hint at, go down and suggest a ship.
They will all be done. Eventually.

If I've added this to your group, it is because there will be many chapters with your charatcer or theme in it sooner rather than later, if you still feel the need to remove it, make what to submit to your group better stated on your group page.

Published 2015-10-14 03:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-11-27 05:13:54 UTC

Dinkyloo (Scootaloo x Dinky)

A nice quite, peaceful morning.

A school day sure, but still at least it's only a half day, what with the science fair and all.

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Scootaloo's head pops off her pillow,

"Oh no!" She looks at the calendar "That's due today!"

She hurriedly begins getting ready, breakfast eaten, teeth brushed, and as she makes her lunch she comments;

"I had nine months to work on it and I did nothing"

She goes and grabs her bag, looking to the corner of her room.

"I have a cardboard box"

Sighing and accepting the inevitable, she begins her march to school.

Along the way she's able to catch one of her non-crusader friends she should really hang out with more, Dinky Doo Hooves.

"Hey Scootaloo! You excited for today! I'm so excited I finished my project months ago! Well, it's a project that I've been keeping updated, but umm..." The filly notices she's about to begin rambling and so stops herself by asking "So... What'd you do?"

Scoots sighs,

"I had have no idea what to do for my project" She picks up a paper cup that had floated to the path they were on, carried from the market not to far away. " I guess I'll just fill this with dirt. Hopping Miss Cheerilee knows I'm an idiot and just walk right on pass me. Just so long as I'm holding something"

Dinky frowns, putting a hoof on Scoots' shoulder to stop and turn her,

"Your not an idiot" Dinky looks to the little cart with her project, and is suddenly hit with an idea.

"I know! You know all about flight right? I mean the book stuff, I know your dad hasn't had time to teach you physically yet"

Scoots nods, unsure of how Dinky would know that detail.

"So, if say, I needed some help with terms and equations of the different general pegasi flight ideologies..." she trails off, hoping Scootaloo takes the hint, which she does, in part at least.

"... But I thought you said you finished your project already?"

Dinky rolls her eyes slightly,

"I have, but momma and Aunties didn't have time to explain everything, especially since I don't have wings to..." She saw Scootaloo was about to blank out on her, so she changes tact,

How about this, We say it was a joint effort, and after would you owe me something? You know about the things I can play the Unicorn isn't a pegasus card for"

Scoots looks at here at that "What? I mean I know you won't abuse a favour but what was that last part?"

"Oh, well, I can just say that I don't know the specifics because I'm a unicorn, and not a pegasus"

Scootaloo thinks for a moment, before sighing, knowing she hasn't got much more choice outside of a cup of dirt.

"Ok, I'm in"

"Good! And I'll tell you the favour now. You'll be taking me on a date next Tuesday. NOW! Let's go pass this Science fair!"

Author's Note

You know exactly what inspired the beginning.

Tuna (Twilight x Luna)

It was wonderful.

It really was.

The music, the decoration, the catering, all of it.

But something was missing.

Something had been for years now.

Or was it decades...

"And as always, Ponies and Gentlecretures alike, hail Harmony, we never need war again"

Celestia closes her speech up, the sound of applause fills the hall as the combined races cheered and mingled.
A peace I wish she could be here to enjoy.
She deserved to.
She caused it.
Yet she was missing...

"Celestia... If you don't mind... I'd like to go... to go visit..." I struggle to commit to my words... the thoughts of her filled my mind.

"Oh course. I will cover for you in your absence. Take a few flowers for me too, you know which ones"

I do. And we both ensured that they stayed in bloom all year round. Mother Natuer wasn't happy with that but she can shove it.
I walk through the castle gardens and pick up the flowers before taking flight, head out, over the city, down to the valley where Ponyville once stood, now nothing but a lonely shell of crystal, formed like a castle.

And inside.

I pause. It's not a wanted hesitation, or one born from thought or doubt. I always hesitate. I never want the reminder.
She...
She was gone...

I finally open the door, the entire place was hollow, a vast empty room.
Empty but for 6 stone grave markers...

I place two flowers down on the first, Three balloons carved in it, all gilded in pink, Coreopsis and a Sweet William, Constant Cheer and Alway Smiling.

To the Second, Three Apples gilded Orange, I lay a Ground Laurel and an Honesty, for perseverance and... well...

I move to the Sixth, to what looks like a thunderbolt and cloud, but to those that know better, they still see the prismatic values in head of the blue. Placing down a lock of Statice Sinuata and a Larch pod, for Loyalty and Boldness.

The Fifth is decorated with a band of jewels, it seems Spike must have been by recently too. Joining his gift, Honeysuckle and Gloryflower, Generous and Beautiful.

The Forth. This is Celestia greatest loss. I gently place a Lesse... She's asked me just to call them Celandine's... no lesser... the joys she was to bring Celestia... if they had had time. And from myself, simple Bluebell, for her kindness.

I finally find myself in front of hers. The Large Star coloured Purple, whilst the outer five matched each of her friends colours.
I can feel the tears welling as I put down a Cinquefoil, an expression of Celestia's maternal feeling towards her, and an Arcadia, For the Magic of Friendship she used. And as I rest mine, a Gilly Flower, that her beauty will forever last in my mind, I feel them roll down my face.

"I... I miss you, my light. My Sweet sweet Sparkle"

Tears hit stone, but I put on a smile for her.

"There all still here, all living, all in peace... The peace you brought, It's lasting"

I hop up,

"A peace I must be a part of. I will ensure it never passes. You work will remain. Forever"

As I leave I fell a wave of emotion flow over me, as it always does, as she always sends...

"I'm glad, in a way, that we never married, Our love is here, though death has done us part. Goodnight, Twilight Sparkle, Until another day"

Author's Note

Yeah, no You tube remarks here, I spent too long researching flowers to feel any fun in this chapter.

What's that, it was a sad chapter?
Meh, I still feel fun.
Sad fun.

Lunabutterjelly (Princess Luna x ...that... jam guy...)

Seeing as Discord was here at the birthday party a giant (even to the Princesses) jar of Blueberry Preserve, or 'Jam' as it is now called, it wasn't anything odd at first.

But when she finally decided to examine it, Luna was shocked to see it examined her right back.

The eyes look at her, and she looked at then, she saw they belonged to a pony, and then she saw deeper.

She gazed into the stallions soul, seeing nothing but love and adoration for all things jam, jelly or marmalade.

And it was infectious.

After a few more moments of gazing, he moved away from the side of the jar, raising to the top.

He undid the lid (from the inside, yeah, that's right, be impressed. You're not? Oh) and popped his head out.

He then reaches out his hoof towards Luna and in a mysterious yet familiar way whispers,

"Join me"

It takes Luna a few moments, but she is still caught by the glory of the preserve.

"Yes" She breathlessly replies.

Taking the offered hoof she climbs in.

As she is almost completely immersed in the gooey substance, she hears her Sister speak.

"Luna!? The buck you doing?"

She doesn't reply.

Not because of the impeding gel at her mouth, but because...

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She really didn't know either.

Author's Note

So, yeah, that jello castle scene from Cloudy with a Chance.
"Join me!"

Don't forget to rate comment and subscribe for more content from us, and until next time, see ya later. Goodbye guys

Silver-belles, Silver-belles (Sweetie Belle x Silver Spoon)

The white walls of a hospital are always a bad sign in the stories she had read, though she always put it down to the authors personal experience.

Well, Silver wouldn't be writing any books soon if that was the case.

Expect maybe a handbook.

Because that was suffering lots.

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Is joke...

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Authors write about their bad experiences, and her hands hurting, so she'll write a HANDbook.

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Is this how most fathers deal with birth?

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ALRIGHT! Exposition time, thanks to some help from Dinky and an old spell from Clover the Clever, Silver and Sweetie were able to fuse their DNA and inject it into one of their embryos! Yay!

If only it had gone the way they wanted, into Silver, so Sweetie wouldn't have had to bail on her latest tour...

But, that was just the way it happened, so here they are now.

Sweetie, breathing heavily in copious amounts of pain, Silver sitting by, hand in agony but mentally though the roof with joy, Princess Chrysalis standing by in-case of a medical emergency in need of High level magic.

Oh yeah, refer to chapter 5 for and explanation on that...

Soon it's all over.

Sweetie is calm, relaxed, the foal is out and with the nurses being washed, and Silvers hand is still throbbing like crazy.

The lovers look towards each other, their gazes meeting.

The love last all of 2 minute before Sweetie cracks a stupid grin and comments,

"You know your going to have to change her dippers for the first year to make up for this right"

Giggling together, Silver nods,

"Yeah, but do you think you can baby food with it setting on fire my love?"

This sends them giggling again, till the Doctor come back in, a small frown on his face.

"Ladies, there may be a small problem"

Both mares inhale sharply, worry suddenly hitting them in great waves.

This was the first time the spell had been used in over a thousand years! What if that had been for a reason!

What if the child was sick! What if it was a normal birth problem! What if...

Princess Chrysalis walks back in.

Carrying a filly.

Their Filly

"Congratulations" The Quint-arch says "It's an Alacorn"

Author's Note

As always, thanks so much for watching guys, I hoped you enjoyed, and I will see you legends, in the next one, bye.

(This chapter will likely receive the most hate out of this first lot thanks to random involvement of other yet unwritten chapters. Oh well, My snippets, my logic is the one to stand)

With Strength to break a Diamond (Diamond Tiara x Lilly Longsocks [uncomrifmedfanoname])

"So. It's said you've gone nice?" The pink filly says approaching the recently reformed bully as she walked home, quickly losing the smile that was on here face upon hearing the seriousness in the voice. "And yet you still gave away my secret"

Still quick to defend herself despite the change in heart, she replies "But no-one minds, and I did it in a positive light, now no-one can use it like I did. I'm sorry for all that too. I should have know better sooner"

"Yeah you should have" Lily stops in front of Diamond "But now I want to know something now, just one thing, you owe me that"

Curious Tiara tilts her head but responds positively anyway "Of course, if it's just one thing I'm sure it'll all be fine"

"Fillyfooler, yes or no?"

Diamond takes a step back in shock, the bluntness of the question taking her off guard, unable to answer she just ahhs and tries to think.

After a few moments Lilly rolls her eyes before saying, "Look, you know what, I'll give you time to think, tell me tomorrow at school"

She steps in close, whispering in DT's ear,

"If it helps, I'm a yes"

Before turning and walking away.

Author's Note

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SoarBurn (Soarin' x Breaburn)

This wasn't suppose to happen.

THEY weren't suppose to follow him.

Not to here.

Not right now.

Soarin' paces back and forth beside the closed curtain, occasionally peaking out to see and confirm that the paparazzi was still out there, still meandering about, searching for where he was to get the latest scoop on the Wonderbolts love life.

"I've bucked up. I buck this up totally. He'll hate me" The Blue stallion started to walk to the kitchen hoping to explain and leave without dragging his life into the hell hole of having celebrity squeeze status.

Braeburn was on the phone,

'Probably to a friend. Someone better for him then me.'

"Ahlrighty, Thanks Silverstar, I'll tell 'im, if'n he doesn't know already" He hangs up and turns to the door, but finds Soarin' in the doorway "Oh good ya here! Listen, ya know how friendly all the folk here in Applasoosa are? Well, sometimes it has its downside"

Soarin' wants to stop him and say what he needs to but something about that sentance catches him,

"Seems that our press talk abit with some other newspapers, and well..."

Sighing Soarin' was about to tell Breaburn about hi plan to leave,

"Look Skybutt, I don't want this to come between us"

'He feels the same, he know what we must do. separate'

"So let's go out there together and put a stop to any nonsense that come our way"

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"I'll be honest Breaby, I was thinking of leave, but that plan sounds much better"

The applefarmer laughs,

"Yeah, not chance Bolt. Ah ain't givin' you up for nothin'"

Walking so they were side by side he continues,

"Now let's go face this. Together."

"Let's, But first" Soarin' leans in and kisses Breaburn "I love you, Applebutt"

Author's Note

*insert youtuber outro here*