And That's How Equestria Was Destroyed!
It was dawn. It was deadly silent, seemingly nopony in the area. It was a peaceful day, near a forest, on some grassy hills.
There was a piece of cake on a plate, on a brown wooden table.
The last piece.
Two mares stood across from this table, staring at each other so intensely, that a nearby squirrel squeaked in fright and scurried away.
One of these mares was tall and white, the only Alicorn in Equestria. She had recently risen the sun. It was Pinkie Pi- Oh wait a second, no. It was Princess Celestia.
The other was smaller and pink all over, an Earth pony with the deadliest glare ever seen in Equestria. She had recently eaten ten pounds of sugary treats, but maintained her skinny form. It was Princess Cel- Darn it! I mean Pinkie Pie.
Celestia, the known cake-o-holic, and Pinkie Pie, the party mare of Equestria. Both wanting the same very last piece of the very same cake.
Could they talk about it sensibly and work it out, or maybe even split the piece of chocolate cake in half?
Of course not! Then this wouldn't be much of a story, would it? Plus, who likes to talk sensibly ? I mean, come on!
Pinkie reached out for the piece of chocolaty goodness, and her hoof was slapped away by Celestia's magic.
"So. Who's piece is this gonna be?" Celestia asked the question you all are probably wondering out there.
"Mine!" Both mares exclaimed at once.
Pinkie growled. "Nopony gets between The Pinkie and her cake!"
Celestia's eyes glowed with rage, actually making a nearby bush catch fire. "This. Is. My. Cake. Don't make me resort to "CL"." The Alicorn threatened.
"Oh hayyyyyyy NAW, you wouldn't!" The pink mare opposite to her called out.
"I will!"
"Try me then!"
"Just know, you brought this upon yourself, pony." Celestia sucked in a great breath of air, until it seemed that her lungs were going to burst, they were so swelled.
"THOU SHALT GIVETH ME YOUR CAKE!!!" The Princess screamed in the feared Triditonal Canterlot Voice, also known as Cap Locks.
It rivaled Luna's, who defiantly doesn't exist.
Trees blew down, grass was flattened, and the bush that had caught on fire was put out. Pinkie Pie was nearly blown over, her mane streaming behind her.
When the assault of wind and volume was over, Pinkie's mane was stuck straight behing her. Shaking her body furiously, her mane and tail returned to normal.
"Never." It came out a whisper, but boomed over the hills. Celestia's eyes burned with fury, and her horn lit up with the castings of a spell.
Pinkie had suddenly dragged her party cannon out of nowhere, but the look on her face showed it was loaded with something much more sinister than a party.
The battle had begun.
A giant fireball exploded out of Celestia's horn, colliding with the objects coming out of Pinkie's cannon. Said objects were...
Cupcake cannonballs?
Don't ask me how this worked, but the doughy cannonballs stopped the flame, but almost fell right on the piece of cake. Pinkie cried out and dived towards it, but Celestia teleported Pinkie away from it, then teleported the cupcake cannonball right over the pink mare's head.
The surgery cannonball exploded right on the Earth pony's face, leaving little pieces of cupcakes all over her body.
"Oh, you're in for it NOW!" The party pony screamed.
For the very first time in her long, long life, Celestia was truly afraid. Of course, the correct answer is to cover up all fear with rage! Right? Right!
Smirking, the white Alicorn said, "Come at me, brony."
Suddenly, the pink mare had on strange armor, most noticeably a helmet with horns. Sucking in a deep breath, Pinkie yelled,
"FUS DO RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The resulting explosion forced the great Princess Celestia to tumble head over hooves. Smirking her own smirk, Pinkie said, "Taken an arrow to the knee, Celly?"
This really made the white mare mad. Getting back up, she screamed, "ONLY MY NON-EXISTENT SISTER CALLS ME CELLY, YOU SON OF A-" Celestia was cut off by a giant boulder about to crash on her head. Quickly teleporting to the right, she decided it was her turn to attack.
Firing up a spell, Celestia decided that for no particular reason she would shout out the spell's name. "Fire Tornado Final Strike!" It was an age-old battle spell, with a very ancient, traditional name.
The powerful Earth pony shrieked in pain as it hit her... And a voice in the backgound called, "Level up!"
Celestia grinned in triumph. She would win the cake! Reaching out to grab it with her magic, she felt it being slapped away... With a pink glow?
Pinkie's eyes were glowing a pink color, and she was levitating herself. "How did you... But that isn't... I... HOW?" Celestia stammered. Pinkie was an Earth pony, and Earth ponies don't have magic!
But, Pinkie doesn't follow the rules of physics and logic, so there she was, with the most powerful magic power ever. Even more powerful than Twilight, Celestia, and some mysterious, obviously not real, third Alicorn put together!
Pinkie grinned and said, "I guess this battle is over, Princess. The cake is MINE! MUHAHAHAHA!" With that, a pink bolt of lightning landed on Celestia.
The voice said in the background said, "It wasn't very effective!"
Celestia had fire in her eyes, brimming over. Literally, her eyes were on fire. "No, it's MINE!" Suddenly, Pinkie's eyes did the same.
The two mares started floating, their hooves just barely touching the ground. They were casting the exact same spell, at the exact same time.
With a loud BOOM! the two spells erupted out of each mare's body, a huge fireball and wave of energy.
They collided.
There was an explosion.
Everything was flattened, then burned, then burned. Again.
Ponies everywhere burst into ash at the wave. All the other creatures in every part of the world shortly did the same.
The last thing the last two ponies did, was both stuff the cake into their mouths, each getting a piece.
Then they turned into ash too.
The world exploded from the core to the outside, making the explosion travel into space.
The universe was then destroyed, leaving nothingness.
All for a piece of cake.
Totally worth it!
