Night Shift

Chapter 6: ITS ME! 1/2

There was an awkward silence after the shake was done, many of the guards stood ready, incase Mike, or any of the recently active animatronics started a problem.

“So, what now?” Mike asked, the princess gave off this assertive, yet motherly and caring aura. Something that was nice and sweet, but gave also a don’t fuck with me.

“I believe we must discuss you’re business in Equestria, along with whatever those are. No offence.” She said, pointing a hoof at the anamatronics, Freddy still carrying an unconscious Kyle. (What a lazy bitch.)

“Let's go to the throne room, I'm sure Luna will be there by now. Especially after the commotion.” Celestia said, the headed to the throne room, followed by Mike, the animatronics (+ Kyle), the element bearers and a small group of guards surrounding them from all sides.

They drew stares from all the guards they passed by on their way to the throne room, some guards even faltering to keep there statue-like pose when they laid eyes on Foxy.

Eventually they made it to the throne room, attracting the attention of all the nobles who refused to leave.

“MONSTER!” Was the most common shout as all the nobles when into a tear-filled rampage as they fought to get out of the throne room.

“So… How often does this happen?” Mike said, trying to stop the awkward silence, but failing and just making it worse.

A couple more seconds passed…

“A lot. But anyways, let's get down to business.” Celestia said, Mike hurts into laughter upon hearing this. Apparently this term didn’t exist in pony land. Even Chica and Bonnie laugher a bit.

Looking around a bit, Mike spotted Luna on the throne next to the one with the sun emblem on it, which he assumed was Celestias.

“Greetings…” Luna said, maybe she new that I accidentally fired a couple of lasers at one of the random 1 of 2 billion towers on the castle (key word being accidentally).

Mike looked back at Celestia.

“I don’t think I'm alright…” Mike said, almost in a whisper.

“Oh? And why is this?” Celestia hoped the magic radiating off Equestria wasn't effecting this being from another universe.

“No I don’t mean sick or in pain, I… I'm pretty sure my brain is a sentient potato sometimes, a

24/7 high potato that’s snorted too much kocaine.” Mike said, getting a bit unbalanced. ‘Why now? Why in front of the rulers of this land?!’ Mike thought.

“I think I need to take a nap…” Mike fell to the floor, but not unconscious, yet.

‘Please god don’t let me down!’

‘There is no god.’ A voice said in Mikes head.

‘Who are you?’ Was Mike being brainwashed?! Probably not.

‘ITS ME’ the voice said.

‘No god please, not the hallucinations again.’ The hallucinations stopped after Mike saw Golden Freddy in his office that one time.

“HOLYFUCKINGSHITWHAT!” Mike exploded out of his paralyzed state, smacking both the princesses and 3 of the elements, Twilight, Rainbow and Fluttershy. And also knocking a bunch of busts of random ponies over, usually breaking them.

The guards ran over, a few called for a medic or a doctor.

The ponies seemed okay, Mike didn’t break their jaws of severely wounded them, just bitch slapped 5 of the most important ponies in Equestria, that’s all.

3 guards surrounded Mike, and the animatronics, why were all ready to wreak shit of they had too.

Freddy set Kyle down next to Mike and took defensive position a around the 2 unconscious humans.

“Don’t kill the pony things, we don’t want a war on our hands.” Freddy said, all responsibility were on him considering he was the leader of the Fazband.

“Okay!” Chica replied, cheery yet dead serious.

“Got it.” Bonnie said, not taking an eye off the guards.

“Aye!” Foxy said, eyepatch lowered for intimidation.

The princesses and elements were taken out of the room to an unknown location, while more guards continued to pour into the throne room.

“This is it…” Freddy said, stepping back and hoysting Mike and Kyle over his shoulders, as Bonnie and Chica moved to compensate for him stepping back.

“3…”

“2…”

“1…”