Things Never Change

by Angel Dust

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Other, Romance, Comedy
Length: 1939

Changlings!

Published 2012-04-27 04:34:03 UTC
Last updated 2012-04-27 04:34:03 UTC

Chapter: Only

Tick Tock placed himself over Hallow, taking a deep breath to relieve himself, ‘Okay Tick... You can’t talk your way out of this, and there’s no backing out now... You got this.’ He looked uneasily at the mare below him, “S-so you’re sure of this?”

“It’s all I’ve ever wanted, Tickey.” was all the mare said in her reply, wrapping her hooves around the colt above herself to bring him down to her.

“HI TICKEY!” Hallow said,a claymore in hoof as she appeared next to the bed, “What are you doing with that doll of me?” she asked, looking at Tick Tock.

“Doll?” He asked as he looked at both of the Hallows.

“Wait... that must mean...” Hallow said, noticing that the version of her beneath Tick Tock was not a doll, but very much alive. “Changeling!” Hallow shouted bringing the sword down onto her copies neck, swiftly dividing the head from the rest of its body.

“What the hay!” Tick Tock moved away from the sword’s slash, “Th-that was a fake?”

“Yes it was.” Hallow said, pointing at the dead changeling next to Tick Tock, “So... what were you doing with it Tickey?” Hallow continued, smirking as she drew closer to Tick Tock.

“It bloody pounced on me and dragged me to the damn bed!” He said as he got out of the bed.

“No, I think it was something different...” Hallow said, pouncing Tick Tock, landing them on the bed as she kissed him aggressively.

“Gah! Get off me ya’ tosser!” Tick Tock said as he pushed her away.

“You’re no fun...” Hallow said, revealing herself to be yet another changeling before flying out a nearby window.

“I need some tea...” He said as he got out of the bed yet again, heading for his door.

When he left the room, a swarm of Hallows were waiting for him in the hall. They all seemed to be paying attention to something else though. Countless bodies flew up from the staircase, the sound of a chainsaw could be heard downstairs.
All the Hallows turned around when they noticed Tick Tock, “Tickey!” they all shouted in unison as they all jumped in his direction.

“What the bloody hell is going on here?!” He used his magic to keep a small shield around him, making sure he wasn’t overwhelmed by Hallow clones.

A chainsaw blade peeked out from the staircase as it removed all of one changelings organs, the blood spewed across the walls and over the real Hallow. Hallow sliced her way through the crowd now coated in blood she looked down at Tick Tock as she raised the chainsaw, preparing to slice downward into him.

“Whoa! I’m not a changling!” He said as he scooted away from the chainsaw, looking at Hallow in fear.

“I know that.” Hallow said with an honest smile, “I just wanted to kill you.” she continued before swinging the chainsaw wildly.

Tick Tock tensed up and jumped back, using his magic to grab both the chainsaw and the mare, flinging the chainsaw into the ground and pulled the mare to him. In intense focus he spoke, “What is it with you in trying to kill me?!”

“I don’t know Tickey, what’s with you and trying to rape me?” Hallow said with an over sized smile, bending over while still suspended in the air. “You know you want to...” she followed up in an alluring tone.

His eye twitched, “No I do not want too... uh...” He found his eyes trailing over Hallow, but quickly shook his head, “No!” He used his magic to turn her to his face again, “Have I offended you in any way?”

“No, I just hate taking my meds, Ash says I get crazy when I don’t take them...” Hallow replied, once again attempting to move into yet another sex position. Unfortunately Tick Tock's magical grip too tight to allow movement.

Tick Tock held his magical grip on the crazed mare, “You should honestly take your medicine... Do you like harming ponies, such as myself?” He asked as she saw Hallow try to struggle, and he began to lose focus.

“Yeah, it really gets me going...” She said, almost sounding like an actress in a porno film. “Come on Tickey, we’re all alone, nopony will ever know.” She continued, winking as she attempted to break free of Tick Tock’s hold.

Each second it grew harder to maintain focus, and the mare’s continuous pressing didn’t help. He began to try and force his focus to block out the mare, but only making his own magic weaker in the process, “I’ll know, and it will be even worse to sleep with my bloody killer.”

Hallow suddenly stopped her attempt at seduction. She began struggling violently against Tick Tock’s magic as she began shouting, “Behind!” repeatedly.

His magic began to waver, but spoke, trying his hardest to maintain dominance, “Behind?”

It was too late, a changeling, no longer disguised tackled Tick Tock to the ground. Now atop Tick Tock, it began to snarl madly at the defenseless, tired out, stallion.

Now free from Tick Tock’s magic, Hallow reached into her mane, pulling out various small weapons until she pulled forth a throwing knife. Not hesitating she threw the dagger straight into the changelings neck, the wound quickly releasing a spray of blood onto Tick Tock.

He cringed at the waterfall of blood pouring onto him, fanning his arms out he looked down at himself, “Disgusting...”

“Now we’re all bloody!” Hallow exclaimed, jumping toward Tick Tock happily, “That’s twice I’ve saved you now Tickey... I think you owe me.” She said once she finally reached the unicorn, giving him a slight nudge.

He sighed, “Would you like some tea or something? I don’t have much here recently, I need to take a trip to the market soon...”

“No, Tick Tock, I want you, you’ve denied it long enough!” Hallow said, her tone having a seriousness that was never present before. She began positioning herself on top of him, giving a wink.

“Well you can’t very well have me if you want to slit my throat, do you love?” Tick Tock saw the opportunity to negotiate with the psychopath.

“Consider it a... gamble.” she continued, rolling over while holding onto Tick Tock, ensuring that he would be above her.

“Well I con’t say I’m very invested in thanking my murderer...” He said as he was on top of Hallow, trying to use the ‘british charm’ that most mares adored, but also finding himself losing his will to resist.

“You can’t call me your murderer, I haven’t done anything...” Hallow reasoned, pulling the stallion downward onto her sleek body.

He put a hoof on her chest to stop himself, “A chainsaw swing is counted as attempted murder in my book... maybe we can come to an agreement?”

“How about we talk about these after?” Hallow retorted, sliding herself down to face Tick Tock’s nether region.

He couldn’t react, he was hoping to come to a standing agreement with the mare in terms of his life, but was caught off-guard of her sudden action.

Hallow, without warning moved her mouth around Tick Tock’s member, moving her lips up and down it as it hardened significantly.

“Eh...uh...” He could find no words of protest, nor could he find the correct words to describe what was happening at that moment, “Y-y-yeah... let’s talk about this l-l-later...”

“I knew you’d come around.” Hallow said with a smile, pulling off of Tick Tock and moving her body back up to face him, “Let’s take this to your bed...” she said, her eyes cloudy as she got out from under him, and entered Tick Tock’s room.

He watched as the mare disappeared into his room, “Oh Celestia...” He stood up and weakly followed, with an awkward pace thanks to the gift from Hallow. He entered his room to see the mare already lying on his bed, awaiting him, ‘My common sense tells me no... but other... things... tell me yes...’ He thought as he slowly approached the mare.

Hallow spread open her legs, awaiting Tick Tock’s arrival. Once her legs were fully spread, a spider crawled out, carrying with it its web, if the spider could talk, he would probably say it was a long, good run eating those lice.

Tick Tock saw the spider and instantly lost his momentum, he felt like he was going to lose the english muffin he had for lunch. He watched as the spider crawled off of the bed on a string of web. He looked in half-disgust at Hallow, “H-how old were you again?”

“Eighteen.” Hallow replied calmly, her eyes briefly darted about, before landing her vision landing back on Tick Tock, “It’s my first time... it’s never been touched...” she continued, attempting to explain the spiders choice of residence.

Tick Tock grew woozy, his head becoming lighter at the disgusting sight, “H-have you never washed down there before?” He dared to ask, looking at the mare as he stopped walking towards her.

“But I thought we were going to do it!” Hallow almost screamed, now in tears as she looked up at TIck Tock once again, “Am I really that bad?”

“N-no it’s n...okay yes it is. But Hallow... I do really like you, I just have something I need to tell you.” He began to explain.

“What?” She said, her tears starting to dry.

“I’m not really Tick Tock... I’m a changeling that fell in love with you...” His form altered to a changeling that had a frown on his face, “I’m sorry...”

Hallow looked at the changeling in disbelief, “Y-you’re a changeling?”

The changeling nodded his head, now staring at the ground, awaiting his death.

Hallow jumped up from the bed, “I’m a changeling too!” Her form changed into a changeling.

The male changeling looked up at the female changeling, “Whoa... so... changeling sex?”

“Changeling sex.” She replied.

The end.

“Wait, that’s not the end!” Cried a unicorn as time froze around him. “This is disgusting...” he continued, looking down at the changelings, frozen in their moment of pleasure.

“What is Tickey?” Hallow asked, flying in behind him with a battleaxe held firmly in her hooves.

Tick Tock didn’t reply, simply looking down in shock at the indescribable event frozen beneath him.

“Woosh!” Hallow shouted childishly, flying around Tick Tock, quickly swinging the axe into the changelings. “Where’s the blood?” Hallow asked Tick Tock, looking down at the changelings, axe still embedded in them with disappointment.

“Just a moment.” Tick Tock replied, his horn glowing as time resumed.

With time resumed, both changelings heads were liberated from their necks, releasing a glorious spray of blood across Hallow, “Oh Tick Tock! That was great!” she exclaimed, placing her hooves around him. “Take me now!” Hallow cried, pulling herself and Tick Tock onto the bed, not even bothering to remove the decapitated changelings before doing so.

“I’m a duck!” He yelled as he started to ram into her.

Then Tick Tock and Hallow (We’re only assuming they’re the real ones) had amazing sex.

The (True) End.

What

"Tickey... What did I just read?" Hallow said as she backed away from the computer screen.

Tick Tock looked at the screen, and then adjusted his glasses, "That was us meeting several changelings and then... having amazing sex?"

"Huh, So... it was just a story right?" She said as she grew nervous with her voice cracking.

"Oh course, love! A harmless story!" He assured the mare.

"So what now?" She asked as she stood up away from the computer.

"I'm a duck."