Stupid Legal Ponies on My Property!
"Oh, la la~!" Squidward sang out, scrubbing his tenteclase. Oh such amazing water sprinkling all over him. It was the best shower time of his life. He usually spends five hours in the shower, thinking about his claranet. He is really close to his stupid music instrument. But usually those two idiots nextdoor, named, Applejack and Rainbow Dash always bothered him, when he of course was in the shower.
"Uh, dang it nabby!" Squidward growled out, thinking about those two. It made him so mad, just thinking 'how the hell can those two idiots even breath underwater! They're ponies for out loud, not freaking water creatures! It just made him so mad. Like, why did Sandy have to wear that suit of hers, and not those two ponies? It wasn't fair to Sandy that she had to wear a special suit and bowl over her head just to breath. The other fishes sometimes would even mistake her for some astrounaught.
Meanwhile Squidward just kept taking a shower like it was nothing. He was so mad that he just didn't give a flying buck, if those two ponies just crashed inside his place right now. In fact he wouldn't even notice it, because he is so in love with his stupid shower! He promised himself that he would ignore them this time.
"Why, Rainbow Dash, ya know ah don't like it when ya go around running yer mouth. Ah oughta smack some sense in to ya, pony girl," Applejack smiled widely, appearing out of Squidward's Window. Squidward didn't even notice, just like how he promised himself. Oh, but you readers all know that he can't stick to his promise.
"Applejack, cut the big bad boy act. You ain't shit hommie!" Rainbow Dash yelled at her, crashing down the door. She flew quickly as hell over to the window. When Squidward heard that, boom, bang, crash sound. He cringed, wanting to get the fuck out of his bathtub.
"No... not my door... WHY THOSE!" Squidward threw his tentecales up, making them into fists. He was about raging at this point of time, he was ready to go fight. But then he reminded himself about his promise, and how he was not going to be bothered this time. Squidward growled putting his fists down, then picking his sponge back up. He went back to his scrubbing routine, acting like this was nothing to him.
Applejack and Rainbow Dash, however didn't even notice Squidward. They never do notice him, because there so caught up in their fights to notice shit around them. The two ponies just gave each other dirty looks. Rainbow Dash threw her self into Applejack's personal space, getting up all in her face. Applejack growled, pushing the pegasus back. Rainbow Dash fell down to the ground roughly. It hurt her wings a little bit, took her a while to get back up. Now Rainbow Dash was more steaming than Squidward, not believing this mare was stronger than her!
"Oh, why hell no! Applejack WTF, home dawg! How dare you be stronger than me... AND BEAT ME IN THE IRON PONY COMPETITION! YOU KNEW I WAS NUMBER ONE, BITCH!!!" Rainbow Dash hollered, getting back up. With out thinking Rainbow Dash ran back to wear the door crashed, spreading her wings wide apart. She then flew at the window with determination of destroying Applejack!
Applejack gasped as she saw the pegasus coming at her. Applejack looked around and aha! She grinned jumping out of the window, then somehow walking around the house. She hid only a few inches away from the window. She didn't need to do so much, since Rainbow Dash wouldn't notice. Applejack laughed, seeing Rainbow Dash now just fly out of the window. The pegasus stopped, looking down at the ground. Just as Rainbow Dash was about to open her mouth she fell down to the ground landing on her face.
"That will teach, ya Iron Phony!" Applejack stuck her tongue out. She wiggled her booty then getting inside the stupid house of Squidward's! that's it decided the Squidward as he saw Applejack wiggle her flank back in. This was too much for the Squidward too take, this was worse than those fanfictions about him working at some cheap restaruant stuck with some yellow moron. No, no, Squidward wished that was actually reality for him instead of two random ass ponies in his house fighting for something stupid as being a iron pony. If Applejack won than stop fighting, was all Squidward wanted to say.
"Oh, hell naw! Nothing will teach me till you are DESTROYED!!! FOR I AM RAINBOW DASH THE IRON PONY!!!" Rainbow Dash yelled with all her might. She got up ignoring her wing pain. That didn't matter to her at this very moment, besides destroying Applejack. If Applejack was destroyed then she would have been left to be the ultimite true iron pony. After all the stupid diets she went on she deserved it. Well at leasts Rainbow thought she did, which was good enough... right?
Okay, well with that Rainbow Dash flew back into the house going after Applejack. The farm pony gasped seeing her enemy try to go after her. Applejack suddenly got a lasso and just poorly threw it at Rainbow Dash. Luckily it caught her forelegs. After that Rainbow Dash fell down landing on Squidward's clarinet that was placed in the middle of the ground for some reason.
"AHHHHH! NO NOT MY CLARINET YOU STUPID IDIOTS!" Squidward yelled, jumping out of his bathtub. He didn't give a fuck anymore, because he wasn't wearing a towel over his bottom half. Buck it all was all he could say. "NOPONY TOUCHES MY BABY CLARINET!! WHY YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS MOTHER BUCKERS!!!!" Squidward yelled, throwing his bathtub at the ponies. "GET OUT OF MY BATHROOOOOOOOM!!!! AHHSAHHHHH!"
"Noo!" Rainbow Dash yelled. "I knew I should have never ate your tooth paste, damn you, AJ!!!" Rainbow Dash yelled, raising her hoof up. Applejack snickered then seeing her Rainbow Friend destroyed. She was now a dead rainbow. And after that Squidward for some reason got married to Applejack in the end, and she was still the Iron Pony. The happily end.
