Discord Chat

by TheDiscontent

Rating: teen
Tags: Discord, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Comedy, Random, Pinkie Pie
Length: 1266

An Exquisitely chaotic sit-com with The Creator of Chaos himself and his trusty Co-host the Ever so Chaotic Pinkie Pie!

Hello and welcome all! Its time for Discord Chat! With your host, the Spirit of Chaos, Discord! Right along with star Co-host, the Element of Laughter, Pinkie Pie! We'll have all sorts of wacky discussions with characters from other fics pulled Right out of the story as if with no reasonable explanation because Chaos! It's recommended that IF you follow me, you should probably track this, interviews will often contain spoilers but a link will be provided in the top of each chapter to let you know when the character was pulled!

Published 2015-03-11 01:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-03-11 01:50:01 UTC

Celestia

Author's Note

This Chapter may contain Spoilers from"Deeper than Friendship?" The "Stallions" of Harmony.
Hey all! Hope you like my newest Fic, its a must track if you follow me as it will often contain very comical scenes and give a small light of things for viewers, from the characters thoughts to hints at what may happen in future chapters of the respective Fics! This will likely not become complete unless I have to abandon the Idea for some reason or I stop writing Fics for some reason. Don't forget to leave a like and I'll see you all soon!

Celestia

"And now, The moment you've all been waiting for! It's time for Discord Chat! With Everyone's Favorite Spirit of Chaos, Discord! And his star co-host, Pinkie Pie!" The announcer shouted as Discord and Pinkie appeared in a small room much like fluttershy's cottage. Discord wearing a Tuxedo and Pinkie a comical Bowtie as they both took a bow, much to the Delight of the hundreds of Discord and Pinkie clones within the bleachers as they cheered.

"Hello Mares and Draconequii!" Discord greeted while they took a seat, "and welcome, to the very first Episode of Discord Chat!" he said with a grin as the crowd erupted in applause. "It's so good to be here tonight and we'll be bringing you all some great entertainment tonight!" more applause.

"Thats right Discord! And its all thanks to the generous Donations we've received from all those lovely clones out there!" Pinkie said with a giggle as the crowd once more shot into applause, some of the pinkie's bringing out party cannons. "And tonight we've got you a very special guest right out of the action from, wait for it, An Alternate Universe!" she cheered as the crowd gasped and cheered along with her.

"So we do!" Discord mused, "a very special pony pulled through her Teleportation spell so that she'll end up here rather than in that cave other me thought was a good place to work, honestly a cave? I would have preferred the space time continuum myself."

"But Discord, if thats just another you, then wouldn't you prefer the cave? or wouldn't the other you prefer the space time contunu-mmph!" Pinkie was abrubtly cut off when a zipper appeared on her mouth and zipped it closed.

"Ah ah ah Pinkie! Wouldn't want to cause a paradox now would we?" Discord joked as the crowd began a light chuckle at his remark while pinkie un-zipped the zipper.

"Whoops silly me! Anyway I think its about time we brought in our guest of honor!" She chirped.

"Why I believe you're right!" Discord said Creating a third chair about a big enough size to fit an allicorn, "In fact, I believe she'll arrive in about Three, Two," A white flash enveloped the room as Celestia appeared in the third chair, looking on in confusion, "One." Discord finished with a grin.

"Huh? Wha? Where?" Celestia stammered as she spotted Discord sitting just across from her. "Discord! Where are we!? What have you done with the Elements!?" She Demanded.

"Why Hello Celestia! And welcome to Discord Chat!" Discord said with a friendly smile.

"Yeperooni! And you're our very first guest!" Pinkie said with a kazoo in her mouth as she played a small cheer.

"Wha? Pinkie? What are you doing? You do remember Discord don't you?" Celestia asked the pink mare, completely lost on the situation.

"Well of Course I remember him! He's the host after all!" Pinkie giggled. Taking this as one of Discord's pranks and that he must be controlling Pinkie, Celestia began stood from her chair and began to charge a bolt of magic to fire upon Discord. Discord however, just licked his paw and touched the tip of Celestia's horn, causing it to go out as if it were a simple candle flame.

"Calm down Celestia and let us Explain." Discord said casually trying to avoid conflict, knowing how his clone's would react.

"What? B-But I-" Celestia began as the crowd began to boo against her stand.

"Hee-hee! Better do what he says princess! or the crowd may get angry!" Pinkie said in a slightly mocking tone, as Celestia took her seat.

"Now then, you are in an Alternate Universe from your world" Discord explained, "In this world, I the master of Chaos, was reformed by the Element of Kindness Fluttershy sometime after the Royal Wedding. While in you're Universe, I escaped AT the wedding and thus haven't been reformed and possibly never will be." he explained.

"But if You escaped at the wedding in "my world" then why didn't you here?" Celestia asked not buying it.

"Yea why didn't you leave Discord, couldn't you have escaped during the invasion here?" Pinkie asked as she remembered how Discords statue remained.

"Oh I did, but something came along and stopped me from doing anything before the after party was even over!" Discord explained, "However, thats a Fic for another time. So Celestia do you hav-" Discord began again only to be cut off by the pink pony that hosted with him.

"HEY! Only I'm allowed to break the fourth wall like that! Spirit of chaos or not!" She shouted in anger towards the shocked Draconequus as the pinkies in the crowd Cheered in agreement.

"Oh well I'm terribly sorry pinkie! I had completely missed the fact that I did that!" Discord said nervously noting his first boundary on what he could and couldn't do as the spirit of chaos. "Anyway, Do you need anything repeated or gone into detail Celestia?" Discord asked the sun princess. Celestia, who had been silent while they spoke, shook her head but stuck her hoof in the air to make a statement.

"No, but shouldn't I be going to stop you, the other you, before something happens to those Elements?" She asked urgently not wanting to waste time talking with who she at the moment considered a threat.

"Oh well I suppose so, but first you'll have to answer 3 questions." Discord stated matter-of-factly.

"Very well just make it quick"

"First question, What is your position in your current situation?" Discord asked.

"Bad, I could fail my student and kingdom if I don't help soon" Celestia said quickly.

"Second question, Do you think you'll make it on time?"

"Not if we don't hurry this along!" Celestia said getting impatient.

"Ok ok last question, Do you think fluttershy likes me?" Discord asked with a sly smile catching Celestia off guard.

"O-Oh, w-well, well actually now that you mention it, I'm pretty sure Pink-"

"OH! And thats all the time we have for today!" Pinkie said quickly with a small blush. "After all, Celestia has to go stop the other mean Discord still!"

"Yes, I do so if you would be so kind." Celestia said forgetting what she was about to say.

"Oh very well, Thank you for joining us Celestia and good luck! Oh and before I forget, to avoid Paradoxes your memory will be mostly whiped so this will seem like it was nothing more than a fuzzy dream, Ta-Ta!" Discord said with a wave.

"What? I-" Celestia began only to disappear in another flash of light.

"Well that was Fun!" Pinkie said with a smile. "Tune in next time to see who we'll interview next!"

"Yes This has Been Discord Chat with Discord and Pinkie Pie. See you all Next time and thanks for coming out!" Discord said with a smile as outro Music began to play and the crowd of Discords and Pinkies began to Cheer once more.