Borderlands: Eden

by SirPotato

Bonus 1: Alex's Quotes

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Alex

Killing People in Rapid Succession

• Goodnight.

• And now, you die.

• To Hell with you.

• Farewell your souls.

Critical Kill

• Headshot.

• (chuckles) Sucker.

• Eh. Probably didn’t feel a thing.

• Efficient and clean.

Spotting a Badass

• Good. A challenge.

• We have a badass.

• This’ll be fun.

• Watch out! Badass!

Killing a Badass

• Now that was an opponent!

• Well, that was fun.

• (laughs)

• Nothing like a little challenge.

Entering Fight-For-Your-Life

• Oh, no you don’t…

• No! Not now, not today!

• I’ll get you for this…

• Huh… so this is death I’m feeling.

Being Revived

• (sighs) I guess I owe you now, then?

• Thank you.

• Appreciated.

• I could’ve saved myself… thanks.

Second Wind

• NOW you pay!

• Prepare for a world of hurt!

• And now… my revenge.

• Gods never die! …This reflects badly on me, doesn’t it?

Reviving Someone

• Get up.

• You won’t die today.

• This is what I get for believing in you…

• Hold on, there.

When Joining a Game

• Let’s just get this over with…

• Okay, we’re going to fight someone tough, right?

• I’m ready.

• Let’s see who gets more kills, shall we?

When Issuing a Duel

• Fight me. I dare you.

• Shall we see who the better fighter is?

• I challenge you.

• One-on-one?

Duel Win

• The result was predictable.

• Don’t feel bad. Happens to everyone.

• A worthy fight.

• You did well. You lost, but you did well.

Duel Tie

• Whoa, whoa… back up, what?

• This… hasn’t happened before.

• Huh.

• Well, that’s a shame.

Duel Loss

• Dammit!

• Impressive.

• I- I- I’m not in the zone right now. That’s all.

• …Never mention this to anybody.

Spotting Items

• Well, well, well.

• (short laugh) Worthy of my personal armoury!

• Interesting.

• Now this is a tool.

Summoning Archeaus

• Rise, Archeaus!

• Archeaus! Destroy them!

• I summon Archeaus!

• Little help?

When Archeaus Kills Someone

• Good work, Archeaus!

• Ouch.

• And now you know why I don’t summon him too often.

• That’s right. Go nuts.

When Archeaus Dies

• Well… crap.

• Huh… Didn’t know that was possible.

• We’re on our own, now!

• That is not a good sign.

When Time Runs Out/When You Recall Archeaus

• Dismissed.

• You may return to Hell, now.

• Excellent, Archeaus. You’re free now.

• Job done.

Throwing a Grenade

• Grenade out!

• Heads up!

• Catch.

• Clearing them out!

Levelling Up

• I feel my power increasing…

• Excellent.

• This just got more fun.

• *yawn* I’m going to need stronger enemies.

Ramming Enemies While Driving

• Get out of my way!

• Move it or lose it!

• How does my bumper taste?

• *chuckles*

Ramming Another Player While Driving

• Dammit! I’m going to have to clean that…

• Oops.

• Well, maybe if you hadn’t been staying still…

• Erm… sorry about that.

Idle

• I usually have to spend a lot of time staying still when tracking down a target… but this is just ridiculous.

• It’s at times like these when I wonder why the hell I came to this planet…

• Why am I just standing still? Is it winter, or has my armour locked up, what?

Completing a Challenge

• That’s one hurdle behind me.

• Done. What’s next?

• That was easy. Fun, though.

Looking at the Inventory

• Let’s see…

• Doesn’t this just feel bitchy.

• Alright, pros and cons…

Looking at the Map

• Alright, where am I?

• So the objective is there, and I’m here, so…

• Lot of ground to cover. Should be fun.

Trading

• I have something that you might like.

• So… what’s in your backpack?

Respawning

• Bloody hell…

• That was downright embarrassing.

• Goddammit.

• I… I don’t even…

Aquiring Alex’s Own Hunting Rifle

• Yes… I have missed you…

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