The Adventures of Titan and friends!!!

Appollo Towns(me) Cinnamon Spice, Aerith, and Cobalt Malice are fighting alongside Blue Flask to defend Princess Celestia when they are also floored, but this force was not caused by an explosion, but by a massive sound wave that could only mean one thing. "Drop the base!" I yell as loud I can. Then I see who is wielding it and as I do, my mouth hits the floor. "Metal?" I gasp as a beautiful sapphire blue alicorn with a two-tone green and purple mane wielding the massive gun gives me a crazy grin, sticks his hand out, and says "Titan Rush at your service!" I shake his hand and say "Nice to meet you!" Titan gives me a puzzled look then he remembers that I don't recognize him. "I think you may better know me as Metal Masher." "What happened!!!" I scream. "Good question!!" My heart almost stops as my girlfriend, Cinnamon Spice, jumps on my back. "Cinnamon! Don't do that! You almost gave me a heart-attack!" Cinnamon plants a kiss on his lips. "My bad." she says in a seductive voice. Everyone looks at the doors as DewDrop, Luna, Angel, and Nixie dash through the door and Titan slams the door shut behind them. Titan rushes forward and wraps DewDrop in a hug, who hugs her husband back, while Cobalt yells "Kimmy!!!" as a beautiful black griffin flys down from above, slams into Cobalt, and starts passionately kissing him. "I was so worried about you!" Everyone blushes as they momentarily forget that they aren't alone. Titan says "Don't stop for our benefit, please." while he smiles seductively. As he finished his sentence, his ears perk up and he spreads his wings and shields the group with his impressive 12 foot wide wingspan as a huge fireball zooms threw a hole in the wall and hits him in the small of the back. He screams like a white girl in a horror movie, while the girls (Aerith, Dewy, Nixie, Cinnamon, Luna, Celestia, and Kimmy) hawk the sorcerers down and tear them apart. Titan blacks out as we carry him to the safe-room.