It's a cruel world were we live especially now. Gun shot and screaming is all you can here at night but tonight was very silent no gun shots, no screaming, no explosions, and no grunts from the zombies I don't like it one bit. I was cleaning my m4 carbine that I took from the gun case at my house along with a couple mags for it and a colt m1911 with a couple of clips. I heard a knock and saw my friend walk in.
"Sup bro have you been cleaning your guns all night"?
I said "yes I am I have nothing else to do because by know we're shooting zombies on the walls and messing with them".
He said "yeah I know it's boring I had enough time to clean my armor. Did you clean yours or have you just been kissing your guns"?
I said" we'll I have been cleaning my legging and I sharpened all the blades and made sure that we have good supplies for this year. Which reminds me we need to make a firing range or a green house for extra food".
He nodded In response and sat down in front of me and said dude come join us were having a couple
He was cut off by a scream I grabbed my m4 carbine he grabbed his m1 grand that he loves as soon as we stepped out we hear more screaming and it was our friends that were at the walls screaming. But by the time we got their they were surrounded and yelling cuss words. I pointed my gun but my friend pulled out down.
He said "no bro if you shoot they well all come for us we need to get to the biggest roof and grabb all the supplies and suit up and bail it ok"?
I nodded in response
When we got their the zombies started sweeping the area for anything to eat but little did they know we were above them watching them. I grabbed my book bag that medicine and ammo. When we got suited up we used the zipp line but the wire snapped and we were landing on top of the walls.
When I woke up my arm hurt and my i had a massive head acke. My friend was still alive and waking up so I grabbed my book bag and pulled out water and food not noticing our surroundings tell my friend screamed. When I heard him scream I turned and saw what was around us the trees were cartoon looking and it looked peaceful tell I saw what he was pointing at it was a hole bunch of these weirs looking ponies but they had horns and wings. I ran over to cover his mouth I was to late one spotted me and told the others I helped my friend up ( his name is vipper ) when I did I handed vipper his rifle and I took out my m1911 that I had in my holster I let to of my m4 to help my friend. When I was done helping him I ran back and grabbed my machine gun. He was firing his gun towards the smallest group so I could kill the big group.
He said "holy fucking shit dude how many did we kill"?
I said "I don't know I lost track after 1,000! Want something to drink or eat"?
He said silent I thought you would never ask. Lets start a fire somewhere far from here it's starting to smell bad here.
I nodded in agreement. We have been walking in this forest for about 2 hours according to my watch.
I said "dude maybe we sho".
I was cut off by him screaming town.
I said "ok vipper since we don't have any cover by snipers we have to sneak in and stay together ok"?
He nodded in agreement.
We were walking towards the front because there was a sign that said welcome to ponyville. Wow how about a shower know what other mind. We heard a scream we both pulled out silenced pistols. Then we heard other ponies running over to the scene but the scene was us and they had armor and spears and swords. They started to tell us to give up but we never give up. There was a bright flash right in front of us their was a purple unicorn, rainbow Pegasus, orange regular one, a yellow Pegasus that was very scared, and a pink regular pony. The purple one walked forward and said "please stand down creatures we don't want to hurt you".
Me and vipper laughed so hard that we were crying. I got back up and said fuck you what's stopping me from killing you right know right here?
She looked scared but tried to hide it with anger ( didn't work very well ) we started to walk away but a purple bubble surrounded us and she said "what are you and what is your name"?
Vipper said "he's insane and I'm vipper happy to kill you"!
She was shocked to hear my name was insane and it was a pleasure killing you. My eyes started to turne black and I was laughing. Vipper I said I hope your wearing your armor and your guns are loaded because its time to fight with the sons of bitches! He smiled and said I'm wearing my armor and I'm ready to fight. I looked over to the ponies that were know ready to fight and the 6 that teleported in front of us were scared.
I took out my sawed of shot gun and broke the purple bubble vipper covered me while I got my m4 carbine out. Then the fight started but as soon as it started I stopped it because they didn't do anything to us. My friend was about to charge but I stopped him.
I said "bro these things haven't done anything to us so let's play nice and they do something bad to us that's when we kill them all ok"?