My little madness.Combat is Magic.

by NECRON99

Rating: mature
Tags: Crossover, Adventure
Length: 1119

Hank(MADNESS COMBAT)Was transported to Equestria.Will him survive this new madness?(My first story that i don't appear...)

Stuff is going to get bloody.Hank got teleported to Equestria after Jebus stabbed his neck and shot his face.Will Hank survive in Equestria?Will him defeaut the dangerous villians there?Will him get the goddaam pie that he was looking for???!!!!Discover it,reading this fimfic!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-22 22:00:08 UTC

Chapter one:I am in heaven?

Hank woke up in a weird forest.Why it was soo weird?It was green.Nothing seemed gray.Just th rocks.He slowly got up and shook his head.He started to look aorund confused.

"Where am i?"Asked Hank.

Finally,he decided to look for food and water.He found a river.What a lucky day for him,eh?He looked at the water even more confused.It wasn't a light gray like in Nevada.It was blue.He trought it was weird.Why would water be colored like this?However,he lowered his mask,and started to drink it.It looked soo natural.He liked that blue-colored water.As he finished drinking,he gone look for food.He was wondering if there was any hotdog vendor or even a pie around.Hank saw a bush full of berrys.A green bush with red berrys.That day couldn't get any weirder.Hank walked to the bush,grabbed some berrys and started to eat them.

"Oh.My.God."He said as he ate the first berry.

It was soo tasty that he couldn't even describe his pleasure!Then,he finally heard two voices as he hided in the berry bush.

"So,where we going,always?"Hank decided to peek and got in shock when he saw that who was talking was a talking orange mare.

"You going to see,Applejack.Just be patient."Said the purple unicorn walking next to the mare.

"Ugh...Ok,Twilight."Said the orange mare and the two gone away.

Hank stopped hiding in the bushes.He already saw lots of weird things.Raining giant marshmallows,a clown that can turn into a demon,a man with a beard that could turn bodies into undeads eaters of flesh...But THAT was soo much surprising.As Hank started to walk in the trial that the mares came from,he saw a little town.A colorofull and happy town full of talking horses.He then climbed on a house and started to parkour on the roofs of the buildings to not being seen or noticed.He didn't care about where he would stop.He remembered about die again.But this time,he woke up in somewhere happy.No violence,no war,no fights.Only tranquility.But then,he tripped from a building and hat his head on a rock,passing out.Hank woke up again.But this time,on a bed in sometype of libray.

"Where i am now?"Said Hank.

"It can talk?!"Yelled a little purple and green creature.

Hank looked at the creature and got surprised.How many cuteness was waiting for him?

"Sorry about my friend.His name is Spike.And i am Twilight Sparkle.What is your name?"Said the same purple unicorn of before putting a hoof on Hank's forehead to check if he is ok.

"Hank."Said our hero,watching Twilight's hoof.

"Well,thank Celestia you aren't hurt."She said as she stopped to check Hank's health.

"Celestia?Who is it?"Hank asked making Twilight get surprised.

"Who is Celestia?!She is the ruler of the whole Equestria!She is our sun princess!"Explained Twilight.

"If she rules this place,so she is a queen.I think is that how it works."Said Hank scratching his head with his floating hand.

"Well,she likes to be called Princess Celestia.Not Queen Celestia."Said Twilight.

"Oh,well..."Said Hank.

"What you are?"Said the little purple and green creature known as Spike.

"Spike!Don't be so rude!"Said Twilight.

Hank sat up on the bed about stand up.

"Where you going?"Asked Twilight.

"Home."Said Hank.

"But wait!Celestia needs to know about you!And we can be good friends!"Said Twilight making Hank pause.

"What is a friend?"Said Hank in confusion.

Spike and Twilight got shocked."Friends are people that cares about you.Like...Your family,your mother,your father..."

Explained Spike.

"What is a father and a mother?Also,what is a family?"Said Hank bringing some tears to Twilight's eyes.

"Y-You never had a family or a friend before?"Said Twilight shocked in tears.

"No."Said Hank.

"T-this is the saddest thing i ever heard..."Said Twilight as she looked down crying.

Hank started to comfort Twilight.

"Hey...Calm down...We can be friends if you want."Said Hank.

Twilight whimped the tears off her eyes.

"Y-yeah...You are right....Sorry...Is because...It looks soo lonely..."Said Twilight.

Hank had a new friend at all.Two for real.Spike and Twilight.Will he discover new wonders in this world?

Chapter two:Meeting new friends.

Hank woke up on his new bed,ready to start his second day at Equestria.What challenges were waiting for him?What that killing machine could do today?There weren't any mag agents,1337 agents,ATP engineers or even ATP soldats.So,what could he do?He gone downstairs look for Twilight.But she wasn't there.He looked a Spike.

"Hey,Spike,did you saw Twilight?"Asked Hank.

"Yeah.She said that she was going to get her friends to meet you."Said the little purple dragon.

"For heavens sake..."Sighed Hank,annoyed.

Hours later,the mane six walked in the house.As they saw Hank,they got shocked about what they were looking at.

"Errm...Girls,this is my friend...Hank."Said Twilight as Hank looked at them and waved one hand while sitting on the couch reading a book.

"Twilight...This...Is....AWESOME!What he can do??!!"Said Rainbow Dash excited.Hank just kept trying to read the book.

"Can we make a party to him??!!"Asked Pinkie.

"No way."Answered Hank.

"Why not?"Asked Twilight.

"I killed everyone in the last party i went."Said Hank.

The mane six looked shocked.

"Wait,You k-kill??"Asked Fluttershy while she hidded behind Applejack.

"They deservered that.They were working to the Clown."Answered Hank.

Who was the clown?That's what the mane six wondered.

"Clowns don't hurt ponys,silly!They are very friendly!"Said Pinkie.

"If you see what he had done to my face,you will understand what is the problem."Said Hank.

"Okie,dokie,lokie!"Said Pinkie as she tried to reach Hank's mask.

The ninja wearing red goggles grabbed her hoof before it could be too late.

"Don't even think about take my mask off!I will never take it off!Never!"He said as he pushed Pinkie's hoof to her.

"Hey,you must know how to be a gentleman."Said Rarity.

"The last gentleman i saw ended up with his neck hanging under his own intestines."Answered Hank.

At this point Fluttershy almost vomited.

"Also,the Clown already opened a guy's belly and started eating all his guts."Said Hank,causing Fluttershy to trhow up her breakfast.

"EEEW!!"Yelled Rarity.

"Hmpf.I already saw wrose."Said Hank looking at her vomit and then reading his book.

Fluttershy couldn't stop vomiting.She finally finished and started to cry.

"Hey,don't worry,sugar,it will be ok."Said Applejack hugging Fluttershy.

"The hell is this?"Asked Hank.

"It's a hug!"Said Pinkie.

"Hug?"Asked the confused ninja leting everypony shocked.

"NO ONE NEVER HUGGED YOU???"Asked Pinkie in a shocked tone.

"No.It is good?"Asked the killer.Pinkie then hugged Hank.

"That answers the question?"She asked with a very calm voice.

Hank felt weird.But in a good way.He felt better.He felt like all the blood of his enemys slain on his hand had disapperead.He started to hug Pinkie back.

"So...What does it means?"Asked Hank.

"That we're friends,Silly!"

Said Pinkie.

"Im sorry for being rude...It's because...In my world is everything soo different..."Excused Hank.

"It's ok,since i am the most fancy and beautiful here,im gonna help you to be a gentleman."Said Rarity.

Hank's new challenge,being a gentleman.It will be very hard to a killing machine like him.