Celestia Steals The Moon

by MidnightDawnScarlet

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other
Length: 1330

Celestia steals the moon and Luna is gonna look everywhere for it.

Celestia steals the moon and Luna is gonna look everywhere for it.

Put in multiple chapters because I can and its fun. Don't like it? Screw you.

Published 2014-11-23 09:20:07 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-23 09:20:07 UTC

1. In the forest

Luna and Celestia strode out into the forest behind they're castle, hollering for the moon.

"MOON! MOOOOOOONN! " Luna hollered, still walking and looking left and right. She still didn't know the moon was to big to fit in a forest.

Or on equestria at all.

"Our beautiful moon is not present in thy forest, Tia! Where shall we look next?" She stopped walking and looked behind her at her elder sister, whom of which was quite visably stifling snickers and giggles.

"Under the castle! It might be there, Lulu!"

"We are not sure, sister, but thy moon is normally way up high, and thy castle is down here, we are not sure it could make it under there in such short time unnoticed..." She gave a worried expression.

"Well, it might be under there anyways!"

oh no, we are losing her!

"We suppose..." She began walking towards the castle with Celestia.

2. Under The Castle

They ran down the halls of the bottom floor of the castle, eye-searching for a door leading to the basement of which had a door to the (12 foot tall) crawl space underneath the basement.

Celestia came to screeching halt directly in front of the door, grinning.

"Is this it, sister?" Luna asked as she walked upto her sister.

"Yes, lulu! Yes!" She used her magic to swing open the two large doors.

Luna ran in, using her horn for light as she ran down the spiraling flight of stairs

500 stair-steps later...

The two siblings arrived in the castle basement. It was bigger than some peoples homes, but to them, it was concidered a normal sized room.

Luna ran around the room, levitating objects and looking inside chests.

"The moon isn't here, Tia!"

"It appears it-" she stifled a snicker "-is not Lulu. We shall look atop thy castle!"

"No! We shall look in thy room!" She started up the overly-long flight of stairs.

"Alright..." Celestia's humor had dropped.

what if she finds it?

3. Slaughter

3. Slaughter

The galloped down the hall towards Tia's Bedroom.

Along the way, Celestia tried to convince Luna to look on the rooftop instead of her room.

"Oh, Luna, please, go towards thy rooftop! Do not go into our room! It shan't be there! Tis' to big!" She stared worriedly at Luna.

"Oh, dear sister, puh-lease! We believe that thy room must be capable of holding such a small thing like thy moon!" She giggled and galloped faster.

"Anyhow, why art thou continuously begging us not to go into thy bedroom?"

"Well, because tis' our bedroom and not thou's." she smirked.

always works, right?

"Father tells us that sharing is caring, Tia."

"Yes, and thou never abides by this rule..." Her Smirk grew stronger.

"Yes, well, that is because......" She tried to think of a reply.

"...because we like to conceal instead of boast & show, unlike thou." Luna smirked.

Celestia had no reply, save for her smirk disappearing.

They arrived in front of Celestia's door.

Luna used her magic to swing open the doors & darted in, immediatly levitating various objects and looking in & under them.

Celestia was sweating. She couldn't take much more presure from this sister.

Luna started opening drawers, looking through every last nook & crany.

Celestia started breathing heavily as Luna drove under her bed.

Once Luna came out, she looked at Tia's pillows, levitating them as Celestia was now gasping for air.

Luna spotted the private diary of her sister, and smirked. "Maybe tis' in thy private diary..." She levitated the book, opening it up.

"LUNA NO!" She screamed louder than she originally intended.

Luna didn't hear her; she, being the bookworm she was, had already been 'hynotized' by the book she read.

Luna's unusually large grin was slowly turning into a small smile, and then a flat look, then a frown, and finnally a scowl.

"Tia."

Celestia was froze in a horrified stance. no. No. No. This can not be happening. NO.

10 minutes passed. Luna nor Celestia did anything.

Finnally, Luna broke the tense silence with her loudest royal canterlot voice. "HOW COULD YOU TAKE OUR MOON AWAY FROM US?! WHERE IS IT?!"

Celestia took off running. She was galloping full-tilt towards the throne room.

Luna chased her, growling. "WHERE IS IT?!" she roared.

Celestia gasped for air as she galloped "NOT TELLING!"

"TELL ME!"

"NEVER!"

They came to a screeching halt just outside the doors of the throne room, seeing they're mother and father, chuckling at they're fight.

"Oh now look whom hath mastered the royal canterlot voice." Queen Galaxia looked down at Luna, whom of which was almost ant-like to her eye.

King Nebular chuckled at his daughters "Now what exactly art you two fighting over this time?"

"Oh, nothing father..." Celestia stated nervously, looking left and right for something to occupy her mind.

"Don't lie, Celestia. "

"WEHATHSTOLENTHYMOONFROMSISTERANDNOWSHEFOUNDOUTABOUTIT!" She yelled as quickly as she could.

Galaxia and Nebular burst out in laughter, leaning against the walls to prop themselves up.

"Oh, Celestia, one can not simply hide thy moon!" She gestured for them to follow her to they're parent's balcony.

30 minutes later...

The family stood out on the balcony.

Galaxia pointed out to where the moon would be if Celestia hadn't taken it " see that? That's a cloud covering thy moon. You two can not move thy sun nor thy moon in ip either direction other than up or down because we casted a spell on thy magic so that you couldn't move it in any other direction."

Nebular nodded.

Celestia gaped at this. All she had done was move it up.

Luna grinned happily "thank thee dear sister for helping us raise thy moon tonight!" She hugged Celestia.

Tia growled as she watched the cloud uncover the moon. "I hate you..."

Prologue

Little Tia sat in her room in the castle of the two sisters.

She sat, scheming.

Hmm.... This is going to be good, oh yes, Lulu isn't going know what hit her.

She grinned deviously, rubbing her forehooves together.

Ah yes.... We are going to get her good...... Luna is gonna run wild when she realizes we hath hid her stars...

She walked out onto her balcony, positioning the sun to ready for the sunset.

She couldn't wait!

Then, the greatest idea ever popped into her head.

What if instead of stealing her stars... We steal thy *moon*! Yes! Now, this is going to be great!

She lit up her horn and grasped the moon...

Luna walked out into her balcony, looking up at her big sisters sunset.

We simply can not wait! This is thy tenth time that we hath ever raised thy moon!

She lit up her horn, struggling slightly.

But her magic found nothing.

where is our moon?

She giggled as she moved the sun into the sunset.

Her flowing pink mane flowed quickly and excitedly as wind blowed strong on her balcony.

She then sat and watched as she slowly moved her sun down, basking in radiance of her own sun, passed down to her by her mother. Who still from time to time controlled the sun.

We love thy art we can create our simply moving our solar orb downwards. To bad lulu can not do that with thy-

Her thoughts were cut off by a loud crash behind her in her room.

this is it.

"TIA WE CAN NOT FIND OUR MOON!" Luna used her royal canterlot voice as she stood panicking on top of her older sisters bedroom door, of which had been smashed off its hinges and onto the ground.

She stifled a snicker and turned to face her younger sister "Why can you not, dear sister?" Tia tilted her head to the left.

Luna whimpered. "We do not know, sister! Help us?"

Celestia nodded and put a hoof on Lulu's shoulder "yes. We shall help you." She smiled warmly.