Monty vs Ponies

Hi, my name is Monty. I was just watching my favorite TV show, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, when I got sucked into the TV! Life here in Equestria is great. I get to hang out with my favorite pony characters, help fight my favorite villains, and more! But there's this one thing that bothers me. Nobody here knows about Vocaloid.

So what I'm going to do is introduce all of Equestria to Hatsune Miku! (FYI,  there is Internet here. It's called Allibolt.)

Pinkie Pie

I walked into Sugarcube Corner casually and said, "Hey Pinkie, have you ever heard of Hatsune Miku?" It was blatant that she had no idea what I was talking about, or who I even was.

"Hatsune Miku? That sounds like Japanese or something!"

"Um... it is Japanese." Twilight Sparkle happened to be spying on the conversation we were having. She walked in and said,

"Hatsune Miku, sometimes referred as Miku Hatsune, is a Japanese singing software. Concerts are held all over the world," she said. Sounded pretty geeky, but hey, I'm on the same page, right? "Hmm, who is this?"

"Well, my name is Monty. I'm a human that got transported here from a TV from Earth." There was awkward silence when Spike appeared out of nowhere and said, "Hey, I know you; you're the pathetic kid from YouTube!"

"Pathetic kid from YouTube? What do you mean?"

"Super Montyish Zone, of course!"

"Spike, that wasn't nice!" Twilight clearly was dissapointed.

Pinkie Pie threw a party the next night. Wait, wait, wait; let me rephrase that. Pinkie Pie had this awesome party at 12:00 AM sharp, where there was a dance floor, over 100 liters of Wild Cherry Pepsi, (how does she afford all of this?) and a designated NSFW area! Me and Derpy Hooves spent the first 15 minutes on Reddit. But then after that 15 minutes, guess who made their first intergalactic debut? Yep, that's right, Hatsune Miku!

Miku's 15 minutes of fame ended though when somebody crashed through the wall opposite from the door. I shouted, "Hey, where's your respect? There's a door!" Wait a second... That wasn't a pony - that looked like a human with tentacles on their head! Wait - that looks totally familiar. Was that...

"SQUID GIRL?! What are you doing here?" someone shouted. That someone was Twilight Sparkle. I guess she wasn't expecting a surprise squid.

To be continued