It's Raining Tacos

by A Toaster Oven

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Crossover, Human
Length: 931

It's Raining Tacos

The weather team messed up and now it's… IT'S RAINING TACOS

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-23 05:30:20 UTC

It's Raining Tacos

        It was a beautiful morning in Ponyville, well that's what it was supposed to be until the weather team messed up. It's now gonna be a rainy day. "DERPY!!!!!!", Rainbow Dash yelled at the walled eyed pegasus "What the buck is wrong here?"

"I don't know." She answered "what is wrong? You said its gonna rain today so, I got your special rain."

"What 'special rain'?" Rainbow asked, confused. Just then lightning struck and thunder claped, signaling the storm started. And it started raining... tacos? "What are these, really?" Derpy gave her the 'derp look'.

"I think Discord helped" Derpy informed Rainbow. Just then James, Kaitlyn, and Luna went outside.

"What is this?" Luna asked holding a taco in her magic.

"That, my dear Luna is a taco." James informed her "Now if you excuse me I must sing a song"

"It's raining tacos, from out of the sky, Tacos, no need to ask why, just open your mouth and close your eyes. It's raining tacos." He sang.

"It's raining tacos, out in the street, tacos, all you can eat. Lettuce and shells, cheese and meat. It's raining tacos." Kaitlyn sang.

"Yum yum yum yum yum yummity yum, it's like a dreeeem. Yum yum yum yum yum yummity yum, bring your sour creeeeeeem." James and Kaitlyn sang together. Suddenly James built a 'Taco Bot 3000'.

The robot said,"shell, meat, lettuce, cheese" and threw the taco at Rainbow Dash. It said again"shell, meat, lettuce, cheese" and threw that taco at Derpy. It started to glitch," shell, meat, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese."

James started to sing again,"it's raining tacos, raining tacos, raining tacos, It's raining tacos!"

"It's raining tacos, raining tacos, raining tacos, it's raining tacos." Kaitlyn sang.

Derpy than sang "it's raining tacos"

"Well that just happened" Rainbow said, still wiping the taco off her.

"Yes, yes it did just happen" James said, eating a taco.

"What is this brown stuff?" Luna asked poking the taco still in her magic grip.

"Specifically or generally speaking?" James asked.

"Both." Luna said.

"I believe it is..." James bit his taco " beef. Aka cow meat." At this Luna dropped her taco and slapped James in the face. Just then two portals opened and out of them came Sonata Dusk and Golden Freddy.

Both yelled "MY TACOS!!!" And started picking up as many as they could carry. Golden Freddy called the rest of the animatronics and they helped him. Sonata called the human mane 5 ,and Sunset Shimmer, and they helped her. Soon it was all out war between animatronic and human for tacos. When they both left, the animatronics had the most. And it stopped raining an hour after. The clean up was going to be easy because the 'War for Tacos' took most of them.

"That was a mighty weird storm Rainbow Dash. Do you know how long it will take ma family to clean up the farm?" Applejack told Rainbow Dash.

"Why are you blaming me?!" Rainbow complained "Derpy made that storm with Discord" all attenion was directed to the innocent wall-eyed pegasus.

"I just don't know what went wrong." Derpy stated "I was just following Rainbow Dash's instructions. 'make it rain on Tuesday and make it special'"

"Well that's confusing" James stated,eating another taco. Luna nodded

"I never said that!!!" Rainbow yelled "I was with my friends at that time. Twilight please help me."

"She was with me, Applejack, Fluttershy, and Rarity that day." Said the Princess of Friendship.

"WHAIT!!!" James yelled "it's a dead giveaway that Discord is behind all of this. The portals, the animatronics, the dazzling, no paradox when the human Rainbow Dash looked at the pony Rainbow Dash. It's all pointing at Discord." Everypony nodded at this evidence. "Well, where's Discord?" James asked.

In A Gender-Bent dimension

"I have a feeling I am need back at home" Discord told Babble, the female version of him, and waved bye to the male mane 6 and her and then pooped out of reality.

"Well, anypony want to play cards against equinti?" Rainbow Blitz asked Dusk Shine, receiving a head shake of disapproval. "So, no"

Back in The Main Dimension

"Anypony miss me?" Discord asked as he popped back into reality, receiving a beating from Applejack and Rainbow Dash. "Well that was rude" Discord said, covered in bruises.

"You made it rain TACOS, open two portals from two separate dimensions, and caused an all out war for tacos." Rainbow Dash said, in his face.

"Would you rather cotton candy clouds with chocolate milk rain?" Discord asked.

"Well, no. Not really." Rainbow said.

"Well then, MORE TACOS!!!!!" Discord yelled, putting on a sombrero, Mexican mustache, started playing a Mexican guitar, and made it rain more tacos. And a mariachi band squirted playing.

"WHAT THE FUCK DISCORD!!!!!!!" James yelled "WHERE IS SOMBRA IN ALL OF THIS???? HIS NAME IS LITTRALY MEXICAN!!!!"

"Oh, silly me" Discord said, then he proofed Sombra in to the madness.

"WHAT?? WHY??" Rainbow, Twilight, and Luna yelled in perfect sync. And Sombra was doing the Macarena with Discord and James.

"EEEEEHHHH, MACRENA" the three sang in unison.

"What is wrong with my life?" Rainbow asked a dumbfounded Twilight.

"For the first time sence the return of The Crystal Empire, I have no clue" Twilight answerd as Derpy joins in on the dancing. "Spike, take a letter"

"Okay, to who exactly?" Spike answered.

"To Celestia and Cadence, tell them to come here." Twilight said, still dumbfounded.

"Please come to Ponyville, Discord is confusing us with a food called 'Tacos'" Spike said as he wrote.