Rarity and me + plus extra. (Working title ATM)

by Monkeytsu

Rating: everyone
Tags: Slice of Life, Human, Comedy
Length: 998

Life with equestrian ponies. One would think everything would go smoothly....

this is a pony on earth story and it involves half of the mane 6. The direction and flow of the story will change at my dicression.
It about a guy named Alexander and his day to day life with these magical ponies.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-23 17:16:34 UTC

Chapter 1: Where are these ponies coming from?

"........Just wipe your hooves off before you come in" I said, "sure, but I'm the cleanest pony in ponyville" rarity said as she picked up her leg, looked at it and wiped her hooves on the doormat out side of my condo.  Rarity stepped into my condo and was less then pleased.

Yea I haven't had time nor did I know I was going to have visitors. Rarity looked up at me, "what a mess I......" I cut her off. Look little things like a rag out of place not to mention a sink full of dishes, even my bed is a mess, I step into the living room and I start to clean up. Before I could ask rarity, I hear clip clopping of hooves behind me approaching into the living room with me and she starts to use her magic. "Darling you don't need to do this by yourself please let me help". I nod happily that my favorite pony is helping me clean. We start with my bed I take one part of my comforter with my hands and rarity takes the other side with her magic and we easily folded the comforter and placed it neatly on my bed. I've been thinking and it has to be said even if you say no. You really don't need to help if you don't want to, I said in one breath and nervousness in my voice. Rarity step in next to me, No no darling I couldn't let you do it by yourself..... Well in that case you could tidy up my pillows and I'll get the kitchen in order. Rarity finishes up pretty quickly since they are only pillows. Rarity trots back in to the kitchen comes in a says in a singing voice "ALL DONE!"  I turn around and kneel down in front of the violet maned unicorn "Thank you for the help rarity". so are you hungry or thirsty, we have plenty to choose from here as I open the refrigerator. Rarity steps up to the chilly box and puts a hoof under her chin as she decides. All of a sudden a bright flash appears and I covered my face from the light that just appeared out of nowhere. I remove my hands from my face and I see 5 more ponies in my living room.

"uhgg my head hurts, is everypony ok?" The first pony I notice after my eyes return to normal after being temporarily blinded. A lavender pony with indigo mane and with pink and purple streaks. Next I notice a much larger pony with a translucent blue rippling mane and she has a moon on her butt. Next I see another pony who's landed on my bed, she stands up immediately I notice her as the one and only pinkie pie pink mane and body and all.

I walk back to where the 3 other ponies just appeared. I put my hand on my forehead and press my temples. I call back to rarity "I think we have more visitors.

"Oh my stars!" rarity cries out as she comes in to the living room/ my bedroom to hug and greet her friends. I think introductions are in order. "everypony this is Alexander he is the one that is taking care of me since I arrived in this world."  The three ponies each looked at each other nodded and then waved at me saying there HI's and how do you do's.

Luna stood up and approached me standing almost eye level with me. "Hello human I am Princess Luna I am co ruler of equestria and the mover of the moon." next the lavender mare approached and sat down next to Luna. Hello Alexander I am twilight sparkle I am the librarian at the golden oak library and princess of friendship. Next but not least pinkie pie who at this point was nowhere to been seen.

I'm pretty sure there was three of you... Uh guys I'm right here..... I turn my head and I see pinkie in my kitchen getting ready to bake something. Pinkie I have no baking supplies in my kitchen, I really don't know how to bake. Pinkie turns her head really slow as if she's been spooked by something. Her facial expression then does a 360, smiling from ear to ear.

Uh pinkie that's really creepy don't do that. Rarity comes up to pinkie and hits pinkie lightly on the head with a rolled up newspaper.

Sorry I get carried away sometimes. Pinkie then jumps on to the kitchen table and looks me right in the eyes. I take a step back and I almost trip and fall on my ass but I'm saved by a purple aura.

Twilight walks into the kitchen and she teleports next to pinkie. We don't have time for baking right now we need to find a way to get home. I'm sure Alex would want his privacy too.

"Oh silly I was just pulling a prank on him." The insane pony said with a giggle.

"Pinkie pie you call that a prank? you almost gave me a heart attack, as for baking it's not really my thing. Im more of a cook more or less.

I like to think I know my way around a kitchen."

Rarity chimed in, "twilight you said something about going home?" Twilight teleports off the table and reappears next to rarity.

"First we need to figure out how we got here." Luna chimes in too " Alex do you have any books on magic here?"

Both rarity and I look up and say at the same time "there is no magic in this world."

"Twilight what were you and Luna doing before you got teleported here?" I say while I cross my arms.

******************************************************************************

"Hi, twilight Sparkle here reminding you to like and leave a nice comment for this story"

Vector I got from this nice fellow