My new life

by Destroyershy96

Rating: mature
Tags: Slice of Life, Human
Length: 6216

A human gets dragged into equestria and learns how different things are compared to the human world. He learns that theirs more then meets the eye.

This story is about a human who gets transported to equestria and learns how things work. It is not complete but I will publish it on here to get input. Caution- it contains a lot of language so those with virgen ears read at your own risk. Also due to limit oh how many charaters can be used it will be limited but the story is also on http://www.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewuser.php?uid=4706 anyways enjoy

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-24 00:00:10 UTC

My new life

Journal entry day 1-Why me?

Hello world a lot of bullshit happened today. It goes from my boss firing me then my friends got mad at me for something I didn’t do then my girlfriend broke up with me. I don’t know what’s worse: losing my girlfriend or losing my friends but I don’t feel like theirs any reason to live you know? *Sigh* oh well I went to my basement and grabbed a rope. I walk back upstairs and put the rope near the window and put the chair under the rope so the whole world could see (Ok I lied it would be mostly people that look at the window but regardless). As I was about to hang myself I saw something on the screen with wasn’t there before. I saw what I think was a pony.

“Hey there.” She said.

I was confused as to why it showed up but whatever.

“Hello...” I said with a sarcastic voice.

I didn’t expect a response back but I thought why not it’s a lot better than what I was about to do.

“What’s your name?” She asked.

I sighed but decided to respond.

“My names Dan.” I answered.

“My names Pinkie Pie. How are you Dan?” Pinkie answered back.

I jumped back as she said that. I rubbed my eyes thinking that i'm seeing things.

“What the hell?!” I shouted.

The pink pony just stared at me from the monitor. I was thinking that this was some kind of prank but who the hell would pull this? I just stare back and was trying to figure out how and why.

“What’s wrong Dan?” She asked.

I then unplugged the power but the monitor was still on.

“What the hell’s going on?! I unplugged the power. Are you a virus?!” I asked franticly.

She just looked at me and smiled and said,

“No silly. Why would you think that?”

Well isn’t this great? First life and now this bullshit what did I do to deserve this? Did I kill someone in my past life to get this? Did I kick a puppy in my past? I let out a long sigh and calmed down. I went to the computer to search up who she was and she popped up on my

screen again.

“What are you looking up there?” She asked.

I ignored her and from what I saw she is a pony from a show called My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic (MLP:FIM for short). I have never heard of- Ok you know what I’m just going to stop bullshit you and be honest. I have heard of the show but I never really cared about it. I know a few people who like the show but to me it just looks like a stupid show and it will blow over quickly but boy was I wrong. Anyways the only pony I have heard was Rainbow Dash (Mostly from my friends) and now Pinkie.

“Hey are you there?” Pinkie asked worried.

“Yea...” I said not really wanting to answer.

She popped up on my screen again.

“Oh good I though you left for a minute.” Pinkie said still worried.

I don’t really know what to say really. Do I call my friends and ask? Then again I was still pissed at them and even if that wasn’t the case I seriously don’t think they would listen or believe me. Just then my phone rang and to my surprise it was one of them. I answered my phone.

“What is it?” I asked still angry.

“Hey were sorry about the crap we gave you earlier. We found out what happened and I just wanted to call and say we are sorry. Hey you mind if we come over and hang out to make up what happened?” My friend asked.

He sounded like he was sorry and honestly I was in a better mood thanks to that apology so I said,

“Yea sure. I’ll be here.”

I just realized I could ask him about this but before I could he hanged up. Son of a bitch what timing that was. The one person who I could ask and he hangs up. I was about to call him back but my phone died. Fuck really? Now of all time you die at the worse timing on earth. I threw my phone at the wall and then heard Pinkie scream.

“Oh sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you.” I told her.

But she was nowhere to be found. I thought at first I thought she left but I went to see that something was going towards my screen. I ducked as I thought it would break my screen and to my surprise it did.

“Sorry!” Pinkie yelled.

I got up to see what came through and from what I could see it was apples. What the hell was my first thought but at this point anything is possible at this point. I saw a pink hoof (Guessing it was Pinkie) grabbed my hand and I fell in the computer. Next thing I know I was on the ground.

“Ow! Son of a bitch that hurt.” I said holding my arm.

I look around and saw I was in a forest. I’ll admit I was a little scared but whatever I pressed on. I keep looking around trying to figure out what or where I was. I walked around and found a house (well a tree house thing I don’t fucking know). I went inside and it was empty. Sweet a free house for me but I kind of knew that was a lie but I could care less. I saw potions everywhere witch pretty much destroyed any chance this house was vacated. I heard footsteps come in and I saw a zebra. Finally something normal and I guessed I was in Africa or somewhere similar to that. But where was the owner of the place and why would they be in a forest? I looked at the zebra and asked,

“Do you know where the owner of the place is?”

I was dreaming to think I would get a response from it.

“I am the owner of this place... But who are you?” The zebra asked.

Oh for the love of-*sigh* great another bullshit scenario first life, then Pinkie and now this? Where did I go so wrong? Maybe I was dreaming.

“Nope I’m dreaming. I’ve got to be you are not real.” I told her.

She looked at me confused.

“A dream?” She asked.

I pinched myself hoping to wake up.

“Ow.” I said.

It didn’t really hurt but still. Well as long as I was here I might as well asked what her name is.

“What is your name?” I asked her.

See looked at the potions then looked at me.

“My name is Zecora. And you my friend I haven’t seen you around here.” She answered.

I looked at her and then look at everything in the room. I wanted to see what these things could do but I answer her.

“Well do you know anything about alternate universe or something like that?” I asked looking for answers.

She looked at her potions once again but I’m going on a guess and say she doesn’t know.

“I know many things but alternate universes are a whole different matter. I can however look if you wish.” Zecora said.

I was shocked that she would help let alone trust me. So

I asked if I could crash here for a bit. She didn’t seem to mind and led me somewhere I can rest.

“Thank you.” I said.

I then saw her go to a pot. I don’t know what see was doing but the hell with it I just needed some rest.

Journal entry day 2- Still trying to figure a way back.

I woke up and felt well rested but Zecora was nowhere to be found. I stretched my legs and man was I rested. I looked around and got up to see if there was anything to eat. Unfortunately there was nothing here so I went out to see if there was anything like apples or something I didn’t care. As I looked around I ended up into a town what the town was I had no idea and of course more ponies. *Sigh* It just gets better and better doesn’t it? Well as long as I’m here I might as well ask someone or rather pony help.

“Hello there. Where am I?” I asked.

The pony or I Think it was a she. It isn’t easy to tell. I look at her and ask again,

“Where am I?”

She finally answered.

“You’re in Ponyville. But who or rather what are you?” She asked.

Well I can’t say I’m surprised (Mostly due to the fact that I’m not exactly like them) *Sigh* well I told her that I was a human. She reacted rather surprised than anything else. If you want to know why well I couldn’t tell you myself.

“A human?” She replied

“Yea…” I said slightly annoyed.

She grabbed my hand.

“What the hell you doing? Don’t touch me.” I yelled getting her to let go.

She was using magic and trapped me in a bubble. She lifted the bubble and I was in the air.

“Put me down now!” I demanded.

She didn’t listen and I was getting pissed. I just wanted to go home and not be in this mess.

“OH and the names Lyra by the way.” She answered.

Well at least now I know her name but that still doesn’t change the fact that I was stuck in this ordeal. I was trying to figure out how the hell I would get out of this mess. I tried to punch the barrier I was in but it was no use. I sighed and I would have to wait until she decided to let me down. What felt like forever was really minutes but soon enough we arrive at a house. She teleported me into the house and she finally let me down but as she did I feel on my ass. From what I could tell it was a pretty big house and I was about to get jet for the door but it was locked. I went for the window but I was bounced back. Oh what the hell... then I looked at her and she had what I think was lustful eyes and I didn’t like were this was going.

“Um... why are looking at me like that?” I asked a little scared.

She didn’t say anything and she stepped closer to me. I stepped back and backed myself into a wall. Crap I’m screwed I stood no chance against magic and there was no way out. I prepared myself for the worse but to my surprised she was just examined me. I shoved her off me.

“Get the fuck off me!” I yelled.

Then another pony shows up and shoves me to the ground.

“Don’t you hurt my friend!” The pony yelled.

I couldn’t move and was pinned to the ground.

“Get off me you-“

She slammed her hoofs down harder stopping what I was going to say.

“Who are you and why are you in our house?!” She demanded.

I was confused as to why this was happening. But I said,

“Hey your friend captured me and got me into this house!”

I yelled.

She looked at me confused and looked back at Lyra.

“Lyra, is this true?” She asked.

She nodded.

“Oh... Then I’m sorry for the misunderstanding.” She said.

I rubbed my arm and stood up.

“Whatever it’s fine.” I said not caring.

“What’s your name?” She asked.

I sighed and said,

“My name is Dan and you are?”

She put out her hoof and said,

“Names Bon-Bon. Again sorry about what happened. Lyra tends to be random at times.”

“Hey!” Lyra said.

Well now I’m just as confused as before. Could anyone please explain to me why this crap is happening to me? I mean really this is ridicules and stupid. I’m starting to think I did bad in my past life and am paying for it now. Well fuck you god and fuck this bullshit I have to deal with. Oh well nothing I can do now until I find ether Zecora or Pinkie again and I am not going back into that forest so Pinkie was my only choice for now. I looked at Bon-Bon seeing as she seems to be the smart one here so I asked,

“Do you mind if I could crash here for a bit?”

I wasn’t really wanting to but I didn’t have a choice right now.

“Sure. We have a spare room over here.” Bon-Bon said pointing to the room.

“Thanks but keep Lyra away from the room ok?” I told her.

Lyra looked at me and I shuddered. Bon-Bon nodded and led me to the room. It was empty for the most part but it did have a couch and a few other things. I sat down on the couch for a few minutes and reached into my pocket but realized that I didn’t have my phone. *sigh* All I had was a pencil and this book (Or journal in other words) along with a few dollars and change. I felt like I was being watch and went to the door. Of course it was Lyra and I said,

“What are you doing at the door?”

She said nothing but she was looking at me what I felt like were puppy eyes witch at this point was creeping me out.

“Why are you looking at me like that?” I asked.

“Well...I’ve never seen a human before but I’ve heard of there being one and I have always wanted to meet one and see what they are like.” Lyra said with curiously in her eyes.

I sighed and at the same time surprised at what she said.

I wasn’t in the mood to be “examined” as I would call it so I said,

“Well maybe later I’ll tell you how humans are but for now I need some time to myself.”

I went outside at get some fresh air and as I was walking around I spotted Pinkie. I ran towards her but she disappeared as I looked around the corner. Again I was stuck with no way of getting back home. I walked back to Lyra and Bon-Bon’s house and went into the room putting my journal and pencil on the floor and fell asleep.

Journal entry day 3- Finally I found you pink son of a bitch ( Or did I?)

I woke up and went out to see if I could fine Pinkie. I did find her but she looked different. That wouldn’t stop me though so I went up to her and said,

“HEY! There you are I’ve been looking all over for you."

She turned around but it wasn’t who I thought.

“Y-yes?”

Oh fuck me it wasn’t her. I wasn’t even close. Can I ever get a break? I mean seriously god you’re starting to piss me off more with this bullshit you keep pulling. Whatever I asked this pony if she knew where Pinkie is. She nodded and that sure as hell help.

“Sorry about the yelling I thought you were her at first. What’s your name?” I asked.

She didn’t say anything and I don’t blame her. Well I had to think of what to say next but she stepped back and said,

“M-my names Fluttershy...”

She said that so quietly I barley heard her. I crouched down and said,

“What? Sorry I didn’t hear what you said. Can you say your name again?” I asked.

“It’s Fluttershy.” She said.

I was getting pissed. She needs to speak up because she

was being two quiet so I yelled.

“Speak the hell up!”

She squeaked and jumped back. *sigh* I’m not use to talking to other “things” so I did feel kind of bad but *sigh* I don’t know. I walked to her and said,

“Sorry... I not use to talking to many people or rather anypony I guess.”

She smiled and asked,

“Who or what are you?”

I sighed and said,

“Well... I’m a human but as you could tell I’m not from here.”

She didn’t seem sad nor scared anymore witch made me feel less guilty for whatever reason but then she asked,

“Well you still need help finding Pinkie?”

Oh shit I completely forget about her but before she said anything else, I ran off to find her (which was a stupid idea but I was too occupied with finding Pinkie and getting home to care about anything else). I continued to look around hoping that I would find her. I looked around and asked everyone or pony if they knew where Pinkie was but to my disappointment I couldn’t fine her so I quit and went back to Bon-Bon’s house. *Sigh* Well she will show up sooner or later and when I do I will get her to take me back home. I went to my room and got on the couch and went to asleep.

Day 4- Still stuck in BS land

I wake up and at first I saw something on me and I realized that it was I see that it was Lyra.

“Oh for the love of- GET OFF!” I yelled pushing her off.

*Sigh* Can I even sleep without someone or pony getting on me? I mean shit this is starting to piss me off even more now. She gets up and rubs her head.

“Ow! You didn’t have to throw me you know.” She said still rubbing her head.

“You don’t have any right to talk like that. You don’t just go into someone’s room and not except them to get angry.” I told her.

*Sigh* I don’t what’s worse ether A: I’m stuck in this world or dimension or whatever the fuck it is or B: Being stuck in a place I don’t like. Ether choice still fucked me over so yea. I walk out to see if there was anything to eat or rather if I could buy anything. Fortunately I had a few bucks in my pocket so I could get something small to eat. I walk over to a corn stands and as much as it burns me up to eat corn (Which I hate with a passion) I had to suck it up and deal with it.

“Hello there. How much is one corn?” I asked.

The pony looked at me strangely but still answered,

“That will be two bits.”

I was confused as to what bits are but I put two and two together and assumed it two cents. Wow that is really cheap but just to make sure I asked,

“So... Two cents?”

He looked at me like I asked a stupid question or rather why I asked that question. Whatever it changes little I just needed something to eat.

“Whatever I’ll just get the change for it.” I said annoyed.

He shrugged it off and just started at me. I grab the two cents and show it to him. His face went from smiling to a

frown.

“What is this?” He asked.

Ok... Ether he’s stupid or he’s fucking with me and I didn’t like ether one.

“It’s two cents. Why is it two dollars cause that’s expensive as hell for just one corn. I told him.

He got angry with me and said,

“Look ether give me two bits or leave.”

I really wanted to punch him in the face but I manage to calm down before I lost my cool. But then Lyra showed up and gave him two gold coins.

“I’ll buy that.” She said.

He then smiled and thanked her and started to walk with her.

“So why the gold coins?” I asked.

She looked at me confused but says,

“Well... judging from what I saw you don’t know what bits are. Well don’t worry I’ll explain what they are. They are things that you can buy with. It’s like the money you have but different as far as worth and looks.”

That doesn’t really explain shit. I mean sure it explains why that pony didn’t take it but it doesn’t explain their worth or anything like that but I wasn’t going to argue with her so I said,

“Well thanks for getting some food for me.”

“No problem. It’s the least I could do after that whole scenario that happen earlier.” She said happily.

I completely forgot about that. Witch also reminds me... how the hell did she get into my room to begin with? I had my door locked and I even barricade the door (Yea yea laugh it up you jerk) but regardless it still bugs me so

I just went ahead and said,

“So how did you get into the room anyhow?”

She laughed witch pissed me off but whatever. She pointed to her horn and said,

“Well I picked the lock and moved all the stuff that you had blocking the door.”

Well that explains why there was nothing at the door so yea I blame myself for thinking that would or rather could stop a pony with magic. Well whatever I’m over that bullshit and just going to proceed on how to get out of here.

“So can I get my food now?” I ask.

She looked surprised and said,

“Oh my bad I completely forgot about that.”

She levitated the corn to me and I grabbed it. I’ll admit I didn’t like the idea of eating it but I didn’t really have a choice. I took a bite and I wanted to spit it out, throw it on the ground, grab a flamethrower, burn it and piss on it but I didn’t see any other food I could eat at that time so I continued to eat it struggling to finish it. I finally finished it and jeez did I hate myself for it but hey you got to make sacrifices. I then remembered what I was going to do and told I would be back later. She nodded and went inside. Finally I could get back to what I was doing. I look around to see if I could find Fluttershy but I heard some singing with sounded very nice. I went to find what the source was and I ended up walking into a forest and a few feet later I saw a house. From what I saw it was a pretty big house with a bird house, a lake (more or less), a bush eta... I could go on forever but I don’t want to bore you with the details. I walked to the door and (To my stupidity) opened the door to see who it was. Of course nopony was inside and realized that it was outside (no surprise there.) I closed the door and went to check the back and I saw who it was. It was the same pony from before (Fluttershy if I remember right). I walk up to her and tap her on her shoulder. She jumped and fell in the pond. I helped her up and said,

“I didn’t know you could sing. Well I didn’t expect to be sucked into this world so anything’s possible I guess.”

She smiled as I said that. I guess it’s not too bad here but I still need to return back to my world. I still was stunned by this... To think that a shy pony could sing this well I really need to stop underestimating these ponies or I would end up get regretting it. I realize that I got off topic and since I was here I might as well ask her where Pinkie was. She said knew where she might be and led me to her. I walked with her and asked,

“So how long have you known Pinkie?”

She was thinking of and answer (or so I think) and she said,

“Well...I’ve known her for quite some time. Why you asked?”

“Just wondering.” I said.

It wasn’t an exact answer but an answer nevertheless. *Sigh* Now that I see ponies flying I wish I could cause I was kind of getting tired of always walking everywhere. I tried to think of other ways to continue talking but nothing was coming to mind. I still was thinking on how to getting out of here so I had that on my mind but I was interrupted when she started to speak.

“So how did you end up here if I may ask?” She said shyly.

I smiled because she’s the only pony who seems to care about me or why I’m here. Well it’s a start am I right? As I think of how I got here some bits are missing as to how I got here but I do remember that I fell from my computer but how do I tell her that without sounding like an idiot. *Sigh* Well I just say what I remember.

“Well from what I remember I was about to kill myself due to reason’s I don’t feel like saying but I saw a pink pony or rather Pinkie show up on my screen. Naturally I freaked out once she spoke to me seeing as I never seen her nor have I seen a pony before. After that whole ordeal we exchanged a few words but then a friend of mine called me and I answered seeing as he called. After that Pinkie left from my screen and then I saw a few apples heading towards my screen and it broke. I looked at the mess and then I got dragged into a forest and well that’s how I ended up here. So that’s why I need to fine Pinkie so I can get back home.” I said.

She looked confused and I didn’t blame her since half of it is confusing as fuck. But she smiled and said,

“Oh... well that explains why you’re looking for Pinkie. Sorry if she’s cause you trouble.”

I chuckled a little but said,

“Well it’s an interesting place I will say that much but I don’t belong here.”

We continued to talk for some time and sure enough we got to what I think was a bakery. We went inside and I saw two other ponies inside. Honestly I’m pretty sure the whole world or rather universe is full of ponies so yea. Fluttershy went up to them and asked,

“Is Pinkie here?”

Her hair or I think it’s called a mane... Yea I’ll go with that her mane looked like an ice cream witch made me laugh a little.

“You just missed her dear. She just left a minute ago helping Mr. Cake with the delivery. She should be back in a few minutes.” She said.

“Thank you Mrs. Cake.” Fluttershy said.

She turned around and asked,

“Do you want me to wait with you?”

I shook my head and said,

“Na I’ll be fine thank you for your help.”

She smiled and left. I sat down on the ground waiting for Pinkie. I looked around and see a lot of sweets (which is not surprising). I continued to wait and sure enough somepony showed up (well two to be exact) I stood up and saw Pinkie.

“There you are!” I yelled.

She smiled and said,

“Oh hi there. I thought I wouldn’t see you again.”

“You know why I’m here.” I said annoyed.

She looked at me confused which kind of pissed me off. But a better question is why she’s acting innocent? She knows that she dragged me this world so maybe it to piss me off (Witch she has done a great job of that).

“Oh... is it because you want a party?” She asked.

*Sigh* She’s an idiot this explains so fucking much.

“Why would I come here for a party?” I said annoyed.

I’m starting to think she’s just trying to piss me off on purpose and she’s doing a great job of it. Anyhow I really don’t know what to do here. Just then with no warning some other pony swopped in and crashed into all the sweets. I laughed a little only to be looked at cruelly I mean wow that’s a first. Pinkie helps the pony up.

“You ok Dizty?” Pinkie asked worried.

She nods and said,

“Muffins.”

Ok... This just got interesting real quick. I say that because... Well if you could see her eyes you would know what I mean. I’m not making fun of her but this is a first time I’ve seen anything or pony with eye’s not looking the same way or different than usual but it goes show that they don’t treat each other any different witch is the only good thing I can say right now. But back on topic I went up to Pinkie.

“Take me back to my world NOW!!” I demanded angrily.

Pinkie still looked at me confused.

“What do you mean?” She asked.

At that point I just lost my cool and stormed out slamming the door behind me.

I walked very slowly and heavily leaving a heavy foot impression on the ground. Somepony walked up asking if I was ok. I told that pony to fuck off (note I kind of regret what I said but I don’t do well when I’m pissed off as you have already seen). Next thing I know I was on the road near a school (or so I think) so I decided to stay there until I calmed down. I sat down near the door (Which was a mistake) and then the door slammed in my face. At first I didn’t do anything to stop that so I blame myself for that however after a few seconds I pushed the door back and stood up. I saw a few ponies but where smaller so I’m going off a guess and say these are kids. *Sigh* great one more thing to annoy me with but I calmed down and was about to walk away when I fell flat on my face. I was about to swear like a sailor but I remembered that I was around kids. But what broke the last straw was when somepony decided to say,

“Oh look he fell flat on his face. What an idiot.”

I turned around to see who said that and the closest one

I saw where two kids. One with a pale, light grayish violet mane with white streaks and had a pale magenta coat and had a Tiara on her head. The other one had a Ceruleanish gray mane with cornflower bluish gray streaks. Her coat color was a bluish gray and she had glasses if me memory serves right. I stood up asking who said that but nopony responded. I wasn’t surprised by that so I asked again,

“Who said that?”

This time one with a Tiara stepped up and said,

“I said that. What you going to do about it?”

*Sigh* I kind of guessed it was her but it still pisses me off. Another pony stepped up and said,

“Tiara are you sure we should insult this creature? It could be dangerous.”

“Oh Silver Spoon you worry to much. It can’t do anything to us.” She said boldly.

I really wasn’t in the mood for more bullshit to happen.

I squatted down and looked at Tiara.

“Oh? Are you sure I can’t do anything? Because I’ve seen more shit then you have in your lifetime so you don’t know what I’m capable of. ” I said smirking.

Silver Spoon (or so Tiara said) backed up but Tiara doesn’t seem fazed at all. Arrogant bitch I’ll show her but before I could three other little ponys showed up in front of me. One of them said,

“Don’t mock this creature.”

I don’t know if I should be happy or angry at these three jumping in.

“Oh look it’s the Cutie Mark crybabies. Why are you defending this... Thing?” Tiara said annoyed.

I was getting annoyed still being called a creature but I was more curious by what was going to happen so I didn’t say anything.

“What did this poor creature do to you?” The light yellow said.

Yep still annoying being called a creature. *Sigh* Anyhow I proceed to just watch as this yellow was defending me (at least that’s what I think anyways).

“Well...”

She was at a loss of words so I stood up and said,

“Could you stop calling me a creature? I have a name you know. My name-“

Before I could finish my sentence I was interrupted by another pony coming out of the school. She had a darker mane then Tiara. But from what I could tell she was in charge of this place so I asked,

“Are you in charge of this place or rather school?”

“Yes and who are you or rather what are you and what’s going on here?” She asked.

Well telling her my name is easy but explaining the situation... that’s a whole different story.

“The answer to your first question is my name is Dan. As of the next question I am a human and to your third question... Well that’s a bit completed but I can answer what happen here.” I said slightly confused.

She made a concerned look but seems to believe me so she said,

“Ok everypony but Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon can go home.”

We went inside and she (The teacher) pointed me to a seat which was rather small. I sat down (which proved to be difficult due to how small the desk was). The other five

sat down and she (the teacher) said,

“Well please explain what happened.”

I was about to but then I realized that I have yet to get her name.

“Sorry but what is your name?” I asked.

She looked at me confused but then realized that she hadn’t (At least that’s what I think).

“Oh I’m sorry I didn’t. My name is Miss Cheerilee but you can call me Cheerilee to make things easier.” She said.

Ok that answers my question and makes things less awkward later. I then started to explain what happened.

“Well… It starts with me walking here to blow off some steam so I sat down near the door. I’ll say this it was a mistake but at the time I don’t exactly think when I’m angry s-“

I was interrupted by Diamond Tiara’s chuckling and that was the last straw.

“You’re not exactly innocent ether Tiara so I wouldn’t be chuckling causes your next.” I told her angrily.

Tiara said nothing and that’s a good thing because I was close to strangling her.

“Anywho as I was saying I don’t exactly think things well when I’m angry so I have myself to blame on that. After I took a few seconds to process what just happened. Then as I got up and was about to leave, but this-..."

I was about to say bitch but I had to reconsider my words and changed what I was going to say.

“This pony then made an insult that started the whole thing. I was about to trade a few back but these three intervened.” I pointed to the CMC (Or so I heard). “They stepped in and stopped me from the whole ordeal from getting worse.” I said calmly.

Cheerliee looked at Tiara and I was hoping something would happen but unfortunately she looked back at me and asked,

“And what was this comment she made to you?”

I smirked as I knew it would work into my favor but with the luck that I’ve had I can’t say if it would work into my favor or not but heck I think it will.

“Well she said and I quote “Oh look he fell flat on his face. What an idiot.” and from there that should sum up the rest. I said with a smile on my face.

Cheerilee looked at Tiara and asked,

“Is this true?”

I wasn’t expecting her to be honest so I just sat here waiting for an answer. Tiara looked at me with a smirk and I didn’t like where that was going. She started to cry and it took me back.

“I wouldn’t do such a thing to a poor creature. It’s making all it up right Silver spoon?” Tiara said holding her hoofs to her face.

Oh that bitch. I knew what she was trying to do and I was about to give her a taste of her own medicine but the light yellow one intervened and yelled,

“She’s making it all up! I saw it with my own eyes along with Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo along wi-“

“Applebloom! Don’t interrupt.” Cheerilee said interrupting her.

Well that explains who the other two are. But I’m more surprised on she’s defending me all things considering. But I stepped in and said,

“No she’s right...

To be continued...