Lend me your wings

by Locky

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Adventure, Slice of Life, Human, Dark
Length: 24363

Another HiE fanfic but belgian style :)

Max finds himself waking up in Twilight's library after saving a naked punk one night.
It will take time for him to fathom what's happening and even more to understand how could this really work.
It's like a dream becoming true and even if Equestria appears like an utopia for a brony, there are still many adventures and pitfalls waiting for him.

Okay here we are guys.
It's my first fanfic ever and english isn't my native language, so if you found my grammar awful or horrible or else…
just report it to me !
I know that story isn't perfect but if nopony help me getting better, this won't end well at all ! (for me at least ;))
It's a MATURE STORY !
It isn't a clopfic or some sort of "Max come to Equestria, save the world, make babies, END"
Of course, there will be sex, of course there will be blood and of course there's a LOT of swearing.
I'll try to pour my heart and very soul on this (Oh my, Dat sounded good)
I'll also try to keep the essence of the mane six and the important character, but still, if my story keep running, I'll try to let them grow little by little and not too fast.
If you want to contribute, PM me or comment your ideas/critics and if they sounds good, I'll give you credit of course :)

<3 u guys

Edit 10/18/12: Okay, I'm back this time!
Reworking on every chapters, and change what I didn't liked.
Or at least try.

Cover art made by Tardis34
http://tardis34.deviantart.com/#/d5jaiib
Give him kudos!
And hugs!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-11-13 01:58:15 UTC

Prologue : "The naked punk." Reworked 10/18.

The unpleasant sound of the alarm wakes me up, once again.

2:00 AM. Damn, good thing I'm well paid for that.

As I try to clear my mind while dressing, I stumble on the sleeve of my pant and crash my face on the door of my room.

"Fuck. Whoever had the idea to put sleeves on a pant? Damn jackass."

I take a quick breakfast and ready myself to start another working day.

I'm not complaining, far from it. I know that working and earning money is important but, the "daily-grind" thing you know?

I'm working like pastry chef/Baker for a bakery not far from where my mother and I live.

It mainly calls three things to work like that: Hard work, Good will and few or NO social life at all.

It's like 60h/weeks and 6/7 and no vacations for Christmas and all.

I'm okay with it because I’ve never been really social and I really like the calm of the night.

And a nice pay helps me forget all the bad points.

But still, that routine is killing me. I wake up, Breakfast, go to work, come back, watch videos and play video games, and no more.

Hopefully I discovered a passion for martial arts and self-defense several years ago.

It's the only hobby I have helping me relax and giving me a hint of human contacts, besides my boss, my mother, and on rare occasions, my family.

Of course I'm Single. I'm 21yo and don't had a girlfriend for like 3 years just because of this work.

The last one didn't like the 2:00 daily alarm and, honestly, I’m not so bad without.

Living alone with my mother and my sister made a misogynist out of me.

Every girls of my age (and maybe older) think only of money and how cool their boyfriend sounds. The older he is, the cooler it seems in front of her friends. And if he has a big car, that's even more cool.

I'm not generalizing. Just saying that it's a REALLY, REALLY big majority.

They're just so... how to explain that? My experience would leave me to call them "WOMANLY".

I've been raised the "fogy" way, and I like it that way.

I mean, "women's first" and all you see? I know it sounds dumb and all, but I can't help myself.

But the girls from now don't really see it like it’s cool, and I don't have a SUV so, no cakes for me.

I even got into arguments thanks to this. It’s has-been, it's sexist, and so on? No really? I really don't get girls mind.

But well, there's no problem here, or at least not yet, because I’ll be late if I keep thinking about things like this.

I grab my coat and start my way to the bakery.

The journey isn't long. One mile and a half or so.

It's right in the city center of the town, and even if the town is pretty small, there's generally still many people hanging out at this hour.

But strangely, there's less today than usually; maybe because of the nights becoming colder.

It takes me twenty minutes on foot to reach it and I usually start working alone and my boss joins me later, around 6:00.

He just got twins with his wife, so I even proposed him to start early for him to finish early too.

He's like a second father to me.

I started to work here by chance, and we got in good relation really quickly.

We listen the same musics, our thinking are matching perfectly in many points (counting the whole woman point) and thanks to this, it's a pleasure to work here.

A sound stops me from rummaging my pocket to find the key of the bakery.

I lift my head and remove my headphones to try to catch it again.

Sounded like a scream... ?

Damn, it's so dark out there... And there's not a soul outside.

Was that a scream? Fuck.

I wait there without doing anything just to be sure if I heard something or not.

But fuck, if there's really someone screaming, the bread can wait.

I start walking in the direction of the noise.

My ears catch other noises, weaker this time coming from an alley several feet ahead.

I walk along the wall taking to the alley.

It's pretty dark and I don't see much but still; I recognize a guy and a silhouette behind him.

Is that a girl? I start approaching closely and hear her screaming again while clumsily slapping him before the man raise his left hand and slap her at his turn.

"G-Go away! Leave me alone!" The girl responds between sobs and hiccups.

"Shut the fuck up! I really don't want to hurt you, but if you really want me to get angry, we can negotiate it."

Fuck, I don't need that now.

I leave my hideout and start to walk loudly in their direction. The guy turns around to face me and try to intimidate me with his stare. The "eyes of the tiger".

"What do you want? Get out of here fucker"

"I don't really want anything, but I can't approve the way you talk to this lady." I can feel the adrenaline rising in my veins.

The way you feel when you're feeling invincible. That nothing could stop you. And the anger on his face just make my deviant smile grow larger.

I just LOVE those moments. I don't really like to fight, but dang, it's priceless to troll an asshole face to face.

"That's not your business man, now get out of here before I smash your teeth." The guy turn me back again and start approaching the women again. I can't really see her face in this dark, but I don't care, I Fucking hate scums like that.

I step forward and grab his right shoulder. He turns swiftly and try to punch me with his left, but too bad for him, I’m the badass guy here.

I dodge it by bringing myself closer to him and give him a taste of my right.

Fuck, his head's harder than a bag.

I make two steps back while watching him rubbing his jaw, looking at me furiously.

He closes the distance once again trying his right kick this time.

Is that how people give kicks? Is that even a kick? We're not playing soccer.

I move myself on his left and grab his leg when in range and hit his thigh using the tip of my right elbow.

The pain makes him gasp and he jumps back.

He rubs the place I hit. He's even more furious.

"That must have hurt...?" He groans in response.

He's now standing 5 feet in front of me, so I take that chance to get between him and the girl. I don't think he's no-brain enough to try anything that stupid, but well, better safe than sorry.

After several seconds, he tries his luck again. He charges again, his right behind.

Okay, I didn't want to be mean but...

I stand still, waiting for him to be close enough and leap forward, using my left arm to push his arm aside while grabbing his hairs with my right hand.

I push his head back and use the momentum of his unbalance to reap him off, using my right leg.

His head hits the floor, hard.

I look at him several seconds. It's a KO.

He's still breathing. Should be enough...

I take a deep long breath before turning to the lady.

She's scared and still shocked, but well, I can understand that. I walk towards her, unconsciously preparing some sort of quotes. Something like "You're okay?"

"You'reeeeeeeee?!" She jumps right towards me, hugging me hard.

The surprise makes me gasp. Well, I don't save naked woman's every days after all.

Wait...naked?! And her hair seems... multicolored? I see orange, red, yellow, even green and blue? Wait... WHaT?! I couldn't see her cause of the dark and the guy, but What. The. Fuck. is a naked punk woman doing here in the middle of the night?!

Okay, think fast, what the heck is happening now?

Many scenarios rushes through my head. Many where the nude lady in distress blows me or...

I feel my blood rising to my heads (Yeah, the lower one too) but I snap out of it while catching others hiccups and feeling her rubbing her eyes dry using my coat.

"Eh... I-It's okay now, h-he won't bother you anymore." I say softly, trying to calm her.

I take my coat off and give it to her while forcefully looking aside.

"It’s getting cold... and I think you need it more than I do actually..."

She takes it and put it on. Well, try at least. She doesn't even use her hands to grab it, just the back of her hand.

What the fuck is she doing?

It takes her several seconds to put it on but finally make it.

Before pulling me on a hug once again.

"C-can I ask you why you were naked here? In the middle of the night? I know it's not my business but... Erm I’d like some answers...if you don't mind."

She let my shoulders go to look at me. I try to look her in the eyes too but can't focus and start looking around.

Like around her chest which isn't covered.

She had a hard time putting it on, not even talking about closing the zipper.

I slap myself mentally and look upside instead.

"I... I think I’m a bit lost...but it'll be okay! I'm fine now." Even if she's trying to show up strong, she's clearly scared. I bend my head down to look at her but she avoids my stare.

"I-I could've get rid of him alone!"

A tsundere? Oh fuck, she's becoming cute. And that tomboyish tone... I swear it sounds just like Rainbow Dash.

Fuck, there's a naked girl that I just saved from being raped or worse, hugging me and saying she's lost, and the only thing I think about is MLP. What have I become?

"B-But thanks." Oh god.

"N-No problem at all... Do you know the number of someone that can take you out of here? Some family? Friends, maybe?”

"A number?? Number for what?" She looks at me, disoriented.

"S-Someone should come pick me here soon... I think..."

She thinks? erf.. Maybe I should give her my pant too? It’s getting pretty weird...

"Okay... Can I have your name at least?"

"D-Dash. Just call me Dash."

"Wh..." What.

I look at her seriously and maybe seeming a bit annoyed.

"Is that some kind of joke? Your name is Dash, you have her voice and your hairs are Rainbow colored?"

She just looks at me, even more disoriented than before.

I keep looking at her and see her eyes growing, a look of fear in it and glaring at something behind me.

"Mh?" I turn back and don't have the time to dodge the knife coming right to my guts.

"Huh..." I raise my eyes and meet the eyes of that man again.

Everything seems to go so fast.

The adrenaline comes back and with it, all the anger I could bear.

"FUCK THAT'S IT!" I catch his right hand while he was trying to pull the knife back and turn my right elbow to give him the maximum momentum and send it flying right to his left temple.

I looked at him falling down, "FUCK YOU!", I place myself in front of him and start kicking him as hard as I can.

I kick, again, and again.

He screams and noises of bones crackling starts to get heard and he starts poking blood.

Soon enough, his screams stops. The only noises we can hear are my groans and the sound of my right foot meeting his ribs.

I can't stop myself kicking him, and I feel something getting on my back.

I'm so angry right now, I don't even think of what was happening anymore.

I turn over and grab whoever's neck was trying to get behind me.

I don't think I've ever been so furious. I could just kill anyone in sight.

But as my vision stopped to blur from the movements and the rage, I caught sight of my new prey.

It's her. Struggling, trying to remove my hand from her neck, tears welling in her eyes.

I let my hand loose and I felt my mind coming back.

She gasped hard, taking all the air her lungs could bear.

"S-Sorry... I-I don't... I didn't..." I take a step back, breathing deeply and as the adrenaline goes away, I feel the pain coming back and reminding me that there's a knife stuck in my belly.

I looked down and the tears started to flow.

I felt like everything, the whole world was trying to get away from me.

I looked at her and couldn't stay still. I fell down on my knees, I don't know what was... I just couldn't... Stand up...

As I was crying, looking down on the knife still in my belly, I looked up at her and my mouth moved on its own.

"I-I don't w-wanna die here... I can't... Like that..."

She looked terrorized.

She got on her knees and hugged me tightly, carefully avoiding the blade.

"N-No!"

"Y-You're not going to die here!"

I raised my head and took a look at the moon, it was beautiful...

Autor's note: Okay, Here it is!

I'm Locky and I’m a brony (Yeah I swear.) I’ve been reading some fanfics here and there and really liked some ( The Ballad of Twilight Sparkle, Until I met her, Second life...) And even if there's many HiE and that I didn't read them all, I wanted to try myself ! Many of the HiE stories are just clopfics or mmmh, they're going TOO FAST in the story, so I wanted to write something myself to see what I had in my pant.

It's my first fanfic ever and so I HOPE and ASKS you to CRITICIZE everything!

My native language isn't English (French) and so I’d like you to help me with my lack of English grammar and so on :)

If the story seems attracting enough, I’ll try to keep on the writing as much as I can.

Hope you liked it until now.

It was just an introduction in my story and of course, there'll be more of MLP after this one.

<3 u guys.

Reworked on 10/18.

Hope this will feel better.

Chapter 3 "I just can't eat hay sandwiches." Reworked on 10/21

Well, true that I'm starving.

And I know vegetables are full of fibers and are good for me but... This is a bit too much.

"Come on! You have to eat something! Taste that." Said Dash, proposing me a sumptuous hay sandwich she just lovely made.

I... I just can't eat that.

...

Oh god, I hope it doesn't taste the same here.

I slowly and carefully bit off a morsel of the sandwich and chew it.

I force myself to swallow it by courtesy, despite my tongue and my taste buds screaming me not to do that.

"I... I'm sorry, I just can't eat this. I can't eat hay, daisies or grass... I don't think my stomach could endure this... I don't want to offend you or anything of course."

"Oh, mh, yeah of course! You should've told me sooner! Excuse me, what could you eat then?"

I guess she doesn't have a steak or some ham in her fridge...

"Well, humans are omnivores, so I guess I could eat some fruits or something? Bread is fine if you have anything like jam or-" I stop mid-sentence, looking at them troubled by what I just said.

"I-I don't mean to seem demanding or anything of course."

"N-No, don't worry but... You said you were omnivore... Does that mean you eat anything... Anything, like meat too?!" She wasn't really scared, just... shocked?

Of course that would shock them...

Or at least Twilight and Spike, because Dash seemed just a bit surprised.

"W-Well... Yes. Our bodies are really different in many points, and we don’t have the same needs, I guess." Oh my, it doesn't help at all.

"But I don't really need meat at all! There are even peoples where I'm from that don’t ever eat any meat, and they're pretty healthy." It sounded better.

"I wouldn't eat any of you, don't worry about that!" My god, that sounded awfully weird.

Twilight seemed a bit reassured. She stood up and walked to a shelf, it was a bit taller than her.

She opened it and looked at me.

"Well, I-I’m sorry I don't have any meat, we're all herbivores... I hope...” She whispered the last words.

"But I got many fruits and I have leftovers of zap apple jam" What?! Oh gosh.

"That would be perfect! Thank you Twilight!" I said with an uncontrollable goofy smile. The zap apple jam?!

Of course I'm still a bit troubled by this... Situation. But I could at least try to take advantage of it while I'm here, right?

I mean, I'm a brony, in Equestria, and I'm going to eat zap apple jam.

I guess I couldn't help but smile stupidly, looking at the little pot Twilight dropped on the table.

A light giggle caught my attention, and my eyes meet a grinning Rainbow Dash looking at me.

"I-I really like apples." I said trying to convince her, and myself.

She smiled at me and kept eating without saying anything.

"Thank you Twilight."

I passed the next minutes eating the best jam I ever tasted.

It hardly tasted like apples in fact.

I can't describe what was inside this jam, but I can say it was by far the best thing I tasted on a long time.

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We didn't spoke that much while eating, we were just glancing to one another.

Well, Dash seemed amazed by the way I was using my hands.

And Twilight by... My whole body, I think.

There are so many things I want to ask.

But I just don't know where to start.

But Dash does know it.

"How are you using these things?! When I had them I couldn't even move them, but you're using them as if it was nothing."

"They look like Spike's claw but they seem far more agile, it's so cool!"

Oh my, hearing that from Rainbow Dash...

"What? My hands?" She nodded.

"Oh, well, true that I don't know what would become of me without these babies. To be true, I really don't get how you're doing anything without something similar. Well, with hooves, I mean." Now that I think about it, they really do grab stuff with these.

How does it even work? I mean, there are no bones or fingers of any sorts at the extremities of their legs...

Spike stood up, hitting the table using his claws.

He was so silent until now; I nearly forgot he was there.

"I have hands too! Look!" He said, lifting his claws to expose them.

"Well, technically, yours aren't hands, but claws. And yours aren't as agile as his!" Said Twilight.

The little dragon didn't answered and groaned instead, got up and walked towards the entry hall.

"WELL, if you don't need me anymore I’ll be at Carrousel boutique." He said, crossing the door.

"Spike!" Twilight exclaimed.

She then turned to us to bow apologetically.

"I'm really sorry for this; he's acting pretty weird since I took you home three days ago..."

I guess I'll have to talk to him about it...

"What?! Three days?!!" My mind started racing again. My head's working a bit too much these times.

"It's already been Four days since I left my world??" Twilight looked a bit surprised at my reaction, but just nodded.

"Oh god, I’m REALLY late for work now!" I said while chuckling a bit.

And who was getting bored by the daily grind heh?

What am I going to say to my boss? And to my mother...

"Twilight, do you know if you're able to take me back to my world?" I was looking at her and now had my back turned to Dash.

"Well, of co-" Twilight stare switched between mine and something behind me.

Something was moving behind me. I could clearly feel the movement so I turned to meet a grinning Rainbow Dash with a blameworthy look on her eyes.

I just raised an eyebrow at her antics before turning back to Twilight.

"I-Ehm, not for now! I'll need a bit of ti-" More movements.

What's going on here?!

"N-Not at all! this would demand f-faaar more magical power than I could provide!"

I turned again to Dash who was acting like nothing happened.

Okay, I think I get it...

"W-We'll need to ask to Princess Celestia herself to send you back in your world." Twilight really is the worst liar I've ever met.

It's freaking cute.

I just want to tease her now.

"And I guess the princess would be too busy to do that if you just ask her, hum? She’s a princess after all, I could understand that..." She was clearly dodging my eyes and was nearly sweating from nervousness.

"Y-Yeah! She is busy with eh... some kind of... really important... stuff!"

"T-T-There's this banquet... thing coming up! She wouldn't be able to do something like that for a little while..."

Okay, so Dash wants me to stay here...

Why not? Been a while I didn't took any vacations.

And I'm in Equestria. Talk about a one life chance.

I’ll think about what to say to my boss later.

"Okay then... What now? Can you show me the town and around or something? I start to have pins and needles all over my legs."

"Yes of course, I’ll not confine you here." Said Twilight.

She looked at dash and an evil grin appeared on her face.

"But I'm sure dash will be more than happy to hang out with you, to show you the town, take your temperature and all..."

Dash blushed and looked fiercely at Twilight who was madly giggling.

Damn, I hope I'm not making any bad decisions here...

So, I'm going to be here for a bit...

Let's have some fun at least.

"Okay then Rainbow Dash... can I call you Dashie? Rainbow Dash is kind of lengthy, and Dashie sounds really cute." I said grinning like mad.

Her already flushed face turned red at my reflection, and Twilight couldn't help but to chuckle and grin too.

"Ho-How do you know about the pet name Pinkie gave me?!" She was having a hard time looking at me.

Oh my, she's so easy to tease.

"I didn't know it was your nickname, it just sounded kinda cute." My inner brony was having the time of his life.

"Y-Yeah, whatever, let's go now." She walked towards the entry hall, forcing herself to look at the ground.

Oh god, she's so cute.

Talking about cute...

"Well okay then, but, mmh... Is it okay for me to hang around like that? I mean, you don't have any humans here, right?"

"I just don't want to scare anyone or anything."

She looked at me, putting a hoof to her chin.

"Yeah, it's true... maybe I could..." She stopped mid-sentence, running to the other room.

Dash and I looked at each other before following her.

Twilight was rummaging the main bookshelf of the room, groaning and mumbling incomprehensible titles and references.

"There! Metamorphosis and transmutations for bipeds and non-ponies." She said while removing an old book from the shelf.

"I think we could try to transform you... or something..." She was nearly mumbling at this point.

She wasn't reassuring at all.

Why did I ask something like that?!

"AH! This one... It's basically to temporally transform diamond dogs in ponies, but it should work on you, want to give it a try?" Her eyes were sparkling and she was smiling widely at me.

I can't say no to that face.

"Okay... Is it safe?" I asked.

"You know, I don't want to end up with a tail to my back too." I chuckled as I noticed what I said.

“Yeah, it’s safe, don’t worry.” Is she even listening to what I'm saying?

"Too?" Dash said while looking at me with a questioning stare.

Oh, shouldn't have said that here.

"N-Nothing, don't worry." Twilight wasn't paying attention at all.

"Come on! Explain it to me if it's funny!" Dash was giving me small pat using her hoof, a little grin spreading on her face.

"Er, No, really, it's nothing... So Twilight?" I was hoping that Dash would stop at that.

But we're talking about Dash.

"Another one... at your back... OH! I get it!" She said cheerfully.

"You really are a natural one!" Dash roared with laughter.

I think I'm going to corrupt them if I stay here too long.

And this can't lead to anything good at all.

I'll have to watch my tongue.

Twilight wasn't even paying attention to Dash still laughing and was literally the head in the book.

She suddenly lifted her head up and looked at me while smiling.

"Okay, I understand now, are you ready... Max?"

"Yeah, go ahead!" I was sure it was going to be okay.

Or, I would have wanted to be sure.

Light started to form on the top of Twilight's horn and beamed in my direction, striking me and started to... Tickle me.

Is it supposed to tickle?!

I forcefully closed my eyes until the tickling sensation faded away.

"Is it over? Oh my, I'm feeling dizzy..." I asked, opening my eyes.

"Max?!" Twilight screamed before approaching me.

I wasn't feeling anything anymore, I was just seeing the ground approaching pretty fast...

*THUD*

Reworked on 21/10

Chapter 6 : "The stare master." Reworked on 25/10

Rarity was finishing Max's new clothes.

She had a hard time guessing what was the purpose of the fly on the upper side of the pant, but she didn't mind it much.

"Rainbow? Could you go upstairs and check how is our guest doing? Tell him I'm nearly done with his new clothes and that I'll start to wash his old ones."

"Yeah, sure."

It took her a few seconds to get in front of the door.

*Knock*

"Max? Rarity's finishing your new clothes, and she's washing your old ones." Dash wasn't hearing the water flowing, so she guessed he already finished his shower.

"You okay in there?"

"Y-Yeah! Thanks Dashie, but..."

"I... Eh, how to put it... I have a little problem here." I was having a hard time keeping a composed voice.

"What is it?"

"Well, ehm...”

"Come on, tell me what's wrong!" She was clearly uneasy now.

"I-I think Twilight's spell is... working... partially."

"Wh-What? How... I mean, 'partially'?"

"Oh! Don't tell me your front tail transformed too!" My mind took several seconds to completely process what she just said.

But she didn't wait for me to start laughing.

She was laughing so loudly I thought she would scare Rarity.

"HARR HARRR HAARRRRRR! This is sooooo funny!"

What the fuck was that?! Is it too late? Maybe I corrupted their entire world when I entered or something...

Emmet, send me a sign please.

"Come on, don't be grumpy! It was a good one, admit it." I could nearly see her self-confident grin shine through the door.

"Well, kinda... But that doesn't help me in any way." Changing the subject.

Thumbs up Max.

"You're no fun. So, what's the problem then?"

"W-Well... I was under the shower and my hands... Suddenly transformed."

"Transformed? In what?"

"In hooves."

"Oh... So, what's the matter?"

"W-... I have hooves. HOOVES. No more hands, with fingers, just... Hooves."

"Okay... Let me see. I'm comin’ in." She slowly pushed the door open.

"N-NO!" I forcefully shut the door closed using my back.

"W-What was that for?! Let me see!"

"No way."

"Why?!" She was getting impatient and was trying to push the door open once more.

"I'm kinda bare-assed now..."

She immediately stopped her skirmish with the doorknob.

"J-Just put something on then!"

"I'd like to. Oh god knows I tried to." I sighed.

"But that's the problem. How do you use these things?! It's... It's just HOOVES! How can you grab something with these... Things?! I really don't get how this world works."

I really don't get how I got myself in this sort of situation.

I'll write a fic once I come back.

"I can't even scratch my back anymore!" She snickered.

"That makes you laugh heh?! Good thing, but it doesn't help me. I can't even loop a towel around me!"

"I still can come in and-"

"No way! I'll do it with my teeth if I must to! Even if it takes me the day to do it."

I let go of the door to try to loop a towel again.

She giggled again.

"Maybe, but we have to talk to Twilight about your hooves as soon as possible. It could get bad if you stay in there too long..."

"Maybe but..."

It's true that it could get out of control.

And I just can't do shit without my hands.

"Come on, don't be so shy. It can't be THAT terrible, I mean, I've already saw porn magz and all."

"Wh-What?! You have porn here too?!"

Okay, so they DO have sexual organs...

"Here I come!" She slammed the door open.

"W-Wait!"

I had just enough time to turn around.

"Wow, you really have hooves!"

"Y-Yeah... J-Just get on with it."

"Oh, but of course." What was that tone?!

She grabbed the towel and approached me.

"Your back was itching, right?" Her hoof softly scraped against my back.

"J-Just loop that damn towel!"

Her hoof is so soft. God.

She snickered before moving her muzzle inches away from my right ear.

"Come on! I'm just trying to help..." Her whisper made my ear twitch and I couldn't help but gasp at the surprise.

"You're quite beefy... Are all humans like that?" She wasn't stopping her rubbing.

"I-I'm not that beefy... I-I'm not skinny either, but there're peoples who are like... Two times larger than me."

"That's enough; i-i-it's not itching anymore..."

I'm not sure if she was even listening to me.

"I'm sure your muscles feels sore after having slept so much..." She was still whispering in my ear.

She was pushing her hooves in the flesh of my back, massaging my shoulders and circling around before sliding them down my arms.

A wail escaped my mouth.

She giggled.

"I didn't think you'd be so sensitive."

I wasn't looking at her, but I could feel her grin in my back.

She was having fun.

I was having a hard time focusing on what to say or on how to get out of here.

More precisely, I couldn't focus on anything but her hooves sliding on my skin.

My heart was hammering in my chest, and I could feel the blood rushing through my veins.

No way! Not this. It's just a pony for fuck's sake!

This is bad. This is fucking bad.

I was doing my best to hide my hardening boner.

"O-Okay, I think you had your fun, i-it's enough now." I was mumbling and shaking.

Well, it's not like I wasn't having fun too. Far from it.

But...

"Oh, but you teased me so much earlier, ever heard of 'give and take'?" I groaned as I felt her hooves sliding down my waist.

She gave a soft tug at my tail.

The surprise made me gasp.

"D-D-Don't pull my rear tail!"

"Oh..." She positioned herself beside my ear once again, pushing her whole body against my back.

"Does that mean I can pull your front one?" Her sultry tone nearly made me wail.

I was feeling powerless.

"D-Dash! Stop here! Please. It's too much."

She couldn't suppress her chuckles anymore.

"Okay..."

She looped my waist with the towel using her legs.

"I'm already having a hard time looping your entire body, if you don't move your arms I won't be able to do it at all."

"O-Oh, sorry." I slowly pushed my hooves away, leaving my member freely pointing upwards.

She was pressing herself against me, struggling with the width of my hips.

The moment she started to draw her hooves closer, I knew what was going to happen.

She bumped into it.

More than this, she grabbed it and I gasped, once more.

My body reacted on its own, bucking my hips forward slightly.

"D-D-DASH! What are you doing?!"

"I-I'm sorry! I didn't know it was your-"

"J-Just loop it in front and make the knot behind me!" I wasn't yelling. Not really yelling. Just saying loudly.

She did so in silence.

"I-I'm sorry, I didn’t want to upset you..." She said softly, while she landed behind me.

"It got a bit too far, I don't know why I did that..."

"I-I'm not upset! I'm... I-I don't know!" I groaned loudly.

I can't be upset about something like this.

I'm a man after all.

But I couldn't find the courage to turn around to face her.

"You're a pony. And I'm not. It's already hard for me to believe something like that would be possible, and here you are... Oh god."

"I'm... I'm just scared. Scared that next time you would do something like that, I wouldn't find the strength to stop you..." I sighed heavily.

"I can't believe what I'm saying... I'm so going in hell for this." I chuckled.

I still could feel my heart beating like crazy.

I rubbed my eyes and my forehead to clear my mind using my hooves.

Fucking hooves.

She grabbed my right hoof and pulled me out of the room.

She was blushing madly.

"Y-You got new clothes to try!"

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The bell of the boutique rang.

"Oh, my, I forgot to place the closed sign." She whispered while making her way to the main room.

"I am very sorry, but the boutique is actually closed." Fluttershy was there.

"Oh, it is you darling, I am sorry but the spa will need to wait a-" She stopped as she approached her friend.

The cream coated pegasus looked terrorized. She was tackled against the wall, looking through the window, seeming worried something would come after her.

"Fluttershy? Are you okay dear?" Rarity said, closing the distance with her friend.

"O-Ohhh Rarity, I'm so happy to see you! T-T-There is a monster running in town!" Rarity raised an eyebrow in surprise.

"A monster?" Rarity asked.

"Yes! He's very big and very tall! And he walk on two legs and he have blood all over his chest! Oh, I hope he didn't harmed anypony..." Fluttershy was clearly horrified at these words.

"And I heard it kidnapped Dashie! We have to look for her!" The usual shyness of her tone was gone.

Rarity chuckled.

"A monster? walking on two legs?"

"What's so funny? Dashie may be in danger right now! You shouldn't laugh... If you don't mind..." Fluttershy's tone was back.

"Oh, darling, don't worry! That 'monster' is-" Rarity stopped as she saw Fluttershy's eyes flashing open and glaring at something behind her.

"What is it?" Fluttershy pointed her hoof to the backroom before taking off in that direction right away.

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I was still following her, my right hoof squeezed by hers.

I couldn't calm my heartbeats.

Nor my mind.

What with all these situations?!

We started to go down the stairs.

The moment my foot got off of the last stair, a loud noise caught my attention.

I turned to my right to meet a shouting Fluttershy.

"YAAAAAAAYYYYY!" I didn't have the time to dodge her, the shock knocked the air out of my guts.

I fell backwards, instinctively grabbing her in my fall.

I opened my eyes and lifted myself up, slowly recovering from the fall.

"What was that?!"

An angry Fluttershy was sitting on my legs.

"D-D-Don't you even dare touch my friend you thug!" She was intensively staring me.

Oh god, is that 'the stare'?

Or not? At least it doesn't seem to work.

I chuckled.

"Ohhh there, I'm no thug! I swear." I lifted my hooves in the air to show my surrendering.

"Fluttershy! What was that for?! It's Max!"

Fluttershy stare lost intensity.

"What? B-But I thought you got kidnapped and that you were in danger..."

"Dang! Don't charge peoples like that! That's my job! You could've hurt him! Or yourself!" Dash stomped the ground using a hoof to add weight to her scolding.

"Eep!" Fluttershy jumped off of me.

"Damn Shy'!" Fluttershy ‘eeped’ once again, crouching and hiding herself behind her hooves.

"Don't blame the poor thing too hard, it isn't her fault." Rarity commented.

"Not her fault?! She even shouted before hitting him!"

"I don't mean that, but this seems to be the word around town. That you've been kidnapped by a strange monster walking on two legs and covered in blood."

"W-What?! But, it's his own blood! And I was the one pulling him around town! And he's not a monster, he's weird but he's not that scary! Why would somepony say something like th-.... Bonbon! I'm sure it's Bonbon! I swear I'm gonna slap that b-"

It's getting out of hand.

"Dash! Don't worry! I'm okay, it's fine, everything's cool. Nobody got hurt or anything. Don't be angry about something so pointless." I smiled to support my case.

"But she charged you!"

"She's not even weighing half of mine. I couldn't be hurt by something like that."

"I"m a hero after all." I grinned madly while looking at her.

She just huffed before pouting and looking aside.

I chuckled.

Rarity suppressed a laugh too, and Fluttershy was only watching me with a worried eye, still hid behind her hooves.

I smiled to try to reassure her.

"Okay, I have to try these new clothes then."

I stood up using a dummy on my right.

"Where do-" I felt the fabric slide along my skin.

Shit!

I tried to catch it in time but it was too late.

The arousal coming from Dash's massage haven't decreased one bit, and my phallus was proudly bouncing towards the firmament.

I lifted my head to check how deep in shit I actually was.

Rarity was softly clearing her throat while calmly looking around.

Fluttershy ‘eeped’ when my stare met hers.

And Rainbow was grinning, an eyebrow suggestively raised.

Right up my eyeballs.

I turned around and got behind the dummy to hide my lower parts.

"I-I'm sorry..." What the fuck was that?!

It's not a fucking cartoon!

Does lady luck hate me or something? Maybe I'm haunted?

"I-I didn't mean to expose myself like that..."

"Would you mind...?"

Rarity cleared her throat once again.

"O-Oh, but of course darling! Come on girls."

Fluttershy was still blushing furiously but got up and followed her friend.

But Dash stayed there, proudly grinning.

"So... You really liked my massage heh?"

"J-Just get out of here!"

"Okayyy..." She said playfully, before exiting the room.

I hope I'll be able to put those damn clothes on...

I won't survive another massage from her.

I looked around and found the new clothes Rarity just made on a table not far from the dummy.

It took me several minutes, but I still managed to put everything on.

Everything was exactly the same.

Well, it felt lighter, and the colors were a bit different, but still.

Well, nearly everything.

Why does Rarity have to be so pointy on these details?!

I couldn't zip the fly nor button up my jeans.

Fuck you Mr. jeans.

I can't walk like that!

She's going to tease me again...

I can SMELL IT.

"D-Dashie? Can you come here a sec please?"

She slowly stepped inside the room.

"What is it?"

"W-Well... I need a hand here. I mean, a hoof." I can't believe I'm asking that.

I'm feeling like a five years old kid.

She trotted to me.

"How?"

I pointed my fly with my right hoof.

I guess I was blushing because her grin from earlier was back.

"I-I just can't zip it nor button it up without my hands..."

I just can't look at her when she wears that expression.

"Oh, sure..." She placed her front hooves on my waistband.

She then slowly moved her head forward and grabbed the end of the fly using her teeth.

I gasped at the sight and she chuckled.

After having zipped the fly, she looked up at me and buttoned my jeans without even looking.

How does...

"W-Were you forced to use your mouth?" I just can't look.

"Why? It was easier that way!"

"T-Thank you anyway."

I peeked and she was still glaring at me.

"W-What is it? What do you want? I-I said thanks!"

My heart was starting to pound again.

And I know it's not by arousal this time.

I looked again, and she wasn't grinning anymore. Just warmly smiling.

My arm moved on its own and I started to stroke her cheek using my hoof.

She slightly pushes back against my touch.

"L-Let's go."

I force myself to look towards the entry room before letting her go.

"W-We're expected."

She just grunted and rolled her eyes before following me.

I'm sorry Dash but...

Is it unhealthy?

Is it wrong? Why...

Fuck.

We got to the main room.

"Oh! Splendid! It seems to fit perfectly..." Rarity eyed me up and down.

Fluttershy was still dodging my eyes.

I can't blame her...

"Yeah! Thank you very much Rarity! They're just perfect!"

I approached Fluttershy.

"We didn't have proper introductions." I smiled, trying to reassure her.

It wasn't working of course.

I don't hate Fluttershy, but she's really... Too shy.

"My name's Max."

"Um... I'm Fluttershy..." But she's still kinda adorable.

"It's a pleasure, Fluttershy."

"Okay, it's getting late. We're on our way!" She dashed through the front door.

Several seconds later, she popped her head in the door.

"What are you waiting? We need to see Twilight!"

I looked at my hooves.

"O-Oh yeah, I'm coming."

I turned back before getting out.

"It's been a pleasure. And thank you again for the clothes."

I tried to bow but Dash grabbed my arms and pulled me out.

Author's note: Okay, I tried to do things slowly again, I don't know if that worked but I think I like it.

Also, I tried to put some third persons in it while talking about Max, because it's sometimes easier to explain things that way.

And some other times I need to talk in first person again...

It's pretty weird but I hope it didn't bother any of you.

Thanks again for reading!

Reworked on 25/10

Author's note²: Oh god.

I'm so going in hell for writing all of this.

Was it a bit too early for the story?

Damn, it's so hard to judge oneself.

I removed the third person thing.

I’ll still put 3rd person with scenes without Max, but adding a 3rd dimension WITH Max was kinda weird.

And, I’m not sure about this sentence “I lifted my head to check how deep in shit I actually was.”

If someone could help me with this.

Thanks again everyone!

Chapter 10: "The Librarian." Reworked on 02/11

It's already morning.

I'm slowly waking up, trying to remember why am I on Twilight's sofa.

I analyze the room and find a sleeping Dash, cuddled on the carpet, next to me.

Memories of the last evening flow, one by one.

The whole trip on the forest.

Her father.

Her kisses.

I couldn't prevent the stupid smirk appearing on my face.

"What am I going to do now?" I kept my voice low.

I sighed softly.

I rubbed my forehead and bumped into something.

"Guh?!" What's that feeling...

Oh of course! My horn!

What the fuck?!

I started to feel it, softly.

It feels so strange, like if it isn't mine but I still can feel it...

I gasped when I noticed the color of my forearm.

Gray.

Not just gray, but a fuckin cartoony gray.

"What's..." I slightly pushed the cover.

So, Twilight's spell is working.

I'm a fuckin gray unicorn now.

Why a unicorn?! I wanted to be a pegasus!

Damn, unicorns are so... Not manly.

I instinctively started to rub every visible places of my new body.

My head, my ears, my nose.

"Gosh, and I thought my ex-nose was big, look at this one..." I chuckled softly.

Hoofsteps coming from the stairs caught my attention.

"H-Hello Twilight."

She notices I'm awake and motions me to keep it low.

I nod and she smiles to me, shaking her head towards the kitchen.

I roll to my left and slowly get down the sofa.

Okay... I'm sure it'll be easier with four legs.

I slowly move one of my front hooves forward before following with my rear ones.

Okay... Slowly....

A light force my eyes closed.

What the fuck!

"Guh!" I reappeared on my four hooves, but the surprise made me lose my balance and I fell, belly on the ground.

"Damn! Twilight! Don't teleport me like that!"

"S-Sorry, I just wanted to talk to you before Rainbow wakes up."

I managed to stand up and sat on the ground, right in front of her.

"Yeah, just warn me next time."

She nodded.

"So, what do you want to talk about?"

"Well, as you can see, you're a pony now. But more specifically, you're an unicorn." She had a serious face.

"I thought my spell would simply transform you into an earth pony, but it seems I was wrong..." Why is she so serious about that?

Did she read my mind? No really, being a unicorn is fine.

Pegasus or Unicorn, I don't care! I swear!

She didn't react to my thoughts.

I guess she's not reading my mind...

"And so I tried to get more information about the spell, but I didn't find anything in any of my other books. Even the name of the spell maker is nearly unknown."

"So I tried to get information from the archives of Canterlot, and... Even if I'm Celestia's protégée, they usually take several hours to answer me. But this time they answered nearly immediately. Saying that this book should be burned at once and that the orders were coming from Princess Celestia herself..." She was having a hard time looking at me in the eyes.

"W-Wasn't it temporary?!" I looked at my front hooves, horrified by her revelations.

"S-So... What?! You mean, you will be able to transform me back, right?! I'm not going to stay in this form?!" No way.

Just, NO WAY.

"That's one of the reasons why the book should be burnt. It was supposed to be temporary, but it isn't..." I just wanted to scream.

"B-But don't worry! I can transform you back into a human!" I sighed loudly, relieved of this.

"Damn! You scarred the shit outta me!" I took a deep breath.

"So, what's the problem? I'm a pony, so the spell is working. And you'll be able to transform me back."

"W-Well, the process used by the spell to transform you into a pony reminded me of master Star Swirl's late works. It didn't work immediately because it had to... Evolve."

"What? Like a virus or something?" She blinked at that.

"Oh, you know what a virus is?" She seemed amazed by that.

"Just about, yeah."

"Good, I won't have to explain you that. But to stay simple, instead of only modifying your DNA and your molecules, it modified your... Soul." She wasn't really sad.

Just concerned.

"What? My soul?" I raised an eyebrow, chuckling softly.

"What do you mean? That's..." I thought this was a joke at first, but her expression was just sending chills down my back.

Magic here is real.

I guess shits like souls can be real too...

"W-What does it mean then?!" It was getting scary.

"J-Just stay calm please, I have to explain you some things before going into the details..." I nodded.

I'm not reassured at all.

And faking a calm attitude is pretty hard in this situation.

"To put it simply, the three pony races, the earth ones, the pegasi and the unicorns, are constantly employing magic, without even knowing it."

“The marks we all have on our flanks are named cutie marks. They appear when a pony’s soul comes in direct contact with an activity, or something that is somehow special to them.” I was a bit disoriented but was doing my best to understand every word.

“Our marks constantly give us magical energy while doing these things. That's why a pony with a certain cutie mark will always be better doing it than a pony without a mark related to it." I nodded.

I can't believe it's working like that.

“But that energy isn’t inexhaustible, we need to recharge it from time to time.”

“The earth ponies receive it from the earth, where they’re working. Every time an earth pony is linked to the ground, he accumulates magic without even noticing it.”

“The Pegasus receives it from the air and from the clouds. They’re constantly accumulating some from the air, but it isn’t enough, so they withdraw it from the clouds.”

“But the unicorns are a bit special… They get that energy from the sun and from the moon, but they don't spend it the same way.”

“The magic they use, like levitating things and the likes, don’t come from their horns, or from their cutie mark. Their magic comes from their own souls."

I couldn't help but turn my head right to my flank.

It was blank.

Gray, I mean.

"And the energy accumulated by their cutie marks, amplify and help the unicorn control that magic. So, if you had transformed in a Pegasus, or an earth pony, your soul would still be untouched, but…"

"Still, what's the problem? I mean, my soul has been... Modified, or whatever. What does it mean?"

"I-I'm not really sure. But I'll have to keep you here a bit, for further studies..." She seemed sorry.

"Good! That's a perfect excuse to spend some more time here." She blinked, a bit disoriented by my answer.

"What? Come on! I'm the one who asked for the spell! And I'm not going to explode or anything, right?"

"N-No but..."

I smiled, trying to comfort her.

"Okay, that's settled then! I really don't want to explode. I'm sure it hurts." She giggled and smiled back.

Good.

"And now... Do you have a mirror?"

She nodded and brought one from the next room, using her magic.

"Thanks, I want to see how I look right now." It was a pretty big mirror, a bit taller than Twilight, and the wooden borders told it was pretty old.

I took a deep breath and looked at it.

"Oh my, hey there Apollo..." I stood up and turned a bit, trying to get a better view of my entire body.

I was tall. Like, fuckin tall, at least as tall as Big mac, and nearly as bulky.

My coat was light-gray.

"Why is my mane so long?" My mane was of a darker-gray and there were some dark-orange tufts running through.

"Guh, what's with these colors? Aren't they strange?" She shook her head.

"Never mind... I'm still freaking badass." I smirked at the sight.

"Yeah, you're pretty badass. But certainly not as cool as me." My heart skipped several beats when I heard her voice.

I turned my head to look at her.

Her mane was a mess, and her eyes were still sleepy.

"Nor as cute..." I grinned when I saw her cheeks blush slightly.

Twilight coughed.

"Do you need some time alone or something? I can wait outside if you want..." She grinned while looking at her friend blushing even more and pouting while looking away.

Twilight looked at me and we shared a chuckle.

"To be true, I'd really want to get my body back. Can you do it now?" Twilight seemed surprised by my sentence.

"Yeah, I can but, why? I mean, why the sudden change of mind?"

"Mmh, I think it's just dumb to try to hide my true nature. And the whole town already saw my true form after all."

"Let alone the fact that I can't do anything without my hands... I can't walk, let alone run, I can't pick things... I can't even scratch my back!" She giggled and Dash approached me.

What is she...

She leaned her head forward, inches away from my ear.

"I can scratch it if you ask me to..." Her whispers made my heartbeats accelerate.

I bit my lower lip, trying to keep my composure.

Dash snickered loudly before grinning by satisfaction.

Twilight raised an eyebrow but didn't comment.

"J-Just give my hands back Twilight..."

She looked at her friend, trying to understand what just happened.

Dash was just looking at the ceiling, trying to act like if nothing happened.

"Please?" She shrugged.

"Are you sure about it?"

"Yeah." She nodded.

"Wait!" The two mares blinked.

"Just wait a sec." I stood up on my fours and started to walk towards the next room.

"I don't want to faint on the ground once again. I'm not made of rock." The two mares giggled.

It took me several seconds, but I made it to the couch.

Dash had to help me getting in though.

"There, you can cast it now. See you in a few hours!" I closed my eyes, trying to prevent the hazy feeling.

But it still feels weird.

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"Soooo... 'Not as cute as you do', mmmh?" Twilight told in a sing-song voice while turning to her friend.

"And what was that whispering and snickering?" Dash was doing her best avoiding her friends accusing stare.

Twilight giggled.

"He seems really kind. Rarity herself said he was a true gentlecolt! And he saved Scootaloo. And you. He's a bit weird, but he's not from this world after all. You don't have anything to be ashamed of."

Dash turned to her friend, seeming offended.

"I-I'm not ashamed! And I know he's kind and all but... He's not a pony..." She said with a concerned voice while looking at the ground.

"I didn't think something like that would bother you... Even if it's unusual, there are many novels talking about romances between different species. Rarity just lent me one talking abo-" Dash interrupted her.

“I'm not bothered by that! The problem is... My father..." She was clearly troubled about that part.

"Oh? Well, you're a grown mare now. And you're living on your own, aren't you? I'm sure he would understand something like that if you take the time to explain it."

"No way. It would work with any other fathers, but not with mine. With a damn overprotective ex-captain of the royal guard. He scared to death every colt I took home, and they never talked to me anymore. Let alone a human..."

"I think you still should introduce Max to him, before giving it too many thoughts." Twilight comfortingly patted Dash's shoulder.

"They already met. And when he saw we were a bit... Close... I haven't seen him that mad for years..."

Twilight lifted her left hoof to her chin.

“Mmmhh… How about...”

Reworked on 02/11

Author's note²: Here we are!

Another fuckin cliffhanger!

Really, I don't get why nobody loves cliffhangers.

Well, nobody but me ;D

Hope the colors of my OC aren't too flashy.

GUH Oc's are so hard to make...

Next chapter with plenty of DAW.

See you again.

PS: I searched for the first version, and searched again for this one.

How do English peoples (Americans too ofc ;p) says for an overprotective father?

Here we would say ‘papa poule’, that means literally ‘Hen father’. But it seems like you don’t use this word.

Overprotective is fine but overprotective doesn’t seem to have the same sense than ‘poule’, which means caring and loving + being overprotective.

If anyone haves a tip on that.

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Chapter 12:"The party animal." Reworked 04/11

We were cuddling for a good fifteen minutes now.

Dash was on my lap, rubbing her muzzle and burrowing her face on my chest or in my neck from time to time while I was running my fingers through her mane or her wings.

"It's so peaceful..." She nodded silently.

"Well, it's been several days now, I guess I should try to figure something about a place to stay. I can't live here for ages." I tried to move but she tightened her embrace.

"Can't it wait a bit more? And I have plans for later." I raised an eyebrow quizzically; trying to look at her but her face was still sunk in my chest.

"Plans? You're going somewhere?"

She giggled.

"No, WE have plans."

"Oh, we have plans... And how about you try to ask nicely before making plans for the both of us?" I grinned, still trying to see her eyes.

She lifted her head and grinned too, daring me to keep up with hers.

"Ask nicely? How about that..." She wrapped her right hoof around my neck and softly stroked my hairs.

She pushed my chin with her muzzle, forcing me to look upside and started to plant light kisses around my neck.

How does she even know about this type of things?!

"O-Okay, I get it! I give up!" She didn't stop.

Even if my mind was yelling at me to make her stop, I couldn't find enough strength to move any of my limbs.

"P-Plea-mmh." I moaned.

Her kisses intensified, leaving small moist trails around my neck.

Her left hoof started to slid down my right arm and reached my hand.

I wrapped my fingers around it and sighed softly.

She's so warm...

I need to keep her mouth occupied.

"S-So, why did you transform into an human? Back on earth, I mean, my world?" She looked at me, confused.

"Twilight said something about shifting on an existential level or something like that. Why the thought, all of a sudden?"

Good, no more kisses.

Or bad.

Oh, fuck you brain.

"I-I was just wondering why you transformed into a human when you came in my world but it didn't work the same for me when coming here. Without Twilight's intervention, that is."

She placed her left hoof under her chin and started to think about it.

"I'm not sure but, Twilight said that it's the Princess herself who made the portal that took them there. I didn't know she could do something like that but, well."

"And when we came back here, she just transformed back into a pegasus."

So, that's why they didn't transform into naked women back there.

Celestia...

"She seems really powerful... Is she like a god or something to you?"

"Yeah, she's the goddess of the sun! She raises the sun every day and she's the ruler of the whole kingdom."

"I guess I'll have to thank her in person." She nodded but was starring complacently at my forehead.

"W-What?"

"Are you... Going to keep that horn?" I blinked and chuckled.

"Oh! I hope not. Twilight said she'll find a way to take it off as soon as possible."

"Guh, I'm sure I look really stupid with this thing."

"Let's say that it doesn't really... Fit your style." She gently poked it with her hoof.

"Huh?!" That feeling again...

Just like if she touched a sensitive zone.

A really sensitive one...

She looked at me, troubled by my reaction and gasped.

"Oh... No way, was that true?!" She grinned, seeming amused by something.

She grabbed it this time.

Oh my.

"D-Don't do that..." I'm feeling dizzy.

"Do what...?" She was still grinning and was slowly rubbing her hoof against it.

I grabbed her hoof and pushed it away.

"T-That!"

"Y-You know something! What was that?! Why was I feeling..."

Her grin widened again.

"Aroused?"

I blinked at her answer.

I couldn't find the right feeling but...

Now that she said it, that's definitely arousal.

"I always thought it was an old filly tale, but it seems that it's true after all..."

"What?! You mean that my horn acts like an erogenous zone?"

My neck is actually really sensitive, but this horn...

"That's just ridiculous..." I chuckled nervously.

And so cliché.

"Ridiculous? Why?" She placed her hooves on my shoulders and shifted her weight forward, putting me down.

She sat on me and placed her head an inch away from mine.

"Your flushed cheeks doesn't look ridiculous to me..." She placed her lips on mine and backed away immediately, leaving my mouth avid for more.

She chuckled again.

"You really like my kisses, don't you?" I looked away, embarrassed by the situation, but ended by slowly nodding.

She's grinning so much...

I guess she's having tons of fun right now.

She delicately wrapped her hoof around my neck, once again, and started to softly stroke my hairs.

"You're not even trying to resist anymore..." Her voice is so sweet.

I can't look at her when she's like that...

I hid my eyes from hers using my forearm.

She giggled.

"Come on! Look at me..." She nuzzled my cheek with her muzzle.

"Oh! I know, I just have to ask nicely, right?" She started the light kisses on my neck again.

"O-Okay, okay." I moved my forearm away and turned my head towards her.

"T-There, I'm looking at you. J-Just stop the kisses on the neck..." I just can't think of anything when looking in her eyes.

She looked a bit disappointed.

"What now? You don't like them?" Neither my breath, nor my heartbeats were in my control anymore.

"I-" The sound of an opening door interrupted me.

"I'm back!" Twilight's voice resonated in my head.

She sticked her head out of the doorway, checking for us.

"I hope I'm not interrupting anything..."

Twilight raised an eyebrow.

"I guess I was, I'm sorry about that." She said, blushing a bit while looking at Dash.

"W-What? We were just talking and ehm..." Dash flew off of me and landed a few feet away.

Dash isn't that great a liar either.

"Reading books! It's a library after all..." I had the time to grab a random book from a shelf nearby.

But the thrill from earlier wasn't doing any good to my acting.

"Oh? And what do you think about that book then, Max? Do you have some interest in fashion?" I blinked and looked at the cover of the book.

'The art of the dress: Vol III'

I facepalmed.

"I-euh..." I looked away and chuckled.

"And you, Rainbow Dash, standing there on the ground without doing anything? Isn't it a bit out of character?" Twilight grinned.

We're so busted...

"Anyway, Zecora just gave me more or her healing potions. Given that my entire stock ran out, thanks to you." She looked at me.

"Aha... I'm sorry."

She smiled.

"Don't worry about that. But be more careful next time, there's a limit to the healing these potions can bring. The Everfree is a really dangerous place, so I'll ask you to be more careful in the future."

"I didn't think that chickens teeth were so sharp! And it was an emergency..." Now that I think about it, my wound isn't even visible anymore... I'll have to thanks Zecora too.

"And how's the little one doing?"

“Scootaloo's fine, don't worry. It takes more than a big chicken to faze a Crusader. She’s almost braver than any mare I know." Dash remarked.

Twilight was putting the potions in their respective places.

"She seemed more scared of my scolding than the creature, I'm not sure if that's a good thing though." She snickered.

"Anyway Rainbow, it's nearly time, you two should go ahead, I have some things to attend to and I'll join you later." Twilight seemed troubled about something.

Go where?

"Have you two seen Spike around? I haven't seen him since yesterday..."

"Bah, he’s probably with Rarity or with the CmCs." Dash said shrugging at her friend.

Twilight nodded silently.

She nudged me to attract my attention and grabbed my hand, pulling me towards the exit.

"You heard Twilight? We're going to walk a bit."

"See ya Twi'!" Dash opened the door and stepped outside.

I waved goodbye to Twilight and followed Dash.

She trotted silently by my side for several minutes

We haven't even seen anypony on our way to....

The Sugarcube Corner! Oh my gosh! It really looks edible!

"What's this place? Was that 'our plan'?"

"Well, kinda." We stopped right in front of the door.

She nudged me.

I turned to look down only to be met by a kiss.

She grinned and pushed me through the door.

It was pitch black, absolutely no sound apart from my heartbeats.

Dash prodded me forward until the door closed violently, causing a big *SLAM*

I knew what was happening of course.

Sugarcube corner means Pinkie Pie.

And Pinkie Pie means...

I jolted and the light snapped on.

"SURPRISE!" There were tons of ponies all cheering and waving around me.

I couldn't remember all of their names, there were so many!

The entire mane six and the more important background ponies were here as well.

Oh my gosh!

Derpy was flying with a cupcake in her right hoof. Upside down.

And Lyra was jumping up out of the crowd.

Ohhh Lyra!

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" A pink pony jumped out of the crowd slamming into me.

"Pinkie! It's not his birthday! It's a welcome party!" Dash said while chuckling as I thrashed about on the floor beneath the bubbly pink earth pony.

"Ow? Silly me! I'll need to make a new cake then!" She giggled bouncing up off me.

I stood up dusting myself off. Damn, Pinkie Pie... She's like the BEST PONY EVER! She's always giggling and smiling and she always does her best to make everyone happy! She's so... GUH!

"Anyway, it’s true that I’ve never seen you before! Well, I did but you were all sleepy! What is your name?? Oh, right! It's Max! I had to write it on your birthday cake!" She giggled again.

I wasn't really surprised about the party itself, but more about the number of ponies gathered for me.

"It's true that you're big! And funny! You don't have a coat of fur or feathers! Is that why you're wearing clothes?? I mean, of course! If not you would freeze all the time!" She was bouncing in front of me and was looking at me up and down.

"Are you going to live in Ponyville? Was it a fun place where you were living before? I say that because I'm from a rock farm, and it really-really-really wasn't fun at all! But now I have many friends and they're super-duper fun! I-" Dash put her right hoof in her friend's mouth to hush her.

"Just introduce yourself and ask him ONE question at a time Pinkie!" Dash was smiling but Pinkie seemed a bit annoyed.

She still nodded and Dash removed her hoof.

She warmly smiled at me.

"I am Pinkie Pie! But you can call me Pinkie! All my friends call me Pinkie, and you're my friend now, right?" She was bouncing again.

"Yes! Of course! It's a pleasure to meet you Pinkie! Call me Max. And thank you again for that awesome party! I was really surprised!" A lie like that can't hurt anypony, right?

"Well! Duh! Of course you were! It wouldn’t be a surprise party if you were not surprised!" She giggled again.

GUHHH, MY HEART.

Too much giggles.

Rarity and Fluttershy approached us.

Rarity was smiling but Fluttershy was still a bit... shy?

"I'm glad to see you again, Max." Her eyes lowered a bit and she gasped when she looked at my shirt.

I looked down and saw it to be torn and cut in several different places and there was some dried blood on the lower parts of the sleeves of my pant. My fight with the cockatrice was still fresh after all.

"It seems I’ll have to make your clothes a tad more durable..." She raised an eyebrow at me and I blushed.

"Haha, I'm sorry, I had an unexpected meeting..." I rubbed my neck.

"Don't worry, everypony knows what happened. Rainbow told us everything." She smiled warmly at me.

"I-I don't know what to say... I never thought so many ponies would greet me."

Now that I take a look at everypony, they don’t seem as scared as I imagined them to be.

I've still heard some gasps and all but they're just looking at me weirdly...

But they're not scared anymore, at least.

Fluttershy was a bit intimidated by the blood covering my shoes.

I smiled at her, trying to reassure her.

"Everypony was a bit scared at first, but when Rarity and I explained them that you saved Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash, and that you were really kind, they all accepted to come..."

"Oh, thank you. Actually, I was a bit worried about how the ponies from here would accept me but, thanks to you, this will be far easier for me." She smiled back.

If humans were half as kind as ponies, earth would be a living utopia.

Three little fillies started to approach me from behind Fluttershy.

It was the CmCs.

Scootaloo jumped forward, looking up at me and rubbing her neck a bit.

"T-Thank you about yesterday... And sorry about the kick and all... I thought you were another monster and-"

"Don't worry about that. I'm really happy to see you're fine." Scootaloo is like, the cutest filly of the whole universe.

I was having a hard time controlling my longing to catch her and hug her as hard as I could.

"Yeah! Thanks for saving our friend!" Applebloom's voice rose from behind Scootaloo.

Sweetie Belle was having a hard time looking at me.

Dash appeared.

"I hope this lesson will get through that head of yours!" She said, looking at Scootaloo.

"Yeah, we won't go into the Everfree again. I promise."

We all talked with each other for two or three hours.

Dash and the CmCs begged me to tell them the details about the fight.

Rarity questioned me about the fashion in my world.

And Fluttershy and I talked about animals. I really love animals...

I miss my dog a bit already.

The music stopped and we all saw Pinkie Pie standing up on a table.

Vinyl stood up and got behind a deck. Pinkie turned back to face Vinyl and nodded her.

"LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!"

The music kicked in, harder than before.

"Oh no! She's drunk again..." Dash said, facehoofing.

Everypony giggled.

Author's note: Edited by FlyLikeAPegasi :)

A great thank to him!

Reworked on 04/11

Author’s note²: GUUUUUUH

DAWW AGAIN!

And added the whole erogenous horn.

Why? Coz it’s fun. And this’ll be even funnier later.

Strangely, I nearly didn’t rewrite anything about Pinkie’s sentences.

I guess I was seeing her the exact same way I’m seeing her now.

As a party animal :D

Next chapter; moar drunk pones and some hard cider.

Chapter 13: "The party" Reworked on 07/11

About an hour into the party things started to really get going.

I don't get it! They're drinking CIDER! It's like apple juice, right?! How could something get drunk by that...

And WHY do they even have alcohol?! Where's my little girls show?!

Pinkie was discussing with Rarity, Roseluck and two other mares...

Lily! That's it, and the other one... I never remember her.

Well, She was trying to discuss, but I think she was clearly too drunk to even understand a word she was saying.

From across the room Applejack stood up and yelled.

"How about a good ol' drinkin' contest?!"

Pinkie's right ear perked up and she wobbled over beside AJ.

"YEAAAH!! GHOOD IDEA!"

She then collapsed onto the ground.

I guess even the party pony can party out some times.

Applejack was gathering ponies around the room.

Come to think of it, I still haven't introduced myself to AJ...

I mean, I can't believe they're doing a drinking contest?!

Dash nudged me.

"Come on, this'll be fun!" She sat on a table in the middle of the room.

Guh, this won't end well...

AJ approached and looked up to me.

She was grinning from ear to ear.

"Ah'm sure that a big fella' much like yerself can even keep up with Fluttershy." She turned to look at Fluttershy.

Fluttershy shrieked and hid her face behind her hooves.

"N-No! I-I won't join!"

Dash snickered.

"Oh come on Shy'! We had a good laugh last time!"

"No way! It was..." She slightly moved a hoof and glimpsed at Big Mac.

"This was horrible!" She shrieked back again, blushing and shivering.

What?

I'm missing something there!

Don't tell me FlutterMac is cannon?! That's bullshit!

Everypony knows she's a fillyfooler!

I chuckled.

"Don't worry, I'm sure Big Mac didn't found it so horrible!" Dash remarked.

Big Mac coughed slightly and shook his head.

"See? And it was Pinkie's idea to play something like that."

Something like what?!

AJ sat at the table and waved at her friends.

"Rare'! Get Fluttershy here! And Mac, Com'here too!"

Rarity pulled Fluttershy along and on the other side of the table.

Big mac took the last seat.

The one next to Fluttershy.

She slowly flapped her wings, closing the distance between hers and Rarity's seat, keeping Big Mac at bay.

"Okay, here we are! The rules are simple! The one with the most empty glasses in front of themselves in an hour, wins!"

Everyone was grinning and looking at Fluttershy.

I nudged Dash.

"What happened last time? With Fluttershy I mean." She snickered and started whispering too.

"Well, Fluttershy is pretty shy, but when she's drunk, she's really... clingy." I blinked.

"And last time, we played ‘truth or dare’ you know?" I nodded.

"And she skipped on a question, so she had to kiss Big Mac. But instead of just kissing him, she nearly raped him." She snickered even more.

I just can't believe it... Drunken Shy' is assertive?

Alcohol really is a dangerous weapon.

"It started to get pretty hot, actually, Twilight had to use her magic to separate them." I was looking at Fluttershy and chuckled.

She noticed our whispers and eeped when she understood we were talking about her.

Well, I'm not that big of a drinker, but if I have to, to integrate the community...

Alcohol's the lubricant of friendship, isn't it?

AJ impatiently yelled for the barpony to bring us a round of cider.

We didn't have to wait long before the six cider glasses were on the table.

"Thank ya Hooch, and be sure to keep it coming!" AJ greeted the barpony, winking at him.

I took a little sip.

I would've preferred something else but that cider doesn't taste bad at all.

A couple of minutes later, I was still calmly drinking my first glass.

Fluttershy was taking slow sips, the glass clutched between her hooves.

Rainbow and AJ were in a race to see who could finish their drinks first.

And Rarity was… already finishing off her SECOND GLASS?!

Woah!

Keeping it classy huh Miss Rarity?

Big Mac had adopted a similar tactic to me, silently sipping while the other ponies chugged back cider.

We both looked at each other knowingly and shared a chuckle.

After thirty minutes, Rarity sprawled on the table with twelve glasses in front of her.

She had drunk way too much and really too fast, no way she was going to make it to the one hour mark.

Rainbow and AJ were blushing a bit, but were still up, nine glasses stood in front of each of them.

I turned toward Fluttershy and a cheeky grin was slowly appearing on her face.

She seemed normal but… a bit more... I don't know? There was something, I just couldn’t quite put my finger on it… I glanced down.

She had ten glasses in front of her.

Woah, wait, WHAT?! When did she drink all of those?!

I looked down at my own and counted only seven.

I don't think I'll ever be drunk with this sort of drink but oh well...

Big Mac was on his seventh and he was slowly getting giddy.

Fluttershy loudly slammed the glass she was drinking onto the table and moved her chair near Big Mac's.

He hadn’t done anything to invite her over but she then proceeded to lay her head on his side anyways.

He looked a bit flustered and was slightly blushing, but didn’t do anything to stop her.

"Hey! Don't do anything funny to mah' brother!" Applejack stood up and yelled over to Fluttershy.

"I'm not doing anything funny! It's just that he's so soft and he smells so good..." This kind of assertiveness was something I had never seen from Fluttershy before.

Big Mac was just looking elsewhere.

The blush on his face showed he wasn't drunk enough to not understand what Shy just said.

Dash snickered and AJ snapped to her.

"And you! You still owe me some hard work on mah' farm! I didn't forget what happened to mah' south field!" She wasn't angry, just a bit grumpy.

"Yeah yeah, don't worry, I'll do that onc-" AJ interrupted her before she could finish her sentence.

"Once summer is over?! Or maybe when ya get engaged with that human of yers?!" I spat out a bit of my drink when I heard that.

She chuckled and Dashie stood up, offended by her words.

Rarity lifted her head and started to analyze the situation.

"Not ‘tah rush ya into anything there Max." She giggled and smiled at me.

I blinked. Several times.

"I-Eh... Don't worry about that." Okay, I'll just avoid their argument...

Oh, I know! I'll just drink enough cider, get drank as shit and I won't be able remember anything about this evening!

I'm a genius.

Dashie was blushing a bit at that.

"I-It's nothing like that at all!" Dashie groaned loudly and everypony snickered.

She glared daggers at AJ.

She's hot when she's angry.

I slapped myself mentally.

Okay, that's enough cider then...

AJ raised an eyebrow at her, not even slightly convinced by her argument.

"Okay! OKAY! I get it, I'll do it!" She briefly looked at me and grinned wickedly.

"Once we're engaged, of course." Everypony gasped and I dropped the glass I was holding.

Dash just laughed.

Everypony followed her and started laughing too.

Dash turned to me and approached, sitting on my lap. I was still baffled by the last sentence to try to stop her.

She had her four hooves facing my right and was rubbing her right cheek against my chest.

What's that situation again?!

And why am I so happy?! I'm a fucking dumb.

I took a deep breath, trying to settle my mind, my heartbeats and my respiration enough to talk.

"D-Do you think it's a good idea to be so c-cuddly here? With so many ponies? Every-" She poked my chest with her left hoof and lifted her head to look at me.

"Does it bother you?" I kept eye contact for several seconds before grunting.

She's so cute.

"N-No..." She giggled.

"Good, coz' I don't care for my friends to know either." She sighed softly and placed her cheek back on my chest and closing her eyes.

I rubbed my face with my hands.

When my focus came back on our surroundings, I was met by various expressions.

Rarity was exhilarated, looking right at us.

Shy' and Mac wasn't even paying attention to their surroundings either.

And AJ was grinning wildly.

God, I'm sure I'm blushing like a bitch right now...

I rubbed my neck with my left hand and looked at everyone.

"I-I'm sorry, I-I think she drank too much..."

Yeah, try to act cool now!

"I think she's out of the competition..." I chuckled with everyone, trying to settle the mood.

Dash poked my chest again and pulled herself up, giving me a small kiss when I bowed to look at her.

I blinked and she giggled, nuzzling her face in my neck.

I facepalmed.

She's not helping me at all.

Applejack approached the two of us.

"Come on ya'll! Aren't they cute? It’s lookin’ like we need tah’ wake Pinkie to prepare the wedding party." Everyone laughed.

Pinkie's right ear twitched and she sat up to look at us.

She made an attempt to say something, a wave of her hoof towards the two of us, then, as suddenly as she sat up, she keeled over onto her back and began to snore.

I shared everyone's laugh.

Well, it was more of a reflex than anything.

There was something a bit more preoccupying for me, sitting right there, on my laps.

I can't remember of my heart beating that fast since a long time.

A very long time.

I looped my right arm around her and started stroking the side of her neck with my hand, and used my left one to caress the space between her two wings.

She slightly flapped them, surprised by the touch and sighed softly.

I can't imagine her being more lovely than this moment.

I leaned forward and kissed her forehead.

"Okay then, it'll be between me and Fluttershy Ah' guess." AJ got back to her seat.

Dash stayed on my lap, wrapped in my arms, until the near-end of the contest.

Pinkie suddenly woke up.

Looking at her surroundings before standing up.

"Owowowwo!"

Her ears flopped, her eyes fluttered and her knees twitched.

Don't tell me...

I turned my head, searching for the nearest door just in time to see Bon Bon fall victim to the power of physics and well-oiled hinges.

“Bonnie! Are you okay?" Lyra cried and jumped after her friend.

It was then I noticed Twilight, who had opened the door, come racing towards our table.

"S-Sorry! It's really important!" She yelled looking back at Bon Bon.

A dismissive wave from the disoriented mare confirmed she was okay.

Twilight looked at us and we looked at her.

“What is it Twilight? You look worried?” I asked her.

Twilight nervously looked from left to right, she swallowed and exclaimed with a slight hint of panic.

“Guys, you need to help me, I can’t find Spike anywhere.”

Author's note: Sorry, the adventure will be for next chapter ;D

I'll try to write it later, but can't promise that.

A big hug to FlyLikeAPegasi, who edited it and gave it life :D

<3 you guys.

Reworked on 07/11

Author's note²: Drunk Dash is best Dash!

Let's talk a bit.

Firstly, it's hard to write Appahjack.

Coz' of apples of course.

Secondly, I'm not into shipping.

Well, ofc I like shippings, everyone like them, but I'm not into obsessing about ships, like appledash, TwiDash or fluttermac or whatever.

I like them when they're well written, and only when. Even if I have preferences (Twixie is best ship)

Whether it'd be something impossible to understand like a TwiJack or something. If it's well written, that's fine to me.

So, no there won't be a FlutterMac thing, just coz cheerilee is my target for Mac.

So if there's anyone opposed to this, well, too bad for you, it's MY FIC. *DEMONIAC SOUNDS*

Same for the peoples hating the great and powerful Trixie. Coz I was envisaging to get her into my fic for my ~25th chapter.

Why am I saying this? Coz I didn't slept well, and I felt like it.

/kiss all.

Chapter 14:"The engineer" Reworked on 08/11

"H-How come? ‘You can't find him anywhere'?" I asked her.

Twilight took a good, long, look around us.

Dashie was the only one sober enough to worriedly look at her friend.

Rarity was grumbling about a prince being a royal jerk while half asleep.

Pinkie shot past the crowd, upstairs, towards the bathroom, her forehooves covering her mouth.

And Fluttershy had now her hooves looped around Big Mac and was brushing her cheek on his chest while softly humming a lullaby.

Big Mac was a bit troubled by that but he still wasn't doing anything to stop her.

And Applejack was looking at them while groaning and mumbling things under her breath.

Twilight groaned and sighed.

"Damn, you seems like you're the only one able to..." She glanced again at her friends, trying to find the right word.

"Move..."

"Tell me what's wrong!"

"You remember of the first breakfast we had together? Spike went out after that, and he made it to Rarity's boutique, but nopony had seen him since then. I was getting worried so I used a localizing spell, and it seems he's in trouble."

"In trouble?!" This was serious, on earth; a child lost, alone, in the middle of the night could mean terrible things. I didn’t really know what the crime was like in Equestria, but after the cockatrice? I wasn’t taking any chances.

I motioned to Twilight to continue explaining.

"I'll give you the details later! We really need to get going."

"Okay, just gimmy a sec." I stood up and laid Dash on the ground.

She looked up angrily at me. Well. Where I think she thought I was, about a foot to my left.

"Do you really... THINK dat you can leave like that?! Spike's my friend, so I'm going too!" She attempted to rise while wobbling and mumbling.

"You're not even able to stand up!" Twilight groaned.

I looked Dashie in the eyes, trying to convince her, and said

"Don't worry, I'm with Twilight this time, everything will be fine. And if Spike is in trouble, we can't wait for you to sober up."

“I’m fine! I can even flyyy!” She stood on four hooves and tried to take off, but only her left wing flapped.

She lost her balance and stumbled on her side.

She tried to stand up but her back legs started to tremble and gave way.

She landed on her flank then rolled onto her back, blushing madly while looking at us.

“It’s okay Dashie, I’m sure Spike isn’t in any real trouble.” I kneeled and patted the top of her head.

She huffed and crossed her arms, still on her back.

Rarity lifted her head and yelled.

"Spikey Wikey is in trouble?! I'M COMING TOO!" She stood up.

"Onwards!" She proclaimed, getting a few right steps before stumbling on something.

Twilight rolled her eyes and we shared a giggle.

I looked one last time at the four other mares.

"What should we do about them? Is it okay to leave them like that?"

Big Mac was now curled on the ground with Fluttershy cuddling on his right flank.

AppleJack was looking up at the ceiling, trying her best now to avoid looking over at her brother and Fluttershy.

Pinkie had just come back from upstairs, she looked a little sick still but she hadn’t changed shades of pink yet, so she seemed alright.

And Rarity was now loudly snoring on the ground.

Good thing they don't have anything harder than cider...

"Yeah, don't worry about them, they just need some sleep, water, real food, and they'll be fine."

Well, Okay then.

I turned to the door and stepped forward but Dashie grabbed my shirt and pulled me back.

I looked at her and she threw her hooves in the air pointed beside my shoulders.

"KISS!" What?

"Gimme a kiss! DAMMNIT!" She groaned and was making a funny face.

A few ponies were still looking at us but, well... A man's got to do what a man's got to do.

Or something.

I kneeled down and softly kissed her.

It tasted like cider, but wasn't less pleasant than any others.

She hugged me and pulled herself up to my right ear.

"Come back soon..." She was totally incomprehensible.

My brain had to take a couple of seconds to get what she said.

I nodded quietly, giving her a last kiss on the forehead.

She had a goofy smile and was blushing.

I stood up and motioned to Twilight I was ready, she nodded and we made our way outside.

It was already dusk and Celestia’s sun was about to hid itself below the horizon.

We walked for several minutes in silence.

"Well, can you tell me more about what happened to Spike?"

She nodded, still moving forward.

"Well, the spell I cast permitted me to see what Spike was seeing. Like if I was looking through his eyes." Really?!

If I could use that to Jennifer Love-Hewitt while she bathes or something.

Oh, god.

She raised an eyebrow at my reaction and I just shook my thoughts off, nodding her to keep her explanation.

"He seemed in some sort of underground building with gems and mechanical devices everywhere. There was also this huge oven but that was the last thing I saw before a Diamond dog entered the room. The spell is pretty hard to maintain, and the surprise of the diamond dog just killed it."

"Diamond dogs? What’s that?" Damn, I hate lying but how would I explain something like 'Oh don’t worry, I saw the episode where Rarity gets taken by them and all on my PC.'

"Well, they're large canines that walk on two legs and are obsessed with gems. We’ve had problems with them before. Rarity got kidnapped by some because of her gem-finding magic. But when we came to save her, she had already taken control of the situation." She giggled while thinking at that.

"I tried to study them a bit more, but I had no books explaining why they're so hungry for gems or where they come from. The only book I have that even mentions them is one in the Daring Do series, and all it said was that they're from a country in the extreme North-East of the continent."

I looked at Twilight, a little skeptical.

"But I'm not really sure if that kind of source is reliable."

"Do you think Spike is in danger or something?" Any information can be valuable.

"I can't say... They're not downright evil, but they’ll do almost anything for gems..."

"Anyway, I heard rumors about a Diamond dog living in a cave near the Froggy Bottom Bog. I didn't pay much attention to it at the time, but the path my magic took me on while casting is very close to such a place. I can only assume they’re the same."

"Okay..." Froggy Bottom Bog... Guh.

A cockatrice was okay, but if we run into an hydra... I don't think I'd be able to take something of that size without any rocket launcher.

We walked in silence for another five minutes before arriving in the bog.

And it stinks.

It's a bog after all...

We followed the bank of the bog until arriving at the side of a high cliff.

We could hear metallic clangs and some sort of whistling coming from inside the little mountain.

"What's this?"

She shook her head.

"I don't know, but we'll find it soon enough." She pointed a cavity entering inside the cliff with her hoof.

"I'm sure it's where Spike is." Twilight continued forward and I followed her.

Two small flames were weakly illuminating the end of the cave.

We can't see shit from here.

"I don't remember this cave was so deep... " We kept moving and stopped, arriving at the two lights.

The lights were actually two torches, surrounding an imposing metal door.

The clanking and whistling noises were clearly coming from inside.

She took a deep breath.

"Okay, you're ready? Here we go!" I nodded and readied myself, lifting my guard up, just behind my chin.

She approached the door.

Is she going to break down or something?

She lifter her hoof slowly, still looking at me.

My feet slowly shifted under the adrenaline slowly building up in my body.

And she knocked, three times.

I facepalmed, hard.

"T-Twilight?! What are you doing?!"

"W-What? I knocked of course!" I grunted.

"I can't believe it! You just killed our surprise effect!" She looked disoriented.

"What? We're not going to fight if we don't have to!"

"Isn't he a bad guy?! Guh! Never mind."

She giggled.

"You two really are alike." She smiled at me.

"What? Who?"

"You and Dash of course. She would've used the exact same plan as you, and I would've had the exact same discussion with her. Beating first, talking last..." She rolled her eyes.

"I... Eh... Thank you?"

Another loud clanking sound made us jolt.

"They can't hear us with all that noise." She knocked again, harder this time.

Still nothing.

She groaned and used her magic to slam on the door with a rock she found nearby.

All the noises stopped and, after several seconds, the door opened.

There, behind the door was... Spike wearing an apron.

Wat.

Twilight gasped and jumped at the tiny dragon to hug him.

"Ow! Twilight! What are you doing here?!" Spike was taken aback by the hug, but returned the embrace all the same.

"Spike! Do you have any idea how worried I’ve been?! I thought you were in trouble! Or worse!"

Twilight was yelling at him, but it was obvious how glad she was to find him.

"Didn’t you read my letter Twi?” He seemed disoriented.

"Your letter?!"

"I asked that Mailmare... What was her name again... Derpy! To give you a letter. You never got it?!" Twilight shook her head and he faceclawed.

"Damn... Anyw-" A shout interrupted him.

"Spike?" A silhouette came out from a corner of the room.

It was a diamond dog.

Twilight quickly shifted position with Spike, hiding him behind her.

I followed, entering the room and the door closed.

What? Is that shit hydraulic?!

The dog raised an eyebrow.

He wasn't like the ones in the show.

He was a bit taller and strangely seemed a bit more... Intelligent.

He was wearing an apron too and he had goggles wrapping his forehead.

Twilight looked right at him.

"Leave Spike alone!" Her stance and her glowing horn meant business.

Spike gasped and came between them.

"Don't worry Twilight! He's a friend!"

"He just needed some help, and I offered."

Twilight looked at him while shaking her head.

"What?! Don't you know what they did to Rarity?! He can't be your 'friend'! He just wants you to find gems or enslave you!"

"Twilight! Trust me! Please!" His face was sincere and obstinate.

She wasn't really convinced but returned to a more casual stance, still glaring at the dog.

He crossed his arms, a bit annoyed by the situation.

"Okay... But you need to explain to me everything."

"What happened after you left Rarity's place?"

"Well, Rarity's birthday is next week, and I don't have anything to give her. Then, I thought a gem would be good. So I came out to the gem mines." He stood over by the dog.

"And there, I met Simon! He works here! The second he saw me, he rushed to greet me, he doesn’t see many ponies in the mine, so when I told him about Rarity's birthday, he was happy to help." Spike pointed to a collar on the shelf to his right.

It wasn't just a regular collar; it was made of multicolored gems inlaid in gold and silver, it was a beautiful piece, no doubt Rarity would be showering kisses all over Spike after something like this.

"And he said he would give me that, if I helped him in return! Look at that Twilight!" He took the collar and displayed it while moving around the room.

Each face of the gems seemed to change colors every time a new light came reflects on it.

"It's Ottapawan Alexandrite! It's unobtainable in Equestria! That collar comes from Simon's homeland."

Twilight was smiling at that, and she knew Spike had good intentions, but...

"Yes, it's beautiful, but what is this ‘HELP’ he asked in return?" She was glaring daggers at the dog again.

He grinned and started talking.

"You don't know anything about my people 'pony'. Would you kindly stop looking at me with such a condescending gaze?"

Twilight groaned and looked at Spike, he nodded and she obeyed half-smiling at him.

"Good. Diamond dogs don't hunt for gems to become rich. They hunt gems because they need them." Twilight's eyebrow slowly rised, genuinely interested by that.

So was I. I always wanted to know more about other cultures from Equestria.

And even if diamond dogs aren't... Well, griffons, they're still cool.

I guess.

"Gems aren't simple rocks. They have magic in them, and Diamond dogs use them to do magic things with them."

Twilight looked at him.

"What?! I've never heard of that!"

Spike nudged her and looked at her angrily.

"We do not have magic, like ponies do. So we have to use the magic in the gems to create magic things. And we have hands, unlike ponies, so we're more capable of building things with the gems." He was walking around the room. It seems like he was interested in me, and more importantly, my hands.

"And dragons are magical creatures. Everything in them is magic. Their scales, their claws even their fire is magic. So I had to ask him some help with an important order, coming from a pony living nearby."

"The Daring Do I read that mentioned Diamond dogs was right after all, it talked of your people as being technologically advanced." She started to look around, her eyes stopping on each instruments and tools scattering the room.

"Yes. Daring do. We know of her, but books are books. They're not always true about everything."

He lifted something from a shelf nearby.

It was some sort of backpack.

A metallic back pack.

He pressed a button and what appeared to be wings extended from each side.

"It's my latest prototype, it's made to allow non-flying being to take to the sky, using gems charged with dragons fire. It's only a prototype, but it will work soon."

I was... flabbergasted.

If there was a word for that, it would be... Steampunk.

"Gosh! That sounds awesome!" I spoke without thinking.

I mean, it's like a fucking jet pack, right?!

Who never wanted to fly with one?!

He grinned and approached me.

"What are you? You have hands like us and a horn like ponies..."

Oh fuck, I had almost forgotten about the damn thing.

"Are you from the Eden?"

What?

"I-I'm a human, I'm not from this world. It's a long story, but that horn appeared on my head this morning and we're trying to take it off... It's a long story." The way he was looking at me wasn't really... Pleasant.

He blinked, seeming surprised by my answer.

"Why? You have hands and a horn, why would you want to remove it? Can’t you use it?"

"Use it?" What the hay.

"Use magic! Can you use magic?!" He was glaring intensely at me.

"No! I-I can't do something like that."

Twilight approached and started thinking.

"Well... It's true that you don't have a cutie mark, but your soul is altered, and you have that horn to help you control it... It wouldn’t hurt to at least try using it." She was looking at me.

"Am I some sort of experiment to you?" She giggled.

"Well... Are you sure it's not a bad idea or something?" She was still looking at me with her sparkling eyes.

"O-Okay... But I really don't have a clue on where to begin..." She took a hammer on the table and dropped it in front of my feet.

"It's okay, we'll just let you try to levitate something. It's really simple, but you need a total concentration. Just try to relax and not think about anything." I was following her orders but the ‘not think about anything’ bit was pretty hard from my position.

"Then, concentrate on the hammer, and think about lifting it using your hands." Okay....

"Don't just think about it. You have to feel your hands wrapping it and lifting it." What the fuck are you saying...

I heard sounds of sparks coming from above and opened my eyes.

"THE FUCK!" There were sparks coming from the top of my horn.

As soon as I yelled, I felt something smack onto my foot.

"GAH!" I looked down and the hammer lay beside my right foot.

"What happened?!" Twilight was looking at me, surprised but grinning as can be.

"It worked! You can use magic!" She was smiling wildly at me.

"I can't believe it! I have to write to the princess about that!"

The dog seemed as impressed as her.

I feel a headache incoming...

I'm a human, I'm in Equestria, I have a fucking horn AND I can use magic.

Let's roll baby! What's next?!

Oh! The hydra of course!

COME GET SOME!

Knocks coming from the door resonated in the room.

The dog waved at Spike to check at the door and Spike nodded.

Spike opened the door and blinked.

"Oh! It's you Craft!" As soon as I heard that name, my blood went cold. Everything seemed to hit ultra-slow motion. I turned around to face the door.

There he was, Dash’s father, staring directly at me.

I loudly gulped.

Really funny.

I want my hydra.

Author's note: Sorry, I'm late :D

Things are getting interesting ?

I think I'll use that 'adventure' tag even more than I thought.

NEXT EPISODE: THE GREAT FIGHT BETWEEN CRAFT AND MAX!

Or not. I'll see about that :D

Anyway, Thanks again to FlyLikeAPegasi for editing it!

He's godlike ;D

/kiss all.

And thanks again to hlissner for his AWESOME map!

http://hlissner.deviantart.com/art/Equestria-and-beyond-rev-8-1-253465186

Reworked on 08/11

Author's note²: Hum...

There it is?

And no, Max isn't going to fight an hydra.

Or maybe later... That could be fun.

Bloody, but fun.

And about Steampunks diamond dog, I just thought, why would they want gems? I mean, they don't eat them.

They wouldn't sell them either, right? So, why not? Steampunk have so much potential when it comes to writing.

And I was playing skyrim and minecraft when I wrote it, so I guess it helped.

Chapter 15: "Our first night together." reworked on 09/11

What is HE doing here?!

In all of Equestria, he's right here, right NOW!

He blinked, as surprised to find me here as I was to find him.

He turned his head in the dog's direction.

"Hi Simon, sorry for being late." Simon nodded.

He briefly greeted Spike and Twilight, slightly bowing his head in their direction, before approaching me.

"Hi kid." I gulped.

His stare wandered higher than my eyes and he blinked again.

Everyone was looking at us in silence. The tension in the room was suffocating.

"H-Hi Craft." What should I do? What should I say?!

"H-How are you?"

I'll just try to be friendly or something.

"Don't go all namby pamby with me kid. I'll have to talk to you later. In private." He looked at me coldly, never once blinking.

He then turned to Simon and they started to talk together while walking to the next room.

He really doesn’t want us to be friendly.

I felt a nudge, it was Twilight.

"Do you know him? Where did you meet him? I've never seen him in Ponyville before." She was a bit intrigued by our display.

"H-He's Dash's father." She gasped.

"Oh, I understand why she was troubled about him." I looked at her.

"He is the ex-captain of the royal guard after all..." WHAT?! I knew he was badass and all but, the royal guard? really?!

I gulped once again.

"I'm sure you'll be fine. He may be her father but you did save his daughter. And him." She was patting the back of my right leg while smiling, trying to comfort me

I sighed and smiled too.

"Thank you Twilight." I patted her head, returning the gesture.

She turned to Spike.

"So, you came here to get that collar?"

He looked at her and nodded.

"And you gave him the fire he wanted, right?"

He nodded again.

"Good, let's go home then!"

"I can't go home." She turned to him, shocked by his answer.

"Why? You have the collar, he have the fire, why would you want to stay here?!"

"Oh! Is that money? I can give you more pocket-money if you want!"

"That's not that! He said he would pay me as long as I stay here of course, but that's not the problem."

"He's living here alone. And he can't go in town and talk to anypony without creating a wave of panic."

"B-But, that's not a place to stay for a baby dragon! Look at all these sharp tools! And that oven!"

"Oh come on Twi'! Rarity's boutique is even more dangerous than here. And I'm a dragon." He raised an eyebrow, trying to get a reaction from Twilight.

"I'm fireproof, you remember?" Twilight opened her mouth, trying to argue back but nothing came out.

"Really, it's cool here! You should come here from time to time too, you can't imagine everything we can do using gems!"

"And I was seeing them like regular snacks." He snickered.

Twilight wasn't reassured at all.

To be true, she was even more worried than before.

The room suddenly fell silent.

"Come on Twilight! I'm not going to live here for the rest of my life!"

I can't leave Twilight in that state.

"You say you're just staying here because he's alone and need a hand, right?"

He turned to me, surprised by my sudden sentence.

"Well, yeah."

"How about I work here? Instead of you." The two blinked.

"I can't provide him in dragon's stuff of course, but I'm sure I'll be able to help, I always loved to tinker with things."

"I have these babies after all." I lifted my two hands, twiddling my fingers and my thumbs.

"And I was looking for something to do here. It would be simpler for an human to work here than in town."

"What do you think?" Twilight's face lightened up, hearing my offer.

"I think Simon would be okay, but we'll have to ask him."

"And I'll still be able to come here from time to time!" he looked at Twilight as if asking for permission.

She nodded in agreement.

Craft and Simon came back from the other room.

Craft had some sort of goggles slung around his neck and something wrapped in clothes hooked on his back.

I'm sure he didn't have those before.

"Thank you Simon. I think I'll need your talents again in the future." Craft said smiling.

Sweet Celestia! He can smile!

Simon smiled back.

"You're welcome, my friend."

He then turned to look at us.

"So... Spike needs to go back with you Miss Sparkle?" Twilight and I blinked, a bit surprised.

"Dogs ears are sensitive. And you're pretty loud." He grinned.

"And Spike told me enough about his big sister to not understand it was her." Spike smiled back.

Guess that makes sense, I'll have to watch my tongue if I work here...

"And for the furless murgg, I'm sure he will be able to assist me. And even more if he learns magic. But the bed Spike was using is too small for him."

A murgg? What's that?

Wait, what?!

"Ehm, well, about the magic thing..." I rubbed my neck.

Craft cleared his throat to attract our attention.

"I have to go. It was a pleasure to meet you Twilight. Dash told me a lot about you. You're a good and loyal friend." He bowed a bit and smiled at her. She immediately returned the smile, blushing a bit at the sudden compliment.

"Simon, I'll come back to give you the feedbacks as soon as possible." He lifted his right hoof and Simon shook it with his right hand.

"And Max..." Oh fuck.

"How about you walk me back to the exit of the cave? I'm sure we have plenty of things to talk about." He smiled at me and I felt shivers crawling down my spine.

"Y-Yes of course."

We made our way to the edge of the cave and stood there in silence several seconds.

I already met the father of an ex.

But it wasn't that scary.

"So... You lost your hooves, but you now have a... horn?" He eyed me, up and down.

"Is it normal for humans to change like that?" I chuckled nervously.

"I-It's kind of a long story..." No answers.

"I'll give the short version then. Twilight tried to transform me into a pony, but for some reasons, it took me a full day to transform completely. When we met, the transformation wasn't complete, that's why my- I mean, the horn, wasn't... There." That sounds so stupid.

"The next day, I woke up as a full grown stallion, but I... Changed my mind and Twilight transformed me back into a human."

"And up until now, that horn hasn’t gone away, and we have no idea why... And I just learned that I can use magic." I looked up at it.

It doesn't sound stupid.

It is.

"So, you're going to keep it?"

"I-I don't know... Magic can be... helpful. But it's a bit too much for me, I think... But Simon just said that my magic could be useful..." And it's a horn.

A HORN.

"You should take the time to think about it. It's a big responsibility." He seemed dead serious about that.

"Yeah... But I don't have the time to think about something like that right now. I'll leave it a few days and decide then."

The surroundings were quiet now that the clanging and whistling sounds stopped.

The reflection of the moon was slowly swaying on the bog.

"Are you going to return to your world?" I looked over at him and the seriousness of his face hasn't decreased a bit.

"I..." What's with that question?!

I'll need to talk about that to my family at least.

"I don't believe so..."

He groaned and looked angrily at me.

"You don't believe so?! How can you be not sure about something like that?!"

"I-It's not simple." He turned towards me.

"It IS simple. Either you go back, or you stay. I know that you saved her, and Celestia knows how thankful I am towards you. But she never replied to me like she did yesterday."  If a stare could kill someone, I'd be deader than Mel Gibson’s career.

"I-I know! And she's the reason why I'm not in my world already. But I still have a family living there! I can't just choose one over the other. I still need time to-" He interrupted me once again.

"Listen kid, you saved her, you saved me, and you seem like a good guy. But I swear. I swear on Celestia's blood that if you make her unhappy, I'll find you, and I'll tell you what you did wrong, the hard way. Am I clear enough?" Forget about the other stare. That one could really kill me.

Is he Greek or something?

"Y-Yes.." I was shaking like a bitch.

Even if I was two heads taller.

He turned to look at the sky.

"She had enough. She doesn’t need that now."

He didn't need to say it; I knew he was thinking about her.

I sighed heavily.

"I'll do everything I can to make her happy. You can count on me." I was doing my best to seem sincere.

I'm not good at this type of things.

He turned to me again and his stare softened a bit before smiling back.

"Good. Now I really need to go. I heard a howl on my way here." He stepped forward and turned his head towards me.

"Don't forget about what you just said. I know I won't." With that said, he made his way into the forest, disappearing behind a tree.

I sighed softly and took a deep breath before looking at the moon once again.

"Okay, it went pretty well... Isn't it?" I chuckled.

I turned back and made my way inside the cave.

I opened the door and entered.

Twilight was glaring at something hung on the wall.

I approached and looked at it.

"Is that a map?"

She nodded.

"Yeah! That's amazing! Even in Canterlot, there aren’t any maps covering more than the Equestrian continent, or some maps covering Camelu, Cervidas or Zebrica but only those few places! Of course there are legends of countries far beyond the Antlertic Ocean, but I never thought the earth was so big! And that the diamond dogs did so much research about it! I-I really need to learn more about that!" She was obviously excited.

To be honest, it was exciting.

In the show they never talk about the planet, or the countries far from Equestria.

We just know about the Griffins Kingdoms, and that Zecora came from another country but that was pretty much the extent...

I took a closer look at the map and chuckled while reading the name of some countries.

Camelu? There's camel in this world?! Boardor?! Ha!

I looked over the entire region drawn out on the map, the mountains, the great oceans... when something caught my eye.

There's an archipelago in the extreme north-west of the map.

Ert, Elir, Eden? Eden?

"Simon?" He was talking with Spike while showing him plans.

He turned to me.

"You asked me before if I was from Eden right. What is that place?"

He approached me and looked up at the map.

"Yes. Eden the furthest country we discovered so far."

"Do people like me live there? Why did you ask something like that?" Curiosity isn’t a sin after all.

"Well, I know people living there are walking on two legs, and that some have horns, like you. But I don't really know anything more than that. I should have some books about it if you want to borrow them sometime."

"I was just wondering if there could be other humans here, but if they have horns, that's not really possible. Thank you anyway." He nodded.

Twilight was listening to each and every word exiting his mouth.

I took a quick look behind us and saw Spike yawning loudly.

And the earlier party was quite exhausting too.

"It's getting pretty late. I guess we should go back home, if it doesn’t bother you Simon. I'm a bit worried about a friend of mine."

Not really worried, of course. I just hope she didn't get lost on her way home or something.

'Don't drink and fly' or something.

Twilight followed my eyes and giggled.

"Yeah, Spike is still a baby dragon after all." She said, smiling.

"Do not worry about that. Are you sure you want to work here?" I nodded.

"Well, you can return here tomorrow afternoon. I think I'll need your help with something." He smiled and extended his right hand.

"Thank you Simon." I smiled back and shook his outstretched hand.

Or paw?

We then made our way to the exit.

As soon as we closed the door behind us, the sounds of hammering and steam whistling started again.

Spike was wobbling a bit, so Twilight used her magic to take him on her back.

"Let me carry him." I approached and took him on mine.

She looked at me a bit surprised.

"It's nice of you to do that."

"Well, maybe we're not the same species, but you're still a girl, and I'm a man." Like a bawss.

She raised an eyebrow and rolled her eyes.

"Okay..."

Ha! Chivalry isn't dead!

We made our way to Ponyville in silence.

"Simon is really interesting; I'll need to borrow some of the books he mentioned." She said, breaking the silence.

"Yeah, and his machines are quite similar to those in my world."

"Oh? You never told me anything about your world!" She was excited again.

"Yeah, I promised Dashie to tell you two everything about my world when we got home, but Scootaloo got lost first."

She smiled at me.

I was still thinking about Craft. I know he's doing what he thinks is right, but still...

Should I talk to Dash about it?

"Don't worry, she's fine." she patted my leg to reassure me.

"Y-You're reading my mind now?!"

"Well, I don't need magic to see how troubled you are."

"Yeah, I know, but that meeting with her father was a bit... disturbing."

Yeah, it's not every day you’re stared down by the father of your girlfriend.

Even on earth.

Girlfriend?

Guh.

My fillyfriend? Oh, marefriend? My special somepony?

That's just weird.

She chuckled.

"What? It's not like he said he'll kill you or something." I turned to her in surprise.

"You heard tha-?!" Busted.

"N-No, I mean, not at all!" I forced a laugh.

I'm so dumb.

She looked at me a bit disoriented.

"He did that?!" I hadn’t said anything. But my nervous tone had given it away, and she’s smart enough to pick up on things like that.

"Oh my... I think you should talk to her about it. I'm sure she will find a way to reconcile you."

I groaned softly.

"I hope so."

We walked the rest of the way to Twilight's library under the quiet moonlit sky.

She opened the door and I followed her to her chamber to laid Spike in his basket.

We came back in the hall, and Dash was there, sleeping on the sofa.

She was cuddled and had my pillow between her hooves, her face deeply burrowed in it.

My heart skipped a beat at the sight.

I stood there looking at her and Twilight had to nudge me to attract my attention.

"Should we wake her? Or will you be sleeping on the floor tonight?"

"No, let her sleep, I'll be fine on the floor." I smiled to her.

Her horn glowed levitating a pillow and a blanket from a shelf upstairs.

She gave them to me and I nodded.

"Thank you again Twilight." She smiled at me.

"Don't worry, but you have to tell me about your world tomorrow!" She was serious but I chuckled and nodded.

She smiled and turned, quietly walking up the stairs.

I dropped the pillow and the blanket on the carpet, right in front of the sofa.

She seems so peaceful.

I softly kissed her forehead.

I blinked, surprised by my own action.

I guess I won't be able to sleep much tonight...

I undressed and got myself comfortable under the blanket.

I closed my eyes, trying to put a bit of order in my brain.

Everything's going so fast.

I can't even remember of everything that happened since I wo-

Some movements cut me of my train of thoughts.

She sneaked under the blanket, crawling from my feet and traveling upwards and stopping while sticking her head out of the blanket.

"O-Oh, I woke you up? I'm sorry." Our faces were close.

Really close.

It was pretty dark, but I was still able to discern her glistering eyes looking right into mine.

She briefly brushed her muzzle against my nose.

I could feel my entire strength failing me again.

And I think she could feel it too because she giggled and grinned, her habitual teasing look locked on me once again.

She leaned forward and gently placed her lips on mine.

I softly moaned, and she broke the contact straight away.

She gave me another quick peck.

And a third.

That's too much.

"J-Just kiss me already!" She giggled.

"Oh, it's funny?"  I looped my arms around her shoulders and forced her lips on mine.

She moaned in surprise and closed her eyes as she felt my tongue making its way between her lips to find hers.

The taste of the cider was still there.

I kept kissing her like that for several seconds before breaking off.

"You're not giggling anymore?" I playfully whispered while grinning at her.

She raised an eyebrow.

"Oh yeah? What about that..." She rushed forward and kissed my neck.

Her right hoof was twiddling on my shoulder and her left one was gently caressing my right ear.

Why am I so sensitive there?!

I looped my right arm around her sides to caress her.

She jolted in surprise and her rump fell on my waist.

She giggled but kept the kisses on my neck.

I looped my other arm around her neck and started to softly brush her mane.

"You're so warm... A-And you smell so good..." She sighed, her hot breath caressing my skin.

She slowly lowered the kisses, going from my neck to my shoulders and making its way to my chest.

I moaned softly as I felt her tongue roll on my nipple.

Her crotch was now right on my tenting boxer.

"D-Dashie, ehmm... this is going a bit too far..."

She looked up at me quizzically.

She dropped her stare on her crotch and grinned.

She grabbed my hands in her hooves, using them as a support to slightly lift herself up.

She started to rub her hindquarters on my boxer.

Oh god.

It was weird at first but as she was riding me, I felt her now soaking excitation warming my crotch.

And the expression she had while looking at me was doing its job.

I felt the beatings of my heart accelerate more and more as she was looking at me, breathing heavily and biting her bottom lip.

She softly moaned, quickening and hardening the movements.

She then let out a whimper, throwing her head backwards and quivering as she tried to stifle an orgasm.

Too far my ass...

She's so hot right now.

My boxers was now drenched.

She flopped on my chest and sighed contentedly, still heavily breathing.

"Well... You had your fun but..." My boner was beginning to hurt from the lack of proper attention.

"It's my turn now." I whispered softly and she just slowly nodded.

My grin began to fade, seeing her not mowing for several seconds.

I saw the gentle rise and fall of her shoulders and she just sounded... asleep.

"Dashie? You're asleep? Seriously? Now?!" FUCK NO!

Author's note: NO SEX AGAIN! Or maybe a bit.

I'm late again it seems.

I finished that chapter yesterday, but was hoping my editor would be able to look at it.

But bad luck, I didn't saw him today either, so I'm posting it anyway.

What's best? Make you wait and got a perfect chapter, or should I post them anyway? Or maybe put a "non edited" quote after the name of the chapter or something? For those of you who can't wait.

Thanks again everyone for your favs :)

Edited by FlyLikeAPegas! Give him hugs!

Reworked on 09/11

Author's note²: OH GOD.

ALL THAT FEEL.

I need a fuckin picture of Dash in this very moment for my cover art.

Oh god, that would be like, so awesome.

Or maybe it'd be too explicit for the site? D:

And more sensual moments in the next chapter.

Oh gosh, this will be fun.

Anyway; Murggs are coming from a game I played and loved many years ago.

If you know where it's from, I'll let you bear my child.

If not, well, it's never too late.

PS: Finished at 08:15 AM. So, there might be some grammatical errors and such, too tired to reread everything, will do that when I wake up.

/kisses on the neck.

Chapter 16: "I KNEW IT!" Reworked on 13/11

I opened my eyes, letting out a loud grunt.

"Oh damn, what time is it..." The first’s sunrays are illuminating the hall.

Dash was peacefully cuddled on my chest.

I can't believe I slept at all.

With my boxers soaked like that, my mind running in circles and her sleeping on me...

"One of us got some rest, at least." The only visible parts of her were her mane, ears and the tip of her wings.

She is so serene. I can feel my heart swell just by looking at her peaceful form.

I slowly ran my left hand past her mane and slowly brushed the gap on her back, right between her two wings.

Her body slightly quivered at my touch.

Don't try to play cute right now; I'm really angry, you know?!

Her right ear twitched and she raised her head, letting out an adorable yawn.

She slowly looked around, displaying a ruffled bed-mane and two sleepy half-opened eyes.

She blinked and sat up on my belly when her look met mine.

"What am..." She gasped loudly, and her eyes rolled in her orbits, going from left to right as if trying to put the pieces together.

"By Celestia's beard."  She blushed furiously, hiding her face behind her hooves.

"Is something wrong?"

She moved her hooves away, peeking at my worried stare.

"D-D-Did we... I mean, did I... Oh horse apples, I can't believe it! It was a dream, right?!" I raised an eyebrow.

"Did you what? Did you used me to get off and fell asleep, leaving me with the hardest blue balls I've ever had?" She gasped, horrified by what I just said.

I can't believe she thought it was a dream...

"Yeah, you quite did that."

"I-I-I'm sorry! I- It was the cider! I swear I-I just don't know why I did that!" She was still blushing, but she seemed more worried than embarrassed.

"Don't be angry! P-Please, I-I'll do anything you want! J-Just, don't be mad at me..." She didn't know where to put herself.

What did she just say?!

I could feel a grin forcefully spreading its way on my face.

"I dunno... I nearly didn't sleep because of this, and you really don't seem sorry at all..."

"Anything, you say?" She frantically nodded.

There are so many dirty things flowing in my mind right now.

I'm a fucking pervert.

I slapped myself mentally.

"Kiss me." She blinked.

"Just kiss me. And maybe I'll forgive you." She quizzically looked at me, still trying to understand my last words.

I grunted.

"You weren't so shy last night..." She blushed again.

"O-Okay..." She leaned forward, clumsily pressing her lips on mine.

Guh, still the taste of the cider.

She broke the kiss.

"I-It's just that... I thought you would be mad at me and all..."  She whispered while looking away, seeming sorry about this.

"Be mad at you? About falling asleep? This isn't enough for-" She shook her head.

"N-No, I didn't mean that... I thought you would be mad at me because... Well, you know, it's too fast?" She still seemed sorry but was now looking right at me.

"Oh my, just look at you..." I looped my arms around her, my right hand softly stroking her cheek and my left one stopping on her neck.

"You don't have to feel sorry about... That. At all." I delicately caressed her fur using my thumbs.

She smiled in response.

"Of course, it's going fast. Really fast, but..."

"I just can't be angry about something like that. And, to be true..."  I sighed.

"I-I like it that way. I passed the whole night thinking about this." She wasn't sorry anymore.

She was just grinning.

"A-About the way you kissed me and..." She rushed forward, giving me a brief peck on the lips before lowering them to my jaw.

She stopped, waiting for me to finish my sentence.

"And?"

"No-Nothing." She grunted and resumed the kisses.

Her soft, warm and moist kisses.

"That's enough kisses, T-Twilight should be upstairs you know..."

She lifted her head to look at me, her wicked grin still on.

"That's why it's even funnier."

I blinked.

"I-Eh..." I gasped as I felt her tongue roll down my neck.

Too hot.

"S-Soo, how was the party? A-After we left, I mean." She loudly sighed, annoyed by my change of subject.

"Well, it was a mess."

"Cheerilee came in and nearly screamed when she saw Fluttershy clinging on Big Mac. She lectured him, saying that there are places more suited for that and all. I think I've never seen Mac so embarrassed." She giggled thinking at the scene.

"And Shy' just fell asleep on the ground."

Cheerilee!

Damn, I didn't have the time to talk to her at all during the party...

"Who's Cheerilee?"

"She's the teacher of Ponyville's school. She's really kind, and smart. And she got awfully close to Big Mac after Hearts and Hooves day."

"Oh, what happened?"

"Well, the CMCs made her and Big Mac drink a love potion. I don't know all the details, but the potion was actually a love POISON, and the CMC eventually found a cure. But from then, they still exchange a glance from time to time. They think nopony knows anything, but it’s pretty obvious."

"Rarity told me they all were in school together and that even then, there was something between them but..." She was brushing her muzzle down my neck from time to time while caressing my chest with her left hoof.

"And about Fluttershy? Is she in love with Big Mac or something?" Poor Fluttershy.

I hate love triangles.

"Shy?! Nahh! She's just clingy when she's drunk. When we were in flight camp together and had our first drinks, she latched onto the first stallion that got within reach. It's pretty funny actually."

"Oh, okay." She was stroking my right pectoral.

I couldn't help but smirk at the sight.

She stopped at my nipple and lifted herself to have a better look.

"What?" She slightly cocked her head and pulled it.

"Gah?! What are you doing?!"

"Oh, sorry! But, what's that?"

"My nipple? Aren't ponies mammals?" She raised an eyebrow.

"Yeah but... I mean, why do you have them?" It was my turn to raise an eyebrow.

"Uh? Why? W-Well, when a female human is pregnant, and about to give birth, she produces milk for the baby, and the nipple is used to feed the baby..."

"N-No! I meant, only girls have nipples, right?! Does that mean you're a girl?!"

I chuckled.

"What?! No! I swear I'm a full-fledged man! It's just than even males have nipples. I don't really know their purpose though, but they're still there."

She sighed in relief.

"Phew, I like this better..." She rubbed my nipple.

"S-Stop that!"

"Why? I'm just checking something..." She had a toothy grin.

"Checking what?!" I pushed her hooves away using my hands but she forced their way back.

"Aha! They're getting hard!"

What the fuck?!

"What the hell are you doing?! S-Stop touching them!" She leaned forward, placing her head mere inches away from mine and gave me a sultry look.

My heart skipped several beats.

"Why? You like it, don't you?" I could feel the hot breath escaping her muzzle at each and every of her words caress my lips.

"After all..." She closed the distance, softly kissing me before immediately backing away, allowing her to finish her sentence.

"You love my kisses, and...?" Her right hoof was still circling around my nipple and she lifted her left one in direction of my forehead.

I blinked when I felt it grab my horn.

"D-Dash..." I inhaled deeply, trying to keep my mind clear but to no avail.

"T-Twilight! S-She could come down a-anytime." I was having a hard time composing the words, let alone saying them.

"Come on! We're just cuddling..." I gasped when her hoof made its way from the top to the base of my horn.

"And we still could say we're doing science stuff or something." She snickered.

"I-I'm not sure if she'd be so happy about it or-" She hushed me with a kiss.

I wailed softly in surprise and she grunted, her lips still against mine.

"Damn! You're such a killjoy. Try to relax a bit already..."

"W-What?! You intend to fall asleep and leave me like that again?" I chuckled.

Her teasing face faded to a serious one and she pinched my left nipple.

"Ah!" I tried to manifest pain, but I let out a whimper instead.

She raised an eyebrow at my reaction.

"What was that?" She grinned and pinched it again.

I turned my head aside, trying to hide any reactions my body would display.

"You just moaned!"

"N-No! And stop touching my goddamn nipple!" I tried to stop her right hoof but she used her left one and her wing to stop my two arms.

Guh, how could her wings be so strong?!

Fuck, that's cheating.

"Uh-uh, you totally moaned." I grunted and turned my head to the right once again.

She snickered and leaned forward, brushing the end of her muzzle against my left ear.

"That was kinda cute..." She let go of my arm and grabbed my horn back while lowering her head to nibble at my neck.

I had to close my eyes to not be overwhelmed by all of her sudden attention.

I wrapped my arms around her, my left hand softly stroking the back of her neck and my right one's fingers tracing her cutie mark.

She let out a happy sigh and lifted her head to kiss me.

I wasn't trying to resist anymore.

I didn't want to.

She cocked her way to the side, giving her tongue more force and allowing it even deeper.

After several seconds, she broke the kiss and lifted herself back using her wings to sit on my belly.

We were panting heavily and wildly grinning while looking at each other.

My chest was on fire, and I couldn't think of anything else anymore.

Only her, and that she had me right where I wanted to be.

The desire we felt for each other was clearly visible by the drops of sweat sneaking down our bodies.

I gulped and hid my eyes behind my right forearm, trying to escape her stifling stare.

She leaned backward pulling her right hoof behind her, pushing the blanket aside.

She smirked and dropped her hoof on my manhood.

I gasped in surprise as I felt her hoof starting to caress it from the tip to the base.

I was doing my best to force my arms to stop her or something but, after a night of neglect I found it increasingly difficult to hold back.

More than that, my hips were betraying my thoughts by slightly bucking upwards each time her hoof made its way to my tip.

She giggled.

"Seems like you're having fun? I swear I'll do my best to stay awake this time." She whispered before chuckling again.

She stopped the movements and slipped her hoof below the waistband.

I gasped once more when I felt the softness and the coolness of her hoof against my tip.

She picked up the up and down motion.

"D-Damn..."

I started rubbing her belly with my right hand and used my left one to hold and caress her neck.

Her grin widened.

I slowly lowered my right one and stopped when my thumb brushed against one of her nipples.

"Oh? Look at what we got here..." I started to trace circles around it, before delicately pinching it.

She bit her lower lip to stifle a moan.

"Your turn to moan." I chuckled, teasingly looking at her.

She didn't answer but she strengthened her grip instead.

I grunted.

Let's play a bit then!

I resumed the descent of my right hand.

I could clearly feel the warmth and moistening coming from her wet spot and she was shaking from excitement.

She gasped and moaned again when my thumb found its way inside her slit.

I started rubbing the tip a bit in rhythm to her strokes.

We kept our mutual strokes and rub several seconds while looking at each other.

My left hand eventually made its way to her cheek, slowly caressing it with my thumb.

She turned her head and took my thumb in her mouth, sucking and licking it delicately.

I let out an agonizing grunt.

"D-Dashie?" My voice was trembling, not only from arousal, but also from the fear of what I was about to ask.

She glanced down at me, panting and her cheeks flushed red.

The animal humane society would have a field day if they knew what I was about to say.

"I-I think I'd like... W-Well, you know... A bit m-more." I was nearly mumbling.

She snickered.

I could nearly feel the blush reddening my face if not for my member screaming for even more attention.

She let go of my rod and leaned forward, stopping beside my ear once again.

"Try to ask nicely..." She playfully whispered before getting back on my belly.

I don't think I've ever been more aroused in my entire life.

And I'm pretty sure that it was written all over my face because, even if she was grinning, her cheeks surely were as red as mine.

She flapped her wings and sat beside me.

"You should move that cloth. It's getting in the way..."

I nodded and rushed forward to tear it off.

She looked away, a bit embarrassed when she saw my now free and throbbing member.

A week ago, I never would've thought of being so hard because of a pony...

But this thought left my mind as soon as I felt her hoof touch my leg.

"D-Dashie, I-" My sentence was cut short by the noise of a pony coming down the stairs.

We looked at each other, aghast by the situation, and everything happened in a flash.

Twilight came down while brushing her mane.

"Oh, h-hi Twilight! D-Did you slept well?!" I was trying my best to keep my composure.

Dashie, on reflex, took the blanket and pulled it over herself hiding her from view… right between my legs.

Another fucking stupid situation.

Where am I?! In a hentai or something?!

Twilight smiled, seeing I was already awake.

"Hi Max, yeah, yesterday was kind of a tough day, that night called for some serious beauty sleep." She giggled a bit.

"Where's Rainbow Dash?"

"I-I don't know, she wasn't here when I woke up..."

I took a quick glance to my right and gulped when I saw my boxers, laying a few feet away from the blanket.

Fuck.

"Oh! She should be working at Applejack's farm! You know with what happe-AOUCH!" I felt something pinch my hind leg.

Twilight looked at me in surprise.

"I-It's nothing! I have a little cramp!" I forced a chuckle.

What the fuck was that?!

She giggled a bit.

"So you haven't told her about your little 'talk' with her father yet?"

Fuck! I nearly forgot about that...

"N-No, and I don't want to worry her with something like that."

Oh, I'm evil....

"In retrospect, it wasn’t all bad, he even smiled back when I told him I’d do everything I could to make his daughter happy." REVENGE.

"And I swear it wasn't idle talk." Twilight raised an eyebrow, a bit surprised by what I just said.

"W-Well, I hope so... After seeing how you were drooling at her when she was asleep yesterday." She said with a smirk on her face.

What?! Twilight's teasing me too?!

"I-I wasn't droooo-WHAT THE HECK?!" Twilight jolted at that.

Dashie softly grabbed my crotch

WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING NOW?!

"I-I'm sorry Twilight, it's that c-cramp again, and I hate cramps! Hahah!" OH FUCK.

Dash was jacking me off, slowly but surely.

Why now?! THAT MARE!

It took me several seconds to think about something to say. Anything to keep my mind working.

"A-Anyway, I-I wasn't drooling!" That's sooo lame.

She giggled.

"Don't worry! It's okay! You already told me you're in love and all..." The smirk on her face reflected the joy she was feeling while teasing me.

"I didn't -OH MY GOD?!" I bit my right fist to stop the sounds from escaping my mouth.

There was something wet, warm and soft coiling around my dick.

That sneaky mare! I need to get Twilight out of here ASAP.

But it felt good that I was nearly shaking from each movements coming from under the blanket.

"A-A-Anyway Twilight."

"Y-You're up early! I-Is there a reason?" Oh my god.

She was a bit troubled by my strange behavior but decided to let it be.

"Y-Yeah, Spike already left for Rarity's boutique, so I thought I could use this morning to take a walk around town and buy some groceries." She was looking at me a little skeptically.

"You're sure you're alright? You're not hurt or something?"

"I-I'm alright! Don't worry at all! I-I'm just bad with cramps and all!" Don’t moan. Don’t moan. Don’t moan!

Dashie will pay for this.

Vengeance will be mine.

"Well.... You want to come along?"

"I-Ehhhh No, No thanks! I-I think I'll just stay here and... Take a shower! That's it! A COLD shower!" Oh god I'd like to right now.

It's getting BAD.

REALLY BAD.

"Okay... See you later then!" She took her saddlebag and made her way outside, waving me goodbye before closing the door.

I waited several seconds to be sure to not be heard.

"DASHIE?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!" I pushed the blanket away to see the cyan mare grinning evilly at me.

"D-Damn! What if we get caught?!" I wasn't really angry of course, but still yelling.

She playfully giggled and kept stroking me.

"Well, we didn’t get caught! You don't like it?" My heart skipped a beat again.

She's going to force a heart murmur at this rate.

"So... Should I stop?" She stopped and looked at me.

"N-No, don't stop now..." I groaned.

She smirked and raised an eyebrow.

"P-Please?" She snickered.

"You're downright evil." I whispered softly while hiding my face behind my hands.

She kissed my tip.

"Maybe, but you're in love with meee..." She playfully said before starting to lick me again.

"Dash..." I groaned again.

"H-How could I not be?" I sighed heavily and leaned back on the ground.

"You're just so... amazing."

She sighed too before wrapping her lips around my shaft.

She started to slowly bob her head up and down, all the while coiling her tongue around my entire length.

How could she even do that.

I was feeling everything, from the softness of her lips, to the warmth of her tongue.

That and all that happened before was getting too much.

"D-Dashie, I'm getting close..." I was breathing heavily and my heart was beating so hard I thought it would explode straight through my chest.

She looked up at me, eyes sparkling, my dick still completely engulfed by her mouth.

She slowed the up and down movements but started to twirl her tongue around my tip.

"I-I'm coming!" She didn’t lift away, and I was paralyzed by the jolts of pleasure traveling through my lower parts.

I just dropped my hands on the carpet, grabbing it as hard as I could and moaned loudly.

It was an orgasm like none other, and the best by far.

I could feel my balls clenching against the base of my dick, getting emptied by the, still assaulting tongue.

She was swallowing everything she could while looking straight at me.

But I guess she was surprised by the amount I let out because some escaped her mouth from a gap between her lips and my flesh.

She lifted her head, letting my tip go and gulped loudly, swallowing everything.

But she didn't stop there and rushed forward, sinking my whole length down her throat.

I gasped loudly at the contact.

"Fuck! Dashie!" I grunted as I felt her head bob up, letting the whole length of her tongue run against my over-sensitive tip.

"Oh my god, this is so go-" I stopped my screaming when I heard the main door opening.

“Oh, Max I forgot to tel-“

Twilight and the entire fabric of time seemed to freeze.

She was standing there, slowly recognizing what was going on, Dash still oblivious, head between my legs.

Dash bobbed her head up, letting my dick go and turned her head, following the direction of my horrified stare.

She had drool and a bit of semen slowly running down her muzzle.

Twilight blushed violently, eyes darting back and forth from Dash to my exposed manhood and back again.

"I-I-I-I'M SORRY!" She fainted, collapsing on the floor.

"Twi'?!" Dashie yelled while trotting over to her friend.

Leaving me naked and exposed, still shaking with pleasure from Dashie’s mouth.

I KNEW IT!

I FUCKING KNEW IT!

Author's note: HERE IT IS!

OH MY GOSH.

I'm going to hell for something like that; I hope my family will NEVER read that.

And thanks again for FlyLikeAPegasi, an amazing guy, and an amazing editor!

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And thanks to him again for that picture! Give him HUGS!

He took some hours to make this, so comment it as much as my chapter!

Thank you again everything!

Reworked on 13/11

Author's note²: OH GOD.

There it is! Our first sex scene.

These are so fun to write, you can't imagine how much I laughed the first time I wrote that.

And +1k words of details and dirty poetry.

At least I hope <3

And sorry about the time this one took me, I just have another fanfic in head, about Tiara and a bodyguard.

Dunno if I'll write it someday or something.

And dunno if it'll be a one shot or a ~10chapters long.

But this will be clop. And femdom ofc.

But I'm not sure if I have enough skills to successfully write a pure clopfic.

And ofc the 3rd season opening.

That was awesome, but that fucking sombra.

Was that a real threat?! I mean, even prince Blueblood was more charismatic...

Anyway! Thanks again everyone!

/kisses on the tip.