Jack Stellar. That was my name before I was abducted by aliens. At least, I think that's what happened. Look, all I remember is that I was walking home, looking at the night sky, when BOOM! Knocked out cold with a flash of light, next thing I know I'm staring at a group of technicolor horses and imprisoned by said technicolor horses. Not that they believe me, but I tell them the same thing I do every time! They insist my name is Nightmare Moon or something like that, but I don't even know anymore. They also insist that I'm some evil tyrant queen so thinking that they're crazy might not be that far off. So, yeah, you think your problems are bad, I'm about to be executed when I can't even walk straight! Throughout this whole ordeal, I at least get to die under the moon…