Anon's Chocolate Milk

by Cloudvents

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Random, Sex
Length: 935

Anon is having a great morning when twilight shows up looking for something and later begins to do something anon will never for give her for. Mess with his chocolate milk.

Anon is having just a regular morning in equestria eating breakfast when twilight comes over to retrieve something she left last week while anon searches for it twilight begins a most devious deed.

This is based on that ridiculous thread up there that I came upon in my travels that inspired meet to type this out.

There will be a little lewd things in her but not to much, no sex at all though it is implied.

Published 2014-11-25 03:10:08 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-25 03:10:08 UTC

The First Glass

Anon woke up in the morning like every other human in equestia and put his pants on like every other pony one leg at a time....if ponies wear pants that is.

Either way Anon usually ate his cereal of applejacks courtesy of his dear friend applejack in the morning, every morning with his secret stash of bacon from the griffon kingdom given to him every once a month by princess sunbutt.

But every breakfast wouldn't be complete without a drink,but what drink would Anon have on this morning?

Orange juice,milk,tea,redbull,cola,blue berry vodka?!

No,none of the above(maybe blue berry vodka but that's for another story),instead Anon decides to drink from the sweet nectar of the gods themselves with a cool refreshing glass of chocolate milk!

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Why you looking at me, I didn't choose what he wanted to drink.

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Wait, what?

.......

I-I did?

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Well apparently I did choose what he should drink...so...my bad.

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Where was I...OH right anyway.

Anon had just finished all the bacon on his plate and half of his cereal and is now about to drink the sweet nectar that is chocolate milk when.

KNOCK KNOCK

"Now who would come to my house at this ungodly hour?"Said Anon as he put his glass down and walked to the door.

Once anon gets to the door he opens it to none other than the newly appointed princess of friendship sparklebutt, AKA Twilight Sparkle, element of magic, protecter of equestria yadda yadda yada.

"Good morning anon how are you doing today?"Said twilight with her scheming scum bag fac-I mean adorkable glee filled face.

"Well I was about to finish breakfast, but I have a feeling you came here to get something back from me."

"W-what noo what would make you think that?"

"Twilight the only times I can think of when you come to my house is when pinkie's throwing a party here or that I have something you want, besides lets not forget the time you left a "Toy" in my dresser when pinkie threw that anything goes party a few weeks back."Said Anon with a shudder.

"I-I keep telling you that It wasn't mine!"Said Twilight with a blush on her face.

"Yeah sure keep telling yourself that,anyway what did you leave here this time?"

"Well I left my book "Poker 101" last week we had poker night at your place and I was wondering if you had it?"

"Yeah I still have it, by the way is rarity still mad that I won her platinum pearls last game that week?"

"Well I think the fact that on the way over here she told me to call you a disgusting hairless ape means shes still mad....your a disgusting hairless ape."

"Well that wasn't necessary at all that was just mean."Said anon a little offended.

"Yes it was and I'm sorry and is that book around here?"

"Yeah just give me a minute to find where I last put it." Said Anon as he let twilight inside and began the search.

As twilight walked in she took in the regular anon flare of his house, the usual couches and sofas in the living room, the bookshelf filled with many wonders that anon would allow her to read through on rare occasions, a coffee table in the middle of it all with a few knick knacks on top of it, and finally for some strange reason on the wall where a television would be was an old framed Dominique Wilkins poster and when asked by her or one of the others why he would sit on the couch and watch a poster all day he would reply "Fuck off I love this poster".

As twilight entered the kitchen she noticed that anon had left a full glass of chocolate milk on the table.

Twilight shuddered a bit as the memories of discord before he was reformed flooded her mind when he made it rain chocolate milk.

But another thought came to twilight when looking at Anon's glass of chocolate milk.

Revenge!

Anon had been teasing her about the "toy" among other things a lot longer than usual and had wanted to get a little payback and this seemed to be the perfect way to get her point across.

Twilight looked at the glass of chocolate milk with excitement as she slowly lifted her hoof and pushed the glass over until.

TINK SPLASH

"Oops~"

As the contents of the glass spilled onto the table and dribbled off the table to the floor twilight watched with a glee full smile and wide eyes.

"Hey twilight I found the book that you wan-"

Anon stopped talking and stood shell shocked at the contents of the kitchen table spilled on the floor and turned to twilight who had a face filled with no regrets for what she did.

"This is about the "Toy" isn't it?"

BONUS

Pinkie pie was taking hopping around ponyville saying hi and hello to all her friends of ponyville and having a splendid time at least until she felt something was off.

It started with a little uneasy feeling until it grew rapidly and more and more until she heard something that made her heart stop.

TINK SPLASH

"There is a disturbance in the force!"Said Pinkie as she began to shed a tear of misery over what had just transpired yonder Anon's house.

So with cat-like reflexes she began to spring from ground to wall all the way to Anon's house to mourn the loss of a dearly departed somehow leaving cat paw prints where ever she landed.