Plump, Prodigious, Ponderous Posterior Poetry
Limericks by necessity
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The quite pedagogical Twi
Tried to use science on a guy
She wished biology,
Went with psychology,
Then all he could do was cry
Pinkie Pie
An orgy is like a party
And Pinkie can party hearty
She will gobble and ride
And take it inside
And all of these favors are free.
Applejack
She can buck the fruit from the trees
And suck a stallion to his knees
Very dainty and clean,
Always pristine
A country lass, eager to please.
Rainbow Dash
She's cooler by twenty percent
She has quite the sexual bent
The swift acrobat
Drains in ten seconds flat
With a temper quite prurient.
Rarity
There was a mare named Rarity
Who had a bit of vanity
A sweet little miss
A bit of a priss
But her bed was a place of polyandry.
Fluttershy
Shy and the color of butter
And apt to speak in a stutter
She's a secretive slut
With a mile-wide butt
Which makes her a capable rutter.
Princess Celestia
The greatest of any suns
Are the ones impressed on her buns
With a shimmy and shake
She makes a 'fleshquake'
And the sight of it always stuns.
Princess Luna
Moving her moon across the skies
She captures all the eyes
So full and so round
But glories truly abound
The greatest between her thighs.
Discord
A man, too, can have a monster ass
And also show off lots of sass.
Dressed like a maid,
Looking to get laid
And when thrusting he wobbles that mass.
Author's Note
Everyone knows what a limerick is.
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