Chapter 1: Promotions

200 years before Princess Luna's banishment, there was a great war. This was not a war of blood, but pastries! This is the Story of the Confectionary War and 2 of it's most famous leaders.

KNOCK KNOCK! "Enter" replied a pink admiral in her quarters.

"Vice-Admiral Pie ma'am! I bear a urgent message from the 1st Lord of the Admiralty, Twilight Sparkle." said a Leftenant in a uniform that looked like a cupcake, and the hat looked like frosting.

"Thank you lad. You may take your leave." replied the Vice-Admiral.

"Aye aye ma'am!" retorted the Officer before leaving her quarters.

"Aye, let's see what this is about." questioned the commanding officer.

To her lordship, Vice-Admiral Pinkamena Diane Pie,  congratulations! You have been recommended for the rank of: Admiral! But, due to the new war, you are being promoted to Admiral of the Fleet, pink icing fleet! Please announce this to your crew ASAP. Also, I'll be sending 15 ships to the Equestrian Ocean, you are ordered to meet, and take command with 4 other Admirals, 2 Commodores, and 9 Post Captains.

"MARINE!" ordered the newly appointed officer.

"Get all crew to the main gun deck!" shouted her lordship.

"Yes ma'am!" replied the officer in a red velvet cupcake uniform with a strawberry frosting hat.

1 bell later

1 bell is equal to 30 minuets.

After all crew were gathered from, port to starboard side, Pinkie stepped up to a makeshift podium made from 2 cannons.

"Attention Lads and lasses! I have just received a letter from The Lord Admiral. I have just been promoted to Admiral of the Fleet! So due to this, I'll be recommending a Leftenant to Master and Commander to help me run this 140 cupcake gun, 1st rate cupcake of the line! 3 cheers to There Majesty's Ship Frosting!" ordered the officer.

"HURRAH HURRAH HURRAH!" screamed the crew in union, all throwing up there frosting hats. Including Pinkie who's was a golden yellow color.

"If you need me, I'll be in my quarters. Also, in 7 bells, all officers, including Midshipmen, report to my quarters for dinner and a meeting." retorted the Admiral.

Halfway across the world.

"Colonel Hooves ma'am, I have a message from General Dash!" said the private who just barged in during the Colonel's breakfast."

"DAMNIT! Always during my Blueberry muffin! Just, hand me the damned letter..." yelled the Colonel

"ye-ss ma'am." stuttered the poor private.

"Let's see here.." she replied.

Dear Colonel Derpy Hooves, you have been promoted to the rank of a Full General(4 stars), I suggest you have a small "gala" as the stupid velvet coats would say...

"Ah, buck! I hate getting a high command job." whispered the new general. "Lt. tell all officers that we will be having a party tonight to celebrate something..." said Derpy.

"Yes ma'am, Colonel." replied the officer.

"General, I go by general now..." retorted the General in sadness.