I am princess Lushikia Montinagra. I was born and raised as a goddess but no let me tell you the whole story before I jump ahead. I was none other then a normal earth pony named Lunira almost like Luna but I had a crystal sun placed on me as a cutie mark. Funny thing was I was getting all the cute guys but none had what it takes to convince me otherwise.
Ponyville
It was early morning when I had woken up to do my chores. Ahh being a farm girl was always good but no I was a crystal berry farmer. Much more profound job I could ever find. Unlike Warden with his show off of a wife kuno and between you and me, I was much more hard at work and was very productive. I had well a husband that was a changeling named Kalvin, why did I have a changeling named Kalvin? That'll be told to you in the long run.
"Kalvin honey can you come here please?" I asked in my most cutest of tones.
"I'm coming sweety just hold your horses!" Kalvin said with a snort. He was always the sort to not rush but in times I wonder where in god's green earth he got his attitude from.
Times get harder and harder and I feel like I'm going to be dead soon. Why did my lover always have to drain me of my love for him? Guess I'm getting in over my head at times. I wonder where I'd be without him though. Anyways as time went on he started to feel really bad for me. I kept telling him that I'm fine but he went off to ponyville and attacked ponies. I wasn't sure why he went but when I saw him he was laying on the ground and then the worst part of it came. The mane six, just great. Just then I noticed princess celestia and princess luna, then the mane six used the elements and blasted at him. I pushed him away and I screamed in so much pain that I thought I'd die.
Two days later
I was committed to the hospital as I wasn't going to make it at all but I said my farewells to him. I was saddened I couldn't stay with him but I promised one day I'd come back for him. I coughed and groaned in pain as it hurt to even breath and I soon died off.
Six years later
I came from the heavens above. My name now being Princess Lushikia Montinagra. I searched the land for my beloved Kalvin, calling out his name but I couldn't find him, maybe he was back at the hive? I had to at least try and find him and I wanted to let him know I was still alive but that would be a lie.
"Kalvin! Kalvin where are you?!" I screamed out in my regal tone of voice.
"I'm here near my hive!" Kalvin said. He looked very wary of me.
"It's me hon don't you remember?" I asked, my heart braking.
"I-I don't know. Can you help me remember?" He asked as tears fell from his eyes.
My heart broke even more when he started to cry, "I'm Lunira." I said and looked at him. He seemed to jump back.
"I-I thought y-you died!" He said as he was shocked.
"I am but I came from the heavens. I have a new life in heaven now but I told the gods I wanted to be here with you rather then having the good life." I told him as I came next to him.
I could see now he was happy to see me. I had protected him from being eliminated by the elements of harmony. Oooo if I get my hands on them I'll strangle them with my hooves.
I was mad as those elements of harmony attacked me but now I felt so much more powerful, like I could take on the world powerful. I never liked those element of harmony ever since I was a child. Not sure why, maybe my mom told me to never go around them? Oh well. I left to go to some other place like canterlot.
Canterlot
I was on my way to get some stuff like apples or some other fruit, excepts those god awful grapefruit. Nasty tasting stuff I tell you but if you want a kicken hard liquor I knew how to make it. Thanks to granny smith I added a hint of sugar, grapefruit juice, lemon juice, and some ginger into it. I shook it up in a mixing cup and poured it into a glass. I drank it and hoo boy for an alicorn I was feeling like a train just crashed into me. Drunk off my ass I'll tell you. When I made the stuff I was at my house, had the paper from granny smith for to make cider and so on. Anyways I was drunk off of my ass. Anyways I went off and bumped into Prince Blueblood.
"Hey watch where your going swine!" He snorted.
"Sworry sir *hic* I must of swirled into yor ways..." I said as I slurred my words almost incomprehensible.
"Auntie?" He asked.
"What? I'm NOT Celestia you jack ass!" I said in my regal tone of voice. That mention of Princess Celestia stopped me from my drunk state.
"I-I'm s-sorry ma'am" He said softly.
"I am MISTINGMARE MADNESS! You got anything to say about that? And yes I look like Princess Celestia what of it?" I snarled in my regal tone of voice which apparently scared him. Good I love to see that jack ass tremble.
Back in the forest[/i
I hated chatting with that god dam snotty prince. It's like talking to prince charming he sounded so much like a pompous girl from oh god knows were. *Huh were is Kalvin. Sheesh that changeling gets into so much trouble then he's worth. I hope they haven't killed him. I thought to myself, I better get over to ponyville now. I continued but stopped as I seen him against Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. Oh god dam it! Those ponies again? Well guess I should watch this unfold.*
