Princess Lushikia Montinagra a.k.a Mistingmare Madness: Princess Celestia Turned Nightmare Moon

I was mad as those elements of harmony attacked me but now I felt so much more powerful, like I could take on the world powerful. I never liked those element of harmony ever since I was a child. Not sure why, maybe my mom told me to never go around them? Oh well. I left to go to some other place like canterlot.

Canterlot

I was on my way to get some stuff like apples or some other fruit, excepts those god awful grapefruit. Nasty tasting stuff I tell you but if you want a kicken hard liquor I knew how to make it. Thanks to granny smith I added a hint of sugar, grapefruit juice, lemon juice, and some ginger into it. I shook it up in a mixing cup and poured it into a glass. I drank it and hoo boy for an alicorn I was feeling like a train just crashed into me. Drunk off my ass I'll tell you. When I made the stuff I was at my house, had the paper from granny smith for to make cider and so on. Anyways I was drunk off of my ass. Anyways I went off and bumped into Prince Blueblood.

"Hey watch where your going swine!" He snorted.

"Sworry sir *hic* I must of swirled into yor ways..." I said as I slurred my words almost incomprehensible.

"Auntie?" He asked.

"What? I'm NOT Celestia you jack ass!" I said in my regal tone of voice. That mention of Princess Celestia stopped me from my drunk state.

"I-I'm s-sorry ma'am" He said softly.

"I am MISTINGMARE MADNESS! You got anything to say about that? And yes I look like Princess Celestia what of it?" I snarled in my regal tone of voice which apparently scared him. Good I love to see that jack ass tremble.

Back in the forest[/i

I hated chatting with that god dam snotty prince. It's like talking to prince charming he sounded so much like a pompous girl from oh god knows were. *Huh were is Kalvin. Sheesh that changeling gets into so much trouble then he's worth. I hope they haven't killed him. I thought to myself, I better get over to ponyville now. I continued but stopped as I seen him against Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. Oh god dam it! Those ponies again? Well guess I should watch this unfold.*