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Scout  woke up on a giant pile of hay he then looked around and found 4 more guys covered in hay. As he kept looking around he found out he was in jail. Then he heard people talking upstairs he became very still and tried to listen in. But all he could make out was faint muffles then he saw 4 horse things come downstairs. He then heard the purple one start talking with weird drawn out words saying it in an unnecessary loudness. "H-E-L-L-O M-Y N-A-M-E I-S..." she was then cut off by scout saying.

"How about you stop talking to me like I just learned to walk you purple horned horse." It was then followed by the rainbow one from before charging at only to be stopped in a purple glow all the while yelling.

"LET ME AT HIM." He then watched her get pulled back all the while giving him the death glare.

Then the entirely white one with the sun on her ass walked up and said "how about we start this again my name is princess Celestia you are."

Scout then looked up and said "scout"

Celestia then said "no your name."

Scout then said but a bit more irritated "scout."

Celestia then gave up and said "ok then, this is Twilight Sparkle my student" she then pointed at Twilight "now then please can you tell me the name of one of your friends."

Scout then looked at her and said "no."

The rainbow one completely flipped out yelling "JUST LET ME AT HIM I CAN MAKE HIM TALK."

Celestia then said "why not."

Scout looked at her and said "cause I don't now these dummy's." Celestia then raised an eyebrow and all scout did was raise his arms. But just as she was about to say something else a hand shot out of the hay. The hand grabbed onto the nearest thing which was scouts leg and pulled the thing it was attached to up but also making scout fall down. As Celestia looked at the man she realized it wore an entire thing of armor that was black at least it looked like armor and had a lot of scratches and scars on his face.

Tom had woken up in a pile of hay he quickly shot a hand out and grabbed something trying to pull himself up. As he got up he realized he had grabbed onto what appeared to be a teenager but had a scent of blood on him. He turned his head to the side and looked at the weird horse things then one spoke up "hello I am..."

She was then cut off by Tom saying "I now your name I heard it under the hay pile even though I was knocked out, don't question it!"

She then said "okay then who are you"

Tom looked at her and said "Tom" he then looked at the teen on the floor and picked him up putting him on his feet.

He then looked at the thing called Celestia and said "how about this you tell us who all of you are what you do and what were doing here and why your a bunch of horses and well tell you who we are and what we do." He then started talking again saying "the reason I'm saying this deal is mostly because your gonna keep us here until you get every drop of truth out of us I now how stuff like this works."

Celestia then said "okay I am princess Celestia I control the sun and I look over my little pony's."

She then turned to Luna who started talking "I am princess Luna ruler of the night and dreams and I also control the moon."

She then turned to Twilight who started talking "I am Twilight Sparkle I own a library I am also Celestia's student and I am one of the elements of harmony."

She then turned to Rainbow Dash who said "I'm Rainbow Dash fastest flyer in all equestrian and also an element of harmony."

Celestia then looked at Tom and said "your turn."

He then said "short or long version.

Celestia then said "long."

Tom then said "okay so I am Tom I work at the Scp foundation I first signed up when I encountered an Scp. You see an Scp is a monster I'm not saying just something we fear like an alligator no. What I'm saying is statues that only move when you blink your eye. A decaying man that can walk through walls and takes you to a pocket dimension were he torments you until he finds it the right time to eat you. A creature that once you see its face it will track you down and kill you. It will rip through anything to find you even solid steel with its finger nails FINGER NAILS!" You see the foundation's job is to track down the things that go bump in the night and secure them never let the outside world see them its there job to save the world."

Twilight then said "I thought you said you wouldn't lie."

Tom then walked towards here and stared in her eyes though the bars and said "I wish I was." That's when a sudden gasp was heard and they looked towards a pile of hay were there was a man in a security outfit covered in sweat and started to look around.

Mike woke up in a pile of hay he let out a gasp thinking the mist still had him. He then looked up when a man that looked like he worked in the army walked towards him and filled him in on what happened.

The Horse named Celestia said "scout your turn"  Mike then walked over to a corner and sat back as he heard scouts story. Scout then began his story "it was a chilly night some wizard or something sent me flying for miles so when I landed I saw this girl so I.

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(Go to YouTube right now and type in that's a no no 2 or else you will not get the joke also my video thing isn't working so that's why I'm doing this.) And then he ripped my head off." Everyone stared at scout when he suddenly said "no wait that was last Thursday but if he didn't interfere I would have that girl."

Twilight then said " did you say you died."

Scout then said "yes I have this respawn machine." Mike then stared at him along with everyone else. Scout then said "fine I'll tell you, I'm a mercenary I kill people for a living. I've been doing it for years even though I still look 18 if it wasn't for that weird respawn thing id be 24. I've died so many times I cant keep track and the thing Is I don't care."

Everyone stared when suddenly Tom came up and patted him on the back and said "good job!" Giving him a thumbs up they then turned to Mike he new it was his turn.

He took a deep breath and started "I'm a security guard at Freddy's Fazbears pizzeria it may sound good and all but in a nutshell. The animatronics try to kill me at night they all have the corpses of dead children stuffed in them. And I have to Do five nights OF THIS EACH NIGHT GETTING HARDER!" He then took a seat back down and started breathing heavily that's when another woke.

Wilson woke up hearing a loud "just in time." As he looked up he saw an army man A REAL PERSON! He then hugged the army man and he filled him in. He was so happy not to be isolated on an island anymore.

He then remembered what the man named Tom said about the deal. He then coughed and started "I am a scientist and I was tricked into making a portal that took me to an island filled with monsters. There I had to survive by myself getting more insane each day. Having to keep trying not to starve and also having to make a fire every night because without it the things in the dark would get me. Not to mention constantly fighting monsters!" Once he finished he heard a rustling he looked to another hay pile and saw a man get up but he was made of cubes.

Steve woke up in a pile of hay with his stomach in serious pain but when he got up he screamed! Everything was CURVED THE CEILING THE FLOOR THOSE PEOPLE wait people. He got up and walked towards them when a man in a military suit filled him in. Steve then started his story wanting to get home as soon as possible. "I live in a world made of cubes..."

He was cut off by a purple unicorn who yelled "That's not possible"

Steve then said "well I thought curves were impossible." That shut her up "Alright now back to the story I live in a world made of cubes were monsters come out at night and you have to mine and craft to survive. In this world I come from a thing happens were you can choose to be alone in your world or with other people. I chose alone this is mainly because many people were I live from just want to destroy your stuff, steel it, or something else. I didn't want to take the risk so I wonder my world alone."

Twilight then looked at Steve and said " how can you live without friendship."

Then Steve said "I just do"

Celestia then said "can I ask why you had the weird mist thing."

All the humans looked at her all saying at once and kind of avoided her gaze Celestia then filled them in on what happened.

Steve looked at his belly and saw a scar he then started mumbling something.

Celestia said "do you know anything about this mist." They then told what happened leaving the ponies bug eyed.

Then everyone in that room heard a faint laughter and they all looked at scout who said "sorry I remembered this funny joke."