Portal to Another World

by MrHouston

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Adventure
Length: 1436

I must admit this is the craziest thing that has ever happened to me!

My name is Chase and I'm in the weirdest place on, what ever this world is. I woke up here and I don't know how to leave. A bigger problem ensues when I discover I've turned into a horse! I guess I better get use to being here. Cause, I don't think I'm leaving anytime soon.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-29 00:12:58 UTC

Where I'm I?

  I have to say, this dream I'm having is really realistic. I feel like I'm sleeping on grass and a critter is nibbling on my nose. I rolled around in the soft grass on my side trying to get comfy. I really didn't want to wake up, even on a Saturday. Jokes aside, I really started to feel itchy on my leg. The itchy felt like something was scratching at me and it really started to burn now. I fluttered my eyes to discover I wasn't dreaming, I woke up on a pathway in a forest, surrounded by critters crawling all over me. The rabbit that was chewing on my nose was this white little guy who was giving me a confused look. I was even more confused then he was! The rabbit then ran off into the forest. After trying to rap my head around what had just happened, I soon gave up and noticed something that made me scream so loud even god himself could hear me. My skin was light blue and my hair was pure black. Which is weird because I had white skin and brown hair. Needless to say, I was freaked out. I got up to discover it was hard to stand up. I no longer had hands but instead hooves!

"What the hell is going on?" I thought.

I didn't know what to do but with thought, "find out where I am." I walked or should I say, galloped, to a town that was on the other side of a small hill. I wooden post in the ground read, "Pony Ville" on it. I guess I came apon the town in no less then ten minutes. I have to say, for a colorful town full of little horses. It was really bizarre to see people giving you the stink eye. I kept looking around to see people closing their windows and going inside shops they clearly weren't going to. I was so confused by this, why were these things avoiding me? I didn't do anything wrong. I soon saw a huge tree house that could give my neighbor Zach a run for his money! The tree house was really huge I'm sure it could dwarf a two leveled house if it wanted to. I knocked on the door, hoping that someone would answer. No body did, but that didn't stop me getting tackled so quickly, I got the wind knocked out of me! I looked to see a pony the same tone of skin as me with rainbow hair also giving me the stink eye. Obviously she didn't know personal space because she was right on top of me staring into my eyes.

"Who are you?" she asked.

Not knowing what else to do I decided to roll with it. What else could go wrong right?

"My names Chase, yours?"

"How many did you kill?" she asked getting into my face.

This is when I started to get even more confused. Kill? Why would I kill anyone here? I don't even know anybody here!

"Your cutie mark" she said pointing to a hockey mask tattoo on my back leg.

The tattoo was familiar I'll give it that. It was Jason Voorhees, my most favorite horror movie slasher. If I could make an unsurprised anime face, I would. I tried to tell her this before the door to the tree house swung open and another pony came through telling the other to get off me. Bout time, I was about to go Ninja Gaiden on her ass.

"Rainbow! Calm down he isn't a killer." the purple one said.

"How could use say that Twilight! Look at his cutie mark!" the other said

I had no idea what they were talking about. By this point, I didn't care. I just wanted to know where I was and why. The purple pony eventually calmed the other one down as she helped me up. Her mane was a dark shade of purple with a stretch of pink in the middle. She also had a tattoo on her butt but it was like a star.

"Are you alright?" she asked.

"Yeah, yeah I'm fine." I answered.

"Sorry about Rainbow, she can get a bit intense sometimes."

" Um...I guess you can call knocking the wind out of me intense." I said rubbing my chest.

"Yeah, so where did you come from?" she asked giving me a smile.

I must admit, she was giving an odd feeling around her. A feeling like something out of this world. I wanted to know where I was so asked her, the answer I got. Wasn't what I wanted.

"Your in Equestria."

Answers, more than I wanted anyway.

  You'd think that a world full of ponies would be a little girls fantasy land, no. This place has some dark history behind it. The purple unicorn named Twilight told me so. Apparently, the blue one like me was named Rainbow Dash. Well I should have thought it was her name. Once inside the tree house, Twilight explained her world to me. A little to well to be honest. She told me about even a lord of chaos of some sorts. I hate to admit, I liked this world. Not because its like a little girls fantasy land, but it had inhabits that all wanted to kill each other and others. Besides the point, Twilight told me everything about this place. Every time I would look to the corner to my eye however, Rainbow Dash and a small Dragon like thing would be giving me an unsure look. You'd think they would trust me after their friend stood up for me. Though I'm guessing the tattoos on our ass's are symbols are for what that person or should I say pony is good at. Twilight has a star so I'm guessing she must be some sort of astronomer or teacher. Rainbow Dash is obviously good at flying almost half a mile an hour and crashing into everything she see's, but that's my opinion. If that is the case, then why do I have a Jason Voorhees mask? Who knows.

"So that about covers everything." Twilight finished.

"Anything else you want to know?" she asked.

"Um, no. No, I'm fine." I answered.

Unannounced to Twilight, I stopped listening after the part about the whole tattoo on the butt thing. A little voice then came behind me making it to where I almost cracked my neck.

"So, where did you come from?" he asked.

The question was so sudden I didn't know how to react to it. To tell the truth, I don't know myself. I answered truthfully seeing how it was my only chance to avoid anymore abrupt questions.

"I don't even know myself."

"What do you mean?" Twilight asked.

"I mean, I woke up in the forest not knowing where I was."

"I was in my room one day and next time I go to bed, I wake up here." I continued.

"Interesting." Twilight said rubbing her chin.

The room went silent for a minute. No body knew what to say. The conversation basically took its toll now the three of them know me. I must admit, I wanted to find a hockey mask to match my tattoo. Twilight then suggested to live here to the fullest because since she didn't know where I came from so she cant really help. I was pissed when she said she couldn't help. You can almost see the volcano erupting in my head. Twilight saw this and made a question that made my skin run cold.

"You should meet some ponies while your here!" she suggested.

I'm no biologist, but I'm pretty sure Its impossible to turn purple when your not chocking. I think it was because of my blue skin or something. When I blushed when she said that, my skin turned purple. I wasn't very good making friends as a kid so meeting almost a million would make me pass out. Of course, she persisted on it because when I refused, the doorbell rung. How that is possible, I don't know. When she opened the door, four other ponies walked into the room. Shivers shout up my spine when I found out all were girls. I wasn't very, how you say, good with the ladies. I messed up almost every girl I talked to and I always would get a slap in the face or being laughed at. On rare occasions, they would scream and run away. All I know is, this isn't going to be fun.