It wuz A bright sunday afternoon. Pinki Pah and Ranblo Darsh were stroking their neckbeards under A apple tree when Pinki Pah said,
"Hey Darshi! Stop stroking your neckbeard and look into mah eyes!", said Pinki Pah, eggsited.
"waaaaht do you waaaaaaaaahnt paynkaaaay?", said Ranblo Darsh, cunfuzzled.
"ITS UR BIRTHDAIIII, SILLEH LITTLE FILLEH!", Said the eggsited Pinki Pah.
"OMG UR RIGHT PINKI PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWH!", Screamed Ranblo Darsh.
"OMG AHM SOOOOOOOO EGGSITED!" They both screamed. Then proceeded to stroke eachothers Neckbeards.
"AAAAAAAWWWOOOOOOH YAAAAAAAAAAWH!", Moaned Ranblo Darsh in pleasure.
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Screamed Pinki Pah in pleasure.
They felt eachothers double chins, feeling every little part. Then proceeded to clop to what they were doing.
"WUUHCHYALLL DOEN?!?", Screamed Appul Jark, frightened at the sight of them touching eachother. She had never seen something so horrifying in her life. Clopping was her greatest fear. Thats why she never went on any websites with pony art anymore. She was so frightened that she threw of her "OBEY" hat, and her doritos and Mountain Dew. Hearing the frightened scream, Beg Mecantoesh ran for her. Sweat trickled down Pinki Pah and Ranblo Darshes necks, and then soaked up by their enormous neckbeards.
"Oh haaaaaaaaaaaay, Beg MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECantooooesh", said Ranblo Darsh, Worried.
"HARRBIDYDARDARFIDDYDARGETTYDISH (WHAT DA HEEEEEEEL ARE YOU DOIN')!", Yelled Beg Mecantoesh. Nobody could understand him, he spoke his own made up language, and cant teach us because he only talks in that language most of the time. We all think its a Appul family tradition. The appul family is all about their tradition and their beliefs and whatnot.
"Eh heh, yeh ok Mec. Nice day to you to", Said pinki pah.
"Pinkeh Paaaaaaaah, he sounded angraaaay. Why would he say that?!?", whispered Ranblo in Pinki's ear. Pinki Pah can be an airhead sometimes. Actually, mostly all the time. Kind of like an insensitive 8-year old.
"RAAAHBALOOFLEDOOFLEGIFFLEJIFFYPEANUTBUTTERCRECREFREFRE (I'm going to wreck you on Black Ops 2 And IRL mate!)!!!!", Said Big Mec, making the biggest frown possible. His frown horrified everybody, even the "totally" fearless Ranblo Darsh. She got through 5 nights at Freddy's 1 and 2, and that frown still horrified her.
"THATS PROBAAAAAAWWWBLEH BAAAAAAAD!!", Said Ranblo Darsh, spooked by his frowny face.
"SCRIBBBBLEFALIZLEFIDDYRIDDLEGRYSYGGYSIFLYSI (NOW YOU GONNA DIE YOU LITTLE PONY)!", screamed Beg Mec. Then he proceeded to attack us. He tried to smash us with his hooves, which made 3-inch holes in the ground whenever he attacked. His swift punches were hard to dodge, but they somehow managed.
"RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN TO THE 4CHAN, REDDIT, AND 9GAG ARMEH! WE NEED BECKUP!" Screamed Pinki Pah.
You awake to the sound of your alarm clock going off. Afterwords, proceeding to throw it across the basement of your home.
"Time to get ready for more god damn school", you say to yourself, still wondering what the hell you just dreamed about. Why was I dreaming about MY LITTLE PONY? And why was it so twisted? For the rest of the day, you were off. You weren't focused, Or nothing. Just wondering, "why was I dreaming about a 3 year old little girl show?". For the next few days, the events from your dreams kept getting into your mind. Awake, Asleep, whenever. To the point where you just had to look it up. You searched for hours. Days. Nights. Until you find a odd fanfiction.
It went by the name of "Ranbloz Burthdai Parti". It was EXACTLY like your dream. You start freaking out.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!", you scream.
Then you realize this fanfiction doesn't mean ANYTHING.
And there you have it folks. My story on how I became a Brony. Thank you for Listening.
They had miraculously got away from beg mec and Appul Jark, And now their neckbeards were soaked in sweat.
"We hev gawwwwwwwt to hurraaaay to get the 4Chan, Reddit, And 9Gag armies together befooooore they get their Appul Horses!" Said rainbow dash, tired and beaded with sweat.
"Okai Ranblo, time to hawp on mah Laptop", said Pinki Pah, who realized that she didnt bring it, but it appeared next to her.
"But... Gawd ain't real!", screamed Pinki Pah, now doubting her Atheism. Then, she hopped on it, went and got them contacted, and within 30 minutes they arrived.
Now, they had an army of fedora wearing neckbeards on their side.
"Ummmmm, Pinkeh Paaaaah, can I get an autograph *mphmgmph*", said one of them, sweating hard through his whole body with a little bludge in his pants.
"Eeeeeehhhhhhhhh, Later", said Pinki Pah. Once she got her Neckbeard Army together armed with Mountain Dew guns and Dorito Launchers, the Appuls appeared shortly after.
"NECKBEARDS, ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWK!!", screamed Ranblo Darsh as the battle started. To the left side of the appuls, we saw A battle tank the height of an apple tree with apple decor on it. On the right we saw Beg Mec, screaming his made up language that apparently the appuls could understand.
They were all armed with apple and apple accessories(Its almost like a reference or something), from just apples to apple pies to apple weapons such as Assault Rifles, mashed apple grenade launchers etc..
The neckbeards were slightly wrecking, some on the floor snifling and crying. Some were shooting dew and them, getting them sticky-ish from the dew and spraying them with doritos. The occasional person screamed at one of them "ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED", nobody got it but nobody thought anything of it.
After about 20 minutes, they got tired and ran away.
"WHEAAARE ARE ALL Y'ALL PUSSIES GOIN?!?",screamed Ranblo Darsh and Pinki Pah.
"Now, you learn your lesson" said Appul Jark as her army shot at her.
The last thing they thought of were their neckbeards and chins.
