Common Sense and Sexuality

by Black Jesuz

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Slice of Life, Human, Alternate Universe, Romance
Length: 4478

Being sexy is really hard, Rarity discovers. Especially when you have a airheaded boyfriend. My first clopfic

Being sexy is really hard, Rarity discovers. Especially when you have a airheaded boyfriend. One-Shot and Clopfic. Link to Source

[Rated M for adult themes and well…sex.]

….God, what have I done?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-27 19:50:04 UTC

Being Sexy is Hard!

Being sexy is really hard, Rarity decided as she surveyed her reflection in the bathroom mirror. She sent an acidic glare at particularly stubborn chunk of hair that just wouldn't curl, huffed, and then reached for her curling iron to try just one more time.

She'd spent the last two hours locked up in this tiny room, taking great care to go through every step of the excessive beauty regime Cadance and Applejack had shown her a few days ago, and so far, it was paying off. She certainly looked sexy, at least according to the beauty industry's standards. Her eyebrows were plucked, legs and underarms shaved, lips full, red and pouty, and eyes shaded in dark and mysterious colors. If only her damn hair would curl the right way!

There was a knock at the door and Rarity swore, almost dropping her curling iron in surprise.

"Are you almost done in there, Rarity?" Spike asked. She could hear the exasperation dripping from every word. "You never take this long to get ready."

"Just five more minutes, darling!" Rarity called, shaking the curling iron loose and letting her hair fall into place. Perfect, at last.

Spike sighed loudly. "Five minutes. I'm timing you."

"Okay," she replied, turning to inspect the back of her head to make sure she hadn't missed any spots.

She knew her tardiness was annoying Spike, but to be fair, he was the one who had shown up twenty minutes earlier than agreed upon for their date. Spike was under the impression they were going out to dinner for their anniversary, but if things went according to Rarity's plan, they wouldn't be leaving the apartment at all.

Tonight, Rarity was determined to lose her virginity once and for all.

Really, this momentous event in her womanhood should have happened ages ago. If she'd had a normal relationship with her boyfriend – one where she wasn't kidnapped or get corrupted by a crazy god of chaos or both of them didn't have to go on quests to save the world every six months – her virginity would've been long gone. But here she was, twenty-five and with her V-card firmly in hand three years into a very solid and committed relationship.

She didn't blame Spike for wanting to go slow. After what happened with Tirek and after losing Twilight he was utterly devastated. Those days.. were tough on both of us, throwing sex into the mix probably would have made it ten times worse.

Those days were behind them though, and Rarity was ready for a new chapter in their relationship.

"One more minute, or I'm coming in there."

"Almost ready!" Rarity called, touching up her lipstick and tossing the tube into her make-up bag. She reached for the heels sitting on the toilet and, pausing quickly to whisper a prayer to whatever god would make sure she didn't fall flat on her face when she walked, put them on the floor and slipped them on.

She glanced in the mirror one last time, adjusting the areas that needed it, and took a deep breath. She could do this. Getting her boyfriend to ravish her could not be more complicated than executing attack plan Omega in a phalanx formation.

Could it?

She shook her head, reaching for the door handle. Confidence was key, Luna had said, and confidence was something Rarity had in abundance. Although why she was taking direction from a virgin goddess who'd never ever had a boyfriend and liked to give advice taken from her constellations just to mess with her, she didn't know.

Holding her breath, she swung the door open and leaned against the door frame, all smooth and sensuous like she practiced the night before. Spike was fiddling with his tie, an intense look of concentration on his face, and he didn't look up until she cleared her throat pointedly.

"Finally. I don't know why girls take … "

He trailed off as he got a look at her. His eyebrows knotted together, a sure sign of confusion, and Rarity's stomach dropped down to her pointed heels. This was not going to go as planned.

"... you're not wearing clothes. Why are you not wearing clothes?"

"I thought that'd be clear, darling." Rarity said, trying to disguise the quaver in her voice. Standing in front of your boyfriend in nothing but a pair of heels was quite a bit more nerve wracking than facing down a manticore, especially since said boyfriend didn't seem to like the fact that she was stark naked.

"Um," Spike protested, apparently not at all phased by her nakedness. Or turned on, apparently. "I thought we were going out to eat?"

Rarity wrapped a finger around a curl and spun it around, just like Luna had told her to do. She hoped she didn't get it tangled in there. "I thought we could do something else instead? Something more... intimate?"

"But I got us reservations."

Yeah, this definitely wasn't going the way she wanted it to. According to Luna (and the constellations , which was apparently full of useless bullshit), Spike should've pushed her up against the bathroom door and making out with her already. Why was he staring at her like he'd never seen her before?

Rarity realized she had two options: she could blush like a maniac, slink back into the bathroom and ruin her make-up from frustrated tears, and make Spike feel like a jerk, therefore ruining the rest of the night. Or... or she could just make him realize what she wanted.

"Screw the reservations," she said in a most unRarity-like tone. She strode over to him, threaded her hands in the hair at the back of his neck, and pulled him into sultry, wanton kiss. At least she thought that was how those sorts of kisses were supposed to be described – the romance novels she'd borrowed from the library had all used the description.

If seeing her naked body hadn't gotten quite the reaction she wanted from him, feeling it pressed against him certainly did. Spike's hands snaked behind her, running up her bare back and Rarity moaned into his mouth, causing a shudder to run through his body.

"I want you," she murmured, pulling away and glancing up at him through her lashes. "And by 'want you,' I mean have sex with you. Preferably on the bed, but anywhere else would be fine and I could keep the heels on too – "

"Rarity," Spike interrupted with a laugh, and she blushed. Crap, she had ruined the illusion of sexy by rambling! She was doomed. "I get the point now."

"Well, I wanted to be sure! I came out naked and you certainly didn't get that hint! Sometimes your brain is so full of air – "

Rarity interrupted her again, this time with a searing kiss that literally made her knees buckle. Good thing his broad hands settled on her ass and lifted her up; she wrapped her legs around his waist and oh Celestia, she could feel him, hot and hard through his jeans.

"Doesn't mean I don't want you. You surprised me," he husked, kissing down her jaw, the stubble on his chin rubbing against her neck and making her tremble. He walked backward toward the bed, all thoughts of dinner and reservations finally forgotten, thank the gods. "I'll make it up to you, promise."

And he so did.

Spike was cut off as Rarity's lips met his own. It took him a minute to register what was going on but once he realized he was all game. His hands found their way to her hips and her hands grabbed his head, they were getting really good at this stuff. Spike tried to step backwards but ended up tripping himself and they both fell onto his bed laughing. Rarity was lying on top of Spike, and while Spike tried to ignore it the fact that she was lying on him, her breasts squished against his chest was driving him crazy. Unbeknownst to him Rarity was also going nuts; this was the closest they'd gotten yet. Rarity and Spike both subconsciously shoved those thoughts away at the same time and kissed. Rarity pressed against him, eager for his lips and their kiss deepened, Rarity sighed and Spike slipped his tongue into her mouth. Their tongues danced in perfect harmony, neither one trying to grab dominance, they were equal, and they were one.

They pulled apart only for air.

Spike looked into her sapphire eyes, stormy and infatuating, "I love you."

The words rolled out of his mouth before he could stop them.

Rarity smiled, "I've been waiting for that statement for a while now. I love you too."

Spike gave a breath of relief and kissed her again. Rarity kissed back, fiercer than before, but Spike didn't mind, he relished it.

His hands worked there way to her hips again and held tight, whilst  Rarity hands made their way to Spike's chest. They rubbed against Spike's undershirt and slid down to the hem, where they slipped under.

After so many years of monster training and fighting Spike had toned up nicely since Tirek's attack, his abs had hardened and become more prominent and his arms and gotten that lean muscle shape, he certainly was no body builder, more a modest muscular shape, like a swimmer and Rarity liked that just fine.

Rarity herself had matured very finely, her had grown taller, only an inch shorter than Spike. She had also filled out, her breasts had become even more supple over the past three years and matured, and she had officially gained that hourglass figure. Spike loved it.

Spike involuntarily sighed as he felt Rarity's warm hands against his chest and Rarity giggled. Spike smirked, two could play that game, he slid his hands lower until they rested on Rarity's butt and started to rub and squeeze it. Rarity moaned and look at Spike, she raised an eyebrow.

"Getting frisky, dear?" She asked.

Spike simply squeezed harder causing Rarity to groan and squirm at his touch.

"Well, it's hard not to with you on top of me." He replied, grinning.

Rarity scowled, "Two can play that game, Airhead."

"Bring it, Princess."

Rarity laughed. She slid her hands out from under Spike's shirt and they made their way down to his jeans, she rubbed around his crotch and Spike tried really hard not to groan. Rarity smirked and then slowly slid her hand down his pants until they reached his boxers where she felt something hard.

"Is that your gems in your pocket, Spike, or are you just happy to see me?" Rarity asked him.

Spike laughed, "Both Rarity, both."

Spike gave a groan as he felt Rarity's hand rub against his member from outside his boxers. She grinned in victory, but Spike wasn't down for the count. He released her butt from his hands and then slid his own hands up to her chest and proceeded to fondle her stark breasts. Rarity groaned and looked at Spike, scandalized.

"This is one battle I will not lose Spike." Rarity told him.

Before Spike could reply Rarity had stuffed her hands down his boxers and fully grabbed him. Spike gave a low moan as he felt her soft hands grip his member and start to slide up and down. Rarity herself was getting a little heated as she realized what she was doing to her boyfriend, not only that but Spike was bigger than she had thought, and she had thought about it a lot.

Spike, himself, though also refused to give in first and, like a pro,  grabbed her bare chest and started to give them a nice massage. Rarity moaned as she felt Spike twist and pinch her nipples. The "I love you" kiss had turned into an "I want you" kiss.

Their actions sped up, Rarity's hand picked up its pace and was now sliding up hard and fast against Spike and Spike's hands were getting rougher on her breasts.

"Oooh Spike. That feels nice." Rarity moaned.

"Good to know that I have such an affect on you." Spike teased.

"It's not you, it's your hands." Rarity said.

Spike scowled, "Good comeback."

Rarity laughed. She released Spike's member and withdrew her hands and sat up straddling his hips, she grabbed his wrists and removed his hands from her shirt. Spike frowned and opened his mouth to protest but Rarity placed a finger over his lips before he could.  Next, Rarity grabbed Spike's shirt and started to pull it off of him as well, Spike put up no resistance and soon he was topless too.  Rarity got back into the bed and kissed Spike again, for some reason a kiss when you're fully clothed and when you're naked feel completely different. Rarity hands reached down and unbuttoned Spike's jeans as well and they also slipped off so Spike was only in his black boxers and Rarity in nothing.

The feeling of Rarity's bare breasts squished against his chest was too good.

"Oh Celestia, I've dreamt about this." Spike groaned as Rarity grinded against him.

Rarity faked a look of anger, "You are such a pervert!"

Inside though Rarity was blushing, she had dreamt about this too, too often actually.

Rarity continued to grind against her boyfriend's now rock hard member, her womanhood soaked to the core and sliding easily against Spike's silk boxers. Spike, on the other hand felt he wasn't getting as much out of it as much as Rarity so he pushed her off and slipped off his boxers. For a second Rarity didn't move, just stared, Spike was bigger than she had thought.

"Um, Earth to Rarity. You there, could you stop staring it's making me self-conscious." Spike said to her.

Rarity tore her gaze away from Spike's cock and brought them back to his eyes. They always captivated her, they were such a beautiful green, like the warm seas that everyone enjoyed, yet deep as the ocean full of feelings, mischief and love.

"I really do love you, you know that right Spike?" Rarity asked him.

"I know. And I really do love you Rarity. How could I not, you're amazing." Spike told her.

Rarity blushed, "I'm not that hot."

Spike shook his head, "It's not that, you're hot, really hot, don't take it that way. But what I mean is you're amazing because you're you, you're strong, kind, smart, funny and most of all you're the most dependable person I know. I'd trust you with my life without even batting an eye, you're one of the most important people in my life."

Rarity smiled, "Just what I wanted to hear."

She kissed him hard and they lowered down until Spike was back on his back and Rarity was lying on top of him.

After a few minutes the sappiness left and they went back to the hot and steamy session. Rarity's hands trailed back down to Spike's throbbing cock and grabbed it and she bean to give him a hand job again, Spike though started to play with her boobs again and also rubbed Rarity's womanhood as well.

They were both moaning and loving what was happening, they just couldn't get enough. Finally after what seemed like hours Rarity released him again.

"I think its time to go farther." She told him. Spike simply nodded.

Rarity grinned and kissed his cheek, then his neck, then his collarbone, then his jugular, then his chest, and then she dragged her chin down his belly, looking into his eyes and grinning, until she reached that little area just above his cock. She looked up into Spike's eyes and slowly lowered her mouth to his penis, when she reached it she kissed his tip, pre cum appeared on his tip and  Rarity licked it up making Spike moan.

"So you liked that huh?" Rarity said in a low sultry voice.

She ran her tongue from his base all the way to his tip, really slow, and looked right at him with such a sexy face that Spike wished she'd keep that face forever.

When she reached the tip she let his cock slip into her mouth so she and just his tip in her mouth. Rarity swirled her tongue all along the tip and then slowly let more of him slide into her mouth, once she felt his tip hit the back of her throat she looked up at Spike's face. He was staring right at her with a stupid grin on his face that made Rarity giggle, which sent vibrations all along Spike and made him groan and close his eyes in pleasure. Rarity decided she wanted more, she had only managed to get half of him in and she wanted to do better. She pushed her head forward more and she felt Spike's cock slide down her throat, it felt weird yet hot as hell and she kept putting more and more in, she didn't stop until she felt something blocking her way and she realized her nose had just hit Spike's belly. Rarity pulled her head back and she felt his cock slip out of her throat and out of her mouth with a loud pop, it sprang up hard, shining with Rarity's saliva. Spike's head was thrown backwards and he was panting, Rarity felt really good about herself having gotten all of him into her mouth, so she decided to keep going. She grabbed him again and more quickly this time slipped him in and as soon as she felt her nose touch his belly she pulled back again until on the tip was in his mouth and so he pushed forward again, she continued that routine, deep throat, pull back, deep throat, pull back.

Finally after about twenty minutes of this Spike's cock started to throb as it was halfway down Rarity's throat and he started to pant.

"Oh shit, Rarity, Rarity I think, I think I'm going to cum. Oh, yeah, I'm going to cum. Yep, here it comes!" Spike moaned loudly.

Rarity shoved him all the way down her throat and let him unleash his load into her throat; thick, warm ropes of cum were dumped down her throat. Rarity tried her best but she couldn't manage to swallow it all at once and some slipped out her mouth and trailed down her face. Needing air she pulled all the way back and let his cock, still spraying his seed, out of her mouth and a few more loads landed on Rarity's face and breasts, covering her.

Spike finally finished and he opened his eyes grinning. He looked at Rarity and couldn't help but laugh.

"What!" Rarity protested.

Spike shook his head, "Nothing. You just look so damn hot with all that stuff on your face."

Rarity frowned and scooped cum off her face with her fingers and subconsciously licked them clean, which only made Spike hard again.

"Oh Spike, I think I missed a spot. Right on my tits, could you clean it up for me?"  Rarity said in a sexy voice and winked at him.

Spike did as he was told and assaulted Rarity's boobs as he licked them clean of his cum, his tongue licked over her nipples and his hands squeezed them making Rarity moan.

"Oh fuck. That's amazing."  Rarity groaned.

Once her breasts were sparkling Spike pulled back and simply smiled at Rarity. She rolled her eyes and straddled Spike again; his hard cock rubbing against her pussy was making her crazy.

"I need you right now." She told him.

Spike's expression turned to concern, "You sure about this?"

Rarity smiled, "Yes. I am so ready for this."

She positioned herself just so that Spike's tip was rubbing against her entrance and she slowly lowered herself and she felt him enter her. The feeling of having something so hard and so warm fill her up in there was pure ecstasy. Spike too was in heaven, the feeling of something as tight, warm and wet as Rarity's pussy enveloping his cock was awesome.

After a bit Rarity felt Spike's tip hit something, her barrier. Rarity didn't want him to feel like he was hurting her so she kept going and she felt him break through, incredible pain coursed through her body but Rarity didn't let it show, she didn't want him to feel guilty so she swallowed the pain. Eventually she had him completely inside of her and she stopped.

"You okay?" Spike asked.

Rarity nodded, "Yeah."

Rarity then started to move her hips, allowing Spike to enter and leave her, in other words Rarity rode his cock. It started slow because as much as she denied it Rarity hurt but the pain was beginning to fade and was replaced with indescribable pleasure. She picked up her pace and soon her hips were a blur as they rocked back and forth, the feeling of getting fucked by Spike was amazing and the sounds of their flesh slapping against each other was incredible.

"Mmm, fuck Spike you're so big. Fill me up babe!" Rarity shouted, the pleasure really building up.

Spike groaned, "Oh Celestia, Rarity, you're so tight! Oooh, it's so warm."

Rarity was going really fast now, her tits were bouncing so perfectly that Spike dared not touch them as it would ruin the show, instead he grabbed her ass and squeezed really hard making Rarity, whenever he slapped it though she gave a high pitched scream.

"Oh Spike! Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me! I love you're cock, I love you're body, I fucking love you! Yes!" Rarity's mind was gone, and she didn't give a damn that all the campers could probably hear her right now.

Spike slammed his hips forward as Rarity slammed hers down and they continued like that for a while, almost an hour.

But eventually pleasure caught up with them and Spike felt his finish round the bend.

"Rarity. I'm about to cum." He told her.

Rarity nodded, 'Okay, just give me a sec; I don't think you should cum in me. I'm close just hold it, please!"

Spike tried hard not to cum in her, but it was really hard. Finally after what seemed like an eternity Rarity gave out a loud scream.

"Fuck! Cumming!"

Spike almost wanted to cry he and to cum so bad and when Rarity released the feeling of her walls grabbing a hold of his cock and then her juices spilling out almost tipped him over the edge.

"Ok. Can I now?" He asked her.

Rarity slipped off of him and got on her knees, Spike positioned his cock right at her face and let loose streams of cum that covered Rarity's face, he made sure to get all of her face and even had enough to get her tits.

"Ooh fuck, that is so much better." He sighed.

Spike laughed, "Good. Now can you please help clean me up? My body is waiting."

Spike obliged and while Rarity got her face he licked her tits clean.

"You know, I kind of like your cum Spike, tastes…it tastes good." Rarity said as she licked her fingers clean.

Spike shrugged, "I don't really know, tastes funny to me."

Rarity rolled her eyes, "Whatever. Ready for round two?"

Spike grinned, "You bet."

Rarity turned around and got on her hands and knees and showed her plump ass off to Spike. Spike grabbed it with both hands and just felt it for a while, he had always admired Rarity's body, she was gorgeous, her tits were perfect and her ass was something else.

Unfortunately, Rarity didn't approve of his dilly-dallying, "Hurry the fuck up and shove it in!"

Spike laughed and obliged, he positioned his tip at her entrance and proceeded to take her form behind.

He pulled back and pushed in, and while he did that he let his hands have their fun with Rarity's ass, groping and slapping.

Rarity, herself, was in la-la land. Being taken from behind was as good as Applejack had told her and she loved it. The feeling of Spike's strong hands playing with her ass, and his cock slamming in and out of her pussy was pure pleasure.

Spike got bored of Rarity's butt and so he grabbed her long, curly purple hair with one hand and pulled it back so Rarity's head was pulled backwards making the situation so much hotter. He grabbed ahold of one of her tits with his other hand and started massaging it increasing his girlfriend's pleasure.

After about a half hour of this Rarity and completely lost it, her tongue was hanging out of her mouth and her eyes were rolling into the back of her head.

Spike himself was having the time of his life, seeing Rarity like this was insane.

"Oh yes. I can get used to this Rarity." He told her.

"Oh fuck Spike. You can have me whenever. I like being like this, so…so naughty! Yeah! I'm naughty punish me! Fucking make me scream!" Rarity didn't give a damn how contradicting this was to her character; she wanted Spike in her forever.

Spike lost control and went at her like an animal, rutting into her hard and fast. For the next hour and a half he was slamming into her and slapping her ass and pulling her head back. Rarity would every once in a while shout out things such as "to fuck his slut hard" or "fill his baby up with his cum" and "she was dirty bitch and needed to be punished". Hearing Rarity say things like that drove Spike over the edge. He gave about three more hard thrusts and then Rarity came, she came so hard her juices practically squirted out onto Spike's cock. Once she was done Spike pulled out and placed his cock on top of Rarity's ass and let his cum spray out all over her back moaning out loud as he did.

After he finished he slumped on top of Rarity, completely exhausted. For a while they laid there, Spike on top and playing with Rarity's hair.

"Rarity, I didn't hurt you did I?" he asked.

"No." She replied, too quickly.

Spike sighed, "It's okay to feel pain, this isn't just about me Rarity. If you're hurting tell me. I don't want to hurt you."

Rarity nodded, "Okay. Next time I will. But you only hurt me the first time, the second round was amazing."

Spike laughed, "It sure was. I've never felt better, lying on top of you, both of us naked, I feel like I've accomplished something."

Rarity laughed, "You know this is fun. Want to do it again sometime? Like perhaps this weekend."

Spike nodded, "I'm game." kissing her forehead as the both of them slipped into a blissful sleep.