Duba's Adventures

Photo Finish: Inspecting Dubas body "Yes, yes so much potential." Lifts up his wings. "Just groomed feathers you are truly model  material."

Duba: "I need an adult." He starts to whimper.

Photo Finish: "Ah, but I am an adult more than that I am what will make you famous beyond words, I will take you to the top."

Duba: "The top of what? Because I can fly up there."

Photo Finish: "Humor you are full of surprise I love it." Lifting up the front part of his mane. "I think we will need to dye this maybe silver or white."

Duba: "But it's always been black can't we leave it alone?"

Photo Finish: "Don't you want to be famous."

Duba: "No, I don't even know why I'm here."

Photo Finish: "You were drawn to me."

Duba: "You kidnapped me."

Photo Finish: "A bit rash but when I see someone with potential I will go to extremes to get them on the path to stardom."

Duba: "But I don't want to be a astronaut."

Photo Finish: "Enough of this sillyness you will be a famous stallion and I will be the one to take you there."  Gets scissors along with hair dye.

Duba: "Get that stuff away." He flaps his wings and takes off through the ceiling.

Photo Finish: "Hard headed I like that."

Duba: Continues flying until he reaches his house he flies to the closet and slams the door.

Lulu: Hears the door slam and approaches the door. "Dad is that you?"

Duba: "Go away."

Lulu: "Why?"

Duba: "Crazy diva coconut haired pony wants to kill me."

Lulu: "What?"

3 weeks later.

Vinyl Scratch: Knocks on Dubas door. "Hey it's been 3 weeks are you ready to come out?" No answer. "You know poor Lulu has been starving to death is close and is dangerously thin, because you hadn't fed her.

Lulu: "That's not true, I know how to cook for myself."

Vinyl Scratch: "I'm trying to lure him out." Kicks the door handle. "But he's not going to listen so let's do this the hard way." She opens the door and sees a skeleton of a pegasi.

"Oh sweet Celestia Duba!!!"

Lulu: "Dad?!?!"

Duba: Walking into the room with a drink. "What?"

Vinyl Scratch: "Where have you been the past 3 weeks."

Duba: "Canterlot Castle."

Vinyl Scratch: "What were you doing there."

Duba: "I'd rather not say."

Meanwhile at the castle.

Princess Luna: "Thou has the nerve of threatening my student? I shall punish you beyond words." She levitates a razor cutter with her magic.

Photo Finish: "No leave my fabulous mane out of this."

Back at Dubas house.

Vinyl Scratch: "And the skeleton?"

Duba: Shrugs. "It was there when I bought the house." Pokes it. "I think it's dead."