Duba's Adventures

Duba,Spike, and Vinyl walk into a bar looking around.

Spike: "Why are we here exactly?"

Duba: "Berry Punch invited us and I think we should take a break from our awesome ideas."

Spike: "You mean destructive?"

Duba: "Whatever you want to call it."

Vinyl Scratch: Looking around. "There she is." Approaches her. "There you are you drunk mare."

Berry Punch: "Piss off or i'll...Oh hey it's you the bug eyed DJ."

Vinyl Scratch: "Actually those are just my visors." Takes them off. "See."

Berry Punch: "That's a *hic* nice trick you got there. I got one too wanna see?"

Duba: "Sure" He smiles in anticipation.

Berry Punch: "One...two..." She vomits on Spike.

Spike: "Oh come on!!!"

Vinyl Scratch: "Go Berry."

Duba: "That was awesome."

Spike: "Oh man I smell like heavy cider."

Berry Punch: "That's what I was drinking hun."

Duba: Flies alongside her. "You are awesome."

Berry Punch: "*Hic* I know."  Taps a bar stool. "Take a seat."

Duba: Quickly sits. "Vinyl were getting our drink on."

Vinyl Scratch: "Alright you joining us Spike?"

Spike: "I'm too young to drink."

Berry Punch: "Booo" She throws a cider bottle knocking him unconscious on impact.

Duba: "Okay then....Bartender one cider please."

3 drinks later.

Duba: "I feel dizzy."

Vinyl Scratch: "Stop spinning on the bar stool then."

Duba: "Oh right." Stops abruptly falling off the stool.

8 drinks later.

Berry Punch: "Sooo Duba do you have a marefriend?"

Duba: "What did you just call me?"

15 drinks later.

Vinyl Scratch: Passed out covered underneath a pile of cider bottles.

Duba: "I think Twilight wants to kill me. She hates me and and I think if I apologize she will zap me." He starts wheezing and laughing at the same time."

Berry Punch: "You sure are one heavy drinker."

30 Drinks later.

Duba: "Whoa everything is duplicating" Sliding back and forth unable to stay still.

Berry Punch: "That just means your drunk." Finishes her drink. "It also means you're incapable of judgment. So how about a kiss?"

Duba: "Like chocolate?"

Berry Punch: "No a kiss on the lips."

Duba: "Oh...okay." He leans forward releasing a huge stream of vomit at her then falls off the stool. "Oh dear I fell."