Duba's Adventures

Twilight Sparkle: "What nonono please Princess Celestia I'll write a million friendship letters just please don't make me do this."

Princess Celestia: "I have had enough of these complaints all towards you mistreating Duba in ways that go against your role as Princess of Friendship."

Twilight Sparkle: "But he's an idiot. I'm sorry Princess but he's just so quick on getting on my nerves."

Princess Celestia: "Really? and what about your little pink friend."

Twilight Sparkle: "Who Pinkie Pie? That's different we're friends."

Princess Celestia: "As you will be with Duba." Her horn glows as a magic chain is formed around Twilight and Dubas hooves.

Duba: "Wow, this castle is roomy." Unaware of the chains.

Princess Celestia: "Now go Princess Sparkle."

Twilight Sparkle: "I can't believe this well come on Duba." She walks off with him following behind they end up at the garden. "Now listen I don't want to do this but I have to. So

let's get some ground rules, no funny business that includes...well anything you do that involves destruction. Also keep your hoofs off my books and ugh i'm going to have to write a list for this, but did you catch the main rules?"

Duba: Poking at a dandelion.

Twilight Sparkle: "Duba!!!"

Duba: Jumps up in surprise. "Yeah?"

Twilight Sparkle: "Did you hear any of the words I told you?"

Duba: Shakes his head.

Twilight Sparkle:  Facehoofs. "Why me?"

Princess Luna: "Ah my dear student Duba."

Duba: "Moonbutt!!!" She runs towards Luna dragging Twilight along with him. He jumps and hugs Luna.

Princess Luna: "Thou are quite affectionate it's very humorous." She notices Twilight on the floor. "Miss Sparkle why are thou on the ground?"

Twilight Sparkle: "Long story so you know Duba?"

Princess Luna: "Indeed did thou forget I made him my student?"

Twilight Sparkle: "I thought I was just having a bad dream."

Princess Luna: "Oh, it was no dream of yours now that I recall on that night you dreamt of Flash Sentry in a very mischievous way."

Twilight Sparkle: Blushes darkly. "Please don't go into details."

Princess Luna: "It was your dream but as Princess I always keep my fellow subjects dreams in privacy."

Twilight Sparkle: "So Luna..I need to ask how exactly can you handle being around Duba without you know losing your sanity?"

Princess Luna: "I don't follow what thou are saying?"

Twilight Sparkle: "Do you think Duba is annoying?"

Princess Luna: "No I don't he is very humorous to be around similar to your pink friend just without the party throwing."

Twilight Sparkle: "I see,  I guess I will try to spend the day with him and maybe then I'll warm up to him." She looks at Duba who is now eating the same dandelion from earlier.

At Ponyville.

Twilight Sparkle: "Okay Duba to better understand you, I will have to see what your day is normally like so go along with your normal every day schedule."

Duba: "Okay..." He walks a few feet before turning around. "Can you not follow me it's weird."

Twilight Sparkle: "Were chained up you id....I mean I just want to hang out with you that's all." She smiles.

Duba: "Oh okay then.." He heads off  to Vinyls house.

Rarity: "Twilight there you are." She runs up to them. "Oh..hello there Duba" She nervously backs away a safe distance from him."

Twilight Sparkle: "Are you okay Rarity."

Rarity: "Yes except for the fact that he bit my rump thinking I was a marshmallow."

Duba: "I said I was sorry Vinyl told me you were made of one but you tasted like bad shampoo."

Rarity: Slaps Duba. "Why I never those were very expensive and imported shampoos. But that's for another time Twilight I finally have your dress ready pick it up when you have

the time."

Twilight Sparkle: "Okay I will."

Rarity: "Why are you chained up?"

Twilight Sparkle: "Long story well I gotta go." She pulls on the chain signaling Duba to continue on his path.

Duba:  Finally reaching the house he knocks.

Octavia: Peeks through the peep hole before opening the door. "She's not he..."

Duba: Burst inside knocking Octavia down. "Vinyl are you here?"

Octavia: "Why do I even bother?" She gets up and notices Twilight. "Oh, Princess I didn't know you would bless me with your presence I'm ever so sorry for my rude behavior if I had know..

Twilight Sparkle: "It's fine" Pulls on the chain tripping Duba. "Have some manners you're a guest."

Octavia: "It's alright he just comes for Vinyl and leaves."

Twilight Sparkle: "That's still not an excuse to be rude."

Vinyl Scratch: "Yo Duba sorry I couldn't hear I was testing out my new headphones and man those wubs replace sound."

Duba: "I didn't hear anything."

Vinyl Scratch: "Because only I can hear them well come on let's get Spike." She trots off with Duba following but is stopped by the chain he pulls on it knocking Twilight back.

Twilight Sparkle: "I swear I won't forget this one."  Gets up "Well I have to go Octavia it was nice talking to you."

Vinyl Scratch: "So why is Twilight following you?"

Duba: "I don't know she's been really creepy lately."

Twilight Sparkle: "Hello? chained up."

Duba: "There's Spike." He runs to him dragging Twilight

Rarity: "Thank you so much for the help Spikey wikey."

Spike: "It was my pleasure R-rarity" he happily sighs

Duba: "Hey Spike were going to the park wanna come?"

Spike: "Well seeing how I just finished helping Rarity sure...Twilight why are you here?"

Duba: "She's being creepy."

Twilight Sparkle: "Were chained up you idiot." The chains glow as they shorten causing them to slightly shrink. "Did the chains just get shorter?"

Duba: "Told you weirdo."

Spike: "Right? so okay to the park."

Vinyl Scratch: "Last one there buys lunch." She runs off along with Spike and Duba dragging Twilight. They finally reach the park "Ha Duba you buy lunch."

Duba: "No I don't Twilight was the last one."

Vinyl Scratch: "Then Twilight buys lunch."

Twilight Sparkle: "Please just end this already."

Spike: "So why are we at the park?"

Duba: "Well it's nice here right?"

Spike: "But why here?"

Duba: "Well Twilight needs to be somewhere calm she's so uptight lately."

Twilight Sparkle: Looks in surprise. "You took me here to relax? That's um kind of you Duba." Not noticing the chain slightly extended.

Vinyl Scratch: "Okay so what are we going to do here."

Duba: "Easy." Falls on his back. "We look at clouds."

Twilight Sparkle: Sits down. "That sounds fun."

Spike: "Duba you're starting to become boring."

Duba: "You're boring." Slaps Spike with his wing.

A few hours later.

Duba: "Okay time for lunch my stomach is killing me."

Twilight Sparkle: "Sounds great what did you have in mind?"

Vinyl Scratch: "Yeah where?"

Duba: "To the club they're food is awesome." His mouth waters. "Nachos."

Twilight Sparkle: "Oh the club....ugh."

Duba: "If you don't want to go there we can choose somewhere else."

Twilight Sparkle: "No it's fine."

Duba: "Let's try the bar."

Moments later they reach the bar and enter.

Berry Punch: "Heyy if it isn't my favorite drinking buddies and the purple thingy?"

Duba: "Oh this is Twilight Princess of craftsmanship."

Twilight Sparkle: "It's actually friendship."

Duba: "Right."

Berry Punch: "What brings you here?"

Vinyl Scratch: "Honestly we don't even know listen Duba were going with our flour bombs when this little date is over meet us at Fluttershy's cottage."

Twilight Sparkle: "Why there?"

Vinyl Scratch: "It's far away, and she agreed."

Duba: "So okay time to drink."

Twilight Sparkle: "Sorry I don't drink."

Berry Punch: "Relax this stuff is not alcoholic."

Twilight Sparkle: "Well then there's no harm." She picks up the mug. "To friendship kinda."

Duba and berry lift up their mugs and drink.

Moments later

Twilight Sparkle: Feeling woozy. "Berry you told me there wasn't any alcohol in this drink."

Berry Punch: Chuckles. "Why would you believe me..I'm drunk."

Twilight Sparkle: "*Hic* I'm getting you both for this." She falls over and passes out.

Duba: "One more drink?"

Berry Punch: "You know it."

Twilight wakes up a few hours later. "Oh my aching head. Duba you..Duba?" She notices Dubas gone along with Berry. "I'm free? Oh thank you sweet Celestia I'm what the?" Notices she's chained to the bar stool.

Bartender: "Hey this is for you." Hands her a note.

Twilight Sparkle: "Left with Berry to make bombs with Vinyl and Spike be back soon."  She gets infuriated. "He left me chained to a bar stool that idiot." The chain shortens. "I will personally tear him limb from limb I will make him suffer beyond" The chain instantly shrinks down forcefully dragging Twilight to the bar stool. She hits her head on it knocking her unconscious."