'W-where am I?' Said Twilight. One moment she was talking to Spike in the library and suddenly she was teleported into a field. There seemed to be.. Creatures around here.
'Looks like we got a new helper' Said one
'Shut the fuck up, it's a pony. It can't help us, dipshit.' Said another
Twilight recognised them... She just couldn't make out who they where..
'Ah! I see... You're Batman.. From batman. You're Akihisa Yoshii from Baka and Test. You're Eren from Attack on Titan. You're Kirito from Sword Art Online. And you... You're... Um.. Who are you again?
'I'm Ash Ketchum.. From Pokémon? Anyway, who are you?' He replied.
'I'm Twilight Sparkle. I'm from the My Little Pony universe. May I ask why characters with no relation to each other's universes are here? Either we are here for a reason, or the writer was high. I want to know what he was smoking and where I can get some.' Said Twilight. 'Like.. Batman and Akihisa! Anyway, not many people even know about the Baka and Test anime sooooooo...'
'Shut up! I'm summoning my avatar - Summon!' Said Akihisa. Nothing happened. 'Whoops, forgot I'm not in my own universe anymore.'
'Don't worry, Twilight. We are as confused as you.' Said Ash. 'We'll figure this out soon enough.. I hope. We were summoned just like you where, in the middle of a random task.'
Batman started walking. 'Hey Batman, where are you going?' Shouted Eren.
'I'm following the huge fucking arrow signs. Maybe they'll lead us somewhere!' Said Batman in a sarcastic voice. Everyone started following him anyway.
After a couple miles, Twilight stopped. 'Something's wrong.' The mare announced. She shot a spark of magic forward and it bounced back, hitting Kirito's sword. 'You better watch it, little pony.' Said Kirito.
'Don't worry, Kirito. It seems there's a barrier blocking our way to this castle.' Said Twilight. The mare seemed confused, but she tried to shake it off. If only she had her books from the library. There has to be a book somewhere in that library for invisible barriers.
'Hey, pony. You must be here for a reason. This castle and barrier was not here before. You're also the only one who can use magic, which must mean something.. Right?' Said Eren.
'That's a very plausible explanation, but the problem is..-' said Twilight, before she was cut off by Batman.
'Problem? Problem?! We've been waiting for a reason to be here for.. 2 or 3.. Days. You must have a spell to break through this barrier!'
'But the problem is,' twilight continued, 'that I don't remember the spell. I'll have to think for a bit but I only ever had to break through a barrier when my brother used to block his room so I wouldn't see him..-' said Twilight, before Ash cut her off.
'TMI, Twilight.' He said.
TWO HOURS LATER
'I did it! I remember it!' Shouted Twilight.
'Good.' Said Batman
'Finally!' Said Akihisa
'Hype!' Said Ash
'Cool..' Said Kirito
'I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THE BEES AND THE EAGLES! Um.. Just singing my OP.. Nice, Twilight..' Said Eren.
Twilight's horn lit up. A spark of magic flew out, covering the barrier. Before you could say 'Ash Akihisa Batman Kirito Eren Twilight', the barrier was gone. They all walked in, nervously.
There, sitting around a table where Rainbow Dash, the creator of this FanFiction, the creators friend (who came up with the idea for the FanFiction) and Bill Nye. 'Awesome! Your here!' Shouted Twilight.
'W-why are we here? Who are you? Why us? What did we do? I demand answers!' Shouted Kirito. He started to draw his sword.
'Woah there, calm down youngster. We are the Gods of the Fan universe. From FanFiction, to Fandoms, to clop. We are the gods. You have been summoned to save the world of the Fandoms from an evil force, an evil, evil force, that if not stopped, will destroy the world of Fandoms until all that are left are Brogres. We don't want Shrek is Love, Shrek is life on our Twitter Timeline for the rest of our Internet lives! Do you except your challenge, noble warriors (and pony..)?' Said Bill Nye
'Yeah!' Said Akihisa
'Sounds cool.' Said Eren
'Whatever.' Said Batman.
'I'll fight like I've never fought before!' Shouted Kirito
'It'll be better than a Pokémon journey!' Said Ash
'I'm in!' Said Twilight.
'Okay then! That sorts it!' Said Bill Nye.
'By the way, your gonna need some help to defeat the Brogres.. We'll summon some people as you go along. There will even be some people from the same universe as one of you guys. Before we leave you, however, we will summon each of you a partner. The way it'll work is, we'll give you a stone. When in a battle, put the stone near some light, the person you have will be summoned. Batman, you will have robin. Twilight, you will have Pinkie Pie. Akihisa, you will have Minami. Ash, you will have Pikachu. Eren you will have Mikasa. Finally, Kirito, you will have Asuna. Here are your stones.' Said the FanFiction creator. He handed the stones to each character. They where shiny and see through.
'Yo Ash,' Said the FanFiction creator's friend 'What's it like knowing Prof. Oak can't stop you from riding your bike indoors?'
'Awesome!' Replied Ash. He got on his bike and rode around on it indoors for a bit as Akihisa was talking to Rainbow Dash.
'So.. You're a pony.. From the same universe as Twilight?' Said Akihisa
'Yes.' Replied Rainbow Dash, 'We're best friends! I couldn't tell her when I was chosen to be a Fandom God though. I couldn't tell anyone!'
'So.. What's it like having hooves?' Asked Akihisa
'Well.. It's hard to explain as I've never had hands like you. Twilight once did in this one movie called Equestria gir-' said Rainbow Dash, before Twilight cut her off.
'I think we've broken the fourth wall enough for quite a bit, Rainbow Dash.' Said Twilight. She seemed to be embarrassed a bit about going through the portal, which confused Rainbow Dash. She found that totally awesome! Maybe it's because Twilight was still trying to get over being teleported from the Library to here. Rainbow Dash didn't care. To tell you the truth, rainbow dash wasn't really bothered. Right now, the Fandom universe was a bit more important.
'Hey, Kirito!' Shouted Rainbow Dash, 'Wanna see me fly over there?'
'Okay..' Answered Kirito
'Wanna see me do it again?' Questioned Rainbow Dash, a second later. Although it seemed irrelevant, Dash was acting weird for a reason. She had to stall everyone for a bit, so Bill Nye and Twilight could talk.
'Heyyyyyyy Batman!' Shouted Dash. She winked. 'Wanna have some... Fun?'
'Um.. I...' Replied Batman 'I-I'm not in to beastiality...'
'It's fine, I was joking! You should have seen the look on your face!' Sniggered Dash.
10 mins of Dash's horrible stalling later...
'Okay Bill Nye.' Said twilight. She had just had a very important conversation with Bill Nye the Science Guy.. Okay she asked him to sign her 10 ft tall poster of Bill Nye... He had agreed, in exchange for the details of the contents of Fluttershy's shed.
'Okay gang!' Shouted Twilight, as soon as she had returned to her group. 'Let's move out! Our mission: to stop the Brogres from destroying every Fandom ever. If we loose, there is no more Fandoms. If we win, however, we will be legends in history. Let's do this!'
'Okay, let's go.' Said Twilight. She jumped in front of Batman and smiled. 'Do you ever smile?' She asked curiously.
'I don't need to smile. I'm Batman.' Replied Batman.
Twilight ignored him, and started walking. Everyone else followed.
'Good luck!' Shouted Bill Nye
'Okay, first order of business. We have to figure out a leader. As I unlocked the invisible barrier, and I'm a fucking princess, I think I should be the leader. Anyone else disagree?' Said Twilight.
Nobody said anything. You could tell Batman wanted to say something, but he just couldn't. He couldn't be bothered. He was too focused on what would happen if the Shrek fandom took over. He couldn't let it happen.
'Okay then! Let's go!' Shouted Twilight, before marching off.
'Twilight, where are we going?' Asked Kirito.
'Well, the creator of this FanFiction told me we had to save 10 Fandoms. Six of them being the four we are in. The Bronies, the anime fans, the comic fans and the Pokémon fans. Plus then an extra six being Twilight fans, One Direction fans, the Phandom, the furries, the Adventure Time fandom and then finally we will free the Brogres. We'll start with the Bronies.' Said Twilight.
'But Twilight, how will we save them?' Asked Eren.
'Damn, you guys are full of questions!' Answered Twilight. 'We need to go in to each fandom world and destroy the Shrek's we find and the characters Shrek has possessed. There is a chance that the Fandom will be taken over already in which then we we must abort as that fandom cannot be helped until we destroy the Brogres.'
'Sounds like a plan, man!' Said Eren, enthusiastically.
'Okay, here's the Brony portal given to me by the Creator's Friend. His name is... VVilliam or something. Either way, jump in!' Said twilight. She threw a shiny looking rock at the ground and it exploded with a small 'bang'. It created a portal.
'What are you waiting for, scrubs!' Laughed Ash as he jumped in.
'S-so this is Equestria..' Said Kirito. He was exited to see it, as he had only ever met four ponies from Equestria ever.
'Yes.' Replied Twilight. 'We have to look for Shrek. Once we kill every Shrek look alike, the ponies infested by Shrek will start to look like his ponified version. I'll show you what it looks like, as I doubt you want to look it up..'
'Shrek over there!' Shouted Eren, before drawing his sword, flying into the air and landing, cutting Shrek's back from the top of the head down to his foot. Shrek fell into two parts, and dissipated.
'Nice one, Eren.' Said Batman. For one of the first times in his life, he was genuinely impressed.
'Good one Eren, but there are another three or four to go..' Said Twilight. She hated to kill the mood, but they did need to be informed.
'Damn, there's one of the fuckers!' Shouted Batman. He threw his Batarang and it sliced Shrek's head clean off. That Shrek then dissipated.
'Nice one, Batman, but now it's my turn! Pikachu, I choose you!' Shouted Ash. He held his stone towards the sun. After a couple seconds of awkward waiting, Pikachu appeared.
'Pika pikaa!' Said Pikachu before shooting a bolt of lightning to the Shrek Ash had spotted. The Shrek paused for a second, before turning into a pile of black dust.
'Bam!' Shouted Ash. 'How many more left twilight?'
'Only one. The numbers will increase as we move through the Fandoms, however. Enjoy this easy time while you can.'
'Looks like it's my turn then.' Said Kirito. He launched himself forward, sword first into a Shrek. The Shrek dissipated as Kirito pulled his sword out.
'Great! All we gotta do is find the Shrek-ponies. Here's what it looks like:' Said twilight. She showed them all a picture
'Eeewwwww!' They all shouted in unison. It wasn't exactly the prettiest picture ever.
'Okay. I'll lead the way through Ponyville. Each time you see a Shrek- pony, kill it. The body will become the original pony again and the Shrek that infested the Pony will leave. We don't have much time, so let's go!' Announced Twilight.
And so they set off. Each time they encountered a Shrek pony, they killed it and the pony went back to normal.
'Okay guys, the meter Bill Nye gave me says there is only one Shrek - Pony left. We must track it down and kill it. I believe it is suppose to be an Ogre - Lord - Shrek - Pony - Thing..' Said Twilight.
'Great description, Twilight.' Said Batman, sarcastically. 'That must be the technical term!'
'Oh shut up and start looking!' Snapped Twilight. She was eager - or ogre - to finish in Ponyville. It felt too weird to be there and kill random Shrek figures, quite obviously.
'Found it! And holy shit, that think is fucking terrifying!' Shouted Eren to everyone else.
For a moment, Twilight saw it as a huge Shrek - Alicorn - Pony,
Then she realised who it was..
Shrek.
Celestia.
'Holy mother of Celestia, that's Princess Celestia!' Shouted Twilight. Celestia was in the sky, causing havoc. She was shooting lasers from her horn at the Pegasi, while the Unicorns and Earth Ponies were on the ground, hiding from what Celestia had become. It was very confusing. One moment your eating your lunch, doing paperwork or something, and the next moment GIANT FUCKING SHREK CELESTIA. I mean, Celestia's castle isn't even in Ponyville!
'Is everyone ready to take her down?' Shouted Twilight to everyone, over all the noise of the terror that is GIANT FUCKING SHREK CELESTIA.
'Yeah! For the Fandoms!' They all shouted in unison, as they charged towards Celestia.
Batman threw his Batarang. It hit Celestia right in the head. She turned around and pointed her phone at him.
'Now!' Shouted Batman to Ash, who had already summoned his Pikachu.
'Pikachu, use thunderbolt!'
'Pika pikaa!' Shouted Pikachu, as a huge thunderbolt launched towards Celestia. At the same time, twilight shot an arrow from a bow and arrow she had summoned.
'I hope this works like it worked in The Hunger Games!' Shouted Twilight. And it did. The arrow hit Celestia as the thunderbolt did which caused a massive explosion on Celestia. She fell down from where she was causing havoc on the Pegasi.
'Phew. We did it.' Said Kirito, with relief in his voice.
The Pony world started to fade away, and soon enough they where back in the field they had started in.
'Good work everyone, now let's sleep. We're gonna need energy for the next Fandom we save.'
They all rolled out their pre-prepared sleeping bags, given to them by Rainbow Dash, and went to sleep.
