Masterbasting

by Vinyl_Wubs

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Shining Armor, Sex, Anthro, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1727

Shining Armor gets really horny on Thanksgiving and decides to play a prank on the fellow guards and noblemen... And maybe even his wife.

It's that time of year again, and what better way to celebrate than a big old turkey? Especially when that turkey is going to be shared with the entire castle at the Crystal Empire. The only problem is that the meat might be a little salty...

Commissioned for Adeste.

Happy Thanksgiving. I hope you all like stuffing!

Published 2014-11-28 04:20:08 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-28 04:20:08 UTC

Chapter 1: Happy Thanksgiving!

“Oh Shiney, can you go check on the turkey and make sure it’s ready in time?” Cadence called from the bathroom as she continued to prep herself.

“Sure.” Shining Armor replied, turning to the door and walking himself out. Thanksgiving already, and the first he gets to spend with his wife. He was assured that the feast would contain everything a pony could think of. Turkey, corn, peas, green beans, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, olives, pumpkin pie, and…

“We’re out of stuffing sir.” The head chef said.

“What!” Shining nearly shouted, causing the chef to stumble back.

“I’m sorry sir it’s… just that we were supposed to receive the shipping two days ago, but it never came.” The chef said quickly. Shining closed his eyes and sighed.

“Well, I suppose that can’t be helped.” Shining said reassuringly, putting a hand to the chef’s shoulder.

“Very, very sorry…” The chef repeated.

“Just go make sure the dining room is set and the guests are entertained, I’ll check the food before serving.” Shining assured. The chef nodded, saluting before rushing out. Shining approached one of the kitchen counters, where the turkey and all the food was sitting. He took the lid off the large plate and inhaled deeply, smiling as the pleasant and appetizing scent filled his nose, closing his mouth quickly as he nearly drooled onto the table. He started to laugh, realizing how hungry he was. “Smells amazing.”

“Oh Shining.” Cadence called. Shining turned back to the door and saw Cadence standing there, her usual smile absolutely beaming. He saw the dress she was wearing, tight and snug, showing each and every one of her magnificent and beautiful curves. The large bust that only a princess could have was enforced by the pink silk caging them in (except for the large V between them that gave all who looked a very, very gorgeous view).

“You look wonderful.” Shining said, feeling the churning of his lower organ as it agreed with her choice of clothes.

“I was hoping you’d like it. I’m going to head out and mingle… Don’t keep me waiting.” She teased, her voice practically pulling Shining from the room with it’s mesmerizing and calm lovingness. He was about to follow, when a large problem made itself obvious. He looked down and groaned at the painful bulge in his shined, metal armor. Why he chose to wear his captain’s outfit for the feast is beyond him. He couldn’t go out there like this. It was visible, and not only that… But sweet Celestia it hurt! He looked around, making sure the kitchen was empty before locking each door with his magic. A smile grew on his face as he stripped from his armor, sighing peacefully as his 16 inch stallionhood stood to attention, throbbing almost as painfully hard as before it escaped the confines of his iron prison. He ran his hand down from the head to his large virile sack. He chuckled as he squeezed his grapefruits, knowing that Cadence was right calling him a stud.

Shining walked over and stared at the turkey. They don’t have stuffing… Isn’t stuffing just seasoned bread? “Hm…” Shining hummed to himself, looking around at some of the freshly baked bread. “Lazy chefs…” He sighed, his magic bringing the loaves over and dicing them to decently small cubes and stuffing them into the turkey. He stared at them for a moment. “Oh right… they have to be cooked. And seasoned.” He said quietly, looking around the many pantries. He opened the last one and saw dozens of different bottles of seasoning. “Um… Uhh…” He stammered. Which one goes best… I’ve never even heard of half these spices! His mind raced as he sniffed one by one.

“No… no. Nope, definately not.” He said with each sniff. He jerked his head back and groaned. “Gah! Who made this one?” He said, throwing something labeled ‘Bats Ear’ into the trash. Shining scratched his head in confusion, a certain problem starting to fog his mind. He gave his hardon another glance before an idea came to mind. “Mm… I’m sure Cadence will love it.” He smiled deviously as his eyes shifted back to the turkey. Shining climbed onto the table, kneeling down in front as he eyed the large cooked bird full of diced bread. His rock hard length was already drooling at the naughty thing he was about to do.

“Hm… It might be a little tight. Let’s lube it up.” He chuckled, reaching over to the steaming gravy boat next to him. He sipped some of the gravy, making sure it wasn’t too hot. He poured some onto his cock and sighed peacefully as the warm sticky liquid washed over his genitals. He changed the target to the turkey and wettened the back entrance to it. His grin grew even wider as he placed his hands on either side of the bird, gripping it tightly as the tip of his baster prodded the wet backside of his dinner. He groaned loudly as he started to push it in. “Ohh yeah…” He sighed as the wetness of the gravy mixed with the bread, squishing and making obscene noises as he pushed further in. Shining closed his eyes tightly as he put more force into his thrust. A sudden shiver hit Shining as the head of his dick grew cold. He paused and opened his eyes, seeing he had literally impaled the turkey and his penis was coming out the other side. “Heh… guess I guess I was too much for it. Too bad I don’t care!” Shining laughed, pulling back and thrusting back in with a groan of pleasure. “Holy… this feels… Oh sweet Celestia have mercy!” He gasped, his shaft pulsing and throbbing. Each thrust forced more of the stuffing out, making an absolute mess of his cock (and the table around him). He started to pant, feeling his orgasm coming just around the corner. Shining slowed to a stop, making sure this would last.

“Captain?” A deep, male voice called through the door. Shining tensed up, his eyes wide in shock as he looked to the door.

“Ye- yeah!” Shining cleared his throat before calling.

“Lady Cadence is waiting for you, is something wrong?” The pony asked.

“Yeah… Just uh… Stuffing the turkey.” Shining replied hastily. Shining’s eyes widened as he felt his quivering sack start to tighten. ‘Oh god.’ He though, unable to hold back his orgasm as simply sitting in the warm and wet interior of the turkey started to push him over the edge.

“I thought they were out of stuffing?”

“Nng… No I… Oh fuck… They just received it. It’s a big… big load of it. Oh god so much of it…” Shining practically choked out as his sexual liquids forced it’s way out of his balls and burst through the tip.

“Oh. Well that’s good.” The pony called.

“So fucking good…” Shining groaned loudly.

“You uh… Mind if I sneak a taste?” The pony asked.

“Yes!” Shining gasped as the turkey gurgled with his seed, overflowing out of both sides of the cum bulging love turkey. “Oh Celestia YES!”

“Oh… well I’ll uh… Be out in the dining area with the others. Are you coming?”

“Yes! I’m coming!! It’s gobbling it all up!” Shining groaned as his full balls refused to stop. He shuddered and pulled his shaft out, pouring the rest of his load onto the turkey itself.

“Did you need help with anything?” The stallion called uncertainly.

“No… Just basting the turkey now.” Shining reassured, sighing as he looked at the cum covered bird. “I’m pretty sure there’s only white meat on this bird.”

“Awesome. I think only Blueblood likes it black.” The stallion said. Shining covered his mouth as a sudden laugh escaped his mouth.

“Yeah… Great!” Shining called back, wiping himself off quickly as his magic made his cum sink into the turkey, leaving no visible evidence of his devious act. His smile grew wider as he put his armor back on. He slowly walked to the door, unlocking it and being greeted by the dark blue colored guard.

“C’mon they’re waiting.” The guard said, motioning Shining to the dining room. He nodded, satisfied in more ways than one as he entered the busy dining room. Cadence smiled the moment she saw him, rushing over and embracing Shining in her loving grip.

“You were in there a long time.” Cadence asked, a rather puzzled look on her face.

“What can I say, I live to please.” Shining chuckled. She stared up at him quizzically before he kissed her, fading the entire thought to ashes as she melted into her husband.

“Big brother!” Twilight’s voice rang out. Shining froze, his heart sinking immediately. He turned to see not only his little sister, but all her friends too… Along with Celestia and Luna.

“Twily… It’s… What are you doing here?” Shining stammered.

“You think I wouldn’t come see my brother on Thanksgiving?” Twilight raised an eyebrow before practically tackling Shining into a hug.

“Of course not… Where… would you get that idea?” Shining chuckled nervously, returning the hug almost reluctantly.

“I could smell that turkey from the train!” Pinkie said, her mouth watering absurdly. His eyes snapped to the kitchen door down the hall. ‘Maybe I still have time to..’ Shining thought.

“Dinner is served!” One of the chefs called as the large turkey was rolled out. Shining slumped back into a chair, staring blankly at the still covered bird.

“Great! I’m starving.” Cadence smiled, taking a seat next to Shining and leaning against him lovingly.

“Me too!” Twilight laughed, sitting on the other side of her brother. Celestia and Luna nodded, taking a seat beside each other at the end of the long table.

“Who wants to carve the turkey!” A chef called.

“Oo! Me! Me me!” Pinkie called loudly, holding both her hands up and flailing her arms rapidly. She dove onto the table and grabbed the carving knife, slowly cutting into the thick meaty turkey. Several people inhaled as the steamy (and salty) aroma wafted through the room.

“Smells good, but um…” Fluttershy started.

“Don’t worry, there’s plenty of stuffing to go around.” Dash reassured. Fluttershy obviously didn’t eat meat, so she would be getting a double serving of stuffing…

Shining gulped. “Bone’ apetite…”