Masterweaver was just wandering his mindscape, wondering why FiMfiction didn't have a genuine crackfic tag, when all of the sudden he was assaulted by a crazed and perverse representation of Twilight Sparkle. Now, in a desperate attempt to appease the mad unicorn–and avoid mental trauma–he is forced to write horrible stories dictated by chance and terror.

Will he ever escape this fate?

Is it even possible to leave one's mind?

And why did the moderators approve such a pointless and utterly confusing story?

The world…. may never know.