Episode 1
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iCollide
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Written by: GabeaCool
In Seattle, Bushwell Plaza, 2 (3 if you count the technical producer) people are currently making the next shooting of a popular web show by the name of iCarly.
"And that, folks of the internet, is how you smash a potato, with a potato." Carly said, whilst swaying back and forth.
"Poor little potatoes, one couldn't stop the other, and the other couldn't stop these evil fingers." Sam said with a fake frown. She then looked at her fingers, and wiggled them around.
"Why would you do this too those poor potatoes, fingers! Now they have no families to go home too."
"You would've eaten them anyways, Sam." Sam then curled her right hand into a ball, and swayed it at a fast pace to her left arm while taking a step closer to the camera with a fake smile.
"And their families are next!-" Sam then put a serious face on, and went straight for the camera, "Watch yourselves, potatoes..." Sam then slowly walked away from the technical producer's camera with the same serious face.
"...I'm watching you..."
"Sam, don't scare the viewers off. Some of them could be potato seedlings. Speaking of potatoes, why do potatoes make good detectives? "
"Gee Carly, I don't know, why do potatoes make good detectives?"
"Because, Sam, they keep there eyes,.... peeled!" Carly and Sam then began to laugh like maniacs while jumping up and down for a few seconds, until Sam spoke up.
"That wasn't funny."
"Yea I know."
"Well, that's all the time we have for this potato special iCarly today!"
"So remember kids,"
"if it isn't a potato special,"
"...It isn't special at all."
Downstair's, Carly's older brother/Guardian Spencer was currently working on his newest sculpture. Spencer had spent hours creating his masterpiece, and he was just about done. The sculpture itself resembled the Galaxy War's fictional character, Nug-Nug. All Spencer needed now, was his orange screwdriver to screw in the last bolt that will hold a majority of the sculpture together.
Spencer reached out for the screwdriver next to the computer, while also attempting to keep the entire replica of Nug-Nug in place so it doesn't collapse. "Just... a little... further...-AUGHH!!" Spencer yelped, as he tripped and fell face first on the wooden floor.
*Rrrrnnngg....*
"Wait... wait no no no No No NO NO-!"
*CRASH*
"Woah, what was that?" Carly asked nobody in particular. Both Sam and Freddy gave her a puzzled look, meaning they both didn't know either.
"I... think that was Spencer. Hold on guy's, I'll be right back." Carly did a small wave, before running off to find out what the crashing noise was.
When Carly shut the door behind here, Freddy looked at Sam to see if she thought the same thing he did. "Crushed by sculpture?" Freddy asked.
"Crushed by sculpture."
It was a peaceful night in Canterlot. The birds began to rest, as the residents of Canterlot decided to do the same.
Tirek's attack last month caused mass destruction, but everything was finally fixed, and everypony in Equestria was at peace once more. In the castle of the powerful twin sister alicorns, both of which are also rulers of Equestria. They rule fairly, and only punish those who's hearts are filled with evil and/or pure rage. Their names? Celestia, the elder child, and Luna, the youngest of the two.
At night, Celestia rests, in which Luna stays awake to guard and protect the night. She likes to sit on the balcony of the castle, drinking tea and watching the night sky. It was quite relaxing to her, and she loved every moment of it. While she was a bit upset at the fact that most of Equestria couldn't enjoy the night as much as she does, being they are usually asleep at night, she learned that without night, there would be no sleep for the day. Learning that she was actually vital to their lives, and she was grateful for that.
As she began to sip her freshly made tea, after letting it cool down for a bit, she felt something... off. Not like "everything bad is about to happen so go wake sister up" off, but something just felt... strange. She couldn't put her hoof on it, but she knew it can't be good. At the moment, it didn't seem like something too bad, nothing to really fret over, so she decided to shrug it off as a possibly meteorite. That may seem bad, but being both Celestia and Luna control the sun and moon, simple things like that usually break up in the barrier around the entire world Celestia had placed.
Luna was a pretty conflicted pony, but thanks to the elements of harmony, she is now ridden of what once controlled her, and back to normal. Things seemed to finally be going good for her.
"C'mon, Spike! We may own a castle now, but that doesn't mean I don't need my books! Our library room is basically empty, and we need to add more things to it!" Twilight told her scaley friend, Spike. In whom she had hatched from an egg as a foal.
"I know, I know! But you don't have to ... euh... rush me!" Spike said, struggling with all the books in his claws, as he desperately clung onto the bottom stack, hoping they don't collapse onto him.
"...I-I'm sorry Spike... it's just that, well, after we got this fancy castle, things just... don't seem the same. I mean, the halls are huge! It's just too fancy for my taste, and I want to add at least something that reminds me of the library we had..." Twilight said glumly.
"I know, Twilight. I ... egh... miss it too, but like it or not, y-you're a Princess now. And the ... rrg... library i-is gone." After barelh finishing his sentence, his arms began to shake, as he could feel the books slipping. "o-oh n-"
*THUMP THUMP THUMP*
Each and every book Spike had in his grasp had fallen right on top of him. Concerned, Twilight used her magic to remove the books off of Spike, revealing a very grouchy baby dragon beneath it all.
"Ahh, come on! This kind of stuff always happens to me!" Spike said with his arms tucked into each other, giving a small pouty face. Twilight giggled.
"You know you're cleaning that all up, right Spike?"
"Yea, yea. I know."
Twilight giggled once more, and decided to help him clean up, and bring the books into one of the rooms, in which will soon be called the library.
*Crash*
"H-Hey, what w-was that?!?" Spike shouted. "It sounded like an earth-quake!"
"I... I don't know. It feels like it came from that direction!" Twilight pointed her hoof to the left of her.
"B-But that's w-where Fluttershy's cottage is! We can't just stand here, we gotta go check it out!"
"You're right, Spike. Jump on my back, we'll get there in no time."
Author's Note
Thanks for reading Chapter... er.... Episode 1 of iPony! The only fic that sounds like something Apple would make! More episode's to come, but please be patient, as I have a very serious case of random Writer's Block!
