My name is Celestia.
I am centuries old.
I am the ruler of Equestria.
My name is Cira.
I'm eight years old.
I've been in here for years.
My ponies are wonderful.
They're happy, and that makes me happy.
I have a student named Twilight Sparkle.
She is a very gifted unicorn.
My ponies are plush.
They're stuffed toys with button eyes.
Twilight was my first pony.
Now I have dozens.
I live in a big, grand castle, in the city of Canterlot.
I have a royal guard, with ponies that protect me from the big bad world.
The royal guard loves me.
I live in a small, padded room with a one-way window.
Guards are stationed around my room, on the outside.
They protect the world from me.
They pity me.
I have a sister, Luna.
But she went crazy from jealousy.
I had to send her to the moon for 1,000 years.
I miss her.
I have a sister, Selena.
She doesn't think i'm crazy.
They won't let me see her.
I miss her.
I am Celestia.
Save me.