Twilight Works At Freddy Fazbears Pizza!

by MatthewTheHuman

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Crossover
Length: 1528

I Got Very Bored

This is the story of Twilight Sparkle and her adventures as the night watch at Freddy Fazbears Pizza… Please don't sue me Scott

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-29 18:19:23 UTC

Chapter 3

After her weird experience with the bunny Twilight then decided that she needed to be more careful with her safety. "Man, am i hungry" Twilight moaned. "Wait, this is a restaurant! There should be food everywhere!" She thought to herself. She then looked out her office to see if the coast was clear, she walked outside to look for something to eat. She walked into a room with a bunch of heads resembling the animatronics. "Eww! Gross." Twilight said. But then she heard a door slam and a laugh. Twilight looked behind her to see that there was a bear behind her! "Hi there kid! Whats your name?" The bear said. Twilight then started walking away. "GET IN MY BELLY!" The bear yelled. Twilight screamed and ran away back into her office. She then looked at her monitor to see it was only 2 AM. "When will this end?" Twilight asked herself. She than started playing with the doors, opening and shutting them until a fox appeared in front of the door. Twilight let out a scream "Hey dude, just wanted to let you know the pizzas ready!" The fox said. "Where did you come from!?" Twilight asked. "That curtain over there." the fox replied. "Oh, well go do something somewhere else. Please?" Twilight pleaded "Hi there, i couldn't help overhearing about pizza." A yellow chicken said. "Yeah bro, the pizzas ready" The fox replied. "OMG WHERE IS IT? I NEED MY PIZZA!" The chicken exclaimed. "Can you all go away and let me do my job!?" Twilight Yelled. "No" the fox and chicken replied. "Well fine! I have an idea anyways." Twilight said with a smug look on her face. And with a flash of light, both the fox and chicken were teleported away. twilight then shut both doors as quickly as she could, and started looking at the cameras. the chicken was dancing in the toilets, the bunny was obsessing over a poster of Justin Beaver, and The fox and bear where sniffing the tables... Why? I don't know. Nor do I care.

Chapter 4

Twilight then turned off her cameras to see a golden bear in her office "OH MY GOSH! WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!?" Twilight yelled! The yellow bear then held out a slice of pizza. "Oh, why thank you!" Twilight said "Its nice to know that at least one of the-" Before she could finish her sentence, there was a distorted scream and she fainted. She woke up in a dream world where everybody walked on two legs. This was how Equestria Girls really happened guys, I swear on my horsey horse life. But after that experience, she woke up inside of the office. It was 4 AM. "Whew! That's a relief. Only two more hours to go!" Twilight said. The bear and chicken where outside her doors, luckily both her doors where closed. "HA! Not so scary now huh!?" Twilight said to the animatronics. Twilight then looked at her monitor and notice a power percentage. and it was on 16%. "OH NO!" Twilight said. "Defeated NOW? Witch!" The chicken said while the bear started laughing. "Oh yeah?" Twilight said. She had then casted a spell to create infinite power. After that the bear and chicken stared into the office for a while. "SHE FREAKING CHEATED!!!!!" The bear yelled as all four of the animatronics started beating on the doors and glass. One of the doors opened, and the fox ran in, luckily twilight was able to shut the door on the fox. "Take that you bucket of bolts!" Twilight said. But what she didn't realize was that the bear was behind her . "Gotcha!" The bear yelled. "Ah crap." Twilight said. Then she ended up in a the bunny's mouth. a few minutes later she managed to get out and she locked the office doors with a spell repeating the phrase "Better safe than sorry". her magic was weak how ever, so she could barely pull off the lock spell, let alone teleport out of the restaurant. She then looked at the cameras to see the animatronics mocking her. This obviously steamed her and she walked outside. "HEY!' Twilight yelled. The animaronics all stared at her. "You don't. Mess. With Twilight Sparkle." She uttered. "YOU AIN'T GONNA DO NOTHING" The bunny said. The bunny started dancing around repeating that, then Twilight suddenly got a boost of energy and she zapped him into oblivion. The other robots screamed and started running away into the office. The fox then came out of closet to see what was with all the screaming, only to be zapped with the spell. The bear had made it into the office and locked the doors shutting the chicken out. "Freddy open the door!" The chicken yelled. Freddy walked up to the window and whispered " I Know about you and Foxy." The chicken who's name never got mentioned, was shot with spell and The only one left was Freddy. Freddy then started searching the camera and saw Twilight in the dining area. Then she warped into the bathrooms and then into the power room, she pressed a button and the power went out. She appeared outside of the door and started to light up the room with her horn. "Please don't kill me!" Freddy pleaded. But Twilight shot him with the spell anyways. She then heard a bell toll coming from the monitor. "Finally! It's 6 AM!" Twilight screamed victoriously. She then started to dance happily. but all of the sudden she heard a door open, she peaked out of her office to see the owner staring at the mess. The owner looked at Twilight with a angry look. "Can i get paid now" Twilight asked. Twilight was fired, but she was able to sue the company for 220 million bits. Thanks to the work of SolarBeam, Ace Attorney! The restaurant was shut down and all was good again. THE END

Chapter 1

One day in Equestria, Twilight Sparkle was searching for a job. The reasons behind this are because her rent is due, yes even the purple pony princess needs to pay her bills every once in a while... Thanks Celestia. "So they need a night watch huh?" Twilight said, "Okay then! I will get the job as the night watch!" Twilight exclaimed. "Wow, how desperate are you for money?!" Rainbow Dash asked with a sarcastic look on her face. "I don't see your career as a Wonderbolt taking off." Twilight said. Rainbow stared at her for a while."Nice one Book Horse, nice one" Rainbow said as she walked away. "I for one, would love to work there" Fluttershy said "Being able work with those cute animals, oh its a dream come true" Fluttershy said as she looked at the newspaper. "Umm, Flutters? It says the animals are robots..." Twilight Said. Fluttershy then went silent for a minute and began to flip her stuffings. "Well now, Sugarcube you go on and get some money while i calm her down" Applejack said. And so Twilight head out to her new job little did she know her fate... Yes Rarity didn't get a line, quit your whining!

Chapter 2

Twilight opened the restaurant doors to a stallion bursting out the door shouting the words "I QUIT!". Then someone came around the corner, "Sorry about that, Mate" The Stallion said. "Okay then, my name is Twilight Sparkle. I'm here for the job" Twilight said nervously. "Well that guy screaming his lungs out was our day shift, he just quit i guess" The owner said. "Well your office is over there, Good luck!" the owner said as he walked out. Twilight than sat in her chair and waited for 6 AM. She saw a tablet on the table and picked it up. "Oh! These are the cameras!" Twilight exclaimed while she checked the cameras... "So these must be the main animatronics." Twilight said to herself. But then, the signal got interrupted and when it came back the bunny was missing. "OH CRAP!" Twilight yelled! she then looked around the cameras for the bunny and found it in the dining area, "Did it just move!?" Twilight thought. Then, the phone started to ring. "Umm hello? Hello? Hi! Welcome to Freddy Fazbears Pizzaria! My name is Jeremy! I'm gonna guess you're the new night watch, i'm finishing up my week now as a matter of fact! So here's a tip, in the night the robots tend to move around so check those cameras! i'll chat with you tomorrow, okay? Night!" The phone call ended there. "they MOVE!?" Twilight Yelled, She than quickly checked her cameras to see that the bunny was missing, she then looked outside to see that the bunny was outside the door. "EYYY! WASUP MAH BOYYY!" The bunny said. Twilight then started to stare at the animatronic rabbit and shut the door."YO MANG! YOU JUST GONNA DO DAT?! MANG DAT AIN'T EVEN FUNNY!" The weird talking bunny said "I WAS GONNA SHARE MAH JUSTIN BEAVER ALBUMS, BUT I GUESS NOT HOMIE!" Twilight then realized that she was stuck, and had to fend for herself.