All my ponies

by mareinthemoon

Rating: teen
Tags: Crossover, Slice of Life, Alternate Universe, Romance, Comedy, Tragedy
Length: 381

the odd things we never notice.

Twilight is putting together a special royal family tree presentation for the summer sun festival in honor of Celestia, but when things do not seem to add up and her letters to Celestia go unanswered Twilight's exhausted mind clicks and goes from her normally rational mode to….irrationality mode.

In this state Twilight attempts to figure out the mysterious questions regarding the royal family and her mind unfolds what will be Equestrias first soap opera…
All my ponies.

Will Twilight discover the truth or will she be stuck spinning conspiracy theories until the end?
Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion!!!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-26 05:28:56 UTC

Sugar spice and everything nice

Twilight sighed after finishing another letter to the princess, she was studying family trees as of late and came across a rather odd situation. No books refereed to anything B.C. or most commonly known as before Celestia, In fact it was one of the reasons she was unable to find out about Discord before he escaped but right now that was not the point. She was researching the family line and had begun to make a small presentation for the summer sun festival. She had miniatures of the royal members which now included her brother but as she began writing the information on relationships..there was no information at all!

Now Twilight, as a pony who always liked to be in the know...loathed when there was obvious information missing and now she had been stuck staring at these smiling dolls, attempting to figure out how in the hay they were related to each other.

It had been established that princess Cadence was Celestias niece...that's well and good but when she realized Celestias only relative was Luna and Candace was a mare while Luna was still on the moon.. something did not add up right.

Now, if Candace could be explained away which by this Time Twilight had deemed impossible by the laws of reality. There was still the matter of Celestias unicorn Nephew prince Blue blood. The purple unicorn paced back and forth in the library with vigor, her mane a complete mess.

Celestia had never taken this long to write back before...as much as Twilight kept telling herself that it was all ok and that soon enough she would have the so sought after answers...The letter never came.

Twilight looked away from where Spike was sitting, not realizing she had been stalking him like a vulture all day long, breathing heavily as the daylight began to dim.

That was it, something was going on here... Was there a secret love affair going on in Luna's nightlife? Or had Celestia had the children and pinned the wrap on her conveniently banished little sister who could not provide DNA testing to confirm nor deny these allegations!? Twilight's eyes dilated as her mind began to fill with horribly improbable solutions that could only be found in....a soap opera...