OTR: Totally Off the Record

by The King of Hearts

Rating: mature
Tags: Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Romance, Sex, Alternate Universe
Length: 4889

When an unfortunate accident blocks the two of them in a cave, Alex and Rainbow Dash are forced to work out their problems with each other. One way... or another.

Alex, and Rainbow Dash find themselves stuck in a small cave with no obvious way of escape.

And due to their mutual dislike of each other, emotions start to boil over between the two of them , and they begin to argue about who's fault it is that they're trapped.

And, of course, as a logical progression past this argument, they bang really hard.

Just a silly clop scene that I was given a rough draft of by sbloom85, which I edited and shaped in to what it is now. I'd say the work is about 50/50 between us, with me writing interaction between them, and him writing the dirty stuff.

Also takes place in the rewrite. Not in the main fic.

Published 2014-12-01 16:50:08 UTC
Last updated 2014-12-01 16:50:08 UTC

You know what they say about Anger and Arousal...

Alex and Rainbow Dash stood inside of, and at the only entrance to a small cave, both trying to move the massive rock blocking their only exit, so they could be over and done with their argument about who's fault it was that they were stuck in the first place.

Their current prison was about the same size as the main section of the Ponyville library, so they had plenty of room to move around. But, since there was no other path in the area they could explore, their current space was all they had access too. Luckily, however, there were cracks in the ceiling of the cave that were letting in copious amounts of light for them to see with.

“I can’t stand you!” Alex shouted, pounding on the massive stone blocking their exit from this cave, “First you stick us in here, and now you’re trying to blame it on me? You need to learn to take responsibility!”

“Your magic caused the cave-in in the first place!” Dash shot back, as she joined him in attempting to move the rock, “Not me crashing in here!”

“You shook the whole place! I was just blowing a little wind, to slow YOU down!” Alex growled, his anger escalating as he failed to see results in their escape plan.

“It was keeping me going!” She shouted, feeling the same rage at their hindrance overcome her, “It’s all your fault!”

Turning away from the stone, Alex walked toward her with fire in his eyes, “I’m sick of you blaming everything on me! The garbage, the cake at Gilda’s party, and even the fire!” He spat, closing their distance with fire burning in his eyes.

“You DID cause all of those things!” She shouted, turning from the wall and stepping toward him, “Your wind magic blew the garbage wagon right on top of me, the cake was blown away, BY YOU, and the fire was small, until you tried to put it out by blowing on it was lots of oxygen!” She yelled, no longer concerned with the fact that she couldn’t move the boulder, as she took another step toward him, closing the almost all of the distance between them.

So, in an act of retaliation, Alex closed all distance between their faces, leaving only a millimeter gap between them

“I can’t wait to get out of here, so I can avoid you like the plague!” Alex said between breaths, trying his best not to spit on her as he yelled.

“Good! I hope I never see you again!” She countered, feeling a fire burning deep in her chest, enhancing every emotion she was experiencing, as they both raggedly breathed on to each other.

They stared.

And they stared.

And they kept staring.

The silence in the room was deafening as the two stared at one another, their eyes locked while both were unmoving from their extreme proximity, each feeling a massive rush of endorphins that was starting to cloud their mind.

Until Dash, in all of her anger, removed the tiny gap between them and kissed him, in what only could be described as an incredibly rough exchange.

It was clear that Alex was on the same page, as he opened her mouth instantly, and pushed her tongue into his.

The battle for dominance over one another began in a whole new way, seeing who would be the one kissing, and who would be the one getting kissed. However, before long, this battle seemed to even out as they stopped fighting, and started moving beyond kissing.

Every bit of anger was gone, melted down in to hot, dripping passion. And it wasn’t long before Dash was pushed against the wall, as Alex forced her to stand on her hind legs. It was way more natural this way for him. And exotically arousing for her.

Dash knew she was losing the battle for ownership by letting him pin her against this wall, but a certain region between her legs was keeping her from fighting back… The truth was, whenever she would spend an hour 'jilling off,' her being pushed down, and fucked in to submission was always at the forefront of her mind. It was one of her deepest desires sexually. In her outside life, however, she preferred to be the boss. She figured that it balanced out that way.

His hormones now running the show, Alex decided to push the envelope of their make out session, as he ran his hoof down her chest, toward her stomach.

“Mhmm,” She moaned into his mouth approvingly, as she grabbed that hoof, and forced it down the last few inches, until it made contact with her damp crotch.

“Forward, huh?” Alex asked, pulling back for a moment and smirking.

“Well, one of us has to be the man,” She returned, looking at him expectantly, "Well? Don't you have some work to do?"

Nothing was said between them as he slowly ran his hoof up and down the length of her slit, while he simultaneously maintained a powerful eye contact with her that caused her chest to flutter.

Needless to say, she was soaking wet.

Shivering, she decided that it was time for her to take a little control from him. As much as she desperately wanted to be facefucked in to submission, she couldn't let him know about that... yet...

Suddenly being shoved backward, Alex wasn't able to catch himself and landed on his butt. Grunting, he looked at both sides of the ground, before frowing up at her. But, before he could say anything, Dash instantly knelt down on either side of his his right leg, straddled it, planting her wet pussy on his lower thigh.

Then, with an incredibly cute wink, she began to run herself from just above his knee, to his upper thigh, taking care to leave herself just shy of his painfully hard arousal.

“You’re pretty fucking hot when you’re mad, Colors,” Alex exhaled, as he sat back and let her use his leg, “We should have done this a long time ago.”

"I'm always pretty fucking hot," she panted as she moved up to his hips and properly straddled his waist, sandwiching his cock in between them.

Pushing him on to his back, she slowly ran her pussy along the length of his arousal, coating it in her own.

“Who caused the cave-in?” Dash asked, smirking as she ground against him teasingly.

“Are you serious? I... I'm-” Alex whined, as he actually considered giving in to her on this.

“Be careful how you finish that sentence, Alex.” She smirked, looking down at the head of his cock, which sat just a fraction of an inch away from her opening.

Dash was loving this power she held over him. It almost felt as good as when he shoved her against the wall.

Alex panicked. If he gave in here… she would own him. They would probably be having a whole lot more sex, but he knew that she would be able to use it against him. He couldn’t give in to her. Not without putting up more of a fight at least.

“I’ve got a better idea,” Alex said, taking advantage of her straddled legs, as he sat upright, forcing her on to her own back, breaking the connection her legs had on him.

“W-what are you—!“

Dash was cut off as he slowly brought his head down between her legs, and began licking his way up her inner thigh, only to stop a breath away from coming in to contact with her pussy.

“O-oh fuck!” She squeaked, arching her back as she lost herself in his surprisingly good teasing.

While Alex had never been to third base in any real experience, he had read a lot on the subject in anticipation of graduation with his girlfriend... But, she had dumped him, and then he fell into a magical pony world.

At least he was still able to use the information he had learned.

Deciding to finally take the plunge, Alex ran his tongue across her lips, before suddenly stopping as he watched her clit wink out from the top of her pussy.

Humming to himself, he licked in to her deeply, and then upon seeing her clit come out again, he quickly pushed his tongue in to its base, momentarily trapping it as it winked, allowing him to lightly run a tooth along the sensitive button.

“Oh fuck! D-don’t you dare stop!” She said, her tone half way between angry, and horny-as-fuck.

He had no intention of doing that.

Casting one of his newest spells, Alex materialized a glowing hand over top of his hoof. One that he had practiced enough with, to know how to use.

Extending his index, and middle finger, he looked up to her and smiled confidently, “I think you’re about to be the first pony in Equestria to be finger-fucked.” He smiled, looking back to her nethers as he slowly pushed his two fingers in to her depths, giving her tight entrance copious amounts of time to accommodate to the new size entering her.

Dash had nothing to say at this point, as he dove back down to play with het clit while still finger fucking her. Her only form of communication, was her increasing volume of moaning as she was brought closer and closer to her climax.

Feeling that she was on the edge, Alex increased the attention he was paying to her clit by beginning to lightly suckle on it, while he simultaneously twisted his hand ninety degrees, and curled his fingers upward, pushing in to the spot he hoped was her G-Spot—

“Ohh Fuck!” She cried, as she bucked her hips in to his hand, and poured out a massive amount of orgasmic juices, completely coating his arm and face.

-Yep. That was the G-spot.

Pulling back slowly, and raising himself up to see her face, he smiled at her, truly proud that he could make someone feel as good as she did right now.

Dash took a few moments to bask in the afterglow, before she managed to sit herself up. Cracking her neck back and forth, she gestured for him to get on his back again.

“I guess... um, I owe you,” She said softly, no longer showing any challenge in her voice, only a little timidity.

While she hadn’t been so nervous about having SEX with him, she was starting to feel her heart pound as she moved closer to his cock. With her pussy, it was easy. Go up, go down, cum, go to sleep. But with her mouth, she needed to work her tongue, hum for vibrations… and even come close to swallowing it, because apparently the contraction of the esophagus was a great source of pleasure for stallions.

“Geez, I sound like an egg-head.” She whispered inaudibly.

And while she knew he didn't expect the blowjob of the century, he had just blown her mind. And she wasn’t the type to leave a debt unpaid.

Slowly wrapping her hoof around the base of his cock, she couldn’t help but marvel at the size of it. It was at least twelve inches… Not that that was too massive or anything. Big dicks weren't terribly uncommon. Horses were endowed creatures, after all.

Leaning down, she decided to take her first step toward paying him back, as she placed her tongue just above her hoof at the base of his shaft, and made her way up toward the head, taking note of every vein, bulge, and smooth patch on the way up.

Pulling back for a moment, she was pleasantly surprised to find that his cock tasted… well, like skin. No gross scent, or weird taste like she had feared. She might as well have licked any part of her own body.

Alex watched her with a small smile on his face. She looked like it was her first time seeing somepony cast a magic spell. She was completely enthralled.

Moving back toward him, she brought herself right above the head of his cock, and slowly extended her tongue once again, planting it flat on the head, collecting a small bead of pre-cum that she instantly pulled back to taste. It tasted... salty. It wasn't unpleasant in the least.

Deciding that the time had finally come, Rainbow Dash opened her mouth as wide as she could, and brought it down to engulf the first few inches of his cock. She was desperately trying to remember all the things she needed to be doing, but her brain was just firing blanks.

“Oh god, Dash,” Alex exhaled, running a hoof through her hair as she picked up her pace, moving lower and lower on him, ignoring the dull pain growing in her jaw, “You’d better do this all the time from now on.”

She could feel her pussy dampen even more at his light command, as off the cuff as it was.

For her, it was strange how much focus went in to this work. She was hyper aware of everything going on in her mouth… from the soft flesh, to the steel hard rod under it, the pulsing at the head, and up along the front side, as jets of more... dare she say... delicious precum shot in to her throat. She wondered how much of a slut it made her for loving every moment of his this blowjob.

"Mmm!" Alex said suddenly.

Before she got the chance to enjoy it anymore, she could feel him start thrusting faster and faster in to her mouth, as his breathing became misplaced, and erratic… which could only mean one thing.

Dash almost started to laugh as she thought about how all this had started. They were having a simple argument over how Alex got them stuck in the cave, and then they jumped about six steps ahead of their current relationship.

...Still... she couldn't believe that he had been so convinced that it was her fault they got stuck...

Glaring up at him, she made a sudden, and very poor-sported decision. She stopped dead in her tracks.

Feeling her mouth lift off of his cock, Alex looked around in a panic, “What are you doing?! I’m right about to—”

“I’m finishing what I started.” She said slyly, lowering herself to just above his cock, and extending her tongue for a second, “Admit to me, that I’m right.”

Alex frowned at her. This was low. He had taken her to heaven, and she said that she didn't leave a debt unpaid.

But, tossing what she might owe him, and anything else aside, the simple fact was, he didn’t want to be right, or wrong in this situation. This couldn't be about that.

He wanted her. No arguments. No ‘right’ or ‘wrong.’ Just pleasure between two consenting adults... Which is why he really felt about about what he had to say now...

“Dash, if all this is about having a winner or loser, then maybe… ugh… maybe we shouldn’t do this,” Alex sighed, fighting every instinct to just push her on the ground and rut her into submission, something she would love, unbeknownst to him, “I really fucking like you. I’ve just been too scared to admit it... I mean, I thought you hated me.”

Dash blushed visibly at his admittance, momentarily losing her stern look.

“And if all this, is us having some angry, casual sex… then we should stop.” Alex said, dropping his head back down to the ground and exhaling in defeat, “Straight up, if we did this, and it didn't turn in to something more than... cave sex, I think I'd be pretty crushed."

Dash sighed, turning her gaze away from him. Whether he realized it or not… He just won. She had no ground to stand on after that. And while she didn’t have much experience in the field, she figured that a guy turning down sex, is like her turning down a place in the Wonderbolts. It didn’t happen.

“You got me. I’m sorry. That was a terrible thing for me to do...” She apologized softly, leaning forward from his lap as she kissed him quickly on the lips, “You made me cum, the least I could do is help you finish too.” She said, readjusting herself so her now-sopping wet pussy hung just above his cock, "Let me make it up to you."

The smile on Alex's face was bigger than any Pinkie had ever made. He couldn't begin to express his relief to her that she was going to continue their exchange.

Dash responded with the kind of smile that made Alex think that he might just be in love with her.

But, her smile was quickly lost when she speared herself on the massive piece of meat, taking him to the hilt instantly. “Oh fuck!” She cried, wishing that she had thought her previous action through a little more before she went and lost her virginity like that.

Alex looked down and went wide eyed at the small amount of blood on the base of his dick.

“This is your first time?!” Alex asked in shock, blown away that she would give it up over an encounter like this, “And you just—Dropped on it?! I thought for sure that you had some experience!”

“Heh, well, besides a few fun nights with Pinkie, and a small toy at home… This is my first real, you know… fuck.” She admitted, giving him an honest smile, as she brought herself back up slowly, feeling the pain dull, “And to be honest I- Mmm- I really like you too.”

“Are you serious?” Alex asked, not having truly believed that fact up until this point, “I thought that this between us was… well…”

“Me losing my virginity to a guy I REALLY dislike?” She panted as she reached the top of his prick once again, only to pause, and mentally ready herself, “Are you stupid or something?”

Alex laughed, as he tilted his head and smiled to her, “Yeah. I guess I am... So, When did you stop hating me? Or… start liking me?”

“Oh, I-I thought you were... mmm... good looking since the, ah! F-first time I met you!” She said, panting between her words, as she brought herself back down, with significantly less pain, “But… I think it was... was right after Gilda’s party, when I realized what kind of griffon she was.”

“I thought you were pissed at me!” Alex said, as she began to slowly, but surely move herself up and down in his lap, “You sure acted that way for the next few weeks!”

“I may have been a little upset that you were right about her.” She shook her head, the pain all but gone,as she worked herself a little faster, “But you care about my f-friends… and that’s so fucking s-sexy to me.”

“You a bit of a dirty talker, aren't you?” Alex smiled, as he propped himself up, “Do you want me to take over?”

Dash felt her pussy react to his question, as she visibally shivered in anticipation, “Oh Celestia yes.”

That was all Alex needed to hear as he lay her on her back.

"I'll start slow." Alex said softly, looking down at her, "I don't want to hurt-"

"Fast." She replied, placing her hoof on his lips, "Get me used to this."

Alex laughed as he tilted his head for a moment, "Your wish is my command, Color-"

"No." She shook her head quickly, cutting him off, "Your wish is my command... Break me."

Letting out a very unsteady breath, Alex took off like a dog at the races. He began to thrust at a much faster pace than she had been going. It surprised him that she was so... submissive. But if she wanted to be used, he was happy to use her.

“Oh fuck…” She exhaled, as she opened her eyes and smiled wholeheartedly at him, “You and I are doing this every d- mmm… Every fucking day!” She managed, her breathing now so short and shallow that she had trouble getting words out, “And you had b-better not be looking at any other mares!”

“You don’t have to worry about that. You’re the best looking of the bunch!” Alex laughed, smiling to her, as her body responded with a tight contraction around his cock, “Shit… You’re so tight.”

“F-f-f-fuck!” She said, as each thrust silenced her, “You come to m-me day or n-night… and you can fuck me. D-don’t even ask! J-just push me down! Hilt me... mmm! Make me gag... pull my mane!"

Following her sex fueled instructions, a magical hand appeared behind her head, and grabbed a handful of her mane, and pulled her backward, causing her pussy to tighten around his cock.

“Oh sweet Celestia... Yes! I-I’m… I’m about to, ahh!” Dash called, as she was rutted to her climax, and pulled herself upward away from his grip on her hair, and in to a deep kiss with him, her pussy clenching around him, and pouring a steady flow of juices out of her cunt, down her butt, and on to the ground.

While still involved in this kiss, Alex continued his assault on her body. He loved the feeling of closeness she was bringing him right now, and it was starting to push him toward the edge.

“I-I’m close,” Alex said into her mouth, as she continued making out with his speaking lips.

Dash would have been happy to let him keep going. He could have kept going for an hour and she wouldn't have had a word to say to him. But, something clicked in her head.

“Oh no! Not inside!” She said quickly, fighting her post-orgasmic bliss, knowing this was possibly the worst time for her to be ejaculated inside of.

Considering just how close he was, Alex fought every instinct in his body to just ignore her and finish inside of her. And after a few final thrusts, he pulled out. Still hard as he could be, and getting no closer to the release he desperately needed.

"Hmmph." Alex whined, falling back on to his butt, his cock standing straight up in his lap.

Taking her cue, Dash instantly sat up, and reached her hooves out to his rock hard prick, which was fully flared, and obviously ready to burst.

“Let me finish this for you,” She panted, leaning forward, and taking his cock into her mouth, loving the taste of juices left on it from her own pussy, as she began to work as fast as she possibly could.

Alex grunted as he reached his limit for the third, and final time.

“I-I’m--!”

Dash knew what he meant... She was finally going to her her reward.

Alex exhaled loudly, as he again fought the urge to ram himself down her throat, despite her earlier requests that he do just that.

Finally, rope after rope of cum shot in to the back of her throat, as she made sure to keep herself from swallowing, allowing it to gather in the back of her mouth. But, much to her surprise, he kept going, and going, and going.

FInally, after what seemed like 5 straight minutes of cumming, Alex pulled his cock clear of her mouth, and fired the last two blasts of cum up the left side of her face, covering her eye with one strand, and hitting her right cheek with the other.

Relaxing, Alex let out a massive sigh as he looked up to her cum covered face.

“That was so awesome, Dash…” Alex panted, falling back to his butt, as he gave her an apologetic look, “Sorry for the mess on your face though…”

She didn’t answer him right away. The bottom of her chin was bobbing slightly, as she exhaled out her nose in short, frequent bursts.

At first, he wasn’t sure what she was doing. But, it quickly became apparent. She was tasting his cum.

After a moment of this, she tilted her head back, and swallowed the mouthful he had given her, giving a pleasant sigh as soon as she did.

“That was... So fucking good,” She giggled, looking to him with her closed eye, “And did you need to get it on my face?”

“Closed eyes with cum on them… They’re hot as fuck.” Alex laughed, as he looked down to his prick, which had now made most of it’s way back in to his sheath, “You want me to clean it off?”

“Depends…” She said, smirking to him, “Are you using your tongue?”

Not hesitating for a moment, Alex leaned forward placed his tongue on her left cheek, and worked it straight up, gathering all of his seed from her eye, and licking it back in to his mouth.

She opened her eye and gave him a surprised expression. She honestly hadn’t expected him to do something like that.

Closing his eyes, he clearly rolled it around in his mouth, which was followed by a gulp, and a confident smile.

Dash was silent for a moment, as she considered pushing him down and fucking him all over again.

“H-how was it?” She asked, her breath taken away at the extrenely sexy scene she had just watched.

“I think I enjoyed it almost as much as you did." He winked.

"You want a little more?" She asked, biting her lip as she gestured to her other cheek.

"There's gonna be a lot more cum in our future, Dash." Alex laughed, "So if you don't mind, I'd actually like to try using a spell on it."

"A spell?" Dash asked, her interested piqued, "What kind?"

"Turns cum in to whipped cream." He laughed, the situation made even funnier by expression.

"Uhh..." Dash tried to begin, before Alex fired a small beam of magic at her face. And instantly, the white glob of fluid turned in to a fluffy white rosebud on her cheek, which she promptly scraped off, and put in her mouth.

Dash did the same thing with her bobbing chin and breathing, before swallowing again, and looking to him and trying not to laugh.

“It's not bad... but as far as fucking goes, I think I'd rather have a big mouthful of cum than whipped cream. I have a figure to maintain, after all." Dash said, as she raised her eyebrow, suddenly curious about the origin of that spell, “Where the buck did you learn to do that anyway?”

“Honestly?” Alex said, scratching the back of his head, “I got this one when I was in Celestia’s head.”

Dash’s eyes only widened.

“I figured I shouldn’t ask either.” Alex chuckled, as he repositioned himself against the cave wall, and relaxed.

Joining him, Dash spoke up quickly, “Make sure Pinkie never learns about that either. She’d stop buying cans of whipped cream, and just come to you as her own personal tap.”

“I… kinda like the sound of that.” Alex said, looking back to her with a curious disposition, “You said you fooled around with her… right? Maybe she could join us one time.”

“Yeah.” Dash said, not opposed to the idea whatsoever, “Maybe on your birthday I could convince her.” She said, as she placed her head on his shoulder. “But... still... I can’t believe how far we came in the last ten minutes.”

“Neither can I.” Alex agreed, his eyes glazed over as he fought back his own fatigue, “We went from screaming, to kissing, to fucking, to dessert." He laughed, before falling silent for a moment, "By the way, what does that make us now?”

Dash pondered this for a moment. She loved fucking him, and wanted to get to know him better… But didn’t want all their friends laughing at them for suddenly being around each other all the time. That would be terrible for her cred.

“Everypony will laugh when they hear about us,” Dash mumbled.

“Well… how about we keep it a secret then?” Alex suggested, always fancying the idea of a hidden romance, "We won't say that we're dating, yet. Just be... friends with benefits. On the outside, they'll think we still hate each other. On the inside, we're banging left and right."

Dash hummed happily in response as she eyelids started to feel heavier and heavier.

“We could start yelling at each other, until they ask us to resolve it outside,” Alex explained slowly, “And when we get outside, we go crazy in the bushes.

“I like that idea a lot,” Dash smiled, exhaling as she closed her eyes, her head relaxed in to his shoulder.

Alex looked to the now resting mare on his shoulder, and for the first time since he arrived in Equestria, he truly had something going for him. If being in a cartoon horse world meant that he got to have sex as often as he wanted it… well, then he had zero problem with that.

Looking upward at the small crack in the ceiling to the sky, Alex wondered if his father was somewhere up there, wanting to give him a high-five.

Closing his eyes, Alex sighed happily.

"I didn't cause the cave-in, just to be clear." Dash said.

Alex opened his eyes and frowned.

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