A chaotic new friend.

by Sugarcube66

Rating: everyone
Tags: Slice of Life, Romance
Length: 1068

Discord now being on the girls good side introduces them to a little abomination of his.

Discord introduces the mane six to his young daughter, Screwball. When they met her, she's not what they had formerly expected from a filly of Discord's.

In need of a way better name.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-30 01:40:11 UTC

The meeting

The mane six were setting up a picnic but they were awkwardly smiling. Fluttershy actually appeared more nervous then normal. Discord had told them to wait her, but what for? Knowing him, it was gonna be random but what could it be?

Twilight levitated the picnic blanket down, it was full of squares which were ever red or white, and it was the same that they had used when Pinkie had introduced them to Maud. Pinkie bounced up and down.

''I bet Dissy has a little filly for us to meet!'' she said, randomly. Pinkie had began calling Discord 'Dissy' shortly after it was proven that he was friends with them.

''Uh, Pinkie?'' Rainbow mumbled, confused. Why would Discord, a draconequss have a filly?

Discord at that moment walked up to them, with something clearly hiding behind them. He stopped and smiled.

''Hello, girls.'' he said.

''Hi, Discord...I suppose.'' said Rainbow, trying to see behind the draconequss.

''So what ya wanna show us?'' asked Applejack.

Discord grinned, and looked behind him. ''It's alright, come on out. My friends wanna meet you.''

It appeared that he was talking to somepony, and it made Rainbow glance at Pinkie. But her glance faded when a young filly slowly stepped out from behind Discord, not what she had expected.

''Pinkie, how did you know that Discord had a filly.'' she asked.

''Wait, Dissy has a filly. Let me see her!''

Rainbow rised an eyebrow but shook her head. Pinkie was being Pinkie, trying to explain more would be like committing suicide and she didn't really wanna feel that. She turned to the filly and took in the appearance.

The filly was a light pink earth pony. Wait, earth pony? Seriously, Discord has wings so why would this filly be a earth pony. The filly also had a swirly purple and white mane, but the unique feature that the filly had was her eyes. They were a endless pit of swirls, which were purple. And Rainbow could clearly see that the filly had a cutie mark; a screw and a ball.

''Discord, who is this?'' asked Twilight.

''Her name's Screwball, and she's my daughter.''

Gasps went around the girls, whilst Fluttershy was getting anxious. Thoughts were spiraling through her mind, even though she didn't want them too. Pinkie, however bounced over to Screwball, who appeared terrified and put a beanie, which was orange and yellow and had a green propeller attached to it, on her head.

''Here.'' she said, kindly. ''I'm Pinkie Pie, your new best friend!''

Screwball cowered away a bit, and almost dared to hide behind her father but a light blue glow wrapped around Pinkie, as Rarity pulled her back.

''Now, darling. First, your fashion sense is horrendous and second, you scaring her.''

She smiled, and got up. She walked over to the young filly, and spotted her cutie mark. ''Ah, I see you already have your cutie mark, my little sister would be jealous. Hey, Screwball would you mind helping me make a line of filly's clothes, my sister won't help.''

Screwball made a faint smile, and for the first time that day, she spoke. ''Um...alright...''

''Thank you, darling. Oh yea, my name is Rarity and I work at the fashion bountique in Ponyville.''

Screwball smiled a bit more, and opened up. She took a glance around the mares near her and soon her eyes rested on Twilight, but she was surprise to find that she was a princess.

''D-daddy...your friends with a princess?'' she asked.

''I truly am, Screwy. Twi, mind introducing yourself and maybe getting Flutters her to.''

''Alright, hello, Screwball. My name is Twilight Sparkle, and I'm the princess of friendship but please don't address me as a princess. And this mare here is Fluttershy, who was the one to reform your father.'' said Twilight, putting a hoof lightly on Fluttershy.

''Ah suppose it's just me and Rainbow left. Howdy, Screwball. Mah name is Applejack.''

''N-nice to meet you...''

''She's like a mini Fluttershy.'' mumbled Rainbow, quietly to herself. ''My name is Rainbow Dash, I'm the coolest pony in town.''

''...I see...''

Screwball was pretty shy, and none of the mane six were expecting that. If they had ever meet a filly with a relationship to Discord, they would have expected her to open, chaotic and on the levels of Pinkie Pie crazy but this filly was as timid as Fluttershy.

''Hey, Screwy. Show them your trick.'' grinned Discord.

Screwball slowly nodded, and closed her eyes focusing on her inner chaos. She suddenly began floating, much to the surprise of the mane six. She opened her eyes when she made it into the air.

''How in Equestria?'' asked Twilight.

''Well, she isn't my daughter for nothing.'' said Discord.

''About that. How in the world of Equestria do you have a daughter?''

''I might as well explain, but I probably should head home with Screwy.''

''Um, Discord...Would you like a tea party tonight...you could bring Screwy...'' said Fluttershy, anxiously.

''Hmm, that sounds like a good idea. What you think, Screwy?''

''...Okay, I guess..''

Discord then noticed something, the beanie which Pinkie had put on Screwball. Screwy had yet to remove it, he grinned and chose to tease her. ''Do you like that hat or something? You haven't took it off.''

Screwball blushed, and lowered to the ground. Ears folded, she mumbled. ''I...um...like it...''

He continued to grin, but shook his head. Clicking his fingers. A glass of chocolate milk, in a straw and a couple of marshmallows appeared in Screwball's hoof. She smiled, and begin drinking it through the straw.

''Bye.'' Discord said.

He got a wave, before teleporting Screwball and himself to the Chaos Castle which Celestia and Luna had given him. Screwball went inside slowly, and began playing with her toys, quietly. She was so quiet, that it made Discord worry.

''Screwloose.'' he said, clapping his claw and paw together.

A mare with a rather crazy look ran in, holding a bone in her mouth. She throw it out and began barking like a dog. Screwloose was Screwball's pet pony-dog. Discord had got her before the princesses came to power, and nopony knew that they still had her.

Screwball smiled, when Screwloose licked her. ''S-stop it..'' she moaned.

Discord couldn't help but laugh at the adorable scene. But, he knew that he'd have to get the cucumber sandwiches for the tea party.