Hey! The name's DJ-Pon3! You can call me Vinyl. Now about this little thing I mixed up, it's a one-page only description of my life, how I came to live with Octavia the classics mare, and disputing things about my appearance. I know you ponies have been arguing forever about it, like I did this, or looked like that. So just bucking stop, got it? I don't like being argued over, unless it's for music, or Tavi has found something to supposedly berate me for. So anything you bucking dummies got against the real me, I'm gonna hoof you hard! I'm the best DJ there is in Equestria, the best, ever. And you'll learn all about me here.