I Hate Bronies, Get Me Away!

by Akihisa

Over To Equestria

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My name is Jerome, or on the Internet known as TopBantzXx6921. I'm 13. I'm here to tell everyone about something that happened to me. I am a Brony hater. One day, however, this happened. It made me hate Ponies and Brony fucks even more.

I was in my room, on the Internet, as usual. I was on FIMFiction hating on the fucks that are 'Bronies', as I do every day. I posted my first comment

'U guyz r n00bz! U lik litle girls shows! U shud be kiled to def lolzor. Ponies r fuks hehe go fuk ur mum woops im alredy fuking ur mum hehe lolzor.

-TopBantzXx6921'

As I pressed send, I was teleported.

No warning

Nothing.

I was teleported.

I was in a room. At least, I think it was a room. It was all black, with invisible walls. Either that, or the walls were black. I felt the box moving up, like I was in a lift. When it stopped, the top opened. I was in a different world, I could tell.

I jumped out of the box, and to my horror, there were 'My Little Ponies' everywhere.

Soon enough, there where crowds around me, they had never seen anything like a 'human' before. After a bit of confusion, and whispering, a gap in the crowed formed. They seemed to be making way for a pony to come forward. A purple pony was walking down the space made.

'Who are you, what are you, and where are you from?' Asked the purple pony.

'More like, who are you where am I what is this place?' I snapped back. 'I don't need any of this bullshit, send me back to my home.'

'I'm afraid that's not possible.' Said the pony. They clapped their hooves together and two athletic looking ponies came forward, either side of her.

'Bring that animal over to my castle. Leave him just inside the door and I'll take care of him.' Said the pony. They turned around towards the crowd and shouted 'everyone, this will all be taken care of. Go back to your daily lives.' And as they said that, all of the ponies that had gathered around trotted away.

After everypony had left, the two athletic ponies flew over to me and picked me up. They then flew away with me in their hooves, heading to wherever the purple pony had instructed them to go.

'Let me down! Get the fuck off me! Fucking stupid ponies! Nobody fucking likes you anyway!' I shouted. But it was no use. The ponies ignored me. After a few minutes of flying, they landed outside what looked like a crystal tree. The three me inside the door and shut the door.

'Let me out!' I screamed while banging on the door. 'Let me out you stupid fucking ponies! Let me out let me out!' I screamed through tears. After three or four minutes, I decided it was useless. I sat in a corner, head in hands, crying.

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