I Hate Bronies, Get Me Away!

by Akihisa

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Dark, Human
Length: 1020

A 13 year old brony hater is teleported to Equestria and he is NOT happy about it. Not happy at all... Sex tag for mild implications.

13 Year old boy Jerome is a typical Brony hater. He thinks he's cool and generally hates Bronies. One day, when putting a hate comment on FIMFiction, he gets teleported to Equestria.

By the way, the use of 'TopBantzXx6921' is ironic. So are most of the things like 'lolzor' that he uses.

Sex tag for mild implications.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-11-30 15:13:50 UTC

The Experimentation: Part 1

After about another 10 minutes of crying the purple pony walked in the door I had been thrown in. She saw me there in the corner.

'What are you doing in the corner?' She asked curiously

'Get the fuck away from me!' I shouted at the purple pony I was fucking terrified of it.

'Look, I'm only going to hurt you if you don't cooperate. If you do, you'll be fine.' She said

'And what will you do to me if I don't cooperate?' I asked

'I'll torture you, pulling out your body parts, to find out what's inside you. Maybe not me personally though, I might get Pinkie to do it.. She's good with that stuff!' She answered cheerfully. 'So, let's start. Come down here.' She started walking down some steps. I decided it was best to follow her as I didn't want to be killed by a bunch of ponies.

'Okay sit in this chair.' Said the Pony. 'Okay. Here's how this will work. I'll ask you a question, you'll answer it then I'll answer it too. Sound good?' She asked. 'Okay!' She then said, not leaving me time to answer.

'First question! What species are you?'

'I'm human.' I said

'Okay. I'm a Pony. An Alicorn to be exact! Next question, does your species have genders? If so, what are you?'

'Yes, I'm male.' I answered

After a few more general questions, she started getting more personal and, a bit weird..

'How big is your penis?' She asked

'What? I'm not fucking answering that!'

She pointed her eyes towards a tray with a bunch of sharp tools on it.

'Fine fine.. Uh..' I said. I found it really awkward.. I had to tell a purple pony (which I found out it's name was Twilight Sparkle) how big my dick is or else I would be killed!'

After answering a few more questions like 'when was the last time you fucked someone' and 'what is your sexual orientation' the questions finally stopped.

'Okay! Thank you for your time, now I'm going to get my friends to come over. We're going to cast a few... Tests on you. Stay down here, don't touch anything. Oh wait, I tied you up so you can't anyway! Haha!' Twilight said.

After about an hour, she came back down with 5 other ponies.

'Okay Jerome, these are my friends; Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy and Rarity!'

'Hi!..' They all said one after the other awkwardly.

'Okay girls, we're gonna do a few tests on this.. 'Human'. Let's start!'

She untied me from the chair, and led me to what looked like a human sized photocopier.

'Take off your clothes and lie under there please.' She ordered. I did as I was told. These ponies were maniacs. After the machine scanned me, I was aloud to get out. 'Lie on that table please.' She said to me. I lied on the table. The last thing I remember after that was being injected by a needle. There was some weird cyan liquid in it.

Over To Equestria

My name is Jerome, or on the Internet known as TopBantzXx6921. I'm 13. I'm here to tell everyone about something that happened to me. I am a Brony hater. One day, however, this happened. It made me hate Ponies and Brony fucks even more.

I was in my room, on the Internet, as usual. I was on FIMFiction hating on the fucks that are 'Bronies', as I do every day. I posted my first comment

'U guyz r n00bz! U lik litle girls shows! U shud be kiled to def lolzor. Ponies r fuks hehe go fuk ur mum woops im alredy fuking ur mum hehe lolzor.

-TopBantzXx6921'

As I pressed send, I was teleported.

No warning

Nothing.

I was teleported.

I was in a room. At least, I think it was a room. It was all black, with invisible walls. Either that, or the walls were black. I felt the box moving up, like I was in a lift. When it stopped, the top opened. I was in a different world, I could tell.

I jumped out of the box, and to my horror, there were 'My Little Ponies' everywhere.

Soon enough, there where crowds around me, they had never seen anything like a 'human' before. After a bit of confusion, and whispering, a gap in the crowed formed. They seemed to be making way for a pony to come forward. A purple pony was walking down the space made.

'Who are you, what are you, and where are you from?' Asked the purple pony.

'More like, who are you where am I what is this place?' I snapped back. 'I don't need any of this bullshit, send me back to my home.'

'I'm afraid that's not possible.' Said the pony. They clapped their hooves together and two athletic looking ponies came forward, either side of her.

'Bring that animal over to my castle. Leave him just inside the door and I'll take care of him.' Said the pony. They turned around towards the crowd and shouted 'everyone, this will all be taken care of. Go back to your daily lives.' And as they said that, all of the ponies that had gathered around trotted away.

After everypony had left, the two athletic ponies flew over to me and picked me up. They then flew away with me in their hooves, heading to wherever the purple pony had instructed them to go.

'Let me down! Get the fuck off me! Fucking stupid ponies! Nobody fucking likes you anyway!' I shouted. But it was no use. The ponies ignored me. After a few minutes of flying, they landed outside what looked like a crystal tree. The three me inside the door and shut the door.

'Let me out!' I screamed while banging on the door. 'Let me out you stupid fucking ponies! Let me out let me out!' I screamed through tears. After three or four minutes, I decided it was useless. I sat in a corner, head in hands, crying.