What’s Wrong With Flutters?
“Discord! Get the hell out!” Twilight shouted throwing an ice cream tub at his head.
He caught it with no problem, “Well aren’t we feisty today.” He looked at the tub “Well, well. You should watch yourself with this. Might ruin that so-called figure of yours.” he said and dropped the bucket. She audibly growled, but Discord didn’t notice as he looked around. He saw buckets of ice cream, mostly Twilight’s, strewn about, sappy movies in a pile, pairs of socks piling out of one her drawers, and, most importantly to him, Fluttershy hiding on Twilight’s couch. “Ah, Fluttershy, my dear, there you are. Why are you avoiding me, I thought you liked it when I visited.”
“She doesn’t want to talk to you, so I would advise you to leave. Now!” she ended with a growl even Discord would hear.
“Rude!” he said and walked over to Flutters, who was trying to get smaller without hurting herself too much. “Flutters?” he asked and lowered his paw to shake her, he thought she was asleep.
The moment his paw touched her, she jumped up and floated in front of his face. Then she yelled, “WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST COME INTO A GIRLS ROOM?!” This shocked him, she never yelled. He was about to say something, but she interrupted him, “OH NO! YOU WILL LISTEN!” she grabbed him and threw him onto the couch, then hovered in front of his face. “Do not bother me or Twilight for the rest of the fricking week, or I swear by the time I’m done with you, you’ll beg Celestia to turn you to stone!” the more she talked the more her voice became threatening. Then she picked her pink socks, which had some small stains on them now, and flew back to her cottage.
Eventually Discord snapped out of his shock and looked towards the window Fluttershy flew out of, “What’s with her?” he asked but Twilight fell asleep shortly after Flutters left. “Hmm” he hummed “She said not to bother her or Twilight, but not her other friends. Maybe they’ll know.” And with that said he teleported out of the messy room and to Pinkie Pie’s house. He knocked this time, just in case, and shortly Pinkie answered balancing a tray of cupcakes on her head, “Oh, hi Discord!” she said with usual enthusiasm, “What brings you around?”
He walked in and noticed nopony was here, must be closed, he thought. “Just visiting a friend. Oh, and also I have a little question.”
“Oh, what question?” the pink pony put down the tray and sat down.
“Something’s wrong with Flutters, and I want to know what so I can help her.”
“A problem with Fluttershy?” Pinkie had a worried look then thought for a moment, “Was she wearing socks?” he nodded and Pinkie gasped “Get Out!” she yelled “Pervert!” She pushed him out the door and slammed it in his face.
“Well, that could have gone better. I suppose” he said to himself and walked off.
Discord then went to Rarity’s boutique to see if she could help him figure this out.
Fluttershy was walking through town wearing some pink socks with purple butterflies on them. The colts and stallions thought she was just wearing them to wear them, but the mares and old enough fillies knew what time it was. The mare in question was walking, trotting really, to Twilight’s new castle. When she got there, she knocked and waited. Spike opened the door holding a book with his tail, “Yes? Oh, hi Fluttershy. Cool socks.” He said when he noticed them.
She blushed ,whispered a “hi” ,and flew passed him to Twilight’s room. Spike just shrugged and closed the door. When she knocked on her door.
Twilight was instantly there with a tub of chocolate and some red socks with black stripes on, “Fluttershy!” she said, then she noticed the socks, “Oh, come in. Come in.” she ushered Flutters in her room and locked the door so Spike wouldn’t come in. “Ice cream?” she asked while stuffing the spoon in her mouth. Fluttershy nodded and collapsed on Twi’s couch holding her stomach.
A few hours later, four tubs of chocolate and strawberry ice cream, and a sappy romantic movie about vampires and were-ponies. Fluttershy had on another pair of socks as did Twi, and they both were on their backs. “So,” Twi said “how long?”
“Two days” she answered without her normal shy demeanor “You?”
“Four” and she punctuated with a very un-princess like burp. “’Cuse me.”
“No prob” the pegasus said rubbing her stomach. “Has Spike noticed?” she asked
“No, he never does or really did.” the princess answered, neither meaning to be rude. “I hate this crap” she said rubbing her wings.
“Same, same. You know what makes this worse?” she said sitting up a bit.
“What? Wait no, let me guess.” she sat up too, “Boy?”
“You know me too well!” Flutters said falling back again pawing at an empty ice cream tub, “Discord apparently thinks it was an ‘amazing’ week to visit me. I mean don’t get me wrong, I love it when he visits but why this week!”
Twi smiled, “Love huh?” she giggled a bit, too much sugar.
“What! No that’s not what I meant!” she blushed and lightly pushed Twilight.
“Heh, I know. Just messing with you.” then she sat up straight up, much to her thighs protesting, “CRAP!” she yelled gripping her stomach.
“Well, then why did you move?” she asked and Twilight was about to answer when there was a bright light. They both shielded their eyes. When the light died down, there standing in Twilight’s room was Discord himself.
